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TV / Radio host, Voiceover, Warm-up geezer, Event host and Cheeky Chops. Did that Quizmania years ago. Looked the age I am now then.

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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 months
Fuck me. Some of the replies to my earlier tweet about Amanda Abbington’s appearance on Lorraine this morning. I’m getting such a clear idea of what a bastard of a world it must be if you’re a woman.
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
I truly believe that Corden must have pissed off one of his writers who then gave him a section of a hugely watched Ricky Gervais stand-up routine - So that Corden himself would get the flack for doing so…
@RupertMyers
Rupert Myers
2 years
In which James Corden basically does a Ricky Gervais joke word for word
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
Genuinely thrilled for Martin Lewis. What a speech. What a bloody modern day hero. What a thoroughly decent bloke. #NTAs
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@GregScottTV
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3 years
If, like me, you adore doggy type animals, THIS will melt your heart. From Dog’s Trust, Ireland. These babies are let into a big room, one by one, and told to take their pick of all the toys. Just adorable.
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@GregScottTV
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Fuck you, Kyle Clifford. You’ve snuffed out 3 lives, destroyed a 4th & devastated many others. I don’t give a damn about legalities / that you haven’t been charged / found guilty yet. We all know what you’ve done. YOU know what you’ve done. Rot in hell. Slowly. Starting now.
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
Esther McVey. She was only accepted into the Conservative Party because she was a former kids’ TV presenter - Meaning she can communicate to the Prime Minister in words he can understand. #PMQs .
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
Me at McDonald’s when the only table available has the last person’s mess still there.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
BREAKING: All of Boris Johnson’s 102 supporters have now declared support for Penny Mordaunt - Which means she now has 47 supporters.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 months
DONE!
@JimHearson
Jim Hearson
3 months
Someone needs to put the boing bit of the Grandstand music under the footage of the Swiss fan being hit by Ndoye's wayward shot #SCOSWI #Euro2024
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
It’s stuff like this that can make me a (bigger) fan of someone. This, posted on LinkedIn. #KylieMinogue
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 months
Have just watched Amanda Abbington’s interview on the Lorraine programme. Felt DESPERATELY sorry for her - As anyone with a SHRED of decency would. So how her TV appearances can elicit the sort of response as the one below - It’s beyond me. Les - You’re a twat.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 months
When you’ve got the chance to score, but you’ve promised the ball to a little girl on the back row. #ENGSVK
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
I don’t often say this… Because there’s rarely the opportunity. But Sam Ryder - He’s going to be a megastar. Not just with his singing, but he’s going to host loads of telly. He’s got a magical likability that cannot be taught. #PlatinumPartyAtThePalace   #PlatinumJubilee
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@GregScottTV
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8 months
Can’t remember an outpouring like this since Mr Wogan. Steve Wright meant so much to so many. What a hideous misjudgement Radio 2 made in shunting him from afternoons. It’s the equivalent of Snickers taking away the peanuts to “improve” the product.
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@GregScottTV
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3 years
@jed_mercurio Twitter - Take the rest of the day off. It’s just peaked early.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@CBKNEWS121 A so-called “news” account with a bought blue tick, posting distasteful utter bollocks. This was in Beirut two years ago. A shameful use of an absolute tragedy to gain followers / traction. You should be thoroughly ashamed.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
BBC One crashes out of Bargain Hunt with a newsflash on the Queen’s health. Earlier, frantic activity in the newsroom behind Joanna Gosling.
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
Please now, UK Press - Don’t be a bunch of c*nts like usual. She’s 18. Look after her. Protect her. Cherish her.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
Ohhhhhh, look what we have here. I wonder if Raab will now get as much hideous online abuse and ridicule as Diane Abbott does. Somehow, I don’t think so.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
Constance Marten and Mark Gordon… Fuck you. Fuck you both. Rot in hell and be thoroughly miserable for all eternity.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
It was 46 years ago today that my beloved father-in-law, Richard Dunn, fought Muhammad Ali for the Heavyweight Championship of the World. He’s 77 now - And taking on the biggest fight of his life as he battles dementia. We love ya, Paps. And we’re with you all the ruddy way.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@mrjamesob I don’t like to swear on here - But that is fucking gobsmackingly unbepissinglievable.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
Update on Boris Johnson’s Wikipedia:
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
4 months
On the subject of Bob Monkhouse, just watch this - From his last ever show to an audience of fellow pros. You just don’t get better. I always laugh AND cry at this. Laugh at the beautifully told story… Cry at Bob’s face, bloated from the dastardly cancer meds he was on.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@CBKNEWS121 Utter arsehole.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
DELETED TWEET FROM BORIS JOHNSON: “I did have a big enough wanger to appear on #mymassivecock - But flopping it out on television would not be the right thing to do.”
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
@seahorsebend Oh Jenn. Was casually scrolling away on here - And your tweet stopped me in my tracks. Words cannot express how I felt reading your post. I don’t know WHAT I can offer, but my email is greg @gregscott .tv if you want to get in touch / offload. Sending huge love. Take care 🙏
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
I find this VERY funny. Then again, I do have the humour of a six year old.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
Looking at the proportion of people knocking Steve Wright compared to those who love his work - I’d say he’s been doing radio PERFECTLY. With today’s announcement, that’s a little more personality / soul sucked out of the business. Truly the end of an era.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
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@lizsteelpt2 Exactly. It’s quite simple. And yet, just look at some of the responses to my tweet. It’s remarkable that some of these people can even work out how to turn their phones on.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
1 year
Carrie Johnson expecting a third baby by Boris. I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say:
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
The rejected first draft of #ThisMorning ’s attempt to address the controversy surrounding #TheQueue .
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@chris_kammy There are very few people on television who can both a) Come “through the screen” and make the necessary connection with their audience - And b) Make the viewer wish they could meet you down the pub for a drink. You’ve ALWAYS had *it*, Kammy. You’ll be missed ENORMOUSLY xx
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@MartinSLewis Please excuse my language, but it’s the only way I can express this. I flipping love you, Martin Lewis.
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@GregScottTV
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@Mrs_R_Spectre As I’ve said to a number of others, I have two daughters in their mid twenties - So I’m very aware - Particularly as the 24 year old works behind a bar. The amount of arseholes I’ve wanted to throttle after she’s told me what they’ve done to her - But she’s STRONG AS HECKERS 💪
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
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@anetgirls She’s NOTHING to gain by lying. There was nothing to gain by leaving the show early. It’s scary how many people can’t see through the glittery surface.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
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@Tina_Attwood Precisely. I’m absolutely FUMING at some of the reactions.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
8 months
@PeterStefanovi2 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @MrDavidCatt1 How long before GB News starts pre-recording their “flagship” shows so that embarrassing moments like this for their “star presenters” can be edited out?
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
You can’t tell me that God hasn’t sent this downpour as a sign. It’s virtually exclusively over Downing Street.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
I did it for The Duke Of Edinburgh, but this is a different league still. I’ve been asked by Network Rail to record the whole UK’s announcements for the official two minutes’ silence for The Queen. Even though recorded, I know I’ll be nervous given the sheer magnitude.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@LesDennis With you all the way, Les. As for those calling you a “has been”… Better to have been a has been than a never was. Fact is, you’re still very much an “is”! Best of luck with the rest of the OFAH run. And as for morons - Eff them. Eff them to the moon and back. Via the M25.
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
@GNev2 It’s not for us, Bud. There’s a Genesis concert on Sky Arts.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
@soopiya @maitlis When they tried with me a few months ago, as soon as they realised I’d rumbled them (I REALLY started winding them up), they too hung up… But not before they called me a “f****** c***”. Charming.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
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@Dawnlar It just enrages me, Dawn. The swelling of general nastiness in the world is completely unacceptable. I don’t know what the reason is for it - But SOMETHING is triggering evil in people… And the good people need to speak out about it / push back.
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2 years
The whole UK’s face watching Diana Ross.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
This is heartbreaking. Amy Garcia breaking the news of the death of her long-time screen partner, Harry Gration. The news must have come to the team very late in the bulletin as all seemed fine up to this point. Amy just can’t hold it together, bless her.
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2 years
@simon_proctor @AngelaRayner It’s like Bernard Matthews sending Season’s Greetings to all turkeys everywhere.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@NoContextBrits You see the # next to “NOW BIGGER? Turn the bar over and you’ll see: #Font
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
It’s our last 20 hours with this baby. Heart going like the clappers… Collapsing… Gasping for breath. I’m so upset. But at least have the knowledge that her final couple of years were far better than her first. Limitless kisses, cuddles - And a bit of chocolate - All to come.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
1 year
Late night shopping TV NEVER got filthier.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
@JimMFelton Unbefuckinglievable. I still say that Johnson should sort it out, as this was all of his making. Probably knows he hasn’t got a clue how to, though. Same goes for Truss.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
1 year
Great to see The Fast Show’s Mikki Disco invited to the #Coronation service. ( @monstroso )
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
@fesshole Why do you have a front door in your coat?
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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC “Thank you for calling, Nadine…”
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Greg Scott
3 years
Don’t people express abject joy in the most different of ways? #Eurovision
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Greg Scott
2 months
@soopiya Exactly. And good on Amanda for speaking out, KNOWING she was opening herself up to more disgusting comments, threats and insults.
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Greg Scott
2 years
Someone in the UK has won £195,707,000 on tonight’s Euromillions. Someone else has won £4.10. One of these people is me. Can you guess which one?
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
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@JonathanPieNews The biggest question (I haven’t seen asked yet) is… With James having the political leanings he clearly has - And working where he does - Why the Sam Hill did he buy a ticket to see Jonathan Pie?! It’s like Jacob Rees-Mogg buying a ticket to see Frankie Boyle.
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4 months
Every time Daisy Cooper & Carla Denyer speak, I find myself nodding in agreement and wishing the Lib Dems and / or Greens stood some kind of chance in three weeks’ time. #ITVdebate
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
LEAKED #SpringStatement2022 : “If you’re poor, fuck you. If you’re rich - As you were.”
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
Correction: Olivia Attwood has been forced to leave #ImACeleb on MEDICAL GROUNDS. Rumour has it that on her parachute jump, her cosmetically enhanced lips flapped right over her face, covering it completely, and she’s had trouble breathing ever since.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
2 years
And she’s gone. Heartbroken even more than I anticipated. Thank you for the messages yesterday - They mean a great great deal 🙏 xx
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@NoContextBrits My television career.
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The rejected first draft of #ThisMorning ’s attempt to address the controversy surrounding #TheQueue .
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3 years
Wow. WOW. The cheer that went up when the pictures of that little German girl in tears went up on the big screen. WOW. #ENGGER #EURO2020
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
You can all stop tweeting for the day. There won’t be a better, more heart-warming, wonderful post than this one.
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Esther TheWonder Pig
3 years
Good morning, beautiful.
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Just heard that Lionel Blair has died. Only worked with him once - But what a bloody nice bloke - And what a career. You don’t have longevity like that by being nasty and talentless. He was one of the best. Never heard a bad word said about him.
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@GregScottTV
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This couple of contestants. They’re so vain. #TheChase
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@GregScottTV
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@SoVeryBritish My grandmother used to say she was “jiggered”. But, if she hadn’t been, I guess I would never have been here.
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@GregScottTV
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1 year
And that’s a pisser to end what’s been a dreadful week in general for me. One of the finest, most talented entertainers to ever grace our screens, Mike Yarwood, has died at the age of 82. From the days when people would be given TV shows based MAINLY on their levels of talent.
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@GregScottTV
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1 year
@PhilJonesy3 And this, according to the TRIC (Television and Radio Industries Club) Awards, is the NEWS CHANNEL OF THE YEAR? How many anonymous lumpy brown envelopes exchanged hands to allow this to happen?
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@GregScottTV
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2 months
That’s been quite the day on here. Damn, I HATE social media sometimes. I’ve encountered weird people, nasty people and thick people over the last ten hours. But thankfully, nice poppets still outnumber the gorps… For now. So I’ll stick around. When the balance tips: Ta ta!
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@GregScottTV
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2 months
Nurse. He’s out of bed again.
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@GregScottTV
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2 years
THE most under appreciated talent this country has ever produced. There’s nothing he can’t do brilliantly. A magnificent man. A true legend.
@archivetvmus71
archivetvmusings
2 years
Happy Birthday Derek Griffiths, born this day in 1946.
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3 years
@GMB @adilray @MattHancock Look. Nobody knows. The party happened, but nobody was there, nobody knows anything about it (though some laughed about it) and if it did happen, it didn’t break any rules. Which it did. It’s absolutely clear.
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@MrAndrewCotter Oh - One that gets me… “He hasn’t stepped foot in the boxing ring since last year…” SET FOOT! BLOODY *SET* FOOT!!!
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@jemmaforte @Bren4Bassetlaw @supertanskiii Just look at this. How can the mouth “smile” - Yet the eyes have all the warmth and soul of a badger that’s died from rabies?
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2 years
@MarinaPurkiss PRECISELY. It’s “Get Brexit Done” and all the shitty “promises” that went with it, all over again.
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
The ultimate proof that it’s “Party First”… The rest of us, second. Nah. Make that 16th.
@PeterStefanovi2
Peter Stefanovic
3 years
For the Health Secretary, the man responsible for the nations health, to join cabinet ministers in throwing a protective ring around the Prime Minister on this issue is utterly shameful, it’s beyond comprehension
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That’s horrible news to wake up to in the middle of the night. Bless you and sleep well, Paul O’Grady. Your people - And all those dogs - Will miss you terribly. 🙏♥️🙏
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@GregScottTV
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2 months
RIGHT! Really want to move on from the discussion that exploded from my earlier tweet. In amongst the many decent people (❤️), there’s still too many gorps (🤪) for my liking. SO. Let’s do a 1-80. Let’s have some seals sneezing.
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3 years
What position would you play him in, Jess?
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Jess Phillips
3 years
Kettle on
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@GregScottTV
Greg Scott
3 years
@JacobRPx @WWEEmberMoon Jesus… When someone’s been given shitty news, you could wait more than 30 minutes before chiming in with your unwelcome, unnecessary thoughts. If that’s what you think, just keep it to yourself. Why kick someone when they’re down?
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Greg Scott
2 years
Is anybody else more than impressed with how Penny Mordaunt conducted the ceremonial proceedings this morning?
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2 years
They really, really, REALLY should have let everyone else go first. #NTAs
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Oh, give me a break with this “Freedom of Speech” argument… Yes, of COURSE you’re free to say what you want - But if you’re gonna be a massive c*nt and cause untold upset to people who have been through hell, expect ramifications. It’s quite simple.
@ElaineWITV
Elaine Willcox
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@GMB Court told Martin Hibbert is looking to lobby the government for a new law to stop victims of attacks from being harassed and trolled in the way his daughter has been. Barrister suggests if this is successful - 'this is a grave interference for the right to freedom of speech'.
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@tamsully12 Knowledge.
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2 years
If you’re not a tennis fan, become one. Unbelievable. This, just before levelling at one set a piece. #AndyMurray #AustralianOpen #AusOpen #AustralianOpen2023
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@GregScottTV
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7 months
Managed 10 mins of Celebrity Big Brother tonight. Louis Walsh is a vicious little bitch, isn’t he?
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1 year
"I cannot see where the evidence is where Boris Johnson misled Parliament, knowingly" says Conservative MP, Lia Nici. Jesus - Her name is one letter short of “Liar”. She SHOULD know one. In fact, if she denies going to the same hairdresser as Michael Fabricant, she IS one.
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I haven’t seen Mrs Brown’s Boys before. Not one episode. Ever. But thought I’d watch the first few minutes tonight, just because it’s live. I’ll let my face tell the story.
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7 months
LOOK AT THIS! This report has JUST been on ITV News, live from a section of the M25. LOOK AT THAT FIRST LANE! Why is barely ANYONE in it?! Why are so many people aimlessly and dozily trundling along in the THIRD lane?! This is SUCH a problem. THICK DRIVERS.
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Greg Scott
2 years
Simon Cowell in another three facelifts.
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2 years
God, I’m old. When Lee Mack introduced “Jax Jones”, I expected a bloke to come out and sing the theme to “The Love Boat”. #PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
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@malprin Oh Malcolm. What can one say? I’m feeling his loss myself - I can’t imagine how *you* must be feeling. Take great care. Much love xx
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@seanjmclachlan @fesshole Wank and Wonder? Isn’t that a firm of solicitors?
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@Susan_E_J_USA I have two grown up daughters, Susan. I very much get it and I empathise greatly 🙏
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