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Avid fan of the NFL, Bears, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, moviegoing and all things hard rock & heavy metal. I always look very serious but I'm ROTFLMAO inside.

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Let’s see your “summary of the 2023 Chicago White Sox season” in a gif #WhiteSox #Southside #108ing #ChangeTheGame #ChangeTheOwner
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@GridAssassin
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Props to Ron Harper for trying to make an awful situation a little bit better for Thelma Krause.
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@burgos_dominick There is SOME truth to this, but grown ass people have to own up to their own lack of class.
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@wochnick OK, they were booing the dead guy, which changes nothing.
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@realDonaldTrump The Dow Jones was 7,949 when Obama took office and 19,732 when he left. This was under the last Democratic presidency, so it increased by ~2.5 times. Send me a memo when you increase the Dow Jones to 49,330, which is 2.5 times like it did under Obama.
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We all know the @ChicagoBears are so comical at QB... have you caught their all time receiving leader? #BearDown !
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Hell ya.... Anthony Miller with the quick feet, elusive moves and soft hands! Sorry EJax. @AnthonyMiller_3 won that one. Competition makes everybody better. #BearDown !
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Whatever I thought of Kyle Shanahan, I think even less after Steve Wilks came up ONE stop from winning the Super Bowl. He lost 2 starters in the game. Genius Shanahan needed to score a TD in OT & folded like a cheap lawn chair. I wish continued misery to Cpt. Flat Bill Cap!
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@TMZ Private jet? And she has no money?
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Cody Parkey leaving O’Hare Airport last night #BearDown !
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@markgrotesports Grobber is grinning from heaven
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You can’t make this shit up. Jason Garrett told his team to #BearDown at halftime. #CowboysSuck
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@_MarcusD3_ Looks like the kind of respect given a substitute teacher.
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Who is that man! Trubisky to #TitusDavis #BearDown !
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At the Bellagio, the Bears are the NFC favorites at 3/1 and tied with the Patriots at 6/1 to win it all #BearDown !!
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@DarrenBaileyIL Ulysses says it best.
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@mfstern @HoodlumRIP I think that was the joke.
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@ProFootballTalk My analytics say he should have been fired WELL before going 3-36-1.
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I’ve wasted a few minutes looking for the Sheldon Rankins injury FOX refuses to show.
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@SethAbramson Ya, we look to religious advice and guidance from him.
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@wulfy I agree, but I won't indict the Bulls fan base, or Chicago fans - as is being done on social media - for a few thousand idiots.
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@EllenBarkin He’s good friends with Patriots owner Robert Kraft too.
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@GridAssassin
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You can have all your Trubisky, Butkus, Sayers & Urlacher jerseys down at #BearsCamp . This morning we roll with the most underrated and entertaining Bears of all time. A great player & a better person. The greatest unpaid team ambassador ever: Mr #DougBuffone ! #55 #BearDown !
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@frank07093 @ScottWalker #Priceless Thoughts and prayers on your irrelevance, Scott.
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@RexChapman Wait til Texas goes blue. She won’t be happy. It’s coming.
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Get the word out, in JD’s honor. No 11 year old boy should have to go through what young Parker has. Let’s help the little guy out. I for one can’t wait to see him play baseball or football down the road! Parker's Fund
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@OzzieGuillen @MLBNetwork Their MLB pundits and producers really choked on this one. You’re the best Ozzie, thanks again for ‘05! #WhiteSox
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@Super70sSports No second three peat without him.
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@realDonaldTrump Ok interim President Bankruptcy
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@GridAssassin
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Thank you so much to the @Scorpions ! You rocked the house in Chicago! You NEVER disappoint and you ALWAYS bring the energy!!
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@duds14 @wochnick Krause came here after Jordan was here. Rod Thorn was gifted #23 thanks to Portland. He made a number of great moves as a GM, highlighted by trading for Pippen, firing Collins for Phil, and it took real stones to trade Oak for Cartwright. The Perdue trade for Rodman? 👏
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A future Packer, Lion and Viking in the background.
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#Bears HC Matt Eberflus: at the Senior Bowl (watching DL)
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@ProFootballTalk As Florio has said for years, NFL Network and NFL Media is propoganda, not actual news
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@richarddeitsch I think they should ask ND’s Jaylon Smith who didn’t sit out a few years ago & tore his ACL in a bowl game. Being there one for his teammates, coach & fans cost him almost $19M in guaranteed money on his rookie deal. Christian McCaffrey sat out so no football love for him I guess
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@ProFootballTalk Unless you hired Matt Nagy, who’s about to hire his third D-Coordinator after 3 years ...and his offense sucks.
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@GridAssassin
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Great to see our guy @PeanutTillman on @NFLonFox today! #BearDown !!
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@CRoumeliotis @The1Tab That’s what teammates are for. Chicago will be a free agency destination after they see how magical this kid is and the mentality of his teammates.
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@thecheckdown
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That Deandre to Deshaun option play looked familiar. 👀
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Despite being 41 pounds lighter, 5'6" rookie RB Tarik Cohen holds his own vs 6'3" rookie LB Alex Scearce #BearDown !
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Can Ray Lewis fast forward his speech to the part about his full length fur coat soaked in the blood of two dead guys?
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4.7 magnitude earthquake in NJ/NY - could be felt in Philly and Boston. Thanks, Joe Biden - never had one under Trump - just a global pandemic and insurrection. 😜
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Why did the Bears draft Cole Kmet? #BearDown
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@dallasspencer97 @RapSheet Mayock didn’t hire him.
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@BradBiggs You spelled Jaylon Johnson wrong.
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@MichaelDavSmith Wow, Coach Nick got depantsed, and he sounds like sour grapes
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@ProFootballTalk All but Chiefs homers or folks that bet on KC know he was.
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And so it shall be #BearDown !
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Let's all remember Brett Favre's final NFL snap. #BearDown !!
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Trubisky to Cohan #BearDown !
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Let’s give Lovie Smith some credit for finally beating the Colts in his last game of the season. #BearDown ! #DaBears !
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Chester William Coppock was a great self promoter and broke a lot of ground for today’s sportsradio hosts in Chicago. RIP to the Big Rock Candy Mountain! Say hi to Doug and Norm!
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@perlmutations It’s the essence of a participation award.
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@AdamSchefter I don’t think an NFL team would draft 7 pitchers.
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@GregWilliams28 @BearsDieHardFan They don’t need JSN. They need Paris this year and then MHJ next draft.
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For those keeping track at home, Khalil Mack, Roquan Smith and Ryan Poles all won the same number of playoff games this season. Zero!!! #BearDown !!
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@HematianJanet @YKleinHalevi Democrats respect democracy, that’s the difference. You can suckle upon authoritarianism all you’d like - that’s your choice.
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Actually, Obama brought the stock market back. Send me a memo when Trump grows it to a higher cumulative percentage, #Trumpkin
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Taylor Gabriel is still quick, undersized and useful in this offense. #BearsCamp #QuickVideos #BearDown !
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@BradBiggs They collaborated in their last public walk
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@Super70sSports The Warriors
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Well... I made it another spin around the sun. And this year I honor good ole #55 , Doug Buffone. #BearDown !
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@cmclymer How is that ‘freedom’ or not ‘government overreach’ ? Two things that are supposed rallying cries for the GQP.
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RIP Grobber, a Chicago original. So much sports history knowledge, extremely dedicated to his craft and so appreciative of his listeners at WLS with Larry Lujack, then #SteveDahl and then for a long run down the homestretch at @670TheScore
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@olin_kreutz He got schnookered by a fake Ian Rapaport account
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@EmmaVigeland @LilYumper He doesn’t hold public office, he’s not obligated to give daily updates on jack shit.
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@670TheScore They just got a brand new stadium about 30 years ago. Start a GoFundMe
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@AmandiOnAir @IvankaTrump Like totally, for sure...
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@SusannaHoffs The secret is out now!
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@jennycohn1 @TrueFactsStated Alito is certainly the far right’s go to guy, when Ginny can’t get Clarence to do her work.
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The Lions never had a chance. #NFL #RefsSuck
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Thank you to the #WhiteSox for not overpaying for Machado. $300m over ten years is crazy money. Can’t wait for him not to run out groundouts and the aftermath.
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@BlackKnight10k Next November….
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@BLABBERMOUTHNET You’d think he’d get it, since her core audience are young girls, which Ted has always been passionate about.
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@scottmerkin Eloy is in mid-season form!
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Good luck to Packers fans and their ‘team’ today. 🤣🙄🤪😜😚. Just kidding f them and #BearDown !
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FINALLY they’re surrounding Tyson Bagent of the Chicago Bears with talent! #BearDown #DaBears
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@RapSheet I guess he won’t be ‘beating the piss out of the Bears’ now.
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@dhbreiding @RepJimBanks Interesting that most of the Republican Senators and House Representatives got re-elected. So where’s their outcry for fraud?
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@JoJoFromJerz G’morning Ruby, from Zoey Scadoodles.
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@ProFootballTalk I think the Pittsburgh Steelers charging the Department of Defense money to showcase ‘patriotism’ is bigger disrespect to non-mouth breathers.
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55 days aka #DougBuffoneDays until the Bears kickoff the 2021 season vs the Rams! #BearDown !
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@thedailybeast A public town square, but only with people to his liking.
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@lesleyabravanel Shoe sale at one of the hundreds of Florida outlet malls.
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@AdamSchefter @toddarcher After one missed PAT, the secret weapon will be unveiled.
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Erin Andrews just reported that Jason Garrett told his Cowboys team to #BearDown at halftime. #CowboysSuck !
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@AllCharisma It is. This was covered last year I believe. Now back to today’s music.
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@RapSheet Mayock seems like a straight shooter - much respect.
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God bless Earl Campbell - awesome gridiron warrior! RT “ @nflnetwork : A Football Life: Earl Campbell on NFL Network! http://t.co/nz3BnYqL6s”
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That is one #Bears fan I’d love to buy a beer. #Hysterical #GrudenSucks #BearDown !
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Belichick not looking too happy that the @Patriots ' @Microsoft @surface tablets went dead #AFCChampionship
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@riversmccown
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Deshaun Watson on the trick play: "I think it was Chicago that did it ... me and AJ McCarron were looking at it, watching film one day. And we were like actually we can probably run that ... and then Hop saw it and Hop, of course he's like 'let's do it let's do it!'"
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@clayharbs82 Then why did the offense suck under the quarterbacking of Dalton, Foles and Fields too?
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@washingtonpost It’s clear that @TuckerCarlson is a Russian asset, and @FoxNews loves Putin and Russia.
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