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This is honestly what has to be done.
Don’t call cops.
Just don’t put up with it.
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She made 7 million for Spider-Man 2 while Tobey made 17.5 million.
In that movie, where he is on the screen for over 480% more than she is, I can argue that she was overpaid.
Kirsten Dunst Talks About Being Paid Less Than Tobey Maguire For Spider-Man 2
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Stop telling us that Kamala’s affair with Brown, Doug’s affair with a nanny, and Josh Shapiro’s sexual harassment settlement aren’t important.
If Trump’s past behavior is on the table, then so is theirs.
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Joe Rogan should buy the rights to Neil Young’s music and keep it on Spotify.
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Since Barack Obama won election in 2008, health insurance premiums have doubled for single employees.
Family plans have skyrocketed to almost $24,000, on average.
The government breaks everything.
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We’re a family of 6.
Man, woman, two teen boys, one teen girl, one preteen girl.
Some examples of how much it costs:
Subway/Chipotle- $70+
Macdonald’s- $60+
Pizza Joint- $100+
Bar style- $130
Outback- $200+
Bi-monthly Sam’s Club- $700+
Monthly groceries- $700
Movie- $120
Don’t
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Just remember…
…in March of 2023, your government did not allow into the country a tennis player because he was unvaccinated.
Meanwhile, in March of 2023, 162,317 people illegally entered through the Southwest border.
We are not even close to a serious country.
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Jim Gaffigan (I love as a stand-up) looked REALLY silly on Joe Rogan.
Summary:
Jim- I feel in my gut that Trump is corrupt
Joe- Look at the Bidens
Jim- Well that was after they left office
Joe- No that was in office
Jim- Well I don’t know about that
This is 1/2 the country
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What The Left doesn’t understand about Joe Rogan is that he is not really right leaning.
We on the right are ok with that.
One doesn’t have to be right-leaning to gather our ears.
We just want open, honest dialogue.
Until the media can be honest, they’ll continue their bleeding.
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Between my wife and I, we paid back over $125,000 in student loans before we turned 30.
You bet your ass I’m pissed.
This is a money scheme.
It’s not just that these immature borrowers learn nothing about responsibility.
But our money is now essentially flushed through
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Trump would look far better if he didn’t attack Kayleigh McEnany.
The woman was a godsend to his administration when he needed it.
Sometimes you can just say nothing.
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The average salary of a federal employee is $94,430 a year.
There are roughly 2,950,000 federal employees.
That means in salaries alone, pre-benefits $278,568,500,000.
Add just the HC plans, and that’s an additional $22,532,100,000.
I believe you could cut the federal
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After Biden’s incredibly divisive speech today at Morehouse, I’m not even going to apologize for voting Trump in November.
I went back and watched a few clips just to see if I had an initial reaction. I didn’t.
He’s a disgusting President.
I’ll grant Obama credit. He at least
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This video has to be tweeted thousand times.
I don’t give a crap about retweets.
Take the video and tweet it yourself. I don’t care.
This cannot happen.
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My mom was an executive at a fairly big company.
Now she comes in to do my invoicing once a week at 78.
I said, “man I don’t feel good today.”
She comes over and feels my forehead and says, “you do feel a little warm.”
I’m 50🤦♂️
At what point do moms not be coddlers?
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Let me get this straight…
I was made to buy insurance with a premium that cost 140% more with a higher deductible and crappier coverage than what I had so that “others would have and be able to afford insurance” and 10 years later this is where we’re at?
The Government lied?🙄
Americans spend more on health care than any other nation. Yet almost half can't afford care.
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Not to be a dick… but when did all parents stop feeding their kids?
Are these group homes or schools?
Josh Shapiro made sure every child in Pennsylvania public school receives free breakfast.
Retweet this so every American knows.
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Sorry. But this is trashy. He’s 34 years old. Grow up.
Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣
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I’m not even sorry that I love this.
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Federal employees can get $21,000 if their kids have had to do remote learning.
That’s in the Bill they rushed through after midnight.
Mad yet?
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@StephenKing
You’re the most prolific writer in the last 50 years… and that’s the best you could come up with?
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You are witnessing the most blatant redesign of an inferior product since New Coke.
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There are almost 5,000 employees in the Department of Education and NOT ONE is a teacher educating a child.
The Department of Education’s budget for 2024 is $83.63 Billion
There are about 49.4 million children in our country attending kindergarten-12
That is $1,693 per child
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Was this before or after she cheated on her husband with Joe?
Whenever Melania trends I like to share a pic of our beautiful, not naked Dr. Jill Biden.
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I think everyone knows that the only way out of this way out of this Afghanistan debacle is an overly self serious celebrity montage video pleading with the Taliban to be fair and equitable.
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Fetterman’s official mayoral photo looks like the janitor’s photo on the staff page of your middle school yearbook.
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On How Propaganda Works:
There are literally dozens of tweets exactly like the ones below with millions of views.
They’re all false presentations of an event.
The truth is that the rain started and Biden jogged off stage within 20 seconds.
What you’re presented with in those
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Do Southerners know they don’t need a saying to relay every thought?
Northerners- He’s Cheap.
Southerners- That man wouldn't give a nickel to see Jesus ridin'
a bicycle.
Northerners- She looks happy.
Southerners- Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet
tater.
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Trump was absolutely right to have the full interview on record when he met with Leslie Stahl.
Now you know why.
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They act like Biden is this likable jovial guy who is basically just aging.
But the thing about Biden is that he was always a jerk.
Everyone knew this.
To put it in guy terms:
Biden is the friend in the guy group who was sorta grandfathered in because you went to grade school
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Every single thing they accused Trump and Republicans of doing for 4 years they are now doing without a single blushing cheek.
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I love how only after they’re president, the media acts like they were good people.
I was alive. They loathed Reagan.
What happened to the Republican Party of Ronald Raegan? My conversation with historian
@nfergus
about how and why the modern-day GOP has changed so much since the Reagan era of the 1980s.
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Almost nobody thinks that showing an ID to vote is controversial.
It has to be one of the most fake controversies in the history of politics.
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The proper thing to do rn is to simply say, “all students that do not report to classes on time will receive an F in any class they’ve failed to attend. Any staff that is not performing their role as defined upon hiring, will be fired. Any teachers not in class for students
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Judi Dench was the best M by far.
And, more importantly, she was entirely believable as the head of MI6.
She wasn’t shoehorned in for diversity.
They used her a prominent role and nobody said “ugh they had to make M a woman”
It can be done. They don’t have to “Mary Sue” it.
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I’ll just remind you that the companies who profit from this mine probably have very high ESG scores.
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I know it’s no laughing matter, but I’d just die if Ted Cruz went to the border and re-enacted this photo.
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@Protomenace
Not if it’s “equal pay for equal work”.
I didn’t come up with that phrase. They did.
As a business owner, believe me, you’re not teaching me anything g new.
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A thinking person’s brain has to wonder why those on J6 were hunted down and captured to stand trial for a 2 hour riot while those that spent a summer burning buildings, looting stores, injuring police, and destroying cities were largely ignored by the courts.
The answer is
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Trump didn’t ruin the GOP.
Bush did.
Iraq? Poorly run Afghanistan war? No Child Left Behind? The Patriot Act? The financial meltdown? Sharing power in the Senate despite having the tie-breaker w/Cheney?
Then to be followed by running McCain THEN Romney?
Republicans sucked.
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My teachers weren’t married or mothers or fathers.
I mean… they might have been. But as far as I knew, they grew from the Earth like orcs or something.
Kamala Harris laments that gay teachers are afraid to show photographs in their classrooms to children of themselves and their partners.
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I’m not going to blame this on dementia.
This is his history.
If he’s in a black church… he grew up in one.
If he’s in a synagogue, he was raised in one.
Beau died many a spectacular deaths.
He’s incapable of truth, and always has been.
This isn’t dementia. Tis is Joe Biden.
BIDEN: "Every time a police officer puts on that shield every morning, their husband or wife, whatever it is, or child, worries about will they get that phone call. I got one of those phone calls"
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Nobody is asking you to do anything other than to shut the fuck up about it.
We don’t owe you shit. Not an explanation. Not our labor in explaining why we have the right to exist. We don’t owe you our time to argue if we don’t want to. Nobody owes anyone anything in this world. That includes queer and trans people not owing you anything.
Bigots &
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I’m conservative. But I get tired of the “back the blue” bullshit.
I’m a white kid from the burbs and even I’ve been treated like crap by power-trip cops.
They’re not by default “good people”. They’re as corruptible as anyone. Given the power of authority, likely more corrupt
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Look.
I agree that DeSantis failed to shine.
I’m 100% voting for Trump.
But I was DeSantite.
He didn’t win.
Hanging onto “y’all should have voted for DeSantis” is meaningless in any argument at this point.
I still think he was a better choice.
But Kamala cannot happen.
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Wives: K… have fun…see ya Sunday. Don’t do anything stupid.
Men: Ok, hon…
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Can’t people just do their fucking jobs and not make me hate them?🙄
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Normalizing weed is going to prove to be a HUGE mistake.
I’d argue it already has been.
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I just want to know why there’s no central figure.
Where is the David Duke of this group?
The news is always pics/vids. I’ve never seen recruitment folks.
They walk. Get filmed. Disappear. No Chris Hayes “special” digging up information on the group.
No nothing ever. So weird.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
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I was born in ‘73.
100%!
True story:
My neighbor friends and I followed old tracks about 2 miles and found an old iron skelton of a railroad bridge.
We went back home, stole cigarettes from my sister and beer from their parents. Grabbed some towels and blankets.
All we said is
I was born in 1980 so I just barely made the cutoff but this does describe my childhood perfectly.
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You need to watch. Not a Kiss fan. But that he just goes on calmly cuz “he got this” is balls.
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Is it just me, or is every small shopping trip now like $100?
And every problem that comes along on your car $$1,200… and every grocery run $400?
I don’t care what they tell me. Put simply, the value of a dollar is WAY lower than they’d have you believe.
Colleges? We just
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So much hate for this girl’s look.
Sorry. She’s not super-feminine. But that’s ok. Not everyone fit the Instagram box.
But she’s fit af and has a glowing personality. She’s cute when you watch her interact with the press, too.
Instagram culture is a cancer.
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Remember when they manufactured this “white supremacy” story?
Just want to keep everyone’s minds fresh to the fact they will say, stage, and/or project, ANYTHING to win an election.
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@MZHemingway
I feel a little more hesitant in accepting the outcome of an election when elected representatives seem to feel that when finalized, I’m going to end up on an enemies’ list of the federal government.
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Do you know what coordinated propaganda from the federal government looks like?
A letter signed by 50 intelligence agents from multiple agencies attesting to something which there was no way all of them could have examined for themselves.
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No tax on social security is something I’d have thought already baked in.
You mean I pay in by law to system that I get a way worse return on than historical investment averages and then taxed on the money they used all that time?
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This fixation on her background is a losing play.
HER POLICIES SUCK.
Focus, people!
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I’m sorry, but those 3 ponytailed secret service gals around the SUV looked more like Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, and Amy Poehler acting out a comedy sketch on SNL.
Not a good look at all.
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I wonder who The Queen bequeathed the iPod Obama gave her with all of his speeches on it.
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I am going to share a personal story on abortion that solidified my pro-life views.
I tend to avoid the deeply personal here on Twitter, but if my experience makes sense to you and you’d like to share it please retweet so that maybe it can help somebody.
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If you need a 12 tweet thread to explain why Walz wasn’t technically lying… then he was absolutely lying.
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If I am ever present when this happens and I beat the ever living crap out of them, would y’all donate to my GoFundMe legal defense?
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First… we do well. By any normal metric, our income is pretty good.
If I bitched about what we make many MANY people would be rightfully pissed and say, “cry me a river”.
But these are not normal times.
Every time I look at our savings account and think, “ahhhh we’re getting
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I’m going to try to explain something I don’t understand…
For years here I had a good relationship here with many on the Left. Lots of Left-leaning mutuals. Many of my Right-leaning friends would ask me, “why do you bother!?”
We had good exchanges. Friendly teasing. A
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Shouldn’t we look at what portion the shipping company’s insurance would cover before committing the “entire cost”?
BIDEN: “The federal government will pay for the entire cost of reconstructing" the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore
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The secret service men creating a human shield brought near tears to my eyes.
Whether a gunshot or not… their willingness to die in the line of duty is the epitome of “service”.
God bless them.
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@kathygriffin
Ummmmm sounds like you’re threatening a Civil War if you don’t get your way.
You see, the logic of your statement dictates that if Republicans win there will be a Civil War, which means violence from your side? But if Dems win, there won’t be because Republicans are civil.
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The most glaring hypocrisy right now is Blue states objecting to Texas trying to protect its border while crying about Texas sending illegals to their cities.
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I think that if you lived through the 80s, it helps you understand how overhyped threats really are.
We grew up being told that Reagan was a threat to world peace because he’d somehow provoke Russia into using the bomb.
It’s a long time ago. You may not even remember it. But I
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So was Pol Pot, dumb fuck.
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Trump- Maybe we should not tax social security?
The Left- HE’S BUYING VOTES
Biden- Here’s another $127 billion of student loans I’m going to pay off without going to Congress
The Left- 🎵Did you ever know that you’re my hero?🎵
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So we’re at the store Christmas shopping for the kids.
I get a message from my daughter- Dad PLEASE CALL. I’m locked out of my car!!!
So I call- “What happened?”
Her- I’m in the store parking lot locked out of my car
Me- How did you do that?
Her- The battery fell out the key
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True Story:
Tonight I’m in Home Depot with my littlest (9) and I go in the electrical aisle looking for a solid cover plate for a 4-banger (old house and needed a junction box).
One of the staff is facing the shelving and I hear a “hello”.
Me- “Hello” and I continue to look.
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1/6 was not an insurrection. It’s that simple.
It was a black eye. That’s it.
It was embarrassing. It was a temper tantrum.
There was no attempt to overthrow the government.
The whole thing, historically speaking, was largely forgettable.
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The worst part of the “good ole Joe” narrative the media foisted on us for the last decade is that Joe Biden isn’t even a good man. He’s not an affable guy, either.
He’s a jerk, he’s corrupt, and quite frankly he’s stupid.
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My son (18) totaled my wife’s car this week.
THANK GOD he is fine.
But it raised an interesting moment.
I went and helped him get it to the collision place. Took him to the house where he took out a mailbox so he could pay her cash to replace it. Got on the phone with insurance
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@StephenKing
You won’t quit over $20.
$240 a year to maintain self-promotion to 6.3 million people?
It’s a bargain.
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