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Determined to know nothing but Christ and Him crucified, to leave a mark on this generation and serve divine purpose. Lord, put me on like glove and whatever is it you call beautiful, make me that. Amen.
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The royal wedding is done. It was temporary relief and you are all back to your sad realities as Inhebizibu, Inhemabanja, Inhebuwulu, Inhepotholes, inheRetakes, and finally the legends- Inhesimping. 🤣
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Banyankole have released songs of War! Let's match to "Nailobi" Kenya. 🤣
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Stop comparing Kenyan Gen Z with Ugandan Gen Z. There is a big difference in leadership and how our leader reacts to civil disobedience. If those demonstrations were here, the headline would be in the death toll, not in the impact of the demonstrations.
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The Kabushengas are fighting against the monster they created, fed and advertised. It's bitter lesson for them but we applaud him for the fight against a silly Agreement.
VIDEO: I mortgaged my son's future. If coffee collapses, he is on his own. -
@rkabushenga
#NBSUpdates
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At my former firm, I was given instructions by one of my boss
@katanab001
to ensure we brought the Tundra home. After over seven letters & several meetings, an officer at the DPP called me on the side & told me: "Guy wangye, the law has no solution for this one". It hit hard.
It's been 5 years now since the Museveni regime had our cars confiscated during the 2018 Arua by-election. Just like it continues to block us from organising or performing at concerts despite Court orders for the blockade to be lifted. The intention is to impoverish us in order
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I called some1 who dropped their CV sometime back for a possible opening. They abused me & called me a mufere. They later checked my number & realized who I was & called back. The humility levels in the second call & the insults in the 1st call can't be from the same person 🤣🤣
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I shall boast of having established an empire of my own with no inheritance and no connections. I shall tell the story of how it was just me and my God.
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Nothing represents the upper middle-class in Kampala like a TOYOTA HARRIER.
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"If family interests made you Deputy President ,made you LOP, made you Commissioner, yet you were even never a committee chair in DP; not even district chairman, then surely you are part of the family."
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In the end, it's about what we did, not what we intended or wished to do. The evidence is in the results of our actions, not the intentions of our mind.
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ONE MORE CASE OF INJUSTICE AT LDC
(Thread)
On 4th Feb 2024,
@LDC_Uganda
released results for the 2023 lot and graduation is slated to take place on 15th April 2014.On Monday, the institution sent emails to 45 students, calling them for a meeting today, at the Kampala Campus.
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Eh! I may need to do LDC again. Guys are leaving us behind. 🤣
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Pork should be measured after frying!
It should be 1kg at the point of serving/delivery. I don't want to tag State house anti-corruption Unit.
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The price of curtains in this town makes you look at bed sheets as potential multipurpose items.
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I know an empty room when I see one. These are the things we would do when the teachers would go out of class. 🤣
I spoke directly to the Africans Presidents at the African Leaders Summit and asked them to protect journalism and the dignity of Journalist.
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Kale dont go to University and you become a lawyer by passion, Mr.Mike Ross. 😆😆
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Lord, I can only say thank you for the milestones thus far, and trust you for the journey ahead.
#30ThankfulandHopeful
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Every work place has that one staff member like that gentleman in a light-green t-shirt. They JUST DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR TEA LEAVES! 🤣
Celebrating a queen, may you be gifted with life's greatest joys and never-ending bliss😊
Keep inspiring many out there🤝🙏🏻
Happy birthday
@Mizzflav
🎉🎂
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My friend and brother walked down the aisle this weekend and found me worthy to be by his side. To a template my marriage, Ndugu 🍾
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On the road from burying Angie my best friend and all that keeps ringing in my head is:
LIFE IS VANITY, LOVE GOD, LOVE PEOPLE.
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@IanNdamwesiga
Are u better than her as far as ticking off life-goals is concerned? Yo generation is flourishing. If u're dying, u're dying alone & u don't need help dying (with your suicidal thinking). I am what I am as far as career & business are concerned bt I still preach. Deal with it.
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There is a ki thing that hits you when you attend weddings and all of a sudden your whole being is soaked in the belief of pure love and need for companionship. Reeka ntahe nze kunywa amaizi!
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A senior lawyer watered down the importance of young lawyers in every firm's eco-system. Around the same time, another senior lawyer embarrassed himself with ignorant arrogance on the subject of intellectual property. That right there is poetic justice.
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"Where do you get the guts to miss a woman you don't provide for?"
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The only person I would want to tell how I feel rightnow is you. You lived by faith, and conversed a worthy life and God needed your company. I shall tell a story of how I had a perfect friend in you. Rest peace my best friend. See you in heaven.
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Tokushwaara!
I have this morning departed for Nairobi, Kenya to witness the inauguration of H.E
@WilliamsRuto
as the 5th President of the Republic of Kenya.
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What a wow! Simply an oratory work of art.The speech writer should get a salary increment. Malcom X, Martin Luther Jr and Mandela must be looking down and acknowledging how the world is in good hands of a man who delivers such unmatched wisdom. What a wow!
Thank you so much the people of West Nile for a such wonderful reception. Mk Movement is unstoppable and it welcomes everyone
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I save all clips of my tribesmen struggling to speak Luganda. I can do a thread on them but this is by far the worst lugandarer you will ever hear. Her Luganda is therapeutic. 🤣
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There was an advert for The East African Newspaper that used to play on NTV, right before the news bulletins; that advert was pure class.
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This week was a good one! All education was relevant & helped me earn a lot. Canadian prairies brought it 2m,Said Sayyid a whooping 4m, IBEACO deposited 3m before bankruptcy and Vasco Da Gamma & John Speke catered for all my meals.
Kudos to the designers of the curriculum.👏🏿👏🏿
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It's both an honor and a challenge. Thank you
@UgLadyLawyer
for the trust. Looking forward to the wonderful journey ahead, God being at the centre of it all.
#WeFixIt
.
#Partner_Alert
!!!
We are excited to announce that
@HaroldTurijay
has ascended to Partner at the Firm, alongside
@UgLadyLawyer
!
Congratulations Harold!👏👏👏
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You will tell my mum you are traveling from Kampala, ask her nicely what you should take for her and she will boldly tell you: grandchildren. This woman needs governance! 🤣
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Lawyers nio nio nio..!
A clerk lied to you mbu he is a lawyer, he dated you and later broke your heart, now you are here making noise mbu lawyers are ruthless. Sister, you are the one who didn't do due diligence on the process(pain) server. 🤣
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I am number 48,000,001 so count me out.
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It seems this young lawyer just watched suits. He has shocked us all with " Your honour, may we approach?" 🤣🤣. Nkonka Harvey Spectator!🤣🤣
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To my partner, friend, mentor, big sis & cheer leader,a happy birthday!
You saw me & Amplified my potential becoz that's what u do-believe in people. You are our miracle from God & may this new age come as a seal of whatever God has blessed you with so far & glory for days ahead.
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We all deserve those neighbors who knock on our doors on Saturday mornings in their long dresses,with a plate in their hands and a motherly smile on their face saying "I thought we could share this breakfast.." Wowee I am not going anywhere even if the landlord increases rent!🤣
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In High School, my dad struggled to raise my fees & as such, pocket money was a rare privilege. Be4 he saw me to sch every term, he would call me on a side, look into my eyes & say: "Remember where you are from, Education is not a picnic". We still joke about those words today.
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Do you the powers, rights & obligations of the that person you always fill in as the Next of kin when opening Bank & investment Account? Unless it's a pay on appearance instruction upon proof of death, the rest is merely Administrative and only wills, trusts and L.O.A matter.
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Honestly speaking, the man is not fit for office. He is a slave of the past, disconnected from the realities of the people he is "leading". Unfortunately he continously convinces himself about his own lies & standpoints on these issues that no one can correct him. His time is up.
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I totally get every1 on the
#BoycottDStv
campaign.We pay 140,000 to watch football & nothing else is worth watching.They shd think of a sports package for e.g 90k with access all sports channels.The noise will cease. Sm1 pays 98k & can't even watch Champions league!
@DStvUganda
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Calling or texting your MP a few times for accountability or to communicate your disagreement to their stand on corruption or any other matter of societal interest is not a crime. It's not cyber harassment and it's not punished by Computer misuse Act. It's primary democracy.
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I think my neighbor is watching the world cup on UBC. Bambi he reacts to goal like 2 minutes later.
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[Thread]
This statement is diversionary, selectively choosing what to address and what to avoid. It's a cover up to what is going on. I will respond as follows:
1. These students can't be victims of LDC's own negligence that can't be cured through a transparent process.
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DJ Nesta mastered his art. He convinced the whole of western Uganda that he was so good at the game that in every show, someone wd call asking him to coach Uganda cranes. His shows to watch him live sold like hot cake. By the time he started his own station,he was a football god.
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+ 1 and thankful. Lord I thank you for the Stars, I also thank you for the Scars.
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@emeka_ug
Ada is not a musician, she is a worshiper. All she needs to know is God who called her,not fellow laborers in every nation God sends her to.Maybe they need to pray for more anointing & glory for their ministry to also go to the ends of the earth.There are ranks in the spirit.
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You don't read books but you are ever talking, giving opinions and submitting to your peers and other audiences. Where do you get what you say?
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People are clapping for Jesus & reminding the whole world that there are few remnants, whose lives are about the fear and service of Christ and you have a problem with it?
As the Bible says, you are of your father the devil. Wama Phaneroo saints, go ahead and
#ClapForJesus
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Looking for an Associate to join our corporate dept. Preferably with 1 or 2 years of law firm experience, enolled. The salary is slightly above the market average.
Go to the firm website(careers) & send in your CV, or just follow the link below to apply.
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Nobody:
My mum after a nap:
Naroota omugyenzi Pasikari arikumpa ebicoori nana obusheera. Mwiije tushabe. 🤣🤣
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Someone spent the whole day hunting for business, preparing a bill of cost and trial documents with 5 witnesses and you want him to "guess who you are" at 11:30pm? Ori omushema baasi.
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I had a rare opportunity to meet my president
@mugishamuntu
. I told him how some people have accused me of being his son/brother🤣. He is the hope and light of the nation we need & wd love our children to grow up in. May we create & influence more like him.
📸
@UgLadyLawyer
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+1. A year of wholesome increase!
Lord, even this year, but more and greater.🙏Amen.
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HAPPENING AT COMMERCIAL COURT:
"Senior" Counsel:
My lord, we are suggesting a new issue of 'Whether the 3rd Defendant is a bonafide mortgagee without notice'
Justice Mubiru:
Counsel, are you creating a new concept of the law at a scheduling conference?
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It's been a good year. God has been good to us. We are now set for the year of accelerated growth. Yes! There is honey in the rock. 😊
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We can't be so delusional to think that the beneficiaries of corruption won't fight back against this noble crusade. They see us as rats coming for their cheese that was supposed to be shared by the whole park. It's a fight so we can't expect anything good from the enemy.
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UNEB is releasing UACE results this Friday, my former school is in vibes and scoring non-essential points 🤣
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Nsimurira abukaito bwangye nze omukikomera kugura omubazi gw'ente.
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Had one of my toughest weeks this year. I am amazed how lively and happy I was through it all. Yes! All things work together for the good of those who love the Lord, and those called according to His Purpose. I tick both boxes.
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The menu:
Pilau Wifi
Chicken tonner
Paper mint
Red Volume Nojitos
Gown Biliyani
Precedent ice-cream.
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Happy birthday my friend & partner. It's amazing how your hustle & fun batteries are simultaneously full all the time. I marvel at how u believe in people & are dedicated to mentoring. I am glad I get to work & teeth with u everyday. It feels good. Happy birthday
@UgLadyLawyer
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@mkiboneka
next video will be like:
" Your girlfriend has consistently given you socks, vest and a kangaroo belt for all your birthdays and you here saying Magogo this, Magogo that! Maybe she will learn and give you Sweet Kamotoka next year" (Sips porridge)
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My guy! Muhoozi! U deserve it man! U have really toiled! Starting out as an LDU, sleeping in those hot military tents, guarding,winning many wars, teaching as Ugandan how to use modern Apps, inspiration to the whole nation,feeding yo supporters.. What can I say, what can I break?
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My brother buying me a gift from his first ka gig after school to thank me for 'being there for him' is my moment of the week. That boy keeps proving me right about how great he will be.
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The 'Pastor' who spent his whole sermon preaching about Pastor Chris Oyakhilome as a false teacher concluded his 'sermon' by lifting his hands and calling on the congregation to join him as they sing "Way Maker" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Obvious reminder:
Almost all recruitment consultants check the candidates' social media pages as part of their character assessment before employment.
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As I was saying...
VIDEO: The customer-banker relationship is hinged on three things: reliability, fairness, and transparency.- Harold Turigye
#NBSBusiness
#NBSUpdates
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One of the hardest struggles in my life as a Lawyer was living days after law school. Putting on an appearance of wellness, a confirmation of the belief that lawyers are rich, yet the reality was different.
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Eh! Can't wait to use the phrase "My wife and I..." especially while making pledges and giving gifts.
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Well, if Mpuga was you, he wouldn't give advice to people that are effecting real change, well knowing his advice is purely based on ego & lack of basic leadership traits. I am sure he would stick to academics & realize he has a kindergarten mindset, unfit for national politics.
If I were Mpuuga, I wouldn't accept to be Parliamentary Commissioner. I would rather remain an MP without other responsibilities.
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Ogwe Muhara wa Jadress akihamu enda 2 ari Dubai atakaza omu Mazazi union yaitu!
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That Mwenda interview is a good lesson to some journalists to make ample lisachi on both the person & subject, prepare thoroughly & bottle up emotions be4 having some1 across the table for an interview. Also, English is hard. We think in our local languages and translate later.😐
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It can be said that 24 (the series) and Jack Bauer greatly increased second grades in
@Mbarara_HS
around 2008. Abaana bakaza omu the following takes place between 9am and 10am., events occur in real time..🤣🤣
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By nightfall, the noisy Toy guns who worship a false Jesus will know why Pizza circular but is eaten in triangular pieces and packed in square boxes. 🤣
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When starting a business, making an investment, or making attempts to monetize an idea, one of the most important decisions you will have to make is about the nature of business and how to structure partnerships. I shared some of the pointers on this, on
#NBSBusinessperspective
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I don't recall the clear circumstances but my mother would at times use the word "Bangladesh" to abuse me when I did something stupid. Mum, a whole nation! I want to ask her this Christmas ahiyakihiire.
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