HanktheObese
@HanktheObese3
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MTGO grinder sometimes who likes to play paper tourneys too. Never been to a PT. Have never won an eternal weekend. Did not win Dreamhack Austin 2016.
Austin
Joined February 2023
What is the optimal time to start pregaming before going out on a Saturday night?
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@TexasMike2014 Brutal you would have likely been called off with A10 without the JJ and you actually would have doubled. Always root for you man. Hope your hearts good ❤️
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@RodneyBedell Not cheating. This is Gumby. Or pokey. One of the two. The other is a red horse.
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Another eternal weekend in the books. Great people and magic as always :) I wanted to say something about the promos to top 32. I know there’s been a lot of words about the absence of a painting, but wizards giving the community an extra $60k in promos should get some credit!
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@dwpoker @RolandMTG @foilbug I hate to say it, but me too. Damn expensive taste. Are you playing EW?
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@IamActuallyLvL1 Wait this doesn’t make sense. We don’t need to bluff the lotus being important and force back here, we’d rather just let the lotus absorb the force and have the force up to protect our gameplan?
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@KellyMSocia I think the plot twist would have gagged me harder if you’d added “we love to cuddle” 😂 so glad I graduated before ai because I don’t know if I could have resisted the temptation
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@skylarromines Read this to my Mom (a professional corporate badass for 40 years) and just asked for her impression. She didn’t like the clear dangling carrot of a business relationship for a date, and said it was a bit too forward. Her 2c
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