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11 months
Folks it’s time for a new video essay series; an Aim Not Devoid of Merit on the films and camera work of Steven Spielberg
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5 years
Twitter...it finally happened
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“His whole educational status has been a scam.”
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4 months
Very jealous of the afternoon Clint’s having in Gran Torino
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3 months
Actual 30 second gale of laughter at this
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Steven Spielberg said WHAT?!
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7 years
According to this picture they'd been staying in 1976
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Mark Knoller
7 years
WH confirms the First Lady and Barron have officially moved into the WH.
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3 years
Cinemasins revolutionized film criticism in a
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3 years
A truly staggering thrift store find
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2 months
Hey fellas....! Kevin Spacey's got a new movie out and he looks *totally innocent*!
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2 years
@adamtotscomix There was a pretty great director named Born Before 1960, she made one called Watch More Movies, another one called Not In English, and a third one called History Is Longer Than Your Lifetime. You should check her out.
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5 years
Oh my god
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6 years
Everything is a strategy to conservative fuckwits because they literally can’t take women’s emotions seriously. It doesn’t compute. Everything has to have an ulterior motive because that’s how THEY think. Fuck You, Ross, you piece of shit.
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Ross Douthat
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My feeling at the moment is that the New Yorker story is a brilliant play by liberals to get conservatives to stick with a nominee when they should be open to having him withdraw. (Even more brilliant to add Avenatti to the mix.)
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5 years
Hey you’ll never see The French Connection in theatres again but here’s this excruciating fucking bullshit
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20th Century Studios
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The world needed a hero, they got a Guy. Watch the trailer for #FreeGuy now! Coming to theaters July 2020.
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Two of our worst writer/directors shockingly don’t think other writers do anything.
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Josh, Rhinestone Cowboy
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Of fuck off you don’t care about your crew at all
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4 months
I'm going to become the joker
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The Film Stage 📽
4 months
Kevin Costner's 'Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 2' has been pulled from its August 16 theatrical release. A new date is TBD.
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Steven Soderbergh watched Fincher's The Killer and said "Hmmm yes, good idea." And now he's already finished making his version of it. Unbelievable. Love this man.
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5 years
THEYRE MAKING US WATCH GREEN BOOK! I MADE IT FUCKING TWO YEARS WITHOUT SEEING THIS FUCKIN SHIT AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT IN A JURY ROOM THIS IS A HATE CRIME!
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3 years
I'm being told that a movie, directed by nepotism incarnate, based on two sloppily thrown together dick joke comedies, rebooted 40 years later in a blatant attempt to cash in on Stranger Things, itself a cynical, ideologically crass rehash of the 80s, is full of "heart"
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4 years
The stock market is to me the most contemptibly stupid construct that apparently all of life depends on. Nevermind "the government" I live in a city with a few blocks dedicated to the worst men on Earth who spend all day watching the richter scale. Somehow this makes them rich.
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5 years
Lol and he’s absolutely right. Next
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Screen Rant
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Martin Scorsese Doesn't Think Marvel Movies Are Cinema -
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3 years
It’s two movies and one of them has one plot point, what the fuck could you lose track of?
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IndieWire
3 years
#BladeRunner Studio Has Two Employees Hired to Keep Franchise’s Timeline Organized
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Prompted by Ben rightly calling Ralph Fiennes in GBH the best performance in any Wes movie, what are the others? Top of my head 1. Ralph in Budapest 2. Gene Hackman in Tenenbaums 3. Bill Murray / Schwartzman in Rushmore 4. Bruce Willis in Moonrise 5. Jeffrey Wright in Asteroid
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2 years
Magical movie but there was something a little off
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3 years
An Extremely Gucci Movie
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2 years
Feel free to delete all my reviews if they embarrass you.
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CONSEQUENCE
2 years
Slamming Sonic the Hedgehog in a Truly Odd Review Considering how unwatchable most video game adaptations are and how unadaptable a thing like Sonic should be, this is a fun hour-and-a-half of distraction. #Consequence15
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3 years
Look, go to hell
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The cinema has never needed another Hoskins more than it does right now.
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Brandon Streussnig
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Nuclear grade chemistry
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3 months
Category is: famous people she would have sent to jail
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Alex Shephard
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she gets it
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Someone posted a clip of Margot Robbie driving without speaking in OUATIH as proof Tarantino can’t write female characters. The problem with that is you can post a random minute and change from any Chantal Akerman and have the same “problem”. Quiet observation in film? It’s good.
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3 years
It happened to me: I saw Licorice Pizza and then married my six year old son
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3 years
Wrote about the best movies of the year and the insanely depressing culture they had to contend with
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4 years
I cant help but feel like the word “cinematography” just means like “neon” or something now to most people. Every day thousands of people look at pre-viz CGI sludge that a camera never touched and are like “such cinematography!”
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4 years
don't you hate it when you reach for your taser, turn the safety off that it doesn't usually have, pull the hammer back it doesn't usually have, feel the weight of a gun in your hand, don't think, and then kill someone dead in the street because you're a total fucking coward?
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4 years
Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar reunited to celebrate the 20th anniversary of winning “Best Kiss” for Cruel Intentions at the MTV movie awards. I love these two so much
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6 years
The cocaine in this picture could finance a space program
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The Journeymen
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Tony Scott, Don Simpson, Robert Towne, Jerry Bruckheimer and Tom Cruise on the set of Days of Thunder.
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2 years
The role of Fanny Brice will now be essayed by...Sy Ableman?!?
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3 years
Finally gonna kill Harry Potter
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The first look at Tom Cruise in ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 7’. (Source: )
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@JackPosobiec Oh no Author Jack Posobiec please don’t take Bill Maher, the only person worse than you, we on the left beg you
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3 years
They weren’t around so she went with the four people to the left
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Page Six
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Kim Kardashian calls comedy icons for help ahead of 'SNL' gig
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5 years
YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE grossed 7 million dollars. So no I don’t believe Todd Philips when he says the Batman connection had nothing to do his movie’s success.
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5 years
I have seen Joker dance more than I’ve seen my own family. Fuck this website
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6 years
Y’all are MISSING THE POINT about HIGH FLYING BIRD and the iPhone: the iPhone means a generation of filmmakers don’t need white supremacist film schools or money to buy expensive cameras or film stock. It is an invitation to revolt
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4 years
Guessing the answer is “after the check cleared”
@Variety
Variety
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Kate Winslet on How She Came to Regret Working With Woody Allen
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I don't know a lot of Halyna Hutchins work. Not many of us do because she was just getting started. She had so much left to give. there was still a voice being developed, an incredible one. These stills are literally from the first few seconds of a film she shot called Mad Hatter
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Man I love “having politics”
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3 years
Shout out to the absolute fuckin freak at the 11:00 Benedetta screening who kept trying to take phone pictures of all the nudity but his flash kept going off
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4 years
In stores now
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5 years
Twitter...it finally happened
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Chloe Zhao employing Malick grammar to tell the story of super telekinetics for the department of defense might actually be MORE evil than some opportunistic loser thinking he’s making a “conspiracy thriller” or w/e that ends with the White House triumphant. This company is bad.
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@BenGSchout Well, let him be frank
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OK just a reminder that on one episode of the children's television program PINKY AND THE BRAIN, their plan is to convince Saul Bellow to drop out of a celebrity golf tournament by telling him that John Updike has more pulitzers than him. Then Brain dresses as Cher.
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Horrifically sad. America’s best actress. Opening Night is a movie only those people could have made. Only that actress could have driven it from within, a juggernaut of raw talent and creative direction. watching a painter create her masterpiece in real time
@Variety
Variety
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Gena Rowlands has been living with Alzheimer’s disease "for the last five years," says her son and "The Notebook" director Nick Cassavetes. “I got my mom to play older Allie, and we spent a lot of time talking about Alzheimer’s and wanting to be authentic with it, and now, for
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This, his support for the Sandinistas, Nelson Mandela, Sinéad O'Connor, etc is why he was always employed but never a brand like Redford or Newman despite popularity. Hollywood/country tolerated his leftism but never encouraged it. When Heavens Gate sank they let him go with it
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Kris Kristofferson on losing work for supporting Palestine: “if that’s the way it has to be, that’s the way it has to be”
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So this site fired a writer for having a NUANCED review of Loki. They got harassment and pushback from Disney Stan losers and fired their writer, hired a guy who liked the show better.
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IGN is the worst site currently active, block them please if you haven’t
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PHANTOM THREAD: if Cinema died tonight in its sleep, I’d at least wake up knowing it went out on the highest imaginable note
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2 years
Discovered Ishiro Honda's stupendous Latitude Zero today, one of the most purely fun and wonderfully silly movies of the 60s. In bad need of a cleaning up, of course, but just like...look at what 50 seconds of this movie has to offer.
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Them making this and pulling the plug on Nancy Meyers’ new movie is a hate crime
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The budget for The Russo Brothers & Netflix’s ‘THE ELECTRIC STATE’ is reportedly $300M. Starring Millie Bobby Brown, Chris Pratt, Ke Huy Quan, Giancarlo Esposito, Anthony Mackie and Brian Cox. (Source: )
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If I was this kid I’d just end it all. Dr. Grant absolutely bodies the stupid little bastard.
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White couple told us to turn the Prince down at the tea shop. Turned it up
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There have been other books on Tobe Hooper (including one in Italian about twenty years ago) but this is the first book on his entire body of work in any language. I’ve been on a six year journey to get this published. This is...a big day for me.
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Let. Them. BURRRRRRRRN. We'd wake up in Eden if tomorrow there was no fucking stock exchange and people just had to do jobs that helped people instead.
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This rules too because his dialogue pass ruins Crimson Tide for the ten seconds the characters have to pretend they love Star Trek and Run Silent Run Deep
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danny’s spooky header💀🎃🦇
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what is this bizarre half assed dunk on killers of the flower moon that bill maher is attempting here
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A safdie movie about a critic who doesn’t get screeners trying to see every major year end release in one day.
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Max Von Sydow, like Anna Karina, is someone you grow to love being exposed to the majesty of non-English language cinema. He was good in his Hollywood films, but he was towering when he was allowed his first language. He could play innocents and frightening (oft unwitting) evil.
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Leaving the Black Adam press screening some guy wouldn’t move his legs. Said “you’ll miss the post credits scene” and I have never more proudly in my life said “I don’t give a shit”
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Not everyone heard this when he did it for Patton in an 08 Death Ray; but everyone who did still does this bit with their one other friend who heard it. Andy Daly simply the funniest fucking man
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Claire Penis
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I think about the line “we put a little something in there for daddy” every day
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This is maybe my favorite 45 seconds of all time. I've been thinking about this non-stop since I first saw it in like 2011
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Geekin' with James Hancock
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John Waters PSA
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This man pure and simple had no clue how to shoot this.
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mimi
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i can't believe a scene this perfect exists
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Jim Jarmusch following that patented 28 for me, 1 for them model
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Everyone who loved THOR 3 and was psyched about the Disney merger about to learn the hard way what happens when you think corporations are your friend.
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They just put Shatner in a van and drove him around for a few hours and told he’d been to space
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I’ve obtained exclusive footage of a secret advance CATS screening. The audience reaction was pretty positive
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Joe Russo made a huge deal out of playing the only gay character in the MCU in a scene where he looked sad for 9 seconds in a 470 hour movie, the most disgustingly focus-grouped shit ever, he can sell his bullshit folksy Everyman garbage elsewhere.
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What do we want? Bone deep incuriousness in our journalists! When do we want it? The whole 21st century!
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Larry King dying at 87 makes no sense to me. He was 87 when I was a child.
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If we talk about Dario Argento, it's because he worked with this tough dame. There is no Suspiria without her. Her performances are singular, her writing exciting. She was good friends with Mario Bava when the studio system was done with him. She refused to be anyone but herself.
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Fred Willard’s most commonly used comedic tic was that his oblivious characters would make sure you knew they were joking and it fucking kills everytime. Fred Willard saying “I’m joking of course,” or “I’m having some fun with ya,” is about the highest form of American comedy.
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Oh gday Dath Vada… need ya to build me a Sta Warth
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🎃
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Ben Mendelsohn will reprise his role as Orson Krennic in #Andor S2 (via The Playlist)
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@hdlichtner 11 million views
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Famous auteur Rocketman
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
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Terrence Malick, Pedro Almodovar, and Rocketman headline this year's Cannes Film Festival
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first wiseman: i brought you gold second wiseman: i brought you frankincense third wiseman: i brought you myrrh Fred Wiseman: I brought you a 4 hour documentary about poverty enabled by bureaucracy. Mary: you first three come back later
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Shame they cancelled TRUE DETECTIVE, I had a great hook for season 3
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An Easter egg hunt doesn’t sound like my thing, I’m 32, do you have anything in the way of, say, a movie?
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Lol baby yoda happens and we forget how well and truly fucked we are
@TheFilmStage
The Film Stage 📽
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The Disneyfication of the industry continues. This is very bad, to say the least.
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Dude unless he opens the Robert Downey Sr free school of avant garde anti-corporate fuck you film school tomorrow this has to be the saddest thing in American culture
@DiscussingFilm
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The reveal of Robert Downey Jr as Doctor Doom.
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live your life so that the first article about you has the subhed “the feds seem to have to him dead to rights.”
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Reid Southen
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"AI is future of art, music, and writing!" The future:
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SPEED RACER is nuts. This tonal register was never ever ever gonna fly in America. But it’s a worthy experiment and completely singular. My question as always: why oh why oh WHY did people not like this but loaded their wallets into a cannon and shot them at AVATAR?
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I know we all knew Marriage Story was getting a criterion but it really does feel...silly...that it's getting one...to me....
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There is no such fucking thing as an “AI director” you talk to a computer and it steals what you tell it to. That’s not directing, that’s a hostage situation.
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We abject perverts get so few victories so raise a glass with me, won’t you?
@ArmasUpdates
Ana de Armas Updates
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BREAKING: Netflix has approved the release of an NC-17 explicit, final cut of director Andrew Dominik’s BLONDE starring Ana de Armas as ‘Marilyn Monroe’ on the platform.
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Bro you didn’t even do the right thing, what chance did “America” have?
@Variety
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Jack Black was confident that Joe Biden could've won reelection: “Even before Kamala was on the ticket, I was like, ‘I feel like it’s going to work out. I feel like I believe in America. I feel like America is going to do the right thing...'
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Bob Iger is allowed to use Black Panther as a shitty lame ass cudgel if he can name 10 other black filmmakers. Bonus points if he’s ever hired them.
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And who's going to stop them? Vengeful dorks, apparently, which is fitting. The Alien Vs. Predator of "This??? This is how the world works, I guess?" Perhaps the thing to do is pit wall street guys and redditors against each other like the opening scene of Gangs of New York.
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If the idea of making a huge, deliberate many hours western drama that could have been released in 1925 doesn’t seem the product of passion I cannot help you. He made a movie truly no one else could have.
@Variety
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"Ultimately, it’s puzzling to be presented with a passion project that feels so devoid of actual passion. With a low CinemaScore of B-, it seems [Kevin] Costner has an uphill battle in getting audiences to get back in the saddle again for [ #Horizon ] Part 2 — let alone get the
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@womensrites @capybaroness Also perfect: people being excited for the prospect of Williams, a man they like, to get the tucking Bohemian Rhapsody treatment. “I can’t wait to see his life reduced to insultingly facile bullet points.”
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Scout Tafoya
6 years
@RubinReport @benshapiro Hey Dave, why don’t you and Ben eat every asshole on my street? Be just as useful as debating your pint size Hitler youth buddy.
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