Grace Schmitz
@HGraceSchmitz
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Cat slave, winter lover, curler, smoker of meats, proud Michiganian, research dev/admin pro @michigantech, and @hri_mtu manager. Opinions are my own. She/her
Calumet, MI
Joined April 2014
@jdpereira I once ratted out my sister for wrenching the acoustic foam off of our giant early 1990s TV. When my mom came into the room, my sister started fake crying and pointed at her twin, my brother, who actually started crying. That's when I decided I didn't want to be a lawyer.
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My mom gave me the @MurderSmall Coloring Book for Christmas! I think I'll color "Cheer Up, Bitch" with Pocket Robin first (tweet tweet), but Friendly the German Shepherd and body part finding best friend will be next 😍🥰 @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny
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I've been doing a lot of genealogy work on my Dad's side of the family, especially about the #Dodgers. I made some really great connections and apparently my inquiries made it to Cousin Dickie, who sent me this. Best read in James Gandolfini's voice.
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Another monster proposal out the door, another night of staring off into space worrying that I screwed up a data table and missed it on my 7000th review. We did it! And my eyelid twitch is now permanent! @carynheldt @petelarsen
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This is chaotic good in case anyone needs an example.
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I haven't seen a perfect roast in a hot minute, but this is perfect.
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This made me SO happy I'm embarrassed by how happy it made me, so now I must go pray. @WeirdMedieval @GoingMedieval
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RT @HGraceSchmitz: Two things; Party Up by DMX is absolutely the best music choice for a floor routine and second, this is now my favorite…
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@postoctobrist Whacking someone in the face with a tire jack when they left their child or pet in a hot car isn't a crime if you can convince a judge that you were aiming for their car window.
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The comments are pretty revolting. I don't care for Biden, but he did devote his life to public service and did the best he could, which is more than I can say for the Orange One, who has only ever been interested in himself 😒
My heart is breaking for President Biden. If the rumors are true, let’s be compassionate. A good man who has devoted his life to serving his country. Regardless of your party, this is a human moment. This is as tough as it gets.
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@reynoldsgareth I had this stuck in my head for four days and will now probably have the god damn Ducktales theme song bashing around in my head for the next four. Thanks a lot GARETH.
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My big silly cat LOVES plastic bags, but she loves paper bags even more; they make the crinkle noise she likes and double as a fort. She is utterly euphoric over the three I got at the local food co-op 😂😂😂 #cats #CatsOfTwitter #siberiancat
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