Jim Hearson
@JimHearson
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✍🏻 @Oracle ; ⚽️ @londontitansfc ; 🙄 by #nffc . Trying to keep it light. One of the good ones. Views my own. Won the internet twice & QI once.
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Yesterday
Didn't need a visa for holiday
Now if I go to France I'll have to pay
Thanks a lot, Theresa May
#BrexitBeatlesSongs
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@SaifNerazzurro
@PhilFoden
From the start of that clip, I thought Foden was going to answer in fluent Italian.
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So conflicted right now.
Do I trust over a hundred scientists and medics in The Lancet or Gareth on Twitter?
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Saw Brighton GP trending and thought Formula 1 was coming to the south coast.
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Never mind publishing the Zoom ID, the state of those people who have used their role rather than their names.
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@BurnleyOfficial
Also got an old man from Up lookalike from when I was on a train last year.
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@dog_rates
He even understands the importance of tough love (20sec in).
"I'm sorry, small friend, but you have to learn how not to fall off the sofa onto your head."
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Macron's design process for
#NFFC
's away and third kits this season:
Watch Galatasaray last season ✅
Live on a diet of nothing but acid ✅
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@RealBobMortimer
When you're busy being a bloody national treasure but realise you're about to miss your stop.
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@TwitterSupport
@cIaimthestars
You know what would be quicker? Leaving it how it is or letting users choose.
You're adding an extra swipe that is unnecessary - it's not even just fixing a problem that didn't exist, it's smashing something and pointing us towards a tube of glue and saying "you fix it".
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@nnicolef1
They're in the Netherlands - should be easy enough to find a way to chill out a bit.
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@RealBobMortimer
Newcastle should give Jeff Linton a run up front - can't be any worse than his brother.
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One of these 17 year old young men has spent the last season in Germany, played & scored in a Champions League semi-final and will feature for England in Euro2020. The other one has just sent me a text so send him £7 because he hasn’t got the train fare home Hampton Court.
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Max Gradel doesn't abbreviate. Each letter is as important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more important. No, as important.
#SENCIV
#AFCON2023
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@BBCNews
"The only thing I am upset by is the poor punctuation, spelling and grammar it contains."
Amen to that, sister! 🙌🏻
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@dog_rates
@espn
@TheVFoundation
Don't usually agree with that kind of strong language, but when it comes to cancer, it can well and truly h*ck off.
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@richardosman
If the FA don't sort it so that Leicester play Derby in the FA Cup third round, they've missed one heck of an opportunity.
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@phildelves
@ReadingFC
That's going to rile up the 'keep politics out of football' lot.
Good work, Reading 👍🏻
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@dog_rates
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had one thousand names
For pups that he met from day to day
But none of them was James
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@NetflixUK
@NetflixFR
Do they announce their arrival into the meeting room by screaming TOU DOUM?
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@GoldenVision90
@SouthamptonFC
Cultural Leonesa home (2014/15) v Manchester United away (2018/19)
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@daraobriain
Ah, I thought the flashing thing on their handlebars was telling them their food hall order was ready to collect from the counter.
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@NetflixUK
Always heartening when broadcasters acknowledge that others exist to help inform the viewer, rather than pretending they are the only organisation to put out content.
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@NetflixUK
Appreciate the spacing of Lost in Space, Sex Ed, BoJack and BCS, so I'll have fresh stuff to watch on my commute pretty much every day. Chapeau, Netflix!
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@richardosman
Why don't the producers who pick the music on Homes Under the Hammer get more credit? They are gods and should be lauded as such.
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@dog_rates
The first doggo will clash with the Queen's Speech here in the UK, so could you make it a corgi, please?
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I know full well that when Paul and Harry is trending on a Wednesday, it's about
#TheTraitorsUK
, but my initial reaction always takes me to another pair of great mates.
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@richardosman
@endemolshineuk
I like to think that you and Xander used the column to reveal the size of the gap.
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@maxrushden
In my head,
@bglendenning
is just off-camera, supping an ale, checking between his dog-eared copy of the Racing Post and the TV screen, pausing only to glance over at the commotion, sighing, and continuing with his afternoon.
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@NetflixUK
Brilliant casting for the Doctor - can do serious, can do silly and is already a master (no pun intended) at wearing outrageous outfits 🙌🏻
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@dog_rates
So... nobody mentioning that Buddy's admirer appears to be driving the green vehicle?
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@FootballManager
I always intend to, but once the 20 players I've forgotten that I've signed on precontracts join on 1 July, I have no money left for newly free players 😞
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@qikipedia
This feels like you've created a fact generator that throws out random actions, objects and reactions, that you then just tweet out.
It's a game we can all play! Spreading jam on a hypotenuse triangle makes the moon appear green.
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@dog_rates
@tofu_corgi
Shiba on the left clearly saying "you're one of us now, my child." Any betrayal would be heartbreaking for all concerned 💔
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@dog_rates
The gradual slowing of the goldie's tail as they realise that their new friend isn't coming back is a little bit heartbreaking 💔
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@NetflixFilm
@NetflixUK
It looks like Up, mixed with a pinch of Wallace and Gromit, a soupçon of Eurovision and the slightest dash of an LSD trip.
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@KaraonTW
@AdamCrafton_
And calling sexuality a 'preference' grates, as he's effectively saying it's a choice, ergo people are bringing discrimination onto themselves by choosing to be LGBT+.
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@MCFC
@BBCSport
@aguerosergiokun
Classic Aguero - in the middle between a left winger and a right winger.
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@OfficialFPL
@trentaa98
On a related note, can you do really, really well against Norwich, please? You're my captain for this week after KDB didn't play
#AskTrent
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@classicshirts
@1913parmacalcio
Good on you for branching out to another big team, but having multiple front-of-shirt sponsors can get in the bin.
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@golmanigrac
@AdamCrafton_
Good opportunity for some synergy - Charles can hand over the cup and the winning captain can crown him.
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@SarahMillican75
A waffle would be easy, but I'll recommend a merveilleux - it's basically cream, meringue, more cream and chocolate.
With some cream.
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@BBCNews
Good - hopefully it'll lead to a boycott by mouth breathers, making it an even safer environment 👍🏻
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@qikipedia
This means I'm now one of those Japanese soldiers who hid in the forest for decades and is convinced that the war is ongoing.
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