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24 👨🏻‍🎓 | Actuarial Student 📊 | Cricket lover 🏏 | My hobbies include Tweeting, Retweeting, and watching films ☂️

Johannesburg, South Africa
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
6 months
To love is nothing, To be loved by someone is something. But to love and to be loved by the one you love is everything
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
@Humairah_Khn All the things they regret not doing with, or saying to their own children, they do it with their grandchildren. It's almost like it's their second shot of having children. ✨
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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10 years
This is happening to me in my life this very moment 😞😔 #sisters #moodswings http://t.co/Y81csvwwP0
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@gliterwrld Forget wasting time, your wasting money😭
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Arrogance literally kills you. Never be arrogant. #Titan #submarinemissing
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CEO Stockton Rush: "I have broken some rules to make this. (…) The carbon fibre and titanium there is a rule that you don’t do that. Well, I did.“ #Titanic #OceanGate #Titan
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
@dcnszn @Abdullahj233 this gives me "London has fallen" Vibes 😂
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@_ftmysn Bruh i speak in a mixture of urdu and english 😭😭but then i gotta throw in some arabic duas as well. Even i get confused sometimes.
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Why wasn’t the Hassan Natha 2023 tour previously announced? Were we supposed to buy tickets?😭
@FergHassan
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1 year
Dr. Murray Hofmeyr of @Study_Trust
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
Im done with my Honours degree😭💙 The relief and happiness🎉😭🎉😭
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
Putin vs Biden boxing match. Winner gets Ukraine. If Youtubers can do it, so can they. 🥊🥊
@FergHassan
Sir Alex
3 years
Putin & Biden should settle this like real men:
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
F9 was an indian movie on steroids. Mate it needed akshay kumar or aamir khan😂
@FergHassan
Sir Alex
3 years
Fast & Furious 9 needed Dwayne Johnson or Jason Statham. I really missed them. They could've done such cool fight scenes with John Cena.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
@mariyyum I want that steaks recipe please😭The crust looks beautiful
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
@ZakiyaShaik2 I seriously just start thinking: If I die rn and I haven't read my salaah for the day Im gonna feel so scared to meet my maker. That gets me scared enough to go read Salaah. Thats why I never sleep without reading Isha cuz i have a guilty conscious when sleeping.
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We need that OIL MONEY🤧💰
@FergHassan
Sir Alex
1 year
A super team 🥶🥶🥶
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Misfits summary: KSI just elbowed an old man with money. #Misfits
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
I kinda miss the old sakai where we could see who was logged on with you. Its like you knew that people were struggling with you😭
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
@mayyavawda_ Whatever you are doing rn impacts you in the future. Work hard rn so that you can allow yourself to be lazy in the future. Today is your best opportunity to start building your life for tomorrow. Don't worry if you fail, just have a routine/process everyday, the results will come
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@HassanNatha How tf do you have a pic for every scenario
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
Bruno 98' penalty vs Brighton after the game😂
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
My man finally scored a century😭💙 Taking away the captaincy was probably the biggest pressure release for him. Good to have him back.💙😍 #WIvSA
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
@Em5Evans @PhumlaniMMajozi 1. I think the right way to interpret this graph is to show that for most presidents before JZ, the GDP was increasing and there was a hopeful future for SA. Since JZs presidency, the GDP has stagnated and all the hard work done before has not been followed through.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@taskeen_tayob My Tv remote and fridge has plastic on it to "protect" it.
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@LawrenceBailey0 I feel like he never capitalises on the moment. He breaks down momentum rather than build it. And his strike rotation is almost non-existent. For me he’s lucky to even be in the side.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@HassanNatha This thread
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
Whatsapp and ig is down. God is telling all of us to study. 😭and i still dont want to.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
Place my soulmate is NOT from: Earth
@Bilal_Abbas03
AnAesthetic 🇿🇦 🇵🇸
3 years
Places your soulmate is NOT from: Lenasia Azaadville Roshnee Laudium/Erasmia/Eldo/Russlow Johannesburg South Pietermarizburg
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
My company has a way of stopping people from abusing the bathroom time. They have a sensor on the entrance and if no one enters or leaves the bathroom within around 15 minutes the lights shut off. I am tweeting this while I am in the dark bathroom after 20 minutes.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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5 years
This really should have included Pakistani players. Just imagine the beautiful cover drives we could have gotten to see if babar and virat were in the same line-up
@ESPNcricinfo
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5 years
JUST IN: BCB announce the Asia XI to face a World XI in a T20 series to commemorate the birth centenary of Sheikh Mujibur Rahman, Bangladesh's founding father
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
I should be happy that I graduated but in reality I'm realizing that I failed at finding a wife at uni😭💔
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@james79rigby @LFC I think you have to see that Salah is at Liverpool at his prime, where as Ronaldo was still a developing player in his first 2 seasons. His stats at Real madrid are crazy
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
Twitter isn't twittering without Hassan Natha @Mighty_Memes7
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
If you really think about it, my future son should be called Harisson.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
I find it weird that Virat and co. are accusing Supersport of tampering with the DRS when it is quite clear that the DRS team in every international series is independently handled by ICC ONLY. The controls and cameras are different to the ball trackers of Supersport. #INDvsSA
@ESPNcricinfo
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3 years
The Indians weren't pleased at all about the ball-tracking on that Dean Elgar lbw decision #SAvIND
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
My talents include printing 'hello world' in Python, C#, C++, Java, Javascript and R
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@LawrenceBailey0 He’s good and he’s progressing really well, but I still think we need to be focussing on finding quality spinners rather than an extra pace bowler.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
Honestly its time to listen to Elon and dip to Mars👀
@Tasmiyahsurtee
Tasmiyah 🦋💓
3 years
Time to use my British passport and dip 💫
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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5 years
@DaleSteyn62 @IsbUnited Proper Pakistani style. Glad you enjoying it.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
@wahraasusername Marrying young is beautiful and it is a sunnah. I THINK the point she was trying to make is that the couple marrying young should only be doing so because they are ready to be married and want to be married and not because its romanticised on twitter. Intentions need to be pure.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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5 months
Who ever started this trend of looking between keyboard letters needs to be arrested.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
Just going through all my photos from 2 years and came across this one. Can never count this man out of the game. @shamsi90 😤🥊
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@Possibly_Ivan 'cold drink'
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
@YusufMitha_ A cant opener?
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
4 years
Eid Mubarak everyone!!! Hope everyone has a blessed day with their family💙💫
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
#EidMubarak ✨💙 May Allah flood everyone's house with happiness, love and laughter on this beautiful day of Eid. 💙
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
I didn't realise the poor needed TVs to live.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@zahraimaan22 Mans is defs praying tahajjud for you👀😂
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
I legit read eid namaaz in my school clothes so that i can write my exam straight after in school.
@dushan_munsami
Niklaus Mikaelson 🇵🇸🐺🧛🏽⚜️
3 years
I find it really upsetting and disrespectful that universities & schools have no consideration when it comes to certain religious holidays. Like setting exams before and after a religious holiday feels really unfair.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
Amazing organisation. Please consider tutoring if you have any free time and are available to help.
@_Meera_31
Ameera ♡
2 years
Please rt 💛
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
I genuinely don't like how all our lecturers are so tech savvy. I mean what happened when teachers didn't know how to upload shit 😭💔
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
My exam just got postponed😭😭😭💙💙💥🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@_efzeddddd__ I think it should be very subjective and not objective. You should marry when YOU are ready. Everybody has their own timeline, some may be ready before others.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@getFANDOM @VanityFair This actually doesnt look too nice
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
I am officially Unemployed.
@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
Im done with my Honours degree😭💙 The relief and happiness🎉😭🎉😭
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
So i guess i have a pet pigeon now.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
NEVER get attached because you feel lonely. People do change, eventually you have to judge them based on their actions and not their words.
@IAmSteveHarvey
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What did you learn from your last heartbreak? 💔
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2 years
The devil works hard, but I work Harder😤 #nocookies #Ramadan
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@siddiqaraffee If a person is confused or has a clouded judgement, a gap year is probably the best thing for them, IF DONE CORRECTLY.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
3 years
Had my first interview a week ago and now also got my first rejection letter. 😂 You live and you learn I guess.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
Redbull are the Karens of F1😂
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
Ramadan Mubarak! Have a blessed month everyone.💙
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
Dayta
@zakikiiiii
zakiya🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
Do u say data or data ?
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
He came, He saw, He Klaasened #SA20
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
This series has shown that Temba really doesn't deserve a place in the 'BEST' XI. With the form of Reeza and Rilee, the spin option that Markram brings, Bavuma just doesn't fit in the top 4 unless he swaps with an out of form Qdk. #ENGvsSA 🇿🇦
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
@younwimMn Shit man - now I have to watch Shippudden all over again 😩
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
What is this feeling?😭Actually being excited about your team. Its been so long😭
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
4 years
literally saving the world one series at a time😂
@agadmator
agadmator
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First time in history we can help humanity by staying at home watching TV. Let's not screw that up.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 months
@LawrenceBailey0 It really is showing. Teams that played together before the WC are putting up much better performances than individuals who make up a team. USA is the prime example.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
Everybody is using the meme I posted. Makes me feel validated for posting it🤣
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Markram hitting the winning runs. Historic win for the Proteas and huge for the confidence of the new captain🔥 #CricketTwitter
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
10 months
She is Misbah. I am an ODI century.
@SabeehaMajid
🇿🇦🇿🇦 Sabeeha Majid 🏏/DA Miller stan account❤️
10 months
He is the World Cup trophy, I am the proteas
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
Academically I'm skydiving without a parachute
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The tension between two people editing the same slide on OneDrive 🪡 💀
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
No matter what happens, cheaters are always scum Someone who cheats is shallow.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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2 years
@LawrenceBailey0 It still baffles me how this is happening in broad daylight and CSA are still sticking to their "injury" story. Anyone with eyes can see he is not injured. I suspect there is something else with this story. Either way he deserves a spot in that team.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
Matric/School is probably the easiest time of your life. The pressure and responsibilities that mount on you after Matric is insane😭
@mozisuliman_
Muhammed Azhar
2 years
Happiness lies outside matric
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3 months
Don’t talk to me
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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9 months
@BrentLindeque Well firstly - just to fund NHI, they’d have to increase either VAT to 21.5%,or increase personal income tax by 31% or a 10x increase in payroll tax (current UIF contributions). So more cash would be coming out of your pocket for a far worse quality of care (ie public hospitals)
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
Okay but the netflix F1 series gonna be such a thriller 😭😂
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
Still better than the last season of Game of Thrones
@myelessar
anna 🏹
2 years
reminder that this is what we got for the 20th anniversary of lotr
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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5 years
Mic drop moment right here 😍 #SAvsENG #QDK #ProteaFire
@Fabianhdw1
Feebs®
5 years
Lol this QDK, toss the ball up in the air moment after the run out, Priceless!!!😂😂😂 #SAvENG #ProteaFire #SSCricket
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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5 months
Happiness is the gap between your reality and your expectations.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
What's worse is that Indian families love eating their steaks burnt😭. It's fine if you want it well done, but they like it like charcoal. Take that chewy steak outta here 😤
@juwi_peaches
DontJuwairiyahboutit 🇵🇸
2 years
Cooking pasta al dente in an Indian house just has everyone saying "its not done" 🙄 no yall just been over boiling your pasta.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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11 months
Marco Jansen all rounder status achieved ✅ #CricketTwitter #ENGvSA
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
Get the gym membership ready. Bro will need it to hide the pain
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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9 months
Her mom said I’m handsome and have a pure soul🫶🏼
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
Theres a period in everyones lives where they are just addicted to only eating butter on toast.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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6 months
My OCD won’t allow anything other than B2
@ExcelHumor
memes.xlsx
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A1 or B2?
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@LingDeeYoh We need to know if the lawyers actually contact you 😭
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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3 years
@eyousufaziz_ Ask if they have one more for me please😭🙏
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 years
Same Vibes #WandaVision
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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6 months
@Werries_ @CallanKotzen should we book our tickets to New Zealand?
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
@_ryeofsunshine_ Hypothetically. They should check out from the hotel. Travel to a different city - minimum 50 miles away. Sell the hypothetical thing on amazon. Take only cash. No paper trail. Never ever go there again. And lastly hypothetically they should tweet about it.
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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4 months
I got a @FlySafair R10 Birthday ticket! #FlySafairLuckyR10Winner Next stop Zanzibar 🤞🏼
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
4 years
I can vouch for this!!!!
@SidneyKeMmino
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4 years
Last borns are the most understanding people in the world and very kind ❤️🤞🏽
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@MfokaMqulusi
Induna Yezinsizwa
3 years
A movie you can watch 10 times but never get enough of?
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3 months
Markram as a captain!!!!😭😍 #CricketTwitter #WIvsSA
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
Haris
2 years
Thrash best teams in bilateral series 🔽 "We winning the World Cup" 🔽 Get knocked out in First Round 🔽 Thrash best teams in bilateral series #SAvsIND
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Prime tastes like Oros 😂 #Prime
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I am honestly considering now writing my exam in November just to watch this World Cup 😭🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 #CricketTwitter
@LawrenceBailey0
Lawrence Bailey ⚪ 🇿🇦
1 year
🚨 JUST IN 🚨 Proteas fixtures at CWC23: 1. Qualifier 2-Delhi 2. Australia-Lucknow 3. Qualifier 1-Dharamsala 4. England-Mumbai 5. Bangladesh-Mumbai 6. Pakistan-Chennai 7. New Zealand-Pune 8. India-Kolkata 9. Afghanistan-Ahmedabad #WorldCup2023 #CricketTwitter
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@Haris_Siddiqui_
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Literally me. I can’t keep my mouth shut
@luvinthot
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me 5 seconds after buying someone a gift
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