Matt Paré
@HipHip_Pare
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former pro benchwarmer | discount bin christian bale @notrightnowguys
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2010
Thanks so much to @BernieSanders for standing up for Minor League Baseball players and the communities that’d be impacted by @MLB’s recent proposal to eliminate 42 minor league teams.
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Americans can’t afford healthcare, wages are stagnant, and the cost of living is through the roof. JD Vance: “but how did the little dog and the big dog… you know…”
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nothing says “small government” like handing federal databases over to discord mods who think 1984 is a manual
SCOOP: We've learned at least three individuals closely associated with Palantir or its cofounder Peter Thiel were involved in an online recruiting effort for DOGE late last year. Step inside the recruitment effort that helped build Elon's DOGE army:
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@WIRED nothing says “small government” like handing federal databases over to discord mods who think 1984 is a manual
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RT @hasanthehun: a billionaire is celebrating taking out the consumer financial protection bureau. definitely a man of the people!
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RT @tipping_pitches: the league conveniently coming together to bleed out big name free agents trying to sign long term deals — even though…
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when you see this pop up in your feed you know it’s gonna be the unfunniest thing you see all day
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wild how they only pretend to care about women’s sports when they can use it to attack trans people but you never see them fighting for equal pay or more funding
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“what will happen now?” idk bozo, probably shove them in detention centers indefinitely because cruelty is the default
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wild that LA officials aren’t telling people more often to mask up when there could be harmful chemicals in the air. just send one of those emergency texts. PEOPLE WON’T THINK YOU’RE “WOKE” FOR SAYING “PROTECT YOURSELF FROM ASBESTOS AND LEAD” STOP OVERTHINKING THIS
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ah yes the solution to healthcare is crypto and blockchain because what struggling patients really need is volatility and web3 grift. absolute GALAXY BRAIN take
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oh you’re having chatgpt roast your instagram? that’s cute. i built a custom gpt to broil me in ways you couldn’t possibly fathom
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RT @BWDBWDBWD: this is like when Drake said he fed Kendrick that bad info about having a hidden daughter
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