Mr. Testosterone's Wild Ride
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Once a writer, now a scientist. Poster manchild for arrested development. He/him. Perpetually going through some stuff. All we can do is try again.
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I notice the usage of "Feminazi" has dropped off considerably now that anti-feminists have decided that the Nazis weren't all that bad actually.
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I worry that we have a generation of dudes whose aesthetic tastes are permanently stuck in xhamster sidebar advertisement core.
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Death Stranding perfectly emulates social media as I just got 300 likes for setting up an entire fucking metro system of cross country zip lines while BluntNinja420 got 30k for a piss mushroom.
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Libs *We like this person*
GOP: WELL HAVE YOU NOTICED SHE'S HOT AS FUCK?
Libs: Well, yes, that's a bonus but not why we...
GOP: SHE'S HOT AS FUCK AND SHE CAN DANCE! HOW ABOUT THAT?
Libs: Okay.
GOP: AND SHE'S A SOCIALIST.
Libs: So is she paying you for this promotion or...
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The true message of Mario Odyssey is that no matter how special you think you are, how hard you try, or what you accomplish, Captain Toad got there first, bitch, and he wasn't even trying.
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Actually, this is fucking great. It sounds flippant, but having to translate historical events into a more modern context is a good exercise for reminding people that historical figures were modern in their time and not a ye olde pastiche.
my 16 year old sister just sent this to me, the American education system is in shambles
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There's an evil apple skin coming to fortnite.
This is honestly making me more sympathetic to Apple.
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"Your generation eats tide pods el oh el"
"Your generation made houses out of asbestos"
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Here's the order you should watch/play 99% of shows/movies/games.
The intended release order, you fucking gremlins.
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I... just... presented without comment.
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Lighting becomes more likable in this 3 second gif than she does in 3 games.
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How can we be certain that Sarkeesian isn't using that kickstarter money to build a metal gear?
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Trump fucking with the vidya is the best fucking ending for the Gamergate Saga. Like, you couldn't WRITE a better ending than that.
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Everything wrong with modern games can be explained by the fact the new Sonic game has a sprint button.
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"Fuck you."
"Fuck you."
"Fuck youuuuu."
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Apparently Anikka Albrite's ass is like a Super Meat Boy nightmare level for proctologists.
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From the people who brought you moral panics in response to rap/metal/videogames/being gay/using birth control/communism/dating someone of a different race/etc
Dear kids: I’m a Baby Boomer. We are getting old. But at least we had sex, drugs and rock & roll. Seems like millennials have moral panics, workshops, and grievance circles. Time to rebel! xxMom
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We have stumbled across a terrible truth.
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Oh god. Browsing YouTube without being logged in is horrendous. Who are these fucking gremlins and why do they have 20 billion followers.
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"You say everyone who disagrees with you is a nazi."
Not true. Everyone who disagrees with me is a moron. Only about half of them are nazis.
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Imagine the incredibly cool, representative e characters you can make in a cyberpunk setting. All the interesting culture-meets-tech design possibilities. Who shall we put on the cover?
. Video game man.
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I wrote a comic.
What’s the maddest anyone’s ever been at you on Twitter and have you been the main character?
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- world is fundamentally broken. You are NOT the default. Writers don't have to justify the presence of people who are not like you.
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Okay. This joke should be funny. The concept is funny. Why isn't this page funny.
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Too many Americans have convinced themselves that "the customer is always right" is respect, it isn't. It's the opposite.
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I mean, you want to talk about "outrage culture" and "special snowflakes?" The games industry is SO AFRAID of offending fragile white bros-
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Women, eh? Can't live with them, can't oppress them for thousands of years and then claim they're fascists when they ask for equality.
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One of the things I do to mock the SJWs is say racist and homophobic things which they point out as being racist and homophobic. This is an intellectual victory for me. I am a reasonable person.
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"But you see microtransactions add more options to the customer expe-"
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I'm really just humbled I was able to invent the gaming webcomic and pave the way for comics like Penny Arcade and Calvin and Hobbes.
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Every sequence from this movie people post to dunk on makes me actually want to see it despite the reviews.
"Vaughn thinks he's making an epic action musical?". Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Worse than the oil skating scene in my opinion, this smoke fight is emblematic of the rot at the core of Argylle. Vaughn thinks he’s making his epic action musical. There’s a detachment to the violence that feels uncanny in a bad way. Those close-ups are nightmare fuel.
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A sizeable portion of Brits thought shooting their own economy in the dick was a good idea. Don't listen to us. We're stupid.
A third of Brits would be uncomfortable with a gay Disney princess
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Because robots are expensive and the company cares more about its bottom line than the safety of people. It's almost like that's the whole fucking point of the movie.
Jesus.
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DAVID CAGE WAS SO WORRIED HIS INTENSELY POLITICAL SUBTEXT ABOUT RACE WOULD GO UNNOTICED IN HIS ROBOT GAME HE LITERALLY CALLED IT DETROIT.
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ACTIVISION: "LET'S BRING BACK TONY HAWK."
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Someone just suggested that Twin Snakes is actually Raiden going through the shadow moses VR simulation, and goddamn, if that isn't an amazing bit of headcannon. It explains all the backflipping and shit.
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty is the best game in the series and a person's ability to recognize this simple fact is a good measure of their character.
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I have seen Libertarians defend the sale of heroin. I have never seen one defend Dungeon Keeper mobile.
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@KiraQueen99
Maybe they could make money by releasing games that have sensible budgets and less than ten year dev cycles?
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Welcome. Welcome to City 17.
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
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I'll be honest, I thought the live action road runner movie was going to be shit
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SHE BREATHES THROUGH HER SKIN.
Jumanji! Yes I'm wearing child sized clothes and YES there is a reason! The pay off is worth it, I promise!
#Jumanji
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"Oshichtamsmaat" is a German word describing the feeling of pleasure one experiences when they know a fancy German word for a psychological phenomena.
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The symbol is a swastika, dude.
My faith in humanity has completely left me. You don't even want to understand what you're upset about, you just see symbols and react.
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Let's be honest, if you feel the need to remove one of the few trans characters in gaming via a mod, you're probably a waste of flesh.
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Spoiler: Everyone thinks they're a no-nonsense, fact-driven, outsider who calls it like they see it.
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Jim Jeffries didn't "destroy" Piers Morgan. He pointed out that Piers Morgan is a cunt. That's not hard.
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Man South Park really nailed those PC tards right? They should learn to take a joke. OH NO! A HASHTAG MAKING FUN OF MEN! MY FEEEEELINGS.
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Left: Fucking Hitler
Right: Dapper alt-right demagogue
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It's a shame that 2017 has had tons of fantastic single player games and it's largely going to be remembered as the YEAR OF THE LOOTBOX because of a handful of shitty games.
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"But they're supposed to be professsssssionalsssss" Yeah, and you're supposed to be a human being. Looks like everyone fucked up.
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Imagine not comprehending that he literally does that shit for a living.
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I'm going to thank Anita Sarkeesian in the credits of every project I make, just to piss off the kind of people that pisses off.
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I always find it funny when dudebros whine about tiny women beating men twice their size, but are unphased by one man defeating fifty.
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Sniper battles during protests and people wandering the streets playing a VR videogame. At some point, the world became cyberpunk as fuck.
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Some gaming CEOs won't even acknowledge their broken products. Iwata once apologized for MAKING A CONSOLE CHEAPER. We need more like him.
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Motherfucker, you never even learned how to live in the 3rd dimension without running off cliffs.
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Just saw the Grand Budapest Hotel, my first Wes Anderson film, I absolutely loved it. Absolutely heartbreaking ending.
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Console gamers cheering a "free update" that lets you change a game's resolution.
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That dude who let Elon put a chip in his head is like
Tesla is recalling every single Cybertruck, because the accelerator pedal can get stuck.
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"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY AGE IS SUCH A BIG DEAL, " says child.
Wait until your age starts with a 3.everything is terrible.
I've never understood why people make a big deal about age. I'm 27 which is pretty damn old for the gaming community, but I'm not embarrassed-- everyone gets older at the same rate. I'm excited to be 80 and still gamin' 😊😊
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IMAGINE IF STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS CALLED "THE BATTLE FOR SPACE VIETNAM"
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE THAT MAN.
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Remember to dismiss every review you disagree with as "clickbait" It doesn't make you look like a tool at all!
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Side note: "Fuck off" is the correct response to anyone claiming it isn't a Muslim ban.
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I'll be remembered for the kebab story, but my greatest contribution to the world was actually this.
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There's nothing worse than disappointing children.
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Psst. If you see the inclusion of people who are NOT LIKE YOU in fiction as "politics" or an "agenda," then the way you think about the-
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A FASCINATING ALT-HISTORY MYSTERY WHERE HOUDINI, ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE AND H.P. LOVECRAFT MUST JOIN FORCES TO SOLVE AN ANCIENT ENIGMA.
Houdini: "A most ingenious illusion."
Doyle: "We must exhaust the possible before looking to the impossible."
Lovecraft: "I bet Negroes did it."
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This explains so much, and is really quite sad.
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The God of War devs are making The Last of Us. The Resi Evil deva are making a Silent Hill game. The SH devs are making a pachinko machine.
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At this point, if you've ever been accused of being a SJW you're probably doing something right.
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Wouldn't the obvious thing to do be to have multiple tiers of advertisers, some of which are comfortable with content for grownups?
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The reason everyone loves that girl in the sailor suit isn't because she's an excellent public speaker or proponent of socialism. It's because she treats Infowars with the exact amount of disinterested disdain it deserves, and is hilarious in the process.
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- that a game can stand out by being ANTI-NAZI.
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But yes, Chess is very feminist, in that the Queen is very useful, but it's hard to get her into play because of all the dudes blocking her.
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I've noticed the idea that a western government should focus on its own people first went out the window when the possibility of dropping bombs on people came up. We're too poor for refugees but rich enough to spend million son ordinance.
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For all the haters looking at Anita Sarkeesian on the front page of Rolling Stone, remember: You made this happen.
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@JimSterling
Holy shit. It's a bonafide classic fanboy. I haven't seen one in ages. Try and capture it with a glass and bit of paper.
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