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Writer. Multifandom enjoyer. #JewishAndProud . Activist. NYC by way of Chicago/LA. Opinions are my own. #SeniorSwiftie #SNL

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2 years
The year is 2064. Season 23 of #VirginRiver is set on the Mars colony. Charmaine is still pregnant.
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2 years
In a world like this, be a Steve Martin
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@tswifterastour God forbid women have hobbies
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@rebekahentralgo This but Gattaca in biology
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@my_old_scarf It's allowed to bejeweled now
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@polyesterbrides At the same time Phoebe opens for Taylor?
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@samisntokay You’re Losing Me on streaming soon?
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1 year
@tweetsricochet And YOYOK plays at every show right?
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1 year
Prediction: Fair Play might be the Oscar contender from this year’s Sundance. Breakout role for Phoebe Dynevor
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2 years
@snlhostsintro Me at the aquarium
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“The pandemic didn’t affect most people’s mental health”
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@woodsvaIe DBAT..C
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@hushmirrorball I feel like it’s both. Hits Different energy
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@HirschhautW2Hs
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11 months
And then it was bought by me
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2 years
If #SNL came back from this episode they can come back from a showrunner leaving
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7 months
Can I say I enjoyed the PDD pretapes more when they were a surprise and not every week?
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2 years
@AtsukoComedy I always thought this explained the dread of approaching 30 and feeling like it’ll all be over soon
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@scottsimonsWVLA NY equivalent would be Newark
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2 years
@RachelShukert When I was in second grade I found out that’s why there were no photos of my great-grandparents for my family tree project
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4 years
Venmo is down. Half of America's roommates are paying their rent right now and the other half are requesting it
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2 years
@nonewgirlcontxt The Robby plotline almost ruined Season 6
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@JacobKaplan17 But that’s a great idea though
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2 years
@realaxelfoley @BillBrasky2620 The fact that I had to look up if this was another fresh hell -
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1 year
Millennial problems: calling all pretapes ever since the Lonely Island “Digital Shorts”
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7 months
@holygroundsound I would, except there's so much evidence for Reputation
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8 months
Bring back SNL Vintage. I want to hear what tonight's top stories were in 2004
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6 months
I did it
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1 year
@samisntokay @taylorhitsdiff I realized this just literally yesterday. The relationship didn’t survive WWII 😭
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2 years
Pete Davidson’s mom is still allowed to come back whenever she wants
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7 months
Alan surrounded by the Barbies
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it's 'mukes with the women
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9 months
Could they actually put together an SNL from nothing in 48 hours?!
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2 years
@thesnlnetwork It’s Mulaney season!
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1 year
I know everyone’s favorite SNL cast is when they were in high school but they’re the one true cast
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1 year
I love her so much
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2 years
He’s a 10 but he’s not Rege-Jean Page
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2 years
Are we sure some of those people didn't leave Netflix because they did Bridgerton without Rege-Jean Page?
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1 year
Millennials made ‘Mr. Brightside’ their whole personality and ignored the masterpiece that ‘Human’ is
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8 months
Y’all
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4 months
I feel like Sabrina Carpenter might be the next GenZ SNL musical guest?
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1 year
The best part is there’s time for an SNL episode before November?
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1 year
@JewishWonk Actors: Andy Samberg, Paul Rudd Characters: Schmidt
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7 months
Speedy you will always be famous
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6 months
I’m getting a Beck and Kyle energy here
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1 year
Your mom discussing your favorite boy band:
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out of context snl
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1 year
Pete Davidson reportedly dating Pete Davidson after coming back to host SNL
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7 months
Featured player in their first appearance:
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makes sense that they made an actual pongo so there was something to work with on set
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7 months
Joker sketch making it into the hall of photos when you walk into 8H is a victory for Dismukes Nation
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8 months
We get an extra hour of sleep when it’s not an SNL night
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9 months
Seth’s first guest next week
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Peppa Pig has a “big surprise” to be announced tomorrow.
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Bill Hader content on the Carol Burnett special
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1 year
1000 people are here in support
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2 years
Nothing here, just me manifesting a short film of Dorothea/Tis The Damn Season starring Phoebe Dynevor
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8 months
Cutting Weekend Update down to 1 character is a mistake, especially since they don’t do so many recurring characters anymore
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@tweetsricochet You can find me at the pub, y’all Are watching football
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2 years
@CovidDataReport That masks = the scarlet letter
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7 months
I didn’t get to keep her and frame her but
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1 year
If they made a whole SNL out of the Cut for Times -CO: “Out of Ideas” from last season -Bondfellow -Pretape: Denver Airport -MG: Foo Fighters -WU: Bowen’s flaky friend/Joke Swap -Water park ad -Toilet Legs -NFL pretape -10 to 1: Latte Crime Scene
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2 years
@JewWhoHasItAll The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
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@HolySwiftly @julianasgtwycar Evermore always read like a coming to terms with things album. Ending in It’s Time To Go
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There is a difference between being a Nepo Baby (TM) and having parents with jobs
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1 year
Molly Shannon’s 2007 episode might be one of the first ones I remember watching live 🥹
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8 months
Is this for a sketch or is he just Texas?
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1 year
Sad day for them
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1 year
According to Variety, SAG-AFTRA members have to refrain from puppeteering during the strike. I bet 99.9% of actors didn’t notice or care about that rule but I guarantee Jeff Dunham is freaking out and calling his agent right now
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7 months
We’re one news cycle away from finding out all the newbies slapped Lorne
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2 years
First day as Will Smith’s publicist. Truly a dream job. Can’t wait to see what today brings-
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8 months
There are a lot of women in SAG who could host @ SNL
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2 years
@shaynamalka This is at Brandeis? Well played.
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7 months
I need a sitcom of Marcello’s life growing up with 4 women
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4 months
@kush07_ Now I’m thinking Rep announcement is going to be a mashup of that and all Rep songs
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1 year
Have we considered this? Kieran Culkin in The White Lotus S3
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Someone said they should let all the SNL stans play the audience in the movie and... yes
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Starting a clown theory that Ben is about to become a castmember
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Ben are you trying to scare me this is serious business
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2 years
It's raining on the US premiere of Don't Worry Darling. If Harry Styles did indeed spit on Chris Pine, Mother Nature is spitting right back
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@ajamiepierce We never got Schamilton
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@SwiftHeart13 Grieving a relationship that’s about to be over
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1 year
Putting money on Fred Armisen as the cameo tonight
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6 months
Use 👏🏼 Punkie 👏🏼 more! 👏🏼 She’s a great utility player!
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Jacob’s got this
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Let me be the first to ever say this: we do need more game show sketches if he’s the host
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right so i thought you guys were just joking around about longfellow being let go after this season but it’s beginning to actually dawn on me that this is becoming a tangible possibility.
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Walking through NYU: okay which of you kids did the SNL standby line
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I saw the best minds of my generation lost to recurring characters
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“One day all of this will be yours, son”
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@tweetsricochet All I know is this track needs a video
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Tonight is a very important Jewish holiday (Sarah Sherman’s first late night appearance)
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Jack Antonoff and Aaron Dessner keeping her next albums a secret
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It is a nice little bookend that we started the season with Pete Davidson and go into the holiday break with Kate McKinnon
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Jill Biden presenting to Bonnie Raitt was a big moment for nice ladies who are planning to watch 80 For Brady
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We need one more Mulaney New York musical sketch with Longfellow as the inanimate object
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What do they think they’re going to do, bully Martin Short (73) out of the industry?
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PDD having the true cast experience, getting cut for time
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@mikedotwaves @CeeceS @jherrerx Buying new headphones to fit iPhones since the headphone Jack went away
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PDD IN THE OPENING CREDITS????
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