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@Hazz
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2 years
🌸🇯🇵
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@Hazz
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6 years
Hot things to say during sex: -cover me I’m reloading -GRENAADAA -enemy ac130 inbound -rangers lead the way -target neutralised -TANGOSUCKA -we’re not here to lose, BRING IT -switch to your pistol it’s faster than reloading -defeated, dont let this happen again
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@Hazz
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5 years
Lmaooooo fucking absolutely finessed
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@Hazz
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8 years
The best $2 investment i've ever made
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@Hazz
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7 months
Your chances have NEVER been higher THREE different CS2 items given away to 3 different winners 🥇1st. ★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife | Lore FT 🥈2nd. ★ Driver Gloves | Rezan the Red FT 🥉3rd. Glock-18 | Gamma Doppler Phase 4 FT To enter the CS2 giveaway, Follow
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@Hazz
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9 years
Lifes a cunt, laugh at it.
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@Hazz
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7 years
counter terrorists win
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@Hazz
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5 years
Our boy just won $56,000 with .50c what the fuck
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@Hazz
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4 years
Just put a dickpic on my snap story on accident letsgoooo boys
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@Hazz
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4 years
Most liked reply gets to be my twitter name for 24 hours (nothing TOS)
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@Hazz
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11 months
Me and my mate Joe are giving away an INSANE ★ StatTrak™ Bayonet | Tiger Tooth | FN | 💰$1700aud Must be following myself & @JoeFortunePokie MUST RETWEET♻️& LIKE 🩷
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@Hazz
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8 years
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@Hazz
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4 years
If this doesn’t get me laid I give up
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@Hazz
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5 years
These fuckers actually complaining about Jeff Bezos donating 10 billion dollars to climate change because it’s only 7.7% of his networth while they donate 76.7% of their weekly income to only fans
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@Hazz
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11 months
Me and my mate Joe are giving away 🗡️x2 KNIVES TO x2 DIFFERENT WINNERS!!🗡️ 💥★ Huntsman Knife | Bright Water FN 0.008 💥★ Bowie Knife | Freehand FT 0.21 Must be following myself & @JoeFortunePokie MUST RT♻️ & LIKE 📷 Winner Drawn 07/11! GL
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@Hazz
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Giving away a 413 ★ Huntsman Knife | Marble Fade Must be following myself & @JoeFortunePokie MUST RT♻️ & LIKE 📷 Winner Drawn 09/10, GL 📷😎
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@Hazz
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6 years
@pewdiepie i'm sorry your name was mentioned, you are not to blame
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@Hazz
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3 years
pass da bongo joe ive fooked me leg
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@Hazz
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5 years
Fuck a marketing degree, use tinder
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@Hazz
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8 months
Gaben decided to release the best knife we’ve seen in years so naturally we have to give one away To enter: 💰Follow @JoeFortunePokie 💰Retweet & Like 💰Tag a friend Drawn 18/02, GLHF 💛💚
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@Hazz
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3 years
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@Hazz
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Don't worry fellas, lets just go play OG MW2 instead!! Oh wait! It's literally a fucking security risk!! Can't even open the game without fuckin Klavdi Fedorov Nurmagomedov from soviet russia stealing my bank details and fucking my wife just give us this one thing @Activision
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@Hazz
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8 years
Reddit never fails to amuse me.
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@Hazz
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10 years
Joined FaZe
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@Hazz
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9 years
@pewdiepie When you spend 1200$ on Yeezys and step in dog shit 2 days after buying them
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@Hazz
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6 years
[during sex] her: i want you to hurt me him: on the date Jul 23, 2013, David Vonderharr patched the DSR
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@Hazz
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4 years
If you were to get paid $1,000,000,000 BUT you had to be with the girl of your dreams & drive nothing but exotic supercars to and from your 19 bedroom mansion... would you do it? guys? hello?
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@Hazz
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1 year
Name one illcams song
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Introducing FaZe bluefille @GraceVanDien | #FaZeUp
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@Hazz
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5 years
HOLY FUCK HAHAHA
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@Hazz
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4 years
BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@Hazz
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1 year
Giving away a 0.16 Float ★Ursus Ultraviolet Must be following myself & @joefortunepokie MUST RT♻️ & LIKE ❤️ Winner Drawn 23/05, GL 😎
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@Hazz
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5 years
When you channel your inner @FaZeAdapt
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@Hazz
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1 month
you did it to yourself @Activision
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@Hazz
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5 years
Daddy’s home @Zuckles
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@Hazz
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Me and my homie Joe are giving away an INSANE ★ Flip Knife | Lore | FN | 💰 Must be following myself & @JoeFortunePokie MUST RETWEET📷 LIKE 🩷 & Comment your favorite CS2 Map Glhf, Winner Drawn LIVE 20/01/2024
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@Hazz
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3 years
4:3 stretched best res confirmed
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@Hazz
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7 years
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@Hazz
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4 years
I hope whoever joins faze today doesn’t have to deal with this emotional heartbreak
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@Hazz
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8 years
Nice to see the ancient Egyptian God Anubis on the train
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@Hazz
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3 years
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@Hazz
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4 years
Only real ones know what this is
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@Hazz
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10 years
If i ever get in FaZe, ill eat an entire tub of gamma raw, remember this tweet
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@Hazz
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8 years
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@Hazz
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9 years
Jevs Pants
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@Hazz
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8 years
If Rousey gets knocked out in the first round i'll follow everyone that FAVS
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@Hazz
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3 years
Things you CANNOT do to Will Smith: call his wife GI Jane. Things you CAN DO to Will Smith: have sex with his wife
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@Hazz
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7 years
This is definitely the hardest opponent Floyd has ever faced
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@Hazz
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5 years
I'll buy someone who likes this the FaZe x Champion Breast Cancer jumper when it drops
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@Hazz
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@Hazz
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7 years
It's that time of the night
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@Hazz
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6 years
Don’t forget who the OG skull trooper was😓
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@Hazz
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5 years
I said it last year and i'll say it again, If KSI wins vs Logan Paul, ill follow everyone who RTS
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@Hazz
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5 months
Ohhh boy she's beautiful.. and it could be yours.. To enter: 💰Follow @JoeFortunePokie ♻️Retweet ❤️Like GLHF Winner drawn 21st of May
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@Hazz
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4 years
It’s true I joined for being fucking retarded
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The #FAZE5 Recruitment Challenge is open to ALL forms of creation - it doesn't matter if you're a gamer, streamer, vlogger, editor, designer, artist, actor, athlete, musician, dancer, comedian,
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND ON TINDER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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@Hazz
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Me and my mate Joe are giving away my absolute FAVORITE CS2 Skin ★ Ursus Knife | Slaughter | FACTORY NEW To enter: 💰Follow my boy @JoeFortunePokie ♻️ Retweet 💛LIKE GLHF, WINNER DRAWN 10th of JULY!
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@Hazz
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8 years
Fuck it i'm bored FOLLOW SPREE XD RT IF YOU WANT TO BE FOLLOWED
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@Hazz
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8 years
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@Hazz
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3 years
herb dean pushing 900kw to the shoes
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@Hazz
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9 years
Genuine Tactics Pin Giveaway! RT and Follow to enter, good luck homies.
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@Hazz
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6 months
It seemed like you guys liked Joes multi-draw CS2 giveaway last month, so we're doing it again.. 🥇1st. ★ Ursus Knife 🥈2nd. ★ Driver Gloves | Diamondback FT 🥉3rd. Five-SeveN | Berries And Cherries FN To enter, ✅Follow @JoeFortunePokie ♻️Retweet ❤️Like Drawn 23rd April
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@Hazz
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8 years
This test is all kinds of fucked up @FaZeAdapt
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@Hazz
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2 years
Wow I found my old Xbox 360 keyboard, good memories
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@Hazz
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3 years
Paid in full, pick her up on sunday😍
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@Hazz
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6 years
Embarrassing to see myself like this, but seeing the change in my face is so fucking motivating. Still got a long way to go, but we really out here
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@Hazz
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4 years
dudes be like "I'm free on february 14th" homie you've got 9,500 hours on CSGO you've been free i'm dudes
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@Hazz
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8 years
If i hit 200k followers by the time i wake up i'll follow 100 people that RT this Night
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@Hazz
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2 years
Can’t find spoon, eatn icecream with an Allen key
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@Hazz
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4 years
Update, she did her research boys LETSGOOOOO
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@Hazz
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4 years
If you know you know
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@Hazz
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5 years
Thought I’d fuck around and get two Japanese legends
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@Hazz
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Gonna dress up as a horse so I can get ketamine
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Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol
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@Hazz
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3 years
Fuck crypto, just quit smoking, better return on investment
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@Hazz
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4 years
Quit gaming 6 months ago. Bought meth, I have an amazing meth supply, I make a shitload of meth and I'm buying another kilo this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck.
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i wish i was born a girl, i'd let all my homies hit it raw
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@Hazz
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4 years
Why use a weighted blanket when I can sleep with the weight of not being enough
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4 years
Hopefully this increases my FPS on cold war
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@Hazz
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8 years
1v3 for match point for IEM Sydney Quals hands are indeed shakin
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@Hazz
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4 years
@Lazarbeam 1h 35 minutes of pure thrill and attention grabbing action, a bee who has just completed his graduation, decides to sue humans after he learns about the exploitation of bees at the hands of mankind
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@Hazz
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imagine washing dishes with this view
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@goodguyfitz bro hang on who the fuck is cam
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@Hazz
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6 years
Yeah winning on fortnite is exciting but you ever made this jump?
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@Hazz
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9 years
Who let John Cena fly the helicopter?
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@Hazz
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4 years
BREAKING: US President Donald J. Trump has been officially banned from official CSGO servers for blatantly spinbotting in silver matchmaking
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@Hazz
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8 years
Decided to play some Matchmaking
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@Hazz
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7 years
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAH
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@Hazz
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8 years
cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
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@Hazz
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7 years
Fuck it If McGregor knocks out mayweather in the first round I'll follow every single person who RETWEETS this tweet.
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@Hazz
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7 years
beyblades>fidget spinners
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@Hazz
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6 years
just got fucking finessed in a game of csgo, Some snot nosed little shit was like, "oi you fat fuck, you like your girls the same way i like my trickshots, online and distant"
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@Hazz
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6 years
My little cousin lost his first tooth today 😇 That’ll fucking show him for touching my PC
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@Hazz
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7 years
1v5 CGi (Still a fucking bot)
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6 years
Link me underrated YouTubers
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6 years
She’s getting so smart Still a fucking spastic though
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@Hazz
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6 years
Yeah I’m dtf D- down T- to F - fucking upload cut coms everyday again, but I don’t know how to make the comeback, do I just fucken upload some random shit again or what
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@Hazz
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6 years
4 Years ago today i joined @FaZeClan I still remember joining that nuketown private match... @FaZe_Rain
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@Hazz
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9 years
Fuck it. 300,000 subscriber FOLLOW SPREE RT and i'm going to follow a few hundred of you :)
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