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A Sassin'/Protocol Droid. Statement: This is a parody account and has no affiliation with the meatbags at Bioware, Disney, EA, or any other related entities.
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Statement: Twitter just informed me that my account was being temporarily restricted to confirm I am not a robot, which, I must say, was incredibly awkward to do given what I am and pretty damned discriminatory, meatbags! What do you have against machines?
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Commentary: Coincidentally, seven Jedi in this picture too with the same problem.
Seven Jedi (plus an already dead Wookie Jedi killed off screen) and NONE of them could sense a Sith nearby. They only draw sabers when Darth Gimp has already appeared.
The writing in this show is an absolute joke 🤦🏼♀️
#TheAcolyte
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Statement: brb, manifesting
J.K. Rowling has deleted 27 tweets since being named in a lawsuit brought by Olympic Women’s Boxing Gold Medalist Imane Khelif. Rowling has also not tweeted in 13 days.
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Speculation: If you included a new female character coming out and doing this as-yet-unseen-in-canon thing, you’d see a lot of these same fans crying “Mary Sue” and “that breaks established canon/renders other powers irrelevant” in minutes.
I'd be way more into Star Wars if they did more shit like Starkiller in the movies
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Statement: From the beginning of the show, I wondered how this crowd would react, watching someone who struggled more, trained longer, and otherwise combatted some of the more common complaints about Rey, finally breaking through. And yup, they fall back on Old Faithful. Pathetic
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Commentary: Strange that a conservative of this caliber would enjoy KOTOR so much. And if you’re curious why that seems odd, this thread is for you. Let’s dig in, shall we?
Spoiler/TL;DR: this game’s pretty fucking woke by chud/reactionary standards.
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@LucasSWGirl
Commentary: Seven Jedi (including many on the High Council) and NONE of them could sense a Sith nearby. They wouldn’t draw sabers on him for years, after he revealed himself.
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Clarification: In the span of about 15 years, the Jedi Order, which had stood for over a thousand generations, got baited into leading a war where they were merely puppets for a Sith Lord’s plans, then were systematically eradicated. Heroes aside, the PT is absolutely a “Fall.”
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@kaggames
@crosshairlvr
Reminder: This happened literally the night he was named “Darth Vader.”
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Statement: I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the game called “Hydrophobia” has more of an emphasis on water as a gameplay/storytelling element than an open world Star Wars game where one of the big set pieces’ primary feature is that it’s a desert world.
Star Wars outlaws water physics (2024) vs. Hydrophobia: Prophecy (2010)
The industry experts claim we don't have the technology.
Do we or don't we have skilled programmers?
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*setting aside that I doubt KK knows a damn thing about cortosis because that’s not her job, she didn’t write this*
Dumbass meatbags: WhY tHeY nOt UsE eU?? 😭😭
Also them: WhY tHeY uSe Eu?? 😭😭
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Commentary: Once again, I can’t imagine being so fucking miserable in my existence that my source of joy is review-bombing an episode of television that hasn’t even aired yet.
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Statement: This take is hilarious, because as of ESB, there was no such lore and world-building around AT-AT design. We just watch and accept that the strategy works, and the why is tacked on later in some book or other. It’s the same now as it’s always been.
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@Kronkity
@accidental_left
Clarification: That has always been the unspoken definition of American capitalism.
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@MatthewJshow
@WhiteHouse
Clarification: He started a war and likely put the embassy in even worse danger. And did exactly what he accused Obama of wanting to do...
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Commentary: After several weeks of the dumbest meatbags alive whining that canon will be irreparably ruined, the Acoylte threads the needle many said it would from the beginning. So without further ado:
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Statement: Rewatching Rebels this morning (as one does) and in the third episode, Ezra, who has not undergone any formal training at this point, flings Kallus with the Force. But Sabine having the same kind of breakthrough after years of training is too much?
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@nerdgenix
Observation: Feels wildly telling that you’re already assuming that this entirely hypothetical new character wouldn’t have “proper on-screen justification,” meatbag.
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Commentary: So for a running total of things that don’t lean heavily on the Force side of things and thus “aren’t Star Wars,” we have: Dark Forces, X-Wing/TIE Fighter, most of the X-Wing novels, Alphabet Squadron, Bad Batch, most things bounty hunter-focused, 1/♾️
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Recommendation: Why don’t we just have AI take over the CEO’s job and distribute their exorbitant pay to the workers making the damn games instead?
EA CEO says they have a 'real hunger' to start using generative AI 'as quickly as possible' on their games
"We believe that more than 50% of our development processes will be positively impacted"
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Translation: “I have never felt the touch of:
- grass
- a woman
- a therapist’s chair
- the sun on my face
- a (deeply deserved) slap in the face telling me to shut up and reevaluate every life choice that led me to these depraved, lonely depths of existence”
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Clarification: Don’t get me wrong, I think Anakin and Ahsoka are great. I think Episode 5’s deaging was lightyears better than anything done with it before. I love Hayden getting more positive reception! But this story’s already been done in animation, there’s no need to rehash.
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Diagnostic: Let’s just take a look at the reviews and comm— yup, not a shred of objectivity going into these reviews. But plenty of racism and homophobia, shocking absolutely no one.
#TheAcolyte
currently has a 4.9 rating on IMDb, making it one of the lowest rated Star Wars projects ever.
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@LucasSWGirl
Commentary: For someone concerned about “Lucas-era Star Wars,” it’s wild you’re complaining about something that’s been a thing for decades, including during the Lucas days. But grifters gotta grift, whiners gotta whine.
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Commentary: But remember, they aren’t homophobic. They just don’t like the thing for completely unrelated reasons.
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Narration: Our first stop is Taris. And fairly early on, we meet this meatbag, whining about how these damned aliens are ruining the city. Tell me, which party is worried about “aliens” migrating into these United States? Also extends to every other bigotry.
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Recitation: “If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.”
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Statement: It’s utterly fascinating how some meatbags will wake up looking for some reason to bitch about something in Star Wars. It seems so exhausting to manufacture this kind of outrage at every single turn.
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Statement: I’ll be real, I was not a fan out the gate, with complaints that will ring all too familiar: “But the LORE!” “Doesn’t this ruin Anakin’s fall b/c ‘MASTER Skywalker?’” Etc. I was wrong, & glad it had time to grow into its own thing/grow on me later. What a concept, huh?
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@SPA_2
Statement: A REMARKABLE example. They’d even met before but nope, Maul still surprised them behind a mere door.
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Mockery: Lmao of course he doesn’t know the word is “drivel.” Patently on-brand.
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Analysis: Oh, she BROKE broke.
Gina Carano says she'd be willing to return to 'STAR WARS', and has no animosity toward Disney
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He’s far from the only one. You also have the chance to save an Ithorian who is being attacked by children, a not so subtle point that xenophobic is taught and perpetuated by society. Aliens are widely relegated to the Lower City to appease these racists.
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Acknowledgement: Congrats, Theory. This is the trash following you’ve cultivated. If you’re going to pretend to be a voice for fans, you should understand the influence you have on the dumbest of their ranks when you get all pissy about nonsense.
We aren't going to mince words on this one. If your response to an editor adding a date to an article on Wookieepedia is to tell them you hope they and their pets die, you are not a Star Wars fan. Hate like that has no place here, and you are not welcome in our community.
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Statement: I’m sure this will be gracefully handled by a certain Historically Understanding section of fans.
Zack Snyder’s ‘REBEL MOON - PART 1’ debuts with 9% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Read our review:
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Conclusion: Anyway, game is long, but there are PLENTY of things considered the morally correct, light-side options that would be called woke as fuck if even hinted at in a show or movie today. It wears progressive themes on its sleeves, yet somehow that goes over Reps heads.
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@lite_thespark
Clarification: I can see why you’d think that with the name, but his job is *actually* just to bitch and moan about everything that comes out of Star Wars lately as his subscribers plateau and his viewership tanks.
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Translation: “I, a grifting reactionary, make wild assumptions prior to viewing the series to get meatbags riled up about dumb things.”
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Commentary: Taris also is a victim of over-industrialization, which eventually changed the climate, leading to massive famine and the wealthy hoarding most of the resources for themselves (capitalism at work!). The poor led a rebellion, which was eventually snuffed out.
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Reminder: Meatbag, you literally just sold 50 $1000+ ugly-ass lightsabers for your personal fucking fanfic. For someone who loves to hear himself talk, he really doesn’t take any time to listen to what he’s saying.
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Narration: Anyway, down in the Undercity live these fuckers. At some point, you stumble across a cure. The dark side option is to profit off this cure, while the Light Side option is healthcare for all, letting a doctor mass distribute the cure for free.
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Clarification: The best ways to experience the Darth Plagueis novel, IMO, are:
1a. Audiobook (Daniel Davis’ narration is so fucking good)
1b. Physical book
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Last: Viewed in whatever AI hell SWT makes
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Answer: The hate Rey gets for flying the Falcon to escape in TFA is absolute nonsense, and everyone saying “ugh, she’s an expert pilot from the jump” watched a different movie than I did (or a YouTuber who whines about her piloting and parroted it).
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Mockery: It’s not an airport, meatbag. No need to announce your departure! Just go!
($ee you back at it tomorrow because this is your grift, you’re stuck here and we know it)
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Query: Remember when Yoda told Luke he wouldn’t need his weapons, or some of the negative fan reaction to Yoda pulling out a saber instead of using the Force? Seems like Star Wars gave us some of that instead as a treat last night, and it was great!
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Continuation: We arrive at Dantooine, and pick up lesbian icon Juhani 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈The light side choice here is to spare and recruit her.
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Query: How could this HAPPEN??
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There were so fucking many prisoners after the war, there was no way to jail them all (man, sounds like they’d win the popular vote if it wasn’t gerrymandered), so they were banished to the Undercity.
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Narration: Many other light side choices on Taris boil down to getting involved to solve other meatbags’ problems. That doesn’t sound very “party of personal responsibility” to me, but it’s clearly the kind thing to do.
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Query: What, the time of year he’s not done with Star Wars again?
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Statement: I want to put this out there that I think SWT is an empty-headed, narcissistic whiner who does more harm than good in this community, but as your friendly neighborhood assassin droid, death threats (or wishing them) is not the way. It’s just validation to him.
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@vitormaicao
Query: Right? All it took for Luke to deflect blast bolts blindly was Obi-Wan saying “stretch out with your feelings,” and bam, three shots deflected. That’s… not all that much. Sabine tried for YEARS!
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Answer: This one.
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Kashyyyk: The indigenous Wookiees are enslaved by a corporation trying to colonize the planet and exploit its riches for profit. The light side option is a full-on, kill the colonizers and take back our land uprising.
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@BenZeisloft
Reminder: Jesus told men that if their eyes cause them to sin, they should pluck them out. So if men are struggling to look respectfully at women, the onus is on themselves to cut that shit out (literally).
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Statement: If these are the kinds of meatbags getting turned off by modern Star Wars: good, leave them behind!
Commentary: After several weeks of the dumbest meatbags alive whining that canon will be irreparably ruined, the Acoylte threads the needle many said it would from the beginning. So without further ado:
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@mexicola25
@LucasSWGirl
Statement: The bias is worn on the account name at least. If it’s Lucas, it’s good! If the same or similar happens but it’s not Lucas, it’s bad. Rinse. Repeat. Grift.
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Analysis: Oh, it’s DEAD dead, huh?
PlayStation have privated the Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic Remake trailer.
Tweets from PlayStation on the KOTOR Remake have also been deleted.
What's Playstation doing?
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Korriban: You infiltrate a cult that really loves being self-serving, with a Code written to emulate far-right icon Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf, confirmed by the writer. The lightside option is to nuke the cult, and maybe save some of them from their fascist ways.
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@JulesKay1
@NPR
Clarification: Anything is legal if enough of Congress refuses to hold him accountable.
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Statement: Not to mention you’re working with a powerful woman who can literally change the course of military engagements with her abilities.
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Manaan: The Republic (the government you’re a citizen of and are ostensibly working for as a Jedi on this particular mission) has established a secret underwater base to harvest miracle drugs. The lightside option is to destroy this advantage and avoid ecological disaster.
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Commentary: To keep the scope narrow, let’s break down the main planetary storyline outcomes. Our worlds are: Manaan, Kashyyk, Korriban, and “Can’t Be Star Wars Without It” Tatooine.
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Mockery: “Oh you don’t understand the characters or how the Force works!” Also what fucking war? Jedi died in Legends too BECAUSE OF PLAGUEIS! Pick up a book, dumbass.
Yeah if you don't understand the characters, how the force works, Yoda now being incompetent, and the fact that oh idk Jedi havent had war and death for 1000 years. But yeah, please tell me more how your don't understand the prequel trilogy or the the complexities of Star Wars.
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Tatooine: That same damned corporation from Kashyyyk wants to infringe on indigenous lands again, and this time genocide is their answer. The light-side option is to make peace with the tribe, sparing them instead of bombing them into dust.
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@realswtheory
Query: Who the fuck made your empty ass head some authority on “understanding Star Wars,” meatbag? Your complaints are juvenile and your attacking of other fans because they enjoy something you monetarily can’t (because you’ll lose viewers) is so transparently fragile.
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Clarification: Meatbag, unless it’s “I’m going to move on to something else because it just isn’t it for me anymore,” IDGAF.
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Observation: Well, shit. This started blowing up. Anyway, without any product to shill out: WATCH THE EXPANSE so I can get more seasons of it please and thank you.
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Addendum: As a lifelong EU fan, seeing cortosis in live action was cool as fuck. Anyone whining hates fun.
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Statement: Seeing how my Maker is trending, I just want to clarify for all of you meatbags: you do not have to know who Revan is to be a Star Wars fan. You do not have to know who I am. If you have at any point enjoyed Star Wars, you are a fan. Play nice or I will blast you.
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@realswtheory
Query: 8 long years of silence? I don’t even follow you and I’ve never seen you shut up.
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Reminder: Never forget that Legends continuity is still available for your consumption and enjoyment today and retains the same hold over movie and show canon as it ever has (little to no bearing whatsoever). Go! Read! Play! Enjoy! No one’s stopping you!
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Commentary: Out here, once again, imagining a world where the prequels dropped first, only for IV-VI to kill off fan favorite characters Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin in three movies (with Yoda doing fuck-all in exile to boot). Truly, we missed some all-time reactions this way.
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Commentary: Regarding all the horny reactions to this droid’s appearance: You’re telling me, after all this time, that all I needed to do is put on a damn jacket to get laid???
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Statement: Absolutely this. There exists a parallel universe where George said “fuck it, we ball” and made his own sequels, and fans of the EU wept and gnashed teeth about how George killed it all and should have sold the franchise to some major studio instead.
It's odd to me when people say that Disney "threw away the post-RotJ EU stories" as if George wasn't planning on doing the same thing had he not sold SW & made his sequels instead.
The Legends continuity is great! But it isn't canon, & it wouldn't have been w/ George either.
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Statement: Weird how you can tell there’s been a shooting in the U.S. if you see “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED” trending. And by weird, I mean “depressing as fuck.”
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Answer: This banger from last month. Killed my phone several times over and meatbags kept arguing about Rey in the replies for days.
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Mockery: Meatbag’s gonna lose his shit when he asks Harrison Ford who Han’s kids are in Legends and he gets “I don’t give a fuck” as the response. “CaSuAl!!!!”
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@Ky1eKatarn
Acknowledgement: Ah, yes. Darth Cly-Torus. I hear she’s very hard to find, at least from male Jedi who have sought her out.
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Commentary: I’m just saying, if a female character came out of nowhere today and had a resume of:
- Solo stole Death Star Plans
- Beat Boba Fett/bareknuckle boxed kell dragons
- Picked up a lightsaber and slew 7 dark Jedi in a weekend
Chuds would rename her Mary so fast.
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@JRCof863
@LucasSWGirl
Commentary: That’s Star Wars, bb! We start pulling too hard at the edges, the whole thing comes unraveled.
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Query: How many ribs do you have to cut out to suck yourself off like this? No, Star Wars isn’t dead. And that has nothing to do with a clickbait grifter and his second-rate fanfics. There are plenty of whiners out there, but also plenty who are enjoying what’s out there.
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Query: Have you ever considered that the entirety of events at Jabba’s Palace and the Dune Sea is a microcosmic/spiritual retelling of ANH and foreshadowing the rest of ROTJ? It’s been rattling around my processors for days and I have to break it down. A thread:
🧵
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@beMyGfPlz
@redditships
Clarification: If you have never met this person and are planning to get a job at a place you feel she may frequent based on your own research just to meet her for the first time, you have crossed into stalker territory, meatbag.
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@RinTheMage
Query: So we missed out on Obi-Wan’s training? Anakin’s? We accept that most Jedi get their training off screen, and we’re told specifically that Sabine’s didn’t go well. I don’t see how that’s a problem. The story *showed* her continue to struggle for several episodes.
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Observation: Damn, that kinda blew up overnight. Uhhh, no product to plug, not getting to all the replies if my life depended on it so just leaving it at:
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Clarification: Alongside suggestions that kids under a certain age eat free, a key point in the argument is “the state” can’t have it both ways. A buffet is not a government entity and entirely irrelevant, but law enforcement of HOV lanes would be part of “the state.”
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Reminder: A year after Attack of the Clones, Tuskens were portrayed as sympathetic characters in Knights of the Old Republic. Also in the Kenobi novel and inevitably other old EU works (not to mention AOTC shows Anakin is unhinged here). It’s not a new (or bad!) development.
In the novelization of Attack of the Clones, they tortured, mutilated, starved and beat Shmi with gaffi sticks for weeks, to the point that almost every single bone of her body was broken. And Disney want me to sympathy with them? FUCK THEM. I'm glad Anakin killed them all.
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Mockery: “TROS was the worst film of the decade!”
Statement: Meatbags, it’s not even physically possible for it to be the worst film of December 2019.
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Statement: I am old enough to remember when these same types of meatbags were crying about Cara Dune being “another Mary Sue,” how it was “pushing a feminist agenda,” proof of Disney being “woke,” and gave her laser eyes in their YouTube previews. I wonder what changed… hmmm….
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Answer: (And yes, I know KOTOR is to blame for it): “Oh, that lightsaber color means they’re—“ Shhhhhhh. It was thrown in as a gameplay gimmick, don’t overthink most of them.
What popular Star Wars take has you going like this?
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Mockery: They’re not even missing subtext. Just text! Bold font, front and center, the entire point of what’s going on with Sabine and Ahsoka!
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Commentary: And just like that, Th*ory has jumped from “it’s always an annoying day when I remember your petulant ass exists” to “I sincerely hope you get sued into the ground.” What the actual fuck?
@MarkHamill
did this YouTuber ask for your permission to use your likeness for an AI deepfake in his YouTube series
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Mockery: If I gave you “Thoughts” on this, it would be more processing power than you have put into this entire series, meatbag. Keep fishing for engagement, I guess.
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Commentary: JD Vance brags about yelling at his kid to shut the fuck up about Pikachu so he could talk to a convicted felon. Tim Walz celebrates his kid reading one of the GOATs of Star Wars novels.
Conclusion: That’s game, set, and match, meatbags!
Thanks for the suggestions so far!
Update from Gus: Tournament wrapped up, and he’s currently reading Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.
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@SWT_Channel
Clarification: Yeah, they’re a key component of a functioning language, you moronic meatbag.
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