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Shit, I’m getting older than legend.
As you wish me happy birthday, stream
#SaveMySoul
today ejo🙏🏾
Link:
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I wooed a lady for more than 6months before she finally said yes, No energy left for the relationship 💀
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You know when a chick is trying to be sexy in bed and in your head you're just like "lmaooo wetin be this?"
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A man was rushed to Igbobi Orthopedic hospital, alongside his dog the other day. While attempting to set his bones, they couldn’t find his thigh bone.
As we searched frantically, it finally hit me... The patient’s dog ate the fattest bone
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I hope my parents can see that during this period, my hair grew full and my beards were all over the place, yet their blood pressure didn’t increase
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Black Sheriff is number 1 in Nigeria? I could have sworn Ghanaians said we don’t support them
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Mr Macaroni wouldn’t like this, but here’s how to secure bae from Lagos Big Men
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Why your tv dey another street?
Who get mind to come pick the second Pad?
Warning: At ur own Peril 😋
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A rape allegation isn’t one of the times you resist the urge to shalaye o!
Shalaye tf out of the situation
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Ran my gen all night, only to wake up to find out there’s been light since last night. Childbirth pains no pass this one o 😭
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My mum did something and I said “mummy if it was me that did this thing now, you’ll say I don’t have sense”
In other unrelated news, the WiFi in Igbobi Orthopedic hospital is fast sha
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Bank security guard hail you, you hail him back. He calls you my chairman, you call him my Oga.
Na the same economy we dey bro, no loose change for anybody
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You owe it to yourself to strive to be a better version of you
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I remember the day my barber was about to tint my hair and my dad walked into the barbershop
Yooo! I almost dyed
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APC doesn’t want PDP to add “We will unban twitter” to their manifesto 💀
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I’ve finished poopooing, mummy said you should come and wash my bumbum
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I see how some kids get away with calling their parents by their names.
I didn't even know my mum's name till she added me on Facebook
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I miss my girlfriend’s cooking.... every chance I get
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A man tells you he’s different from other guys and you assume he means he’s better.
Women need to stop jumping into conclusions.
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It might seem impossible that I started my car sales business with one tyre and a kiosk, but really, anything is possible when you lie
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Dated this babe for 5 years, and I can say having sex with just one person in 5 years is pure dedication.
I don't know how she did it.
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To err is human; to blame it on the other guy is even more human
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This harmattan came back like those people who come back one hour after the argument has ended, to say “One more thing”
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Short people and their unnecessary anger. They be like “No! No!! No!!!, I can’t stand this”.
Even if you stand, what difference will it make 😏
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@NaijaNation
When Omo Onile comes to seize the ball in the final, because NFF no sort them.
Messi:
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You will get small money and people will be shouting “Don’t eat your seeds, invest so your kids will thank you later”
This life na one, I’ll use my last money to buy ewa agoyin. My kids should come and make their money, I didn’t meet any money too
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When you look at her breasts and realise that you cant be poor.
Or someone else will suck that breast.
Monday Motivation.
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Channel 100 is mad interesting when you haven’t paid your DSTV subscription.
Who knew that watching ads back to back could be so much fun 😊😊
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Got rejected at a job I applied for, but hey! that’s one less place I have to apply to 🙂
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After making me spend 120k for checkup, you’re telling me nothing’s wrong with me?
Doctor, something is wrong with you, and something must be wrong with me
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You tell people you’re broke and they’ll be like “Bros, see as you fresh, you can’t be broke”.
Please, do you know me more than myself? Have you been me before?
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Don’t you hate it when you download a song based on a part you heard online, but that’s the only lit part of the song
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There are some “friends” who will always remind you of who you used to be, to bring you down
Avoid them like a plague
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Me and the Mrs were going panic shopping today and we both forgot to carry our phones/ wear wristwatches.
Mrs: “I feel naked without my wristwatch, let’s turn back”
Me:”Honey, we don’t have time on our hands”
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@khanofkhans11_
First time meeting her, she went through my texts and checked the texts from my bank to see my account balance
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If she gets a new boyfriend just 3 years after y’all broke up, then she never loved you
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How this nurse go dey vex for me cos I wear AirPods come hospital. No be drip all of us wan drip?
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I've been called broke and stingy countless times, for not being able to give what I can’t afford, and that's okay.
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I kept saying God forbid for the chorus cos my life will not jaga jaga IJN 🙏🏾
Here’s my
#jagajagastory
Cc
@vict0ny
📥
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The coins dipping made me remember the ups and downs we went through. I wish I could hodl you tighter, text me.
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Issakaba is pretty much bakassi backwards, and that speaks to the back and forth movement of the gluteus maximus
I know my goat
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I love my babes curvy and Italian... y’know the Roman thick ones
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I couldn’t resist this one 🤙🏽
Please tag
@LadiPoe
if you like what you hear
#ShutItDownVerse
#IfTDBHadAVerse
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I hate when people accuse me of something I didn't think they knew about.
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Guys, Big Things ft
@KayluMusic
x
@BoogeyThat
is out!!!
Prod:
@_dave_didit
M&M:
@TeePee_Dg
Artwork:
@TheDilichi
Let’s run the numbers up!
Stream here:
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When you realize that people have moved on without you, move on too! Don’t come to social media and become a poet
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When she thinks she can trap you with pregnancy but she doesn’t know you’re impotent 😌
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Have you guys heard Tanana? Me,
@BoogeyThat
,
@its_dannyvibes
@krizzjay360
were in our bag!
Stream here:
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Ah! Monalisa
Monalisa ft
@Posah_singer
is finally out!!
Stream here:
Prod:
@_dave_didit
M&M: Marqai Mixx
LFG!
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He doesn’t want to be outstanding
PHOTO SPEAKS: Why was it that
@MBuhari
had to be given a chair to sit during Eid prayers today?
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This verse is based on fiction and has no likeness to TDB 😭.
#IfTDBHadAVerse
on
@Qingmadi
and
@BNXN
’s Ole, here’s what it would sound like
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Loved “How are you (My friend)” by
@Johnnydrille
from the first snippet I heard, so I had to do this for my friends.
Help me retweet and tag
@Johnnydrille
@DONJAZZY
, if you like it
#IfTDBHadAVerse
#MyFriend
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Adele is divorcing her husband?
You mean she’s gonna be saying Hello from the other side?
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Somebody shout Hallelujah!
Please tag
@ckay_yo
@BlaqBonez
to hear this
#hallelujahopenverse
#hallelujahopenversechallenge
#IfTDBHadAVerse
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When I heard
@iam_magixx
do his thing on this song, I wished he saved a verse for me. Well, I just took it by force
#IfTDBHadAVerse
on Magixx's "Colours", here's what it would sound like. Please like, share and tag
@Iam_Magixx
@donjazzy
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I went to my drycleaner’s place with my clothes and I met him ironing. He told me to drop my clothes on the floor and he’d attend to them later
I guess he has other pressing issues
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I know I’m a good Christian, so if I ever found a bag that someone lost with money inside, I would pay my tithe.
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Quick sketch. Battled with myself on whether to drop it or not, but let’s see.
Here’s my Rush cover ft
@ayrastarr
#IfTDBHadAVerse
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Our only error: we brought a flag to a gun fight.
May the fallen soldiers rest in peace and the shameless soldiers never find peace 👍🏾
Please retweet and share 🙏🏾
#EndSARSMemorial2
#EndSARSProtest
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MORE lyrics video! For y’all that are chopping mouth 😂
What’s your favorite line on here?
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+1 🎉
I can’t act my age. I’ve never been this age before.
Please RT and stream Big Wave:
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That’s Juan too many
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When one of your followers retweets porn to your TL while you’re in public, but you still wanna watch it
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Love In The Trenches Track list!
It’s been over a year of rollercoaster emotions and I’m happy to finally bring you this body of work.
Let’s
#GetLITT
on May 19th 😊
🎥:
@tossine_007
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These days, you subscribe for data and then you have to add a silent prayer that it lasts
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More ft
@the_essevdm
is finally out!
Production credits:
@TeePee_Dg
M&M:
@TeePee_Dg
Artwork:
@TheDilichi
A&R:
@ProbablyDafe
Lyrics video:
@abbeyDcreator
Please stream here:
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If TDB had a verse on
@falzthebahdguy
and
@alhajitekno
’s “O wa”, it would sound like this.
Please help RT and tag
@falzthebahdguy
to see this 🙏🏾
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This year totally didn’t go as planned. I’m legit tired of trying
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Based on popular demand,
@youcancallmeTEN
Whatchu telling me?
Cc:
@BlaqBonez
@tariqforkeeps
#DealerOpenVerse
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I need a new perfume but I don’t have money.
I guess you can say I’m so broke, I don’t have a (s)cent
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Why do all these mortuary cars speed so much, the person you’re conveying is already late ffs
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Penis isn’t useless. Na my own get problem
Dear
@kingsleynovich
,
Anon has ordered and paid for our 3piece suit, shirt, tie, lapel pin and shoe on your behalf.
Kindly send your delivery details via DM.
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Going to Computer village stresses me everytime.
You have to keep your phone in your hand so thieves don’t steal it
Then you have to hide your phone in your pocket, so SARS doesn’t see it
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