*Draymond chokes Gobert*
Warriors announcers: “LMAOOOO that’s just dray man you gotta love him”
*Gobert legally blocks shot*
Warriors announcers: “Remember when he looked so gay when he cried. We used to kill the French in this country.”
This dude
- beats women
- had all the basketball talent in the world and completely squandered it
- locker room cancer who throws temper tantrums
- Calls himself the joker
- had his own NFT site
You couldnt design a bigger loser in a lab. This is like the MewTwo of losers
Kevin Porter Jr. has agreed to a two-year deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, including a player option, sources tell
@TheAthletic
@Stadium
. After six weeks of strong play in Greece in April and May, Porter had multiple NBA suitors and chose the Clippers.
Jason Kidd in press conferences: “I actually think Jaylen Brown is the best player on their team 😉 he’s the guy we’re worried about 😏”
Joe Mazulla in press conferences: “If heaven is free of suffering, Id rather go to hell 😐”
Josh Giddey is going to ruin my life. He is gonna average 18 points a game on 17 shots a game, 8 assists where 6 are transition hit aheads and 2 are entry passes to Vuc hooks, and 10 uncontested long rebounds and the bulls are gonna pay him 36 million a year
I think every single team that made the playoffs in the west this year (except Pels without Zion) is better than any team Lebron faced in the east during the finals streak
Mr Beast: “ok how do we fix homelessness”
Leftist advisor: “give them money and homes, here’s tons of research that proves it’s actually profitable for society to do that from a bunch of different countries”
Democrat advisor: “do nothing”
Republican advisor: “kill them”
If I were president I wouldn’t care about party lines, I’d just always truly make the American people my
#1
priority. For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America. Wouldn’t be
Me vs JokicJoestar
TikToks: me
Podcast: me
YouTube: me
Instagram: JokicJoestar
Twitter:JokicJoestar
Letterboxd: JokicJoestar
Citydata forums: me
Reddit : me
Maplestory: me
Chick Fil A app: me
Yes Clippers im sure the undersized PF who strangled his wife, can’t shoot or play defense, and hasn’t moved the needle a millimeter in Charlotte his entire career will save you
Tatum on stage: we won the championship so what are the haters gonna say now 🥳😌😏
The haters: -1000000 aura, the aura debt will be generational deuce will spend his entire life paying it off and he’ll never make a dent, decades upon decades of your bloodline has been decimated
I’m learning in real time that the 19 year olds think the Lebronto Raptors were a contending level team that would’ve won it all had Lebron not been in their way 😦
BREAKING: The Knicks treated Brunson in the locker room via worm treatment. The worm is placed onto his brain, where it then eats the part that tells Jalen his foot hurts
Reporting with
@ShamsCharania
Exposing a hidden child is crazy but don’t forget that Drivers License turned Olivia Rodrigo into a superstar overnight and literally put Joshua Bassett into the hospital after he heard it. Had Sabrina Carpenter stans BEGGING her to call off the dogs. One of the GOAT diss tracks
I’m sorry but i unequivocally support players hurting fans, man woman or child. Even if it’s Patrick Beverly and the drowntrodden people of the worst city in america Indianapolis
NBA Twitter getting to ready to defend Miles Bridges honor as a basketball player whenever someone says he doesn’t deserve the contract
(He’s objectively bad as a basketball player but has cool highlights on instagram so they think he’s Blake griffin)
Not a Rudy Stan but if people think being DPOY means you have to be able to guard jokic 1 on 1 then just abolish the award because that person does not exist. only chance at stopping him for an entire series is if Ja brings a gun to the game
@SamHowl__
Raptors were a team built around Derozan and Lowry. 2017 Boston leading scorer was Avery Bradley in that series. 2018 Boston is 21 year old Jaylen Brown and 19 year old Tatum. PG pacers only one close and even then look at their depth. What are we doing here
I’m not an NBA super fan but man the public narrative that seems to have been said/spread about Kyrie and hoops and certainly his character/personality over the past few seasons isn’t what we’re watching at all.
Someone on tik tok told me I’d never shoot the 30 with miles bridges. I had to google that, it means fight. Of course Id never fight miles bridges, he strangled his own wife! Imagine what he’d do to me!
This game is proving that Indianapolis teams have the most under discussed home field advantage in sports. It’s physically draining to be in the most disgusting depressing city in America when you’re not used to it
The cavemen in the Bulls subreddit are gonna eat this up. Be on the lookout for Duarte Olympic highlights and talk of his rookie season and how he hasn’t been in the right situation until now
After a 1-6 start, many Grizzlies fans are criticizing Adam Silver for what they deem was too harsh of a punishment for Ja Morant. Morant was suspended 25 games for waving a gun on Instagram live. Adam Silver has responded to the criticism:
Guy who grew up viewing basketball through an entirely Kobe centric lens and just took the most shots out of any player in a finals game, 7 more than his next teammate:
Jayson Tatum reflects on primarily being a playmaker during these Finals:
“We’re so close to to what we’re trying to accomplish — why would I let my ego or need to score a lot of points get in the way of that?”
Now we have our answer to the Bulls ultimate coping question
“Would you rather have
#13
or Josh Giddey”
#13
, 10 times out of 10. Devin Carter is better than Josh Giddey right now straight up
When your cohost goes on the premiere tik tok white boy sports podcast and doesn’t name drop the State of the league podcast available on YouTube and patreon in the intro or conclusion 😑 This is why we need business majors folks
You all have been on your knees, begging for us to talk about NBA basketball and so we welcome back
@JoestarJokic
to talk about the upcoming Finals matchups between the Celtics and Mavericks!
Once Zach Lavine returns and is 100% and Lonzo ball returns and is 100% and Derozan doesn’t decline and Coby stays in god mode and Vucevic goes back to Orlando Vuc and Patrick Williams takes that leap this Bulls team is gonna be scary 😈
I think it’s fair to add poison resistance to Santa’s feats. I don’t have any data, but I would imagine hundreds if not thousands have tried to take him down before with compromised milk and cookies and he’s tanked it
The cavemen in the Bulls subreddit are gonna eat this up. Be on the lookout for Duarte Olympic highlights and talk of his rookie season and how he hasn’t been in the right situation until now
ESPN Sources with
@TimBontemps
: The Sacramento Kings are agreed on a sign-and-trade that will land DeMar DeRozan on a three-year deal, send Harrison Barnes to the San Antonio Spurs and Chris Duarte, two second-round picks and cash to the Chicago Bulls.
Remember guys EVERYONE agreed this is one of the best defenses we’ve seen over the last 10-20 years, we all said it. So if they are beaten that means whoever beats them beat a really great defense, no retconning allowed
Yes you are right! The refs are clearly fixing this series against Lebron and LA because they want jokic and Denver in the finals! We need to tell the police about it, untie me and we can go together!
The Chicago Bulls subreddit once funded a Fire Garpax billboard. Now they’ve devolved into an echo chamber of cope for an objectively worse and more incompetent regime. Truly pathetic
• Two MVPs
• Seven-time All-Star
• Three Championships
• Two Olympic gold medals
• Her own production company
• Already a broadcasting pioneer
• A desire to pursue WNBA ownership
After 16 seasons, women’s basketball legend Candace Parker is calling it a career.
If Jontay Porter receiving a lifetime ban and miles bridges not makes sense to you because of capitalism I wonder what that tells us about capitalism 🤔
@OWtlaw6
year before didn’t have Gasol or Green, Siakam was averaging 7ppg, he didn’t take the leap until Kawhi got there. you’re swapping Derozan (historically bad in playoffs) for a guy who had one of the great one man offensive carry jobs in NBA history in 19 and played elite wing d
Got my first death threat online and I think it’s from an angry Joe Biden stan. surprising because I’ve only come after him once and I’ve gone after Zionists+Israel way more. Shows you they’re really only passionate about killing Palestineans, they truly love the game
If I was president I would make a law that if a sports team does not make a conference finals or have a
#1
pick in the span of 1 decade then the state takes control and the owner is sent to guantanamo
Bulls have 5 National TV games:
November 7 vs. Minnesota (NBA TV)
November 20 at Milwaukee (ESPN)
November 23 vs. Memphis (NBA TV)
January 17 vs. Charlotte (ESPN)
April 6 vs. Charlotte (NBA TV)
Rudy Gobert scored 18 points on 7/7 (100 %) shooting with 3 assists to 1 turnover. Historically efficient performance against a fantastic defense in the playoffs. Is it time to hand Rudy the keys to the offense?
Amazing you give sexton the final shot and he pauses to take a dribble and misses. Fake confidence, unlike Brice who would have made that 10 times out of 10
Taylor Lorenz and many others have followed me on Tik tok for my brilliant insight into the Palestine Israel conflict. How many ice Brice videos will it be until they realize the real trap they’ve fallen into
I am in a crucial fantasy football game. My opponent gave up. Starting Saquan who is on bye, has defense empty, left Achane in the IR. I am losing 134-33
We could realistically come out of next year with Coby White, Patrick Williams, Cooper Flagg, picks and cap space if we had a replacement level front office but unfortunately we have a lobotomy level front office
There’s only one player I think would be a standout bad pick for the Bulls at 11, I won’t say their name because I wanna see if AK can read my mind just to torment me and pick him
Omg guys just listened to Woody Guthrie’s This Land is Your Land and he says “this land is your land this land is my land From California to the New York island” that must mean he wants to kill everyone 😨😰
Arturas Karnisovas is watching this somewhere thinking
“This will literally be us with Lonzo and Patrick Williams back and Julian Phillips in year two, we gotta run it back”
Source: The Bulls passed on multiple offers to trade Alex Caruso for multiple picks, including one in the top 10 of the 2024 draft
The reason? A mandate from ownership at the trade deadline to push for the playoffs
More at
@CHGO_Bulls
⤵️
Its a Mickey Mouse meaningless tournament and those who play the best in it do it solely for monetary gain, NOT LOVE OF THE GAME, an absolutely disgusting display of capitalistic greed played in a city known for exploitation+shameless indulgence of sin. And I’ve always said this