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18 year old Eliud Kipchoge beats the legend of Hicham El Guerrouj and Kenenisa Bekele to clinch gold in 2003. The rest as they say is GOAT stuff.
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If you see a teary man on phone walking down Naivas Westlands, that's me man!! That's me! I just got a job after almost losing everything in 1 year.
#GodsChild
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Kenyan babes in YouTube got mad American accent but "me I tell you" has never left.
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Special mention to my girl. She stuck around when I couldn't even afford myself, let alone is. That women is pure strength. 😭😭
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Unpopular opinion: Ferdinand Omunyala success is more of PR than actual ability.
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This is for everyone out there going through hard times, don't stop. Position yourself in a way that you can easily be spotted by the pros in the field that you want to get into. I even did some odd jobs in horticulture field that a graduate wouldn't do. All to say hey I'm here
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Love is a two way thing; Manè is finally playing for a team that loves him back and Bayern Munich is milking it.
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Someone said Eric Njiru fake punditry career was built on passing Özil jersey to the kids in a slum and I've never seen such brutal truth before. Punditry that involves a lot of laughing and saying nyinyi hamko and less and less actual football facts.
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I wonder why violence videos are always available in my region.
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Eeh kuna investor flani Eldoret alifungua duka ya lingerie tupu hapo opposite Juma Hajj. Kina Cherono bana wanavaa biker nanii. Duka hata haikulast hata 5 months sahizi wanauza crocs.
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@mwetich__
This clip is fire. I never sat through a 6 minute piece from local station without flinching
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April Fools Day is canceled this year. Because no prank is greater than the joke that is running this country right now.
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Mourinho would be sitting on a 2-1 lead at halftime and sending a piece of paper to Matic telling him not to go past halfway line.
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Betty Kyalo smiles in her pictures like she wants to release that freno sound.
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As much as I would like to think something else might have happened to the writer of Nairobi Half Life movie after yesterday's video, my brain has refused to go away from "lazima kuna mtu kwa industry alimnyorosha" I know I might be wrong but it's also very very likely
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Congratulations
@MboyaApollo
for the immense effort and dedication you put in the course to save "mnyonge" against KPLC scam. It's people like that give us hope in humanity.
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After McDonald Mariga inat Inter Milan, Eduardo Camavinga becomes the second Kenyan to lift the CL trophy. 🇰🇪
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First of his name, Leader of Warnings.
PRESIDENT Kenyatta warns Kenya Power, govt water firms against disconnecting clients with bills during COVID-19 period.
#COVID19KE
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I remember when the price of DAP rose to 3,000/= and we thought farming was becoming more and more difficult; now DAP is 5,800/= but we have amazing roads in Kenya and I guess that's all right.
Masaibu ya wakulima:
Wakulima Trans Nzoia wataabika kupata mbolea ya bei nafuu
Wengi wao wamekata tamaa kuhusu upanzi msimu huu
Mbolea inayopatikana kwa sasa ni ya bei ya juu sana
Wakulima wasema hakuna mbolea chini ya shilingi 5,500
#NipasheWikendi
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Visit Rwanda on Arsenal Kits. The level of tourism advertising in that country is top drawer. We still recycling Ministers in our docket and giving out a few coins to online hawkers to market Magical Kenya. LANES
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When your president goes to Kisii and says "Si tuliwapatia Chief Justice?" It begs the question, was the vetting committee political?
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@weston_hotel
Unrelated: Kibandaski serve more than 500 mjengo guys in a single day but they've never had cholera cases though.
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So Nyanza people that own MPESA shops that literally provide them with daily bread will close the shops? LMAO
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I'm really shocked by the decision Koti Moja made to attend this event and present himself to be destroyed in front of the whole nation on live TV.
Mkuje mskie Chelilim Koti moja vile brains haziko. Be there. The real candidate here ni Buzeki
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This Luis Diaz guy is an upgraded version of Aaron Lennon. Not every ball is for knocking down the channel and chasing after it. 😂
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@LakoliKaramogo
Man swear this was me today. This scene has been playing in my head all through this year. I've suffered enough I couldn't hold back the tears.
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Awer Mabil became the 3rd Kenyan to play in La Liga, following the footsteps of McDonald Mariga and engineer Michael Olunga. Debutant
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Stop wasting resources and everyone's time.
From the president to journalists, cyberbullying has taken a toll on many Kenyans. But one fierce woman is determined to take on cyberbullies.
Follow
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Ceballos is starting, a minute later he's not even coming off the bench. Pepe showing the signs of a player he is, a minute later he doesn't start 2 consecutive epl games. Jinga kabisa.
#UnaiEmeryOut
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How Messi manages to play so casually when marked by four opposition players is something Uhuru government can set aside funds for a special committee to investigate.
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OMG! Our HR has just granted us permission to join the protests in Eldoret Town. Where is the meeting point guys?
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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@iamjoseh_
Men, we need to share the drill to beating this pain. Once used a warm water bottle on my gonads and I tell you what? The production tripled. Something I hate
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@AminaMohamedWTO
@wto
Weh ndio Raila wa hizi international posts. Huzishindi na huendi nyumbani.
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Hio kampuni ni wakoloni hadi wanakutuma Twitter uongelee fare of a potential employee. People sleep hungry in this country lakini for you it's funny right?
One of the job seekers I forwarded for a QS job interview said he wanted to be sent fare.
Tafadhali zimeni iyo kitu mnavuta.
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we need a kenyan Taliban to take over State House and deliver us from the evil in power
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Arsenal enter in UCL Hall OF Fame as the only second team to progress to knock out stages after losing the 1st two games. Awesome
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@shobanes
Just shaken to the core. Says that he knows the extent Kale youths can go. So he alleges that he knows the people who were planning and where it happened to use "our" children to destroy investments and property. Says he was born much a hustler and never stole anyone's thing
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The legend himself with his best
@KhabyLame
expression as he pacesets for his pacesetter before breaking and setting the standing world record.
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Martha Karua amebebeshwa ka punda to compensate for the votes she delivered in the just concluded general elections.
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@USAmbKenya
@MediaMK
Hahaha shida ya kuwatch Lulu Hassan na Abdalla Rashid waki-social distance pale citizen nipashe
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Bro, Monsanto is one case, check out the number of Chinese agro-chemical industries selling carcinogenic based chemicals. There's a dominat one called Hangzhou Agrochemicals.
Monsanto was fined sh8billion cause their Roundup product was killing more than just weeds. The bastards in parliament , instead of seizing the moment to lobby for the ban the same, endorsed it, coz they're the suppliers. How you gonna make profits when in a coffin?
#TakaTaka
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@ChrisWheatley_
SMH This is so wrong. Imagine Wenger giving advice on areas the team needs to strengthen on when he's been neglecting the areas for a decade. Jokes
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Someone tell Thierry Henry to make those touch screen moves like he used to do to Wenger's team and beat fuckin Brugge. LMAO
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@sistoney67
So from this line of thought Marcus Rashford is a way clear favourite for next season right?
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If you feel too comfortable in your job and have forgotten how lucky to be among the few employed in this economy right now, you need to go through
#IkoKaziKe
just to remind yourself a thing or two.
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@hanstilen
kuzoea our women being hugged? I guess Okari doesn't have her phone number so he had to send her a tweet.
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If Real Sociedad feminine football team isn't called Real Sociemum, then La Liga isn't real.
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I love Dustin Poirier for beating the living shit out of Connor McGregor and snubbing his hand at the end because he chats so much shit before the fight.
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@_misplacedhuman
Perspective. If a man's finances is in shambles, saidia yeye. If he he's good hawezi taka hio upus. Coz unaona hata sahizi umelipa bill once lakini hadi Jack atajua sasa.
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