BIGGEST NEWS TODAY, Monday 1/20! Gravid Water NYC tonight! @adampally @LenaRockerHall Scott Adsit @KRYSTAR0DRIGUEZ @ShutupLutz Tami Sagher Krystel Lucas Todd Buonopane (We'll try to get everyone in. Photo by @FrancineDaveta )

RT @SpikeMal: With @NDFootball in the National Championship on Monday, I won’t be able to use my 2 tickets to @GravidWater. It’s the b…

Not my finest picture-cropping work...

Merry Christmas to three wise men: @SHAQ , @PapaJohns , and @mcsweeneys !

A beautiful Christmas message from @mcsweeneys and @GravidWater 's SR! ¡Feliz navidad!

RT @ucbtny: TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Presented by @nycomedyfest 🗽 You can join the standby list at the theatre starting at 6pm!

RT @LouDPhillips: Yup! Looking forward to it!

Gravid Water NYC for Monday, Nov. 11th! Stellar cast, + Lou Diamond Phillips's Gravid debut! $10(!) @ucbtny @BrianStack153 @ShutupLutz @LouDPhillips @SunitaDeshpande Adsit, Hiller, Stack, Lutz, Sagher, Carla Briscoe, Sunita Deshpande, Sandy Rustin, LDP...

@heychela Very soon! (But I can give you a partial preview*: Scott Adsit, Lou Diamond Phillips (!), Tami Sagher, Brian Stack, John Lutz, and many more to come...) * Subject to change, as always.

Finally, the always hilarious @mcsweeneys looks at the election through birding binoculars. (I wrote this for the undecideds...) @BirdCentralPark @AmyTan @CornellBirds @BirdWatchingMag @urbanbirder @ABA @TheIneptBirder

@nee_massey "I lost a hat inside the launderette With the girl and wallaby..."

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