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If women ruled the world, there would be no more wars.
Do you agree?
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GREENMANS
🎩 90 SECOND STORIES 🎩
BIG ACCOUNTS VS SMALL ACCOUNTS
(Elons 'banger content' announcement)
bonus:
These are the Only 30 Accounts with Integrity
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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To all the big accounts that ignored me on this rise, and to all the accounts that backed me…
I want you to know I’ll never forget what you’ve done and thank you for the lessons you taught me. I appreciate and love you all for what you’ve shown me💚
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@joerogan
Crazy how people want everything to be black and white.
It’s all grey. No one knows what they’re doing, and we all change our minds from day to day
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🎩 GREENMAN QUICKIES 🎩
𝕏 BLUE CHECKMARK
(and what you can expect when making changes to your profile)
Watch this handy guide on what happens after you make profile changes!
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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@HazelAppleyard_
Basically everything except the cooking bit doesn’t matter cause no one is better at cooking a slap up meal than me 😎
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🎉 3000 FOLLOWERS! 🎉
Cant beleive 3000 of you sexy, crazy people still like this stuff. Thank you so much!
As is now tradition, here is the re-re-release of the time me and Kim Dot Com were in a space together.
KIM DOT COM ft. DJ Alex Finn and MC GreenMan:
'1200
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🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
Well here it is, the long awaited sequel..
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS PART 2:
electric boogaloo
watch our step-by-step guide on how you too can become an Engagement Farmer today!
😎
if you enjoy this content please consider reposting as it really helps me 🙏
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𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 FOLLOWER COUNT
(what the amount of followers you have says about you)
Ever wondered what you're going to be like when you have 1 million followers?
Do you know the difference between a drain and a waterfall?
Join us as we explain the different
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🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
𝕏 AD REVENUE PAYDAY - EXPLAINED
Are you a small account that's just been monetized?
Ever wonder what the best way to keep growing on 𝕏 and also increase your payments?
Want to know who to watch out for on the way up?
Then watch our handy guide on what
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🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
HOW TO BE A REPLY GUY ON 𝕏
come take a look at the different types of reply guys on 𝕏 and figure out which one YOU are!
(and bonus round:)
HOW ADDICTED TO 𝕏 ARE YOU?
**All previous 90 Second Stories and their trailers can be found in my 'highlights'
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🎩 GreenMans 90 Second Stories 🎩
💰HOW TO MAKE BIG MONEY ON 𝕏!!💰
(a fully comprehensive and totally non-satirical guide to becoming 𝕏's first millionaire!!)
**if you like original content then be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏 ✊
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🎩 GREENMANS 90 SECOND STORIES 🎩
(in collaboration with lil Greenie)
STOLEN CONTENT ON 𝕏
Join us as we take a look at content thieves on 𝕏 with some case studies
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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🎉 2000 FOLLOWERS! 🎉
Still cant beleive 2000 of you sexy, crazy people actually like this stuff. Thank you so much!
As is now tradition, here is the re-release of the time me and Kim Dot Com were in a space together.
KIM DOT COM ft. DJ Alex Finn and 'lil Greenie:
'1200
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(debate special)
TRUMP VS KAMALA POST-DEBATE BREAKDOWN !!
(if you're watching this before the debate, let me know what you think I got right... if you're watching after the debate, tell me what I got wrong 😎)
**Like original content? be a rebel, share this.
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GREENMANS:
🎩 90 SECOND STORIES 🎩
💰HOW TO START A MERCH STORE💰
while shilling your own merch store
(link in bio)
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and spread some comedy on 𝕏
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𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 CONTENT CREATORS
(a day in the life of an 𝕏 original content creator)
Ever wondered what its like to be a content creator here on 𝕏?
Take a glimpse into the facinating and luxurious world of being a content creator!!
(all previous 90 Second
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This coming Thursday on:
🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
𝕏 AD REVENUE PAYDAY - EXPLAINED
Do you dream what it must be like to get paid through the 𝕏 Ad Revenue Payment Scheme?
Wonder how long it will take for your date night pictures of the time you and your husband went to
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I’m not here to tell you how to grow.
I’m not here to ask ‘what is love’.
I’m not here to play the system and ‘reply guy’ till I’m monetised.
I’m here to make BANGERS. Original video content only.
What about you?
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Thursday on:
🎩GREENMAN REPORTS🎩
STOLEN CONTENT ON 𝕏
(join us this week as we take a look at the kinds of people who steal content.. and some case studies 😎)
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 SPACES: SPECIAL REPORT
Greenmans Beginners Guide to 𝕏 Spaces
Have you ever wanted to join spaces but dont know the first thing about them? Watch our handy guide and become an 𝕏 Spaces aficionado today!
😎
if you enjoyed this content then please
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This coming Thursday on:
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 SPACES
(the good, the bad, and the filabusterers)
Join us Thursday as we take a look at the weird and wonderful world of 𝕏 Spaces and their hosts.
Did you recognize any of the hosts at the end? Did I miss you favorite host
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@elonmusk
@jk_rowling
I’ve never once thought of clowns riding sharks in a blizzard yesterday
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
if you have 1200 followers or less, this is for you!
KIM DOT COM DROP EXCLUSIVE EDM TRACK!!
(allegedly,satirically,jokingly,not really)
in a never seen before collaboration on 𝕏
Kim Dot Com (super allegedly) drops his new single:
KIM DOT COM (ft. Lil Finn &
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This coming Thursday on:
🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
HOW TO MAKE MONEY ON 𝕏
Join us Thursday when we take a totally serious and non-satirical look into the ways to make money on this platform.
Bonus Section:
🔥 HOW TO ADVERTISE YOUR TIP JAR 🔥
In the best, non-cringe way
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GREENMAN PRESENTS:
🔥STEPHANIES GREENMAN AI COMPETITION🔥
(aka how to use Grok inappropriately: a case study)
I want to thank you all for taking part in this, and Stephanie for organising it. You guys are the best community anyone could ask for and I'm honoured so many of you
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🎉 1000 FOLLWERS! 🎉
This is incredible, when I started this account to make funny videos, I didnt think many people would find the same things funny as I do..
You are all crazy,sexy,and beautiful and I love you all. shine on you crazy diamonds 💎
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🎩GreenMans:🎩
Mind Glitches Trilogy
part one:
IMPOSTER SYNDROME
First in our trilogy, we take a look at this totally undivisive and universally agreed-upon subject.
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and spread some comedy on 𝕏
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@TomFitton
Hmm… wonder how much of a slope is on the floor.. cause as we all know anything above a 5 degree angle is super dangerous for secret service agents 😎
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You can now watch your favourite GreenMan videos on the new 𝕏 TV app!
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This coming Thursday on:
🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
HOW TO BE A REPLY GUY ON 𝕏
Join us this Thursday when we take a look into the methods that feed our addictions and the different types of reply guys there are!
**All previous 90 Second Stories and their trailers can be found in
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-TRUMP OPEN TO RELEASING EPSTEIN LIST
-KAMALA HARRIS SOUTHERN ACCENT IN QUESTION
-TORTOISE ESCAPES FROM OSTRICH FARM
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
- 𝕏 TV APP lauched on smart tv's
- KAMALA HARRIS new attack on free speech
- TEXAS COP wrangles with gator
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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GREENMAN GIFS???
Did you know that GreenMan GIFS are now available directly from the GIF button?
Thanks to
@Jurkowsk1Moon
for uploading them onto GIPFY
Search for 'Green Man'!
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This coming Thursday on:
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 FOLLOWER COUNT
(and what it says about you)
Ever wondered what it feels like to have a large follower count? Ever wondered when you should start caring about 𝕏 hiding the like button?
Join us Thursday when we take a
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If anyone wants to help old greenie out, this is your time. 😎💚💚💚💚
We are working on highlighting more banger content from (currently) small 𝕏 accounts.
Our current algorithm shows too much from accounts that are big already.
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
from a left-wing liberal perspective
MY AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS!
it's time to heal the divide between the left and right. Understanding those on the opposite side of the political spectrum is the first step to healing that divide.
We have decided to do
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𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
🔥GREENMANS FIRST INTERVIEW🔥
Thursday 1pm EST on We The Creators Space
The ladies at We The Creators have kindly asked to interview Greenman this Thursday on the We The Creators space so naturally I obliged!
Click the
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You know you’re making it when someone makes a parody account of you 🔥
(Its not me btw!)
His first post is semi-correct though... There is no News Blast tonight but shockingly, it’s not cause I’m drunk👀
Something special happening later, hit the bell and stay tuned! 😎
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This coming Thursday on:
🎩 90 Second Stories 🎩
how to become an
𝕏 CRYPTO INFLUENCER
Ever wondered what its like to be a high-flying , jet setting 𝕏 Crypto Influencer?
Want to know what goes on in the memecoin telegram groups?
Ladies! Want to learn how to utilise your
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Thursday on:
🎩GREENMAN REPORTS🎩
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
(join us thursday for a very special announcement, details in the full video below)
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on 𝕏
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🎩 GREENMAN 90 SECOND STORIES 🎩
Special Announcement about tonights video:
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GreenMan supporters are the best supporters. 💚💚
I’m constantly blown away by the love I get from this community. You guys are amazing and I love you all so much.
One of our Greenies, Stephanie, kindly decided to hold a competition for all our AI artist friends.
If you want
Attention! Attention!!
GreenMan
@GreenManReports
fans which I know there are a million of them. Turn sound on!!!
I have a game for you... Create an image of GreenMan sitting at a pub drinking a glass of whiskey!! You can be creative as you want but that is the basic command.
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Tomorrow’s 🎩90 Second Story🎩
will be postponed due to some IRL issues I need to attend to.
Tonight’s 🚨NEWS BLAST🚨 will go ahead as scheduled at 5:00pm as I already have this recorded.
I’m very sorry, I’ll get it out as soon as I can. 🙏
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This coming Thursday on:
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 CONTENT CREATORS
(a day in the life of)
Join us Thursday as we take a take a look into the luxurious world of being an X Content Creator!
(all previous 90 Second Stories can be found in my 'highlights' tab)
if you like
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-ELON MUSK REMOVES LIKES engagement farming community leader speaks out
-UK ELECTION breakdown of the three political parties and what they stand for
-4TH OF JULY celebration message for the USA
if you enjoyed this
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-KAMALA HARRIS reveals economic plan
-NANCY MACE misnaming Kamala mishap
-ELON MUSK has message for DDOS attackers
😎**if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as that really helps me with the algorythm stuff
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-BIDEN OUT, HILLARY IN? we came, we saw, he napped
-KIMBERLEY CHEADLE public shafting breakdown
-FIRST DALLAS BAPTIST CHURCH blown up by 'mostly peaceful' semtex
*if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as
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@HazelAppleyard_
For every day that goes by, I understand that killdozer dude more and more…
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-SECRET SERVICE DECLINED DRONE SUPPORT
on day of Trump assassination attempt
-ELON MUSK/STEVEN 'COCAINE' KING
tweet storm drama
-KAMALA HARRIS SLAVE OWNING ANCESTOR revealed, adding yet another first for the now 'Blasian
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🚨GROK v.s. MIDJOURNEY🚨
a side by side comparision
I decided to experiement and ran the exact same prompt in Midjourney and Grok. I tried to make it a bit specific:
"an image of an angel looking forward arms outstretched wide, angel wings outstretched glowing eyes .the
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🎩This weeks 90 Second Story has been cancelled🎩
Due to stuff, I've decided to pull this weeks episode.
I asked AI to write me a song with the lyrics 'This weeks 90 Second Story has been cancelled' and originally I was just going to use a snippet of the song...
But it wrote me
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🎩90 Second Stories🎩
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS
WATCH: As we take a deeper look into the engagement farming community.
We use science to break down the mentality and side effects of engagement farming on original content creators and other fellow X'ers.
if you enjoy this content
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Banger,
after banger,
after banger.
😎
This coming Thursday on:
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 SPACES
(the good, the bad, and the filabusterers)
Join us Thursday as we take a look at the weird and wonderful world of 𝕏 Spaces and their hosts.
Did you recognize any of the hosts at the end? Did I miss you favorite host
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@HowThingsWork_
Bro you should check out bossaball if you want to see an awesome crazy sport. It’s basically a mix between volleyball, football, and there’s trampolines 😎
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"It turns out with every brain-dead Engagement Farming post, our test subject loses 30 IQ points.
Pretty soon the only thing he will know how to play on guitar... is Nickleback 👀👀👀
🎩90 Second Stories🎩
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS
WATCH: As we take a deeper look into the engagement farming community.
We use science to break down the mentality and side effects of engagement farming on original content creators and other fellow X'ers.
if you enjoy this content
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🎉500 Followers!!🎉
Its a good day today. Thank you to all you crazy beautiful people who pushed to get me here. Its been a wild couple days 🙏🙏
This may seem like a small milestone to some, but to me this is huge. thank you so much!!! 🙏🙏🙏
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no 🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨 tonight as I'm a little under the weather...
instead let me show you another useless talent I'm semi decent at:
George Michael's: Careless Whisper
I chose this version because its an instrumental but I play the vocal line at the same time 😎
once my
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𝕏 GREENMANS FIRST INTERVIEW 𝕏
Wanna come meet the man behind the videos?
The amazing ladies at 'We The Creators' have honored me by offering to spotlight GreenMan on one of their awesome Creator Spotlight Spaces. Hope to see you all there on the 18th of July 🎩
Hit the
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🔥 SPICE GIRLS GO METAL? 🔥
Dear
@elonmusk
,
If you accept my application for a subscriber button, I promise to continue ruining everyones favorite childhood songs with more abominations like this: 😎
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-LGBT PROTEST CALIFORNIA BILL group is against sb1414 which aims to make buying children a felony
-FRANCE 90% INCOME TAX for anyone earning over €400,000 by new left wing government
-GOOGLE PROJECT 2025 joe biden
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🚨AreYOU a small account?🚨
Tired of having all your comments ignored by Big Accounts?
Do you wish you could have a little fun and stick it to them just one time?
Well Heres Your Chance!
Go to the original post below and listen to this stupid song I made poking fun at these
🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
if you have 1200 followers or less, this is for you!
KIM DOT COM DROP EXCLUSIVE EDM TRACK!!
(allegedly,satirically,jokingly,not really)
in a never seen before collaboration on 𝕏
Kim Dot Com (super allegedly) drops his new single:
KIM DOT COM (ft. Lil Finn &
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This guy made this whole intro video just cause he got invited to speak on an 𝕏 space today??
What a dork.
😎
This coming Thursday on:
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
🔥GREENMANS FIRST INTERVIEW🔥
Thursday 1pm EST on We The Creators Space
The ladies at We The Creators have kindly asked to interview Greenman this Thursday on the We The Creators space so naturally I obliged!
Click the
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NEW CHARACTER!
introducing a new character into the world of GreenMan.
Watch this weeks 90 Second Stories trailer tonight at 5pm EST!
(all previous 90 Second Stories can be found in my highlights tab)
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𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS PART 2:
Join us this Thursday as we reveal our step-by-step tutorial on how to get started in the lucrative world of engagement farming.
We will reveal how you too can go from being a zero... to being a zero
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𝕏 The First Ever GreenMan Post Was An Intro Video 𝕏
(on 4/20)
😎
When I started this account, I was going to go in a slightly different direction. I had this idea to always match the music to the words or at least have them go in and out of the beat...
Glad I decided against
🎩 Welcome One and All 🎩
Follow along for news, stories, account reviews, and a whole lot more.
Hope you enjoy the show…
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Here’s a sneaky screenshot from tonight’s 90 Second Story trailer.
Bet you can’t guess the subject😎
Trailer drops today at 4:45pm EST 😈
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Dear Mr Musk,
I got an idea for the next Tesla Model..
Ok, hear me out..
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@unkonfined
Your be surprised how long I kept COVID at bay with a bottle of whiskey a day 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
CDC never told yall about THAT one huh? 😎
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This absolutely blows me away. Moon is an amazing artist. I’m grateful and humbled that she’d spend the time it must have taken to create this!
If you’re into amazing artworks crafted by hand, you should really give her page a look and give her a follow!
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Anyone know a guy who knows a guy?
I realise thats not how any of this works, but anyone know how long it usually takes?
I actually have loads of original and cover musicvideo editing lessons, and all sorts of stuff I can actually offer subscribers
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YO!! whoever this is, I've tried searching for your username to thank you but I cant find it. if anyone knows who this is, please let me know!
My friend, its humbling enough knowing some of you enjoy the content I make, but this has really blown me away... thank you so much!
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Probably one of the funniest moments I’ve ever had in spaces. 😂
Thank you
@RJ_Hull
for capturing this moment and making this clip.
(WARNING: there is an obscene amount of swearing in this.. exorbitant, almost. probably wanna get the kids out the room first)👀
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
presidential debate special
a quick (and totally legit) breakdown of last nights presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden
😎
if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as that really helps me with the algorithm 🙏
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-JULIAN ASSANGE makes plea deal but US has certain stipulations
-BIDEN STUDENT LOAN repayment plan blocked by federal judges
-HEATWAVE for everyone.. everywhere. try not to cook yourselves out there
😎
if you enjoyed this
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-SAUDI INTELLIGENCE 9/11 TIES new evidence emerges
-D.O.D. FUNDED CHINESE LABS enhancing known pathogens
-600k PER UNIT HOMELESS SHELTER in california draws criticism
😎
if you like this content please consider
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@Fidias0
I might have to run for a seat on the EU parliament and join you.
Bring the power back to the people whether the EU like it or not.
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This is a HUGE compliment for me considering I came up with the whole GreenMan concept and approach based on what I learned from this mans posts and spaces over the past year.
Thank you so much brother 🙏🙏🙏
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@AlexFinnX
Dude I said it once today but for all you small accounts out there. If you’re doing something awesome and trying to work on your craft, Alex will back you.
He found me when I had 2 or 3 videos and like 30 followers. Didn’t even have the blue checkmark yet and he followed me.
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@Cerra__
*Laughs in Catherine The Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zetian, Zenobia of Palmyra, Mary Tudor, and Margaret Thatcher*
😄🙏
jk jk its all love
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In case you missed last weeks installment of 90 Second Stories, we took a satirical look at 𝕏 Spaces.
All in good fun of course. 🫶
Enjoy! 😉
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 SPACES: SPECIAL REPORT
Greenmans Beginners Guide to 𝕏 Spaces
Have you ever wanted to join spaces but dont know the first thing about them? Watch our handy guide and become an 𝕏 Spaces aficionado today!
😎
if you enjoyed this content then please
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“As an X content creator I wake up at 4 am after a full 8 hours sleep to start my day” 👀👀👀
𝕏 90 Second Stories 𝕏
𝕏 CONTENT CREATORS
(a day in the life of an 𝕏 original content creator)
Ever wondered what its like to be a content creator here on 𝕏?
Take a glimpse into the facinating and luxurious world of being a content creator!!
(all previous 90 Second
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🚨 NEWS BLAST 🚨
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
super caffeinated turbo edition
-TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
-VANCE NAMED VP
-DESTINY REMARKS CONTROVERSY
*if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as that really helps me with the algorythm stuff
😎
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There is a right way and a wrong way to use Grok, Dan 😎
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