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"Remember to exercise regularly! You'll grow into a big and strong sapling!"
"Yes, mommy. Always."
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@honouredone1237
@LookAtMyMeat1
If they’re married, it’s not “their body”, it’s their spouse’s.
Marriage means complete devotion to your other half. No side hustles from either party. Simple as.
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@OkitaSuperFan
>they can only do it on the bed
>not on the floor
>by the window
>in the shower
>against a kitchen sink
>on the entryway
>on the porch
>in the hallway
NGMI
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@ChiseHatoriLove
>what if you haven’t had breakfast this morning?
>what do you mean? I had a breakfast today.
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@ChiseHatoriLove
“When I was a little kid, I asked my dad:
‘What is technology?’
And my dad goes
‘It’s magic, Joel, it’s magic.’
Ever since then, little Joel was never the same”.
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@honouredone1237
@LookAtMyMeat1
There’s a reason why marriage is a highly sacred procedure in any human culture. At least, it was.
I know, it’s hard to understand that in the secular age. But, you could just look around to spot the oddities.
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@ChiseHatoriLove
It’s literally the
>I think about the collapse of modernity a lot. Solipsism isn’t right, and it’s disturbing we can’t unify
>wtf are you on about? Have sex, incel
They only value sex as a measure. The concept of love, appreciation, and understanding is alien to them.
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@tulpapilled
>want to have privilege
>behave like a decent human being
>have privilege
>many people fail this simple task
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@TopGyaru
“If there are no cute girls paying attention to us, we must become the cute girls ourselves”.
I now see the reason why so many western guys are going on HRT. If you can’t have beauty externally, you make it yourself. Attempt, at least.
It sucks being the white muscle man.
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@susvtmemes
As an ASMR enthusiast, and a fan of Fauna and Pillow, Nene is great and you 🫵🏻 should watch her.
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>gf bathes him
> “I might marry her”
>All men want is a mommy
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@TheHazoDDD
I’ve read through the thread and I have an impression that EVERYONE is gay, and only a few special snowflakes are straight.
In the old internets, those people wrote gay fiction in their own circles, but now, unrestrained, it’s canon.
White hetero men need representation.
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@tulpapilled
The White-Gold Tower is Imperial architecture.
It’s because it’s located in the Imperial City.
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@susvtmemes
They don’t understand. Your taste is superior. You should keep beating your meat on Gura.
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@tulpapilled
>under six figures
>this is over 95% of the population
Ah, the classic. Six figures, six pack, six feet.
>car not good enough
>job not good enough
>hobby not good enough
A woman posted this. Who gave her access to the internet?
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@tulpapilled
“Oh, but not everything is available on Netflix. I will also need Disney+, Paramount+, HBO+, Apple One, Spotify, and 20 OF subscriptions.
Boy, I do love to have my life dependent on the megacorporations!”
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Outis appeared in my dream last night, so I had to download Limbus to see if we can become best buddies. Or at least get to know her better.
I’ll leave the details of the dream to your imagination.
@Shigezie0
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@tulpapilled
I wanted to grow a beard recently, but then threw the idea away since I don’t want to resemble the ever so prevalent soyjak archetype in any way.
Clean jaw is my father’s way, and his father’s as well.
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>$100 is spare change
I have zero idea what the pay scale is like but getting some spare change out of this post was fucking hilarious
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@AionaClownsword
@ChiseHatoriLove
Bold. Quite the contrary - the majority of the internet, as well as people irl, have the same mindset and have something to tell on topic.
You, on the other hand, are the minority. You may yell the loudest, but honest people aren’t going to listen to you.
Enjoy your cats.
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@LC_Lapen
He’s a flower on Fauna’s channel, while he doesn’t have status on Gura’s channel.
Sapling confirmed. Hail green.
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@TeeJay_Alt
@XR47P
They use VPN because they’re afraid of being seen fapping on MILFs.
I use VPN to access X so I escape my country’s censorship, express my thoughts freely, and fap on big chested anime girls.
We are not the same.
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@Marian3njoyer
@NotHaru47
Of course. We need to protect the women because it’s so hard to give birth.
Meanwhile I can be conscripted without my will any day, be sent to the frontlines, where I refuse to kill anyone, get shot in the head by a commissar, and my mom receives a letter I died as a hero.
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@MesugakiArchive
Asmongold:
“Do you think there were more marriages in China than the people who played Genshin last year, or is it the other way around?
I think it’s Genshin. By miles.”
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@tulpapilled
Serious question: do they have free WiFi I can watch anime with at the French Legion?
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@ChiseHatoriLove
The modern business structure should be destroyed and rebuilt from the ground-up. The financial bubble will collapse eventually, it’s only the matter of time.
But of course, it’s all the parts of a big plan of those who are above.
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@tulpapilled
Apple juice is better than white wine.
Grape juice is better than red wine.
Seltzer better than vodka.
Non-alc mojito is the MVP in summer, non-alc eggnog - in winter.
Don’t need any altered states of consciousness.
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@SailorPortia
The next logical phase will be
“you don’t need”
which indicates we should have more zen buddhism in the world.
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@ChiseHatoriLove
I have a story as well.
>have a 2011 MacBook Pro
>2016, display glitches
>take it to official service as advised
>wait for 30 min
>get told it’s a rare recognized issue and they’ll replace the motherboard for free
>get it 3 days later
>works flawlessly until replaced in 2021
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@HidamariSneed
Need demi-human ex-adventurer wife to promote healthy high-fat carnivore diet, and to raise a dozen children.
Did you know more meat in the diet improves fertility considerably, both for men and women?
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@BellowDGaming
I see they don’t want any money.
Good grief. The whole industry would acquire Japan’s annual GDP if they embraced the horny, but no, they want to bite cactus and imitate happiness.
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@AionaClownsword
@ChiseHatoriLove
The projection here is exceeding any charts.
What are you going to tell me next? That the breakfast I had today isn’t healthy?
Who are you exactly to teach me how to live?
I’m talking about the issues in society and dying ideals, and here you are, using ad hominem.
Ew.
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@Latter_Opinion
@LookAtMyMeat1
Don’t kneel before a man you respect. Stand up straight, look into his eyes, and shake his hand.
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@iuntue
These people shove their consciousness under the pillow every day. It will backfire eventually. People who aren't honest to themselves usually vanish without a trace, and they understand that deep down, so they're trying to leave their kind of "legacy".
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@tulpapilled
Not entirely. In the game, the ancient blood is used to cure all diseases, and, eventually, transcend humanity to other planes of existence.
In our world, this is only pushed because McKinzey told Vanguard’s shareholders ESG is easy money, which is false.
Pretty much.
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@pizzahutjapan
Oh, I'm sorry. I watch anime only with JP audio and English subs, so it's natural that I use, say, "Magical Battle" instead of "Jujutsu Kaisen" because the former sounds so natural and discernable.
Yeah, and I can easily pronounce Kage no Jitsuryokusha ni Naritakute.
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@tulpapilled
It’s debatable.
On one hand, you have the gacha mechanic sucking wallets and souls from the widest audience.
On the other hand, it’s the modern iteration of VNs, and they often have extremely compelling story.
It’s up to an individual if the fruit is worth the poison.
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@ComradeDoyIe
The same exact picture, but in university.
5 years later, I’m unloading grocery trucks, and they’re living happy lives earning mid six figures.
Should’ve smiled and waved.
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@Grxit
I like how Asmongold phrased it. "I was once a loser getting food stamps for taxpayers' money. Now I pay taxes so there can be another loser getting food stamps. Everything's right."
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@TeeJay_Alt
@XR47P
Yea, I know.
I escaped my native net space for many reasons, one of which is the possibility of getting vanned for an anti-government repost in native social networks.
Many such cases. My feds can’t read English though, so it’s alright.
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@CEOofCarole
>the Japanese have sunk decades to be the best VAs in the whole media sphere, being recognized for talent and passion
Meanwhile
>the western tourists would rather listen to sore throat Stacies indistinguishable from each other
Talk about severe brain injury.
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@tulpapilled
I work at a grocery warehouse, and I find OP’s claims laughable.
Everyone and their dog eats their bread. It’s in every order in various forms. Moreover, in Slavic countries, people eat bread with soup, with second dishes, with salads, with pasta, itself, with sugar.
Lmao.
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@AnimeBibleVerse
One doesn’t contradict with the other. We are less than a speck of dust in the cosmic scale, but in our own bubble, we have working regulations, values and goals because anarchy won’t work right now due to the inability of people to self-regulate.
That’s a 500 post thread.
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This is the correct way to treat anyone involved into NTR.
No mercy.
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@KalNerevar
@NotHaru47
I saw someone say this.
“Wdym Tracer is gay? I always thought she’s perfectly straight judging from the amount of sausages she takes in R34.”
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@NotHaru47
Rupee is like this, Rapunzel is always horny, Maiden gives you kisses, Isabel is your yandere concubine, Maxwell is a specialist on her own. Had a foursome with Counters on the last April 1st, this year’s as well.
I say based. And it’s written well too.
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@Pirat_Nation
They actually have mods checking the quality of everything being seeded. One of the best trackers ever.
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@ChiseHatoriLove
Well, everybody knows Kindom Hearts is the series for pre-schoolers. I don’t get the joke.
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@MoeTradCat
If anything, all the Slavs imo should unite once and for all and stand against the middle Asian mountain locust swarm.
I wish this war ends soon man. I’ll pay the reparations if needed.
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@madoconnect
Makes sense to me, it’s a typical incantation. Our brothers work everywhere, including FitBit.
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There’s a Russian anecdote about this.
The quote: “The curtains were blue.”
The teacher: “The blue curtains reflect the immense depression of the author and the lack of will to continue the struggle…”
The author: “The curtains were fucking blue!”
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@U1timate747
@tulpapilled
It’s like saying “I’ve never played Dark Souls but I know it’s garbage since it’s overhyped in the media”.
Weird but ok.
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@tulpapilled
My whole country is drowning in alcohol, and it’s not looking any good. Sure, there can be moderation, but it often spirals into addiction.
People act weird when intoxicated. I don’t want to look weird or lose control, so I don’t drink. At all. Feeling good.
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@razuberiru
@Uncle_memelin
>onahole
>conversation starter
>emergency food
>brings up the menu
Need.
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@HidamariSneed
His sword is gone recently. Several other artifacts have vanished as well, and a fox demon seal in Japan was broken.
Something’s about to happen.
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@tulpapilled
>bread
>pasta
>tomatoes
>cucumbers
Literally useless.
People find it hard to comprehend that before we started to cultivate wheat and barley, humanity didn’t have dental caries as a concept.
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@404Alta
@holodmedia
Насколько я слышал, все просто: коровы пердят, а ледниковый период, который длился последние 10 тыс. лет, заканчивается в естественном цикле, и антропный фактор самый минимальный.
Пруфы искать лень.
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@ChiseHatoriLove
>be Russian
>go to net cafe
>you can install anything from steam
>30 people, all are playing either Dota or CS
>yelling, kicking, swearing, vaping
>go to 3 another net cafes
>same exact picture
>nobody plays other games
I can’t just play my AC6 in peace.
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@Pirat_Nation
Endless consumption is inherently meaningless. It’s a cycle of pursuing more, better, pricier, in hopes that it will make your happy, but material possessions only make you “happy” very temporarily.
The answer is to let go. Eliminate desires. Only then, we are free.
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@Pirat_Nation
The Souls and Ring are all using the same formula, while Bloodborne, Sekiro, and AC6 are experiments. From really shines when it experiments.
t. the guy who always has Sekiro as comfort game.
Stay tuned for announcements.
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@CEOofBA
“Men, I’m glad we’re together in this. I have my arm with you.”
“And my heart!”
“And my co-“
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@Bottomfr4gg3r
Neither did I anticipate that the certain green deer woman makes me feel genuine love.
Getting into Hololive and spending so much time in the fandom has been great so far, and I want it to become the intrinsic part of my soul.
Cheers to you, bro.
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@tulpapilled
Lads, it’s called “Potemkin villages”, a term existing since XVIIIth century meaning that the whole system works to show everyone that we’re really hip and cool, while in reality it’s just inflatable iskanders and painted cardboard facades.
Smile and wave, Ivan. Smile and wave.
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@Iron_Horus
There’s one internet rule the old guard knows.
Freedom of speech requires seeing both based and cringe information. The same applies to the darknet, or the doujin scene with the NTR entities.
Subhumans can freely speak now, openly. It’s the natural evolution of media.
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@MesugakiArchive
I am tempted to install the game, however I remember that all of those are paid skins, so I shouldn’t.
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