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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
Eid Mubarak, and here is a piece of wisdom I wish to share with you all. I would love to see this talked about more, let's learn to coexist even the most high sees beyond our creed ❤️🙏
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@adidas @jennaortega This announcement on a Wednesday is NOT a coincidence 😏😉.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@sportbible Even in this photo Kaka is the one with his shirt tucked in.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@Irish_boxingbro @Qatari Dude Germany themselves bribed to win the right to host the 06 World Cup, so did South Africa for 2010.And didn't German Government just sign an agreement with Qatar for supply of natural gas, just recently? See hypocrisy is the issue here and we're glad they got humiliated.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@b4yernhost Europe 🤔🙄
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@SolomonWise93 @FabrizioRomano @iMiaSanMia Why is Lewandowski not respecting Bayern's decision? 🤷.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@BennyJ54 @LayahHeilpern Why does her tweet bother you. ? Does it affect you?? 🤷.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@SimplyUtd "Little Shawffles"? 😉.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@RatruxSSB @AfricanHub_ So not agreeing with you is homophoia?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@AudreyMashapa @KwandaMkhungo @kasi_Irving Thats some inception shit, but wide awake inception shit. smart woman.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@HarveyW25218869 @brfootball @FabrizioRomano If he goes back and start banging goals we can officially say Chelsea are shit at player development like they did with De Bruyne, Salah and Lukaku over and over, he'll even Torres had decent success at Atleti after leaving Chelsea, plus Robben damn y'all are cursed.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@BaytAlFann Different parts of Northern Nigeria.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@SirRaphiki @nocontextfooty He'll miss the girl. And her boobies.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@defaultferrari @Qatari I think that's what makes it more sensational, that a self righteous 4 time winner is humiliated.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@ymcmbgirl2pluto @hardfootypix It is a sujood of gratefulness they don't have to face the Kaaba 😊🙏.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@BleacherReport @brfootball @fuboTV So we're just gonna pretend this isn't on a loop?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
5 years
@longnameboi @brfootball @SpursOfficial And it's in a bottle 😉.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@hebh_jamal Didn't expect this to be an issues honestly, here in Nigeria we get fined for speaking vernacular in school. btw those "vernacular languages" are local Nigerian languages like Hausa and Yoruba.They just want us to learn English, just like those German schools with their language.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@DiscussingFilm Good for the women directors, but we just want good films honestly, talent that's all. Gender should never be relevant.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@PopCrave @ArianaGrande Hopefully she licked all of the slices.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@wro2012 @xruiztru Actually good, population is well dispersed. Imagine Uruguay with more than 50 percent of the population living in the capital.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@shivesh200597 @FootballFunnnys And what's wrong with being homophobic? Y'all created a very judgemental word because people do not accept your beliefs.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@BolanleA4 Man literally quoted the last sermon, given by the prophet himself. yet this is what you see. Goes on to prove his point even more,despite all evidences some would rather look for or create an inconsistency.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@ShakibaRahnama @SameeraKhan Who the hell are you Shakiba from Twitter, are you the spokesperson for Muslim women? Are did they tell you they want more husbands.And why would 1444 year old Islam care about what you think about it.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@PR_311 @InternetH0F Slight tip for telling jokes, don't tell us what "hai to" means until the end of the joke, discovering after the perfect shot to the correct hole makes it more hilarious.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@iMiaSanMia @SPORT1 Nothing wrong with this. How many times has Thiago congratulated Bayern after he left.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@BaytAlFann Here's KUBE from Northern Nigeria. we also have the likes of "Mu hadu a banki"(meet me at the bank) and "Tangaran"(stainless steel), is called that because of how it shines like steel after being washed
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@mentationcraft @brfootball So what? Saudi can't host a World Cup while Russia and USA can?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@marc_bernard77 @SkySportsNews Will you be happy if he loses his job, what does that make you? Definitely not sympathetic towards the cat. Is this what we've become, waiting on someone to make a mistake so that we could expect a likely misfortune to their lives? Hope he does better, hope you also do better.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@michaelizeze @FrankKhalidUK Nah you're the only, we love Saka and are very proud. Wishing him further success.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@Variety He was spectacular in Lovecraft Country. Such powerful character. "I got you kid" RIP to the man.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
7 years
@UberFacts where my rich millennials at?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@freemonotheist No surprise really, but I think the players will show solidarity and pause for players to break their fast when the need arises, be it a player fakes an injury or the goal keeper stalls before restarting from goal kicks.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@fasc1nate I thought it was a regular sized human holding a tiny can of Pepsi at first.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
5 years
@MRigbyy @ftbl_kai @ManCity Tons of money and effort spent on your eduction, still don't know how to spell "Trophy" 🤡.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@GQMagazine @cpulisic_10 Seriously guys? This is an I sult to Donovan. He's the best baller U.S has produced(PS Pulisic was developed in Europe so. ).
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@goal Nah he's laughing at the balls audacity of not going in.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
5 years
@dw_sports Oh don't do this, this isn't a race issue at all. He regards Alaba highly.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@FCB_ACEE @DeadlineDayLive @sport Says McDonalds league.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@ernevb84 @iMiaSanMia_en What German is being defended? 🤔.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@dw_sports @FIFAcom Other nations have done a lot worse yet they still host, guess FIFA draws the line at criticism.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@Variety Okay don't be a cult now.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@sportbible So it's like the "dibs" rule?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@michael54625373 @dw_sports Shut up, everything y'all will start talking shit, Bundesliga can't win with you lots.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@Daniel50389415 @iMiaSanMia @altobelli13 @cfbayern Nah Mané can get frustrated especially when he feels he's mistreated, haven't y'all seen his video complaining about Salah's selfishness while on the bench.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@RompiballeI @DeadlineDayLive So what's your point? Just because it's 2022 everything has to be replaced?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
7 years
SONG OF THE DAY 4Dayz - Kiss Daniel.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@nypost Uhh because we are the superior race? 😀😉.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@nypost Plot twist, it was two dudes! A lot of people here wishing they were the patient. Careful what you wish for. Well, unless. 😉😉.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@Variety So some people in the comment section here have an issue with her choice. She said shooting a sex scene is awkward enough can you let her be, God!!!.And what's wrong with living in the past, people are so looking forward to the future they don't realize not everything new is good.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@sportbible Zlatan is a dick! He's the worst team player ever, he thinks he's better than everyone especially his teammates.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@little_manic @IamGabrielLuna Let's not forget that 20/20 eye sight too, man can shoot a mf from half a mile away.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
7 years
@iatemuggles next thing you'll here is "How to get ready for that sizzling Suhoor date". They will use the word Sizzling!.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@iMiaSanMia_en @kicker Stop putting unnecessary pressure in this kid please, let him progress at his pace, saying better than Messi at 19 well what about Messis longevity shouldnt that be what we should be hoping for with Musiala.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@briansports1101 @nocontextfooty Wasn't bought, an academy player so he gets an exception. maybe that's the point of the curse. groom someone from the academy.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@Alhamdhulillaah Love this, Muslim players are becoming bolder now. .
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful Now I get it, bullets are deadly imagine this piercing through an organ 😱.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@Dontknownadakid @DailyLoud Enough plastic in the waters mate.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@Lunatic8055 @JRT0809 @TrollFootball You telling me Messi is a RWB, how can you justify this statement mann.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@K3MaMiArt @neylawrites This has to be the dumbest statement on the internet today, and it's only 9: 11 AM. You think she practices Islam for the guys on the comment section? 😂😂.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@goal Okay let's make an "Injury List Eleven".Florenzi. Kehrer. Kimpembe. Bernat.Verratti. Gueye.Mbappé. Neymar.Kean. Icardi.In absence of a recognized Keeper, Sarabia will have to play there.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@GhostRMCF @MadridXtra @iMiaSanMia Nah he's saying Germany needs a lot more than Kroos' return because it's in shambles.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
5 years
@iMiaSanMia @__Kumbi__ These were the same people that said "Koan Neuer"!.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@InternetH0F Search the whole ass tweet . "why Velma have to have that dumptruck" and here you go guys, there's more dumptruck.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@AbnormalToast10 @b4yernhost this niggah defending it 🤷.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
11 months
@BennettFilms @DeadlineDayLive @sport Exactly! I don't understand how people aren't taking all these production costs into consideration. And yes it wil cost a lot.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@TheIgboWolf You don't have to cry to show sadness. & you don't have to vomit to show pregnancy.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@w4nner7489 @iMiaSanMia The hell, we don't need Kane to beat a 3.Liga side please.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@Llekamania_ @DeadlineDayLive @RudyGaletti 29 isn't old in football anymore, it is peak. Man can play well into his early to mid 30's.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@_roydebasis @Waleedbhattiii If something has existed this strongly for 1400 I think it will be wise to learn from their longevity. I mean existing for a thousand years is definitely a strength not a weakness mate.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@Bulamacartoons Watch how this cartoon will become a reality in this comment section. In 5 4 3 2 1. .
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@DerKaiserBM Bayern worked hard to reach this level, I remember how Bayern struggled in the 2000's especially not doing much in the CL, at some point even having to play in the UEFA Cup because Stuttgart were German Champs. Bayern worked hard to reach this level,other BuLi clubs just failed.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@sportbible How do you all know it's Sigurdsson,doesn't say so in the article.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@bejohnson613 @Micheal2002M @InternetH0F He's got that high tech Japanese toilet that shoots water right up the ass.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@EditiEffiong And to the Cows being made into kilishi or suya is a calling, the highest form of divinity to Cows. So Abu wanting to be something else is worrying and just plain disappointing.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@alaska_gh @Africa_Archives Only Choupo and Coman performed better among the Bayern forwards that season. Gnabry, Sane were all crap as well but Sadio Mane was the scapegoat.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@BavarianAD @iMiaSanMia @BILD Look at this on e waiting for a moment of weakness to pounce on, you should be ashamed of such statement the 1000's of people he supports in Senegal and around the world know how good he has been to them and are appreciative.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@el_toyin_45 @SolomonWise93 @FabrizioRomano @iMiaSanMia Not when he's being a dick to the club, making snide comments and acting like this club didn't regard him highly, it's like he's commanding them to sell. well they won't, till he's reasonable.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@FailComps @iMiaSanMia Shut up if anything it shows he's very determined and ambitious, he expects more from himself and wants to help his team in the pitch.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
6 years
@JOONSMIND Unpopular Opinion: Most of these comments about "prettiness" sound pretentious, she qualifies as "Exotic" to the modelling industry and you know that. PS I wanna Marry Her ❤💐.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
7 years
@leratokganyago 2018 seems to be a year of self improvement. I've seen many people embracing that 😊.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@kingsleygoalman @iMiaSanMia That's a weird choice of photo bro 😀😀.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@flyingvanbasten Same Bayern that brought Hojbjerg's dad to Germany for cancer treatment, have funds to Dortmund (their rival), subsidized 1860's rent at Allianz Arena (local rival), played several charity games with teams going bankrupt and gave them the ticket fees?? Oh bad bad Bayern.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@SkySportsPL This isn't just about Leicester being in a higher position in the table this season, Rodgers is building a legacy at Leicester and they could be more of a threat than several big English clubs in the future, why leave now.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
6 years
@iMiaSanMia I like a happy Boateng 👍.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@DonKimmich6 They were so happy Bayern got eliminated, and then this happens 2 days later. I'm gonna go download Kendrick Lamar's HUMBLE now.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
6 years
The NBC, realise banning Falz' "This Is Nigeria" only highlights his point right? MASSIVELY highlights it actually. The lack of free speech, oppression, lack of understanding of satire and down right stupidity! Who even runs the Commission!? 😒 #ThisIsNigeria.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@meili_tann Call them "heaving bossoms", I see it written in books a lot.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@LupineOnyx @fasc1nate What do they have against plantains!?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
4 years
@nypost Isn't this just a dude with two wives?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
6 years
@FCBayernUS @btsportfootball Are Salah and Mane drinking Water? Wow that's really considerate 😉.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@AsaWinstanley Let's not forget their treatment of black players after missing out on the euro title. Today 5 of their 6 goals were scored by black players. They're British until they miss a penalty.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@ForeverGerd @joshsbro @iMiaSanMia Aren't Bayern legends (Kahn, Brazzo) board members now? 🤔.Barcelona legends end up being scouts or agents 😂😂.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
3 years
@Amigo_Llewellyn @sportbible Wow, your point of view is terribly misguided, you're saying Da Vinci isn't a good artist because you've never seen him paint? The Sistine is overrated and Banksy is the OG artist of all time?.
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Sarki Shehu
4 years
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
1 year
@ownedbytenpenny @DailyLoud Or maybe that's the kick Angel needs to get her shit together 😀.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@essanpe_ @iMiaSanMia @RadioMARCA His country? Where he grew up, has a family, was developed as a player! Stop being disrespectful you have no right to involve yourself shut up.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
5 years
@sportbible Some don't even score 50 goals in their whole careers.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@AJEnglish Hes sending it back to make it tougher 😂.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@Gary45344659 @DrSarahSays1 So Gary do you think this tweet you just posted will convince her to leave Islam then? I am very curious I mean it should have some relevance eh?.
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@HeySarki
Sarki Shehu
2 years
@kyuto_z @Der_Augustus @matthews106_ I was so hopeful he'd sign for Bayern then, he liked Pep a lot and Pep did too. It made so much sense really.
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