TheGirlisNoOne
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This is not my life but the life of an unserious candidate. I tweet to confuse my enemies. 📍Let’s foken Ave it mi seh.
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Passing your driving test is nothing. The real test is that first year on the roads 😂😂. You’re still in trial mode.
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If I’m being completely honest, I had no idea Phillip Schofield had a wife of 27 years & kids
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July to October babies. We living good again? The chosen ones fr. 🙏🏾🤣
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You know what’s scary? Some individuals are sexual abusers but genuinely don’t think they are. I think thats a sickness. The denial is scary.
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Loooool Ella acting shocked that tyrique told her to shutup. When he has been telling every girl in that villa upandan to shutup she thought it was exempt? He gon’ do it 10 times harder on the outside
#LoveIsland
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Personally, idc if it was a “phase”. Any man that was ever hateful towards dark skin women for being dark skinned is an opp 4evaaa.
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Jessie J is up there with some of the best vocalists in our generation. No cap
Tori Kelly and Jessie J singing “Who You Are” together just added 10 years to my lifespan
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I eat it all on Christmas. I can be a geezer and a bush babe all in one. Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh.
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PE teachers were the funniest because they really let you know who was shit & who was elite at sport. The favouritism has no filter. 😭😂🤣
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Uma did that for Mimii. She just like me. Idc if my friend moved on, let me get her lickback for her
#LoveIsland
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Unpopular opinion: Josh isn’t territorial because he likes Mimii like that. He’s just from South London and doesn’t want to get shegged on National television 😂. It’s his pride he’s worried about.
#LoveIsland
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I would 100% be offended by that physical attraction comment because it was one sided. He didn’t say they aren’t attracted to each other. He said Scott isn’t physically attracted to Catherine. I completely understand Catherine’s reaction.
#LoveIsland
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Being gaslighted breaks your spirit. I’m not even being dramatic when I say that. Long lasting affects. I’m a strong babe but that really is up there with one of the worst experiences ever. More time people aren’t even remorseful for it.
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Danica isn’t selective at all and it truly scares me… she has only denied one man and it’s because he is the same shade as baba suwe
#LoveIsland
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Nah sorry Joey is hilarious LOOOOOL “can’t really tell you if it’s a secret mission?” I’m crying. I hate him but he’s making me laugh
#LoveIsland
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Sorry but they’re getting at Scott for locking things off with Leah for Catherine? Is that what you’re telling me?? LOOOOL AYYY
#LoveIsland
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Uma’s strict boi. She don’t be giving nobody a kiss. She making me feel like I’m easy or something
#LoveIsland
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One of the best freestyles to date in the UK scene. Ridiculously talented. R.I.P Cadet 🙏🏾🌹
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Gyms stay closed but pubs open on the 4th July? Come and see logic. Stella Artois killin ma people.
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Tyrique is SOOOO FUNNY. “Imma take my time and think” , “you’re not getting an answer tonight”. Listen, this is Tyrique’s island and they are all just living in it.
#LoveIsland
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I don’t understand why there are pictures of Richards mum grieving. A grieving mother should be given her privacy at this awful time. My heart is heavy for her 😭🙏🏾💔 RIP Richard Okorogheye 🕊
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Paying influencers to come to your universities is a very wild time to be in LOOOL. I couldn’t even imagine this when I was at uni. Wth are they coming to do?? 🤣😂😂😂
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JOEY SAID MIMII WAS SITTING THERE ON THE FLOOR SEDUCTIVELY. Blood in my eyes. This man is a comedian. You can’t even hate him for too long. Omggg
#LoveIsland
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Men pretending to go on solo holidays because they didn’t post the babe but found imaginary photographers abroad to get them picturesque content for the socials 😂. Do you crooks think the rest of us are slow? 🤣
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I can’t explain it but Jess’ flirts like an aggressive teacher? It’s horrible to watch her try so hard
#LoveIsland
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Nahhhh. How is Lori Harvey with Future at her tender age with all these baby mums? Not one, not two but tousaaands. I couldn’t do it.
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I agree with Uma. Saying somebody else is your type and they look nothing like me is crazy. This is why I don’t understand when you guys come at people for stating “I will only go for men that date women who look like me”
#LoveIsland
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Basing your friendship group on aesthetics and popularity is crazy to me. No depth to the friendship, just popularity and vibes. These are the same “everybody is jealous of me” kinda people. All the best to ya
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Ask a man to be your boyfriend and he will remind you every blessed day. During arguments it will be: “I didn’t ask to be in this relationship.” Father God in Heaven. I’d vomit.
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The realisation of being blocked by a guy is so funny. It’s a bit different. I know somebody gets what I’m trying to say. I can’t explain it but if you know you know 😭😂🤣🤣. Like “fair enough man” sksksksk
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Kaz is doing a great job. You keep up that calm persona and leave the dirty work to us at home
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“ThIs bOy dOesN’t kNoW iM hAvInG hIs bAbIeS
CaNt wAiT To mArRy tHiS bOy
tHis bOy/gIrL dOesN’t kNow hOw mUcH I pRaY fOr ThEm”
Rest.
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Some black men in interracial couples be staring at you as if they’re waiting for you to flog them for it. Brother love who you want, I’m not your enemy. I don’t care 😂
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This is why dark skin people feel like the sudden mass appreciation is CAP.
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Don’t jump me but Scott & Catherine >>> Elon & Catherine. That man looks 30+
I can’t believe I’m rooting for Scott like this omg 😭😂
#LoveIsland
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I don’t really get FOMO ngl. It’s either I want to go or I don’t 😂. It’s quite easy for me tbh.
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This was so beautiful to watch. & Krept was perfect with her. Reassuring, patient, not talking too much. Happy for them man 😩🙏🏾
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Being from East London with a dash of Essex because you’re on the border line gives you the correct balance. Elite. Different kind of class xo
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Nah this is so funny sorry LOOOOL. Me too I’ll play Delulu with my best friend for the storyline
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I love you so much family. Rest in perfect peace my angel ❤️🕊
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LOOOOOL Fantasia is killing me. Sis is thinking wtf is this bruddah doing on my track Sksksksk 🤣
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Nah Eastenders did the most with the visuals. That last shot of Roxy and Ronnie in the pool was iconic. Truly sensational. Art.
#EastEnders
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Announcing that you won’t ever download Houseparty doesn’t make you mature btw. Awon “above it all” merchants. We have heard xo
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I lowkey think our generation get into so many toxic relationships so young because we’re forcing it before our time. As innnn we think we’re grown but we are so inexperienced. Instead of us to just liveeeeee life & enjoy
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Dami and Indiyah genuinely like each other. Their chemistry is undeniable. This the best black love I’ve seen on UK television. I love them
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This is why it’s good to know what you lot look like. I have just found out I was doing cameraman and “yasss girl” at an event for one of the babes who has been cheeky to me unprovoked on here. I can’t believe it LOOOOOL. I was assisting my enemies. Blood in my eyes 🤣😂😂
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No.1 rule in being with me is don’t embarrass me. I swear, this is all I ask. Our names are associated with each other, let’s be guided xo
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Even more reason to do it 🤝
The mandem are saying they’re tired of girls dressing like they’re Neo from the Matrix 😭
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Listennnn The Woman King is an amazing film. 10/10. Best film I’ve watched this year. The actors were incredible.
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Send the bombshells back home. We don’t have time for this. There are bigger issues at hand
#LoveIsland
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Georgia somewhere cheesssinnnngg at this whole Kaz & Josh situation screaming “sHoUlDa sTaYeD wItH mE bAbE cOs iM lOyAL”
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AKON has 9 kids and is living the polyamorous life. Wonders shall never end. How did we not know this? Nigga singing lonelyyyyy Meanwhile he has 9 wives. Blood of Jesus
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Barking has a darkness about it loool. Come like Gotham
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Everyone has that one friend who is an A* personal investigator and would find out everything you need to know and more.That solid CRB check
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Please sir give us the Godly version 🙏🏾🙏🏾😭
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When I picked up my first car I got stuck in traffic on tulse hill and almost reversed back into the car behind me because I hadn’t got my clutch control in check lmao. I was sweating for my life but managed 🤣
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Somebody give this Black King a round of applause. See the way he articulated himself. See his calm approach. How understanding he is. How he listened even though she was wrong. Immediately recognised communication was the issue. You people should take notes
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Bareeeeee girls in relationships will lowkey entertain other men flirting with them because they crave attention. They craved it before you and being with you isn’t enough for them. Be safe Kings
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Rest in perfect peace to the lives lost last year during the massacre in Nigeria. It’s still 🖕🏾 the Nigerian government who are yet to answer to their crimes
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I need me another all-inclusive holiday asap. Cocktails from 10 in the morning. GOD 😫
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Trey Songz really hit the heart with Can’t be Friends. Nigga said “AND I WISH WE NEVER DID IT, AND I WISH WE NEVER LOVED IT, AND I WISH I NEVER FELT SO DEEP IN LOVE WITH YOU & NOW AINT NO WAY WE CAN BE FRIENDS”. Bruvaaaa, triggering souls like no tomorrow 😢💔
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Someone from black twitter is going onto love island. It’s about to be the greatest summer of tv. The sacrificial lamb - you a real wun ❤️ (don’t disgrace us xoxoxox)
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Anyone else feel burnt out? I don’t wanna work anymore.
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Offset is so shameless. So many guys do this & it’s not cute at all. How can a man be gallivanting these streets up an dan up an dan shaming your girl & then come to social media to try & gain sympathy. Fockkk outta here
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Ciaran and Nicole are too defensive. It’s quite offputting. They care too much about everyone’s opinions
#LoveIsland
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Because of twitter I don’t say this shit willy nilly anymore. You people ruin everything 😭🤣
“You’re so annoying”
“I hate you”
“Fight me”
“LOOOOOOOOOL go away”
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Dexta Daps’ wife has the strength of the Black Panther. Me I want to be weak. I don’t want that kind of strength ever xo
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Debating Yewande’s beauty as if she’s a doll with no emotion is wild to me. Pls you people should just be going quietly because she never asked for your opinion. I can only imagine how damaging it must be for her
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I’m sorry for you lot that gave that babe money for that gym. Your gym is in yaba. You’re never seeing it. Godspeed 🙏🏾 xo
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Life was actually sensational when Bryson Tiller Don’t And Tory Lanez Say it was popping. 😭 I was actually in la la land. Everything was perfect. Good times man. Good times
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Kirk Franklin did a Tiny Desk & old school gospel me was so excited to watch 🥺 legend. 15 minutes was too short
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I literally hate when someone is trying to organise something and people are unresponsive in the chat. I think it is so rude and ungrateful. This is why I’ve given up organising anything 😂. You absolutely are not getting that effort out of me.
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Ngl Uncle Grant would’ve put a bullet in Max’s head with no hesitation. Phillip isn’t cut out for this lifestyle anymore
#EastEnders
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Jess has intentionally relayed that conversation incorrectly. Jess is bitter af. That wasn’t a mutual decision. I don’t like Ronnie but he said he does not feel the same lmao. She’s badmind
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LOOOOOL ARABELLAAAA ARE YOU WATCHING THIS !?? OPEN YOUR EARS WELL WELL. Danny didn’t even like you like that beloved xo
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I don’t understand why Jess always runs to Josh to tell him anything that concerns Ayo and Mimii. I don’t like that. What is he supposed to do with that information? Lmfao
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LOOOOOOOOOOL I AM SCREAMING. Josh trying to find an excuse as to why Georgia has is heart racing the most. Wiffidyyyyy wiffiddyy crinkummm crankummm. Listen. Funny af.
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Nahhhhh fiat 500 Are actually impossible to defeat. they just broke up our black kings with no remorse. This is a personal attack. I’m really feeling it.
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OIIIII LOOOOOOL THE WHITE MAKE UP ON AARONS FACE SUMS UP WHAT EVERYBODY THOUGHT OF HIM. I’m crying
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“ThAt’s WhY wE cAn’T pOsT oUr gIrL iN peAce.” Mannnnn shutup. If you lot were patterned & not disgracing your “girl” anyhow then it ain’t no problem & you know it.
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Those are the most solid receipts to ever grace this TL. As innnn there is no coming back from that one. I am in shock
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“Where are you from?”
East London
“Where in East London?”
Barking & Dagenham
“Isn’t that Essex”
It’s both.
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We have red buses, don’t ask me silly questions. That’s just the way it is alright.
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I now understand how Catherine was able to kiss 5 guys in one night. Defo no DLT or Recess, I can tell you that much
#LoveIsland
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That new Burna & Wizkid is delicious 🥺. B.D’OR is a vibe
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The anti DLT Malta videos on TikTok from Christian’s is a bit 🙃 … idk, just sell your ticket and call it a day? What’s all this now😂🤣
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Elitism from people who come from new money is so wild to me because you sef have only just joined the party not too long ago. Be humble
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London on the weekend is really difficult to be spontaneous in. Everything good either has to be booked months before or you have to commute from one side of the city to the other - by then you’ve already lost momentum.
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Samira sis. Time to get to work. Focus. Go and collect this new boy. Whether you like him or not you better make it believable.
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Maura is 28 and I’m trying my hardest to ignore it because agendaaa>>>
But 28 Sksksksk 😂😂😭🤣 sis wants the family money. That fury money
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Theo is stripping Jonny of his masculinity and it's absolutely sensational to watch.
#LoveIsland
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Driving in the sun with good music on blast?? Best feeling 🤌🏾🥰
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