ALREADY MESSED UP DOING THIS AGAIN.
I AM OPEN FOR WRITING COMMS FOR REAL, VERY KINK FRIENDLY AND CAN SEND STEP BY STEP PROGRESS
THREE, CENTS, A WORD
ONE THOUSAND WORDS WOULD BE 30 BUCKS.
DEPENDING ON THE COMPLEXITY OF THE STORY I MIGHT MAKE IT FOUR CENTS.
Man it would be cool if this artpiece was inspired by a story someone else wrote.... oh shit, it FUCKING ISSS
THIRTEEN PAGES, FIFTY THREE HUNDRED WORDS, WITH A PICTURE MADDEEEEE BY THE LOVELY IRENEEEEE CRIMSOOOOON REEEEED
@LithPyro
Played it for a bit, here are some thoughts.
The movement is insanely well made but it's paired with clunky swordplay, the sword FEELS strong but for a game with a focus on parrying it isn't the best combination. I feel like this game needs a revision on the combat-
just because we're moots doesn't mean we're friends
It means we're dating and you're obligated to make out with me sloppy style and let me do whatever I want to you 😩
Hear, me out.
Pussy mandibles.
Imagine fucking me and then all of the sudden you feel that thang LAAATCH down around your balls forcing you to cum inside of me.
Sometimes I see people, complaining about being popular, or complaining about people messaging them, and I think there's only one solution.
MASTURBATE
Do you find it hard to connect to strangers online? MASTURBATE
HEAR ME OUT WITH THIS
DID YOU EVER WANT TO LIVE IN MY HOME?
GIVE ME YOUR OC'S, I WILL DRAW THEM (HORRIBLY) IN A SKETCHBOOK.
MY CONDITIONS? YOU MUST DRAW MY OC TOO (horribly, don't put any effort into it, infact make it look as bad as possible) AND LET ME PUT MYSELF IN *YOUR* HOME.
(I get to pick)
@rex_felium
[your steam friend] is playing Terraria
[your steam friend] is playing tModLoader
[your steam friend] is playing Terraria
[your steam friend] is playing tModLoader
[your steam friend] is playing Terraria
[your steam friend] is playing tModLoader
THE BET WAS AGAINST MEEEE. His ass was SO confident but then I got dangerously close and he started getting scared.
He's also buying a chastity cage IRL coming soon btw
@hasbluu
@mrpedrobraga
@Fl0weyTheFlower
In all fairness again, what do you think would happen if a bunch of monsters just paraded out of a cave?
Either way the end credits do show that everything ends up alright luckily :>
FEW, alright, time for my first post where I actually make something original.
Introducing, A Bet of Royal Proportions, a VERY DETAILED 6 PAGE 2700 WORD STORY WHERE I SIT ON SOMEONE'S FACE AND JACK THEM OFF TO ASSIMILATE THEM INTO MY HIVE.
@AVerySweatyBoy
Shaking my head shaking my head he should be in the other room waiting for them to send him videos of the blowjob while charging him money for it shaking my head
Also Small Queen is Canon and she'll now follow you around repeating her catchphrase: "HAIOOO HAIIOOOOO HEYYY HOIIOO PICK ME UP HOLD ME HUG ME" until you either do what she says, beat her up, mating press her or kill her
THERE IS NO BIGGER FEAR THAN COMMENTING ON AN ARTIST YOU LIKE'S ARTPIECE AND WATCHING THEM GO THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNT IN REAL TIME BY SEEING THEM LIKE THINGS YOU REPOST
....HIIII
@bigcozyorca
Edging your mind away, it's usually seen as like an online dominance thing where someone will "Goon for me" and they just edge multiple times from my instruction or whatnot. Then there's people that call the people who do THAT "Goons" which is a silly name.
I had a REALLY good tweet idea but I forgot what it was since I was too busy playing satisfactory so do you think you guys can pretend I said something agreeable.
And if you're like enough of a bottom to do what i say can you also give me five dollars
Queen fact 2 (doing these daily until I give up)
Her hive is a warrior tribe so most of her drones train EVERYDAY, her included, this makes her quite sweaty.
Do with that what you will.
I'm sorry to say this but, Queen has died in a comically violent train crash, this is father speaking, may she rest in pieces.
Not peace, as she died in horrible horrible pain, and was shattered into a million pieces.
Guys do you FW a girl who FW'S cool looking pistols with weird names with rare ammo that shoots very powerful large bullets in video games like the .44 magnum and just that and only that and nothing else I LOVE THE MAGNUM OUGHHH
I pirated Ultrakill due to my lack of funs, fell in love with the game and months later I bought the game for real.
Piracy isn't always evil but make sure to do it safely, and at the end of the day if you can support the creators you should.
...I'M JUST POOR AS FUCK DAWG
As creator of said game: You should support indies if you can, but culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it. ULTRAKILL wouldn't exist if I hadn't had easy access to movies, music and games growing up.
If you don't have money, you can support via word of mouth.
Isn't it crazy that you can look up and there's a very high likelihood that right up there is a huge unimaginable mass of infinite space condensed into a tiny ball that just exists warping both time, light and mass, breaking the laws of physics
Happy rant.
I've been having HELLA fun with a ton of new friends lately, genuinely some of the coolest people in the world like I don't think I've met ANYBODY as cool as them.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, IKA, OOZIE, TRIST, AND BIRGIR
Whether it's Snootgame or Fallout you're AMAZING