Figured i'd post somethin too cuz my kids won't stop pestering me .... thanks to
@CltteSPofficial
there's no reason to hide my freaking face anymore๐ฉ๐ฉ
The best part about getting horribly injured or goin' to therapy is that i can always see my Byron๐งก๐งก!! Cuz he's my doctor!!๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐
Someone please tell
@byronSPmedicine
to stop sendin me shirtless pics every morning. It's REALLY hard for me to focus on my work as I keep finding myself staring at 'em again and again. Thanks
Just realized I hit five freakin hundred followers. It wasn't from all my.... shenanigans with Byron, was it??
ANYWAY, 500 FOLLOWERS MEANS A 5% DISCOUNT ON ALL GIFT SHOP ITEMS GO BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN UNTIL THE DEAL ENDS IN 12 HOURS๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค!!!!!
Hey Byron mio tesoro can you take care of the kids while I'm gone?? I promised to hangout and do a quick photoshoot with Lola today๐๐ Okay love you mio amore๐งก๐งกmio marito sexy๐งก๐งกbaby๐งก๐งกboo boo bear๐งก๐งกguance dolci๐งก๐งกcutie patootie๐งก๐งกmy king๐งก๐งกmio unico e solo๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก
I AM. NO L ONG.E R CALM๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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@CltteSPofficial
Stop babysitting Bonnie. You two keep trashing the ENTIRE GIFT SHOP within SECONDS. S E C O N D S. THIS PLACE ISN'T YOUR LITTLE STUNT STAGE OKAY???? DO YOU WANT ME TO SUE STU??????????????๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Once I get home I'm gunna organize another meetin with Starrman. We're gunna establish a new rule: ANYONE who doesn't pair their freakin RENT, BILLS, TAXES, ETC. in the span of 24hrs will pay a visit to the Starr Park County Jail. IM NOT PLAYING I WANT MY DAMN MONEY ON TIME
Hey Byron mio tesoro can you take care of the kids while I'm gone?? I promised to hangout and do a quick photoshoot with Lola today๐๐ Okay love you mio amore๐งก๐งกmio marito sexy๐งก๐งกbaby๐งก๐งกboo boo bear๐งก๐งกguance dolci๐งก๐งกcutie patootie๐งก๐งกmy king๐งก๐งกmio unico e solo๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG ODIO LA MIA VITA!!!!!! I HATE EVERYTHING I CANT TAK.E IT ANY.MORE UC.CIDETEMI UCCI DETEMI UCC IDETEMI WHEN IS MY 6 PACK STARRBURST ORDER ARRIVING I NEED ALCOHOL !!!!!!!!!!
600 likes ........... ALL of the brawlers are gunna see this and think we have some kinda thing goin on ........ thanks a freakin LOT๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
To all the FREAKS who keep comin' into MY STORE and keep suggestin' we add CARD PAYMENT, I've decided I'm gunna install ATMs instead so you can get your goddamn CASH outta them!! I don't do....digital currency.๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
I promised my brother I'd stop by his restaurant today, but had to cancel... Not cuz of my broken foot, but cuz me and Byron are goin to a resort today for an "extra special" therapy session! Scusa!!๐๐๐
At Byron's right now waitin for him to finish packin for the resort, and.... Every single book he's packed so far is a potion recipe book?? Does he just read those in his free time or what???
@CltteSPofficial
DOOOOOOONT DO ANY STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANNA HAVE TO CALL THE COPS ON MY OWN DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my meeting with my boss is in 2 days
@byronSPmedicine
i know I don't normally do this but I think I'm hyperventilating can you please come over if you have time .
Once I get home I'm gunna organize another meetin with Starrman. We're gunna establish a new rule: ANYONE who doesn't pair their freakin RENT, BILLS, TAXES, ETC. in the span of 24hrs will pay a visit to the Starr Park County Jail. IM NOT PLAYING I WANT MY DAMN MONEY ON TIME
Byron told me he likes to file his....fangs?? Apparently it's because they hurt like hell when he accidentally bites his own tongue, but I've never seen him complain about sumn like that once....
@CltteSPofficial
Absolutely NOT. I don't need a third kid let alone a TODDLER runnin' around in my shop. Babysittin her once a week is fine but you can't do this EVERY DAY Coletteโน๏ธ
I was on my way to the bank but some invisible force shoved me down a hill and I BROKE MY FOOT!!!!!!!๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก Can someone PLEASE contact Byron?? I'll be busy filing a LAWSUIT in the meantime๐ค๐ค๐ค
@CltteSPofficial
DID YOU EVEN REAAAADDD WHAT I JUST SAID YOU MONSTER๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
@BringerOfBats
I'll admit that some of the things she's done were just typical Colette. But stealing my money is UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
@RTStarrParkk
Clearly an impersonator. No idea how this FAKE made their way into your contacts, but the real Starrman talks overly polite and always ends his texts with a smiley. (screenshot from my son)
@TopFrantaFanta
@JunkyardXKrulis
OKAY okay, I'll admit settin up the fake charity was a terrible decision, but I REALLY needed the money... Don't believe anything else you see in the news or on the internet though I'm 100% legit and would never scam or lie to anyone and whoever opposes me will get sued๐!