The Mustachioed James
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All things merge into beard, and a river of jojoba runs through it
Delaware, USA
Joined May 2013
The only thing of value any human has at any given moment in their lives is their potential to experience life in an indeterminate future. Every choice you or I have exists in that future, even your remaining experiences of treasured memories. You have literally nothing else.
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@BudLightSadness Torque wrench, so at least they're tightening to a specified degree. That, and it's not like they could have just opened a hatch at 13,000 ft, that's instant death.
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@royal_bobby24 @lporiginalg i hope he was at least conscious enough to hear himself crackle at some point.
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@JoshLekach When your 3-year-old throws a tantrum in the candy aisle, you don't buy them the candy. Once they understand that tantrum = candy, there will be no end to the tantrums.
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@bengrossbg I shouldn't have to put up with your odds in my home. "Only" 7%? ."Only" 39%?. You're high if you think I have to countenance those odds in my house, where my child sleeps.
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@dreadcraft If people don't like it that's fine. Some people are born to go through life ignorant of the dub.
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@GraduatedBen ". and the nation will continue in the President's absence, moving forward, going on, proceeding ahead, we will, as a nation, surge along, coming to that place ahead of where we are now, looking back on where we were, with the understand we have changed locales, as a Nation. "
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@MelCatMil This is weird because if you handed that to me and said my dad wrote it, I'd believe you, that's totally my dad's handwriting. I don't know if I have any examples here, but I'll post up if I find something.
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@stillgray @Gee2TheAitch Breaking into a home where a young, healthy man and one other family resides in order to drag him away to quarantine camp is peak public servicing. Bravo, you jack-booted thugs, you!.
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@ascaniospread Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone gets blown away on a gust of wind.
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@ScottGreenfield @Cernovich . just a preview snapshot of how you're going to be silenced if you end up in government with views they don't like. They will attack you in your business, and especially any forum in which you might speak.
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@cwt_news I'm not in the restroom to create an inclusive environment for others. I will not wear a diaper to create an inclusive environment for seniors and children, nor will I insert a catheter to create an inclusive environment for those paralyzed. I'll take my piss, you take yours.
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@nicholelizaq All the best stories, no matter if they're personal drama, deadly serious or spaghetti western, involve the underdogs, the sinners, rising up to triumph over evil. Thanks for yours, you're a precious, brave soul who knows forgiveness.
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@InternetH0F Why be proud of being European? The US is more ethnically, racially, and culturally diverse than Europe and it isn't anywhere close, and the food is far better here. Also our music is better and more popular. And our movies.
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@favortj @AliyahJChavez Gliding with ease and skill on his way to work. This is bossman stuff, you might not get it.
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@jilsmom @MaryMargOlohan @AOC Yeah, it's sprinkled with "personhood" by the personhood gland, on the way through the birth canal🤣.
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@Otherginger @TheLaurenChen Seth Rogan helped organize/gave money to a campaign providing bail money to violent rioters arrested over the summer. I don't want to hear how worked up and emotional he is about the Capitol.
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@sapinker Sure, we can impugn motives of evangelicals in support of reopening the economy as discounting human life based on a belief in the afterlife. Alternatively, they could be under tremendous economic strain due to state mandates disallowing individual risk assessment/freedom.
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@NamelessVisage @nypost There is nothing civil about threatening motorists with grave bodily harm to yourself in order to falsely imprison them or rob them of their time and safety on the roadway. These protestors should be prosecuted as violent felons.
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@bread_mango @cartierr551 @dreadcraft My mustache is a fractal antenna tuned to bossman wavelengths.
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@favortj @AliyahJChavez Everyone has their limits, commitments, problems and puzzles to solve. Freedom happens whenever you exercise your will to make your life more enjoyable. It is wherever you willfully create joy. He is creating joy.
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@joclyborne Why do we lower our physical standards to accommodate female soldiers, though? Physical standards ought to be standard. The enemy isn't going to lower their standards to accommodate our women on the battlefield.
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@joannedinn @TRHLofficial @IDoTheThinking It's a scale problem for the government: Even 1% of the population involved in armed insurrection would be an unsolvable problem for the US military. What will they do, set up checkpoints at 1 million intersections, fly 1 million drones, search 1 million pickup trucks?.
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@stephiereine Keep in mind, Trump also told Germany to their faces at the UN assembly and later their diplomatic crew that they needed to get off Russian oil, rehabilitate their own military, and pay their NATO dues or become a pushover for Putin's ambitions in Europe.
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@hannahgrieser He has a trade at 14, he can go wherever he likes with that or learn another, now. He could have a flooring business at 18.
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@CollinRugg Oh my god I would hate practice the Monday after someone on my team did that at a meet. coach would beat us until we puked for that and lecture the entire time about sportsmanship and honor and commitment to the team, maybe that's just Iowa stuff.
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@cartierr551 @dreadcraft I don't watch anime, not as a rule, I just recognize colossal win when it's afoot.😁.
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@TransClinicUK @lipoelastic You market snake oil to vulnerable kids as medicine and in a just world, you'd be in prison.
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@DanTypo "Imnominem old dhrunk, mmmkeh? Thash jush fartface Schhhhhumeer again sayin' I'monem old drunk, you dun lissena' Schhhhumeer's beige fartface!"
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@ewarren Could you quote him recommending people drink bleach? Can you show me where they ran out of ppe, and tell me why people don't look to their governors to explain it? Can you point out the date he "denied it exists", and show me what Democrats were saying on that date?.
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@AzatAlsalim The UK government is indistinguishable from a share of pimps and press gang enforcers on little girls.
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@JeremyTate41 @stclairashley "The reason people eat is the FDA. "."The reason people fish is fishing licenses. "."The reason people travel is the FAA"."The reason people farm is the American Dairy Association". These absolute golems cannot fathom a world where someone isn't telling them how to live.🤣.
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@washingtonpost Imagine if it were FHOTUS: Then WaPo could comment on what Bill wears when he's out and about😂:
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@YellowSv650 @benshapiro He was right about most people not having anything to say, just way, way off on their desire and ability to say it.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE they don't show the part where the croc goes home and starts weight training then comes back to the beach with his new impressive bod and gets the girl.
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@benshapiro I honestly think they tracked eyes from previous frames in the video over the times he must have looked like he was falling asleep. This is the digital equivalent of the cartoon glasses with the eyes painted on the lenses.
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@michaelmalice But Michael, people can't help it if an anarchist being sarcastic on Twitter sounds just like a sincere version of the average liberal arts major. There is no discernible difference between your joke and their ala carte worldview.
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@QTRBlackGarrett @0wlGhost I lost all hope for the sequel trilogy when they had Finn wandering around in that water balloon fat suit. Just a complete waste of a great character premise.
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@GoonSmiffActual That gun may have been rifled for the southern hemisphere. To verify, have someone from Australia fire it and see if it pulls right. If so, take it to Pep Boys and tell them you need it balanced plumb for North America.
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@UncleRuthless @elizableu Fact check: False. The fact they have fact checks, edit content for political leanings and subjective interpretation, and bubble content deemed desirable to the top of trends makes them as much a publisher as the NYT.
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@NotBaldEagle @based_eva Now you'll have no choice but IHOP, who will promptly raise prices for their slop to match their valuable wait staff, whose hours will be cut while more customers are brought in because guess who's not getting paid without providing $20 worth of work every hour.
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@Russia_NC I grew up in the midwest USA, and the first time I saw anyone open carrying an automatic rifle in an urban environment was in Israel when I was 22. Young soldiers for the IDF in civilian clothes would bring their rifles (M4s iirc or some other M-16 derivative) to the mall.
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@AOC @JaneMayerNYer Shhhhh. I'm watching the guy on CNN swear there's a Russia collusion unicorn behind one of the trees we haven't looked behind yet.
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@Apistevist1 @tobinjstone But that's a useful fence, and the team now cannot charge for tickets nor keep spectators off the field. Without ownership, everything collapses.
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@1791L @Sargon_of_Akkad He's already got that "I'm going to be annihilated" look on his face, so he must know what's going to happen. .
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@CNviolations When he approached within to a likely distance with his hand behind him, I'd have run him over and took off down the road. If he's acting like he's armed and in such a stance, you're in danger and you need to act that instant, fight/flee and your best option for both is your car.
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@ClownWorld_ I need a huge rubber cock to express my gender to high school students, that's allowed and encouraged, right? Trans men are men, that means I am a trans man, that means I'll be welcome in Oakville Trafalgar High with my giant rubber cock, right? I'm expressing my gender.🙄.
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@Nick_or_treat @ShitpostGate literally 0 people picked where they were born and where they lived when they were little children. what are you even talking about "if I as dragged", you make no sense at all, how do you think it is for kids in general, they pick where they live?.
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@Agath_Lord @michaelmalice @superwuster I do not condone REEEEEEEEE, but when Malice goes around demonstrating ethical reasoning and a moment's consideration he enrages the tards.
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@PeteAnRepete @michaeljknowles . except the media doesn't say "devout Catholic" in somber tones every time Trump refers to God. Hey, remember that time Joe's running mate went after the Planned Not-Parenthood whistleblower who exposed their illegal sale of baby parts? Good times, good times. .
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@yellowsidelines @cucumbersnail Whenever I see something I'm genuinely interested in, like video editing, I have to puke up everything I know about it. It's annoying for people, I know, I just love talking about 3d transforms and video effects and such.
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@MadisonMoore_98 Seems weird to me a pilot would be a flat earther, knowing their least-fuel-consuming flights take a curved path on any projection map, unless they envision the world in a lens that's centered on them at all times and radiates distance distortions out from wherever they are.
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@ewarren It amazes me I have to go three linked articles deep to find out this program was set up under Obama in 2015. Also, the byline is deceptive (should read "students who had overstayed their student visas") and the language used avoids mention of the students' status here illegally.
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@Agath_Lord @michaelmalice @superwuster You are an ethical simpleton and thus, the object of ridicule.
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@Angry_Staffer The WHO are a criminal cabal, Adhanom acted with the Chinese government to marginalize and silence Taiwanese health officials at the outset of COVID. Their quick transparency could have saved lives, but they chose instead to lie and obfuscate. To hell with the WHO.
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@MichaelJCantin @tedlieu @mtaibbi @bariweiss @elonmusk "I accept an unfalsifiable premise, because I'm really concerned Twitter isn't censoring people on my political behalf anymore, and I'm frightened my party might get caught up in some way by the next set of documents Musk releases. LA LA LA LA LA LA".
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@Janpack00 @stillunwoke17 That kid's pretty good with odds, though. Seriously, he deployed lethal force 4 times in one night, and walked out of court cleared of all charges. Now you want to bet against him?.
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@tiffanyandsadie Kyle Rittenhouse violated Gaige Grosskreutz's 2A rights. Gaige only has full use of the 1A, now.
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@mmm_machiavelli I like how the layer under it is how the masculine trait of being assertive and direct is of benefit in the real world, and that a lot of "patriarchy" is just guys doing what makes sense to them, and finding success in those areas their assertive, direct outlook finds most accord.
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@gerrypayne @creation247 It's a perpetual myth of popular fiction that the morally upright cannot have depth or complexity, and that answering a moral challenge with upright behavior implies predictability or offends drama.
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@DailyCaller @RealSaavedra I think they should have made Roberts read his dissent from a special "speech zone," such as a gas station bathroom, or a Denny's.
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@Jimryan015 @MrAndyNgo They tend to get violent when they find out 2 years into their sociology major no one's ever going to pay to hear their Marxist viewpoint, and they'll all be forced to become low-pay barristas after graduation. They get really pissy about it, start throwing things, punching. .
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@milfkookie @FamousCharles3 To ensure the wearer doesn't breed, thus severing the degenerative bloodline and enhancing the genetic quality of the tribe as a whole.
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@joannedinn @TRHLofficial @IDoTheThinking This is a nation of 400 million guns in the hands of civilians. Couple that to the desertion, and insubordination associated with making a military move on its own homeland: Not only does the G not survive this, it's ridiculous to conjecture their victory conditions.
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@msladyslay27801 @redsteeze @DonaldJTrumpJr Hey, remember that time Obama ordered a drone strike on a 16-year-old US citizen? . Of course not. Why is that? Does the world just start spinning when Trump does a thing?.
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@m2291r @ArtValley818_ I don't think a minor who has been made a rape doll needs to wait for her next rape to advantage herself of a situation and use lethal force to ensure such extensive and exquisite torture never happens again. "just because she wanted to" is willful ignorance of long-term torture.
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@TaylorLorenz Loving the voices of NY telling the rest of the country how afraid to be, how stupid they are, and the "millions" to die, while NYC boasts 2x the death rate/million thanks to Cuomo ordering nursing homes to take COVID patients and NYC running packed mass transit throughout.🙄GFY.
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@terminallyOL @TankMan81 I believe US release versions of Wolfenstein had the swastika, where German and maybe EU versions they replaced all the swastikas with wolf's head insignia.
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@POTUS Why are you emptying the strategic reserve and invoking the Defense Production Act?🙄 We are not at war. Those institutions were not set up to bolster your flagging poll numbers. All you do is drive inflation.
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@RealJamesWoods Well, yeah, we need to tax ALL stuff so we can give stuff to the stuffless. Like the beef jerky tax for the jerky-less, the snowboard tax for the board-less, the speedo tax for the banana hammock-free. .
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@fluff_extra @Kadiquart no violations cited, outlandish fines levied without legal precedent sorry try again.
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Second commmission from NYCC for me this year, this one courtesy the sublime watercolors of Stephanie Lavaud:. #BlackCanary
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@Tferriere @LibertyCappy Nope, the student provided a perfectly applicable answer that covers every possible contingency and specifically forbids the proposed non-solution to the question asked. To call the student's answer incorrect via a constraint you just thought of that was never offered is fallacy.
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@CNN You mean gun control laws, whose adoption began in 1865 specifically to keep blacks from owning firearms. THOSE laws are meant to keep African Americans powerless and vulnerable, not 2A.
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@troy_and_an_AK There's also nothing they can do about you having the doorbell play Elfman's Batman theme, or wearing a cape and cowl to answer the door.
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