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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
5 months
"I've posted things you people wouldn't believe. The N word in a reply to Stacey Abrams. The N word in a thread about Rosa Parks. The N word ten times in a row at 3 in the morning with no context. All these N words will be lost on the timeline. Like blacks in Europe. "
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@GrassleyReturns
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3 months
@0x49fa98 "Do you regard me with affection?"
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@GrassleyReturns
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1 month
@candy__warhoI Maybe red-40 turned her a whore, did you ever think of that?.
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4 months
@MeinGottNiles ::dancing around in a circle, leaning in and out in rhythm::. Dark brown suit and a mustache!.Dark brown suit and a mustache! . Striped pajamas and a star! .Striped pajamas and a star!. Red armband and some boots!.Red armband and some boots!.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@GroveForgotten @CoastEnjoyer Never forget that the FBI had several minutes of key footage from better angles, in higher resolution, and sat on it until the trial. They wanted him convicted.
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@holland_tom The fact that this tweet is still up after nearly 10 years is a testament to what a pathetic piece of shit you are.
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2 months
@MSF_Sea Go fuck yourself Imran.
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@Read_Acted @HarmlessYardDog The ZIRP point is extra important because Silicon Valley literally made trillions off that policy while it bankrupted everyone else. We're basically being told we need to accept being bent over and fucked by them from both ends at once.
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2 months
@cimmerian_v "Here, I made you some soup."
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@ezraklein You played a role in this, and in a just world you would be afraid to maintain a public profile of any kind
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2 months
@queenbeetheag Get a rape kit done and press charges or shut the fuck up. No one cares about this crap anymore.
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@GrassleyReturns
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11 days
@whstancil This is your best and brightest folks. This is your elite educated legal mind. This guy aspired to be a political leader of this country, and he doesn't understand POTUS is in charge of the executive branch.
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@GrassleyReturns
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25 days
@CWingUexkull The premises of the zoomer side--that the game is more rigged than ever, men must work harder, fewer succeed, success yields less--are so obviously, unassailably true, that the boomer sides insistence on posting fast food manager salaries can only be motivated by antipathy.
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@GrassleyReturns
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14 days
@MythoYookay @kunley_drukpa The really insulting thing about British propaganda these days is how unsubtle it is. It barely even pretends to be an effort at persuasion. Any even slightly astute person can feel the threat from this messaging.
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@MrPrudentialist We need to stop engaging with the smart libtards tbh. A guy who lived through the last ten years of politics and decided to go 1% to the right and start berating right wingers for not being liberals, is worse than an unapologetic pfag liberal like Noah Smith.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@0xAlaric @EJaydouble "I thought we were just doing this to beat Biden, and then Vivek would corral you all back into based neofeudal corporate slavery like a bunch of fuckin mouth-breathing rubes.".
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
2 months
@QuetzalPhoenix @WomanDefiner The Coens genuinely love America, maybe more than any other living filmmaker.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
3 months
@johnamonaco STAY MAD, BAKA
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@GrassleyReturns
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15 days
Increasingly clear that Trump '47 is the most impressive array of international barbarian phenotypes ever assembled in the modern age. Look at this absolute unit. This is the COMMUNICATIONS director.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@Templarpilled The first 80-85% of it is really good. The performances are great, the dialogue is solid, the treatment of the material is serious and respectful, if overly simplistic/liberal. The last few scenes utterly ruin it, and turn it into one of the most debauched films I've ever seen.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@plantationdrip @martianwyrdlord "You swim by swimming".
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@WomanDefiner @The_WGD Where's her daughterjak? Oh wait.
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@VivekGRamaswamy Vivek, you've exposed yourself. No one is ever going to believe that you love this country again. You successfully played the part for a few months, but it's over. Go fuck yourself, you absolute piece of shit. This is my country, not yours.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
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@MattPolProf MLK wasn't a Christian by any definition. He didn't believe in the virgin birth, divinity of Christ, holy Trinity, the resurrection, original sin, sacramental atonement, or the holy scriptures. He was a Marxist subversive who used Christian language to dupe decent people.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
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@pegobry_en It might be politically suicidal or it might not, but it isn't wrong morally or factually, and the loser mindset is the one that accepts our replacement by foreigners who don't share our heritage or our values.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
2 months
@Slatzism @RexUmberleigh Which is what Marxism became after all of it's primary applications were roundly discredited in the early 20th century.
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@GrassleyReturns
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2 months
@Cluffalo Do you see many white European countries systematically replacing their populations with Icelandic people?.
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Senator Touch Grassley
3 months
It’s been 2 days and I’ve already seen the words “multi-racial working class coalition” used to describe the Trump victory. This is totally misguided and we can’t allow MAGA to go down this road. 🧵
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Senator Touch Grassley
17 days
It was always this easy. You just have to understand that Democrats fucking hate Americans and want us to die.
@matt_vanswol
Matt Van Swol
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🚨#BREAKING: Western North Carolina residents who have been sitting in FEMA hotels for months, are now being moved rapidly into long-term, fully furnished apartments. THE TRUMP EFFECT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
2 months
@itssSlothyy2 No we actually hate it. It's why we want you to go back to Africa.
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Senator Touch Grassley
3 months
Are we gonna talk about how this guy's name is Raw Dong Lover?.
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Oli London
3 months
Jaguar boss DEFENDS woke DEI advertisement; accusing critics of “vile hatred and intolerance.”. Rawdon Glover, the managing director of Jaguar, said the campaign message had been lost in “a blaze of intolerance”, adding that the carmaker must move away from “traditional
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@GrassleyReturns
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@castleb0y Try pulling the cock out of your ass before tweeting next time.
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@captivedreamer7 @LokiJulianus It's sad that our good Ol' boys have to fantasize about some mythical commitment to America in the minds of the 75 IQ Mayans they met in the army, who in actuality were there purely because they had no better options, or maybe were going for a chance at a green card.
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@Aristos_Revenge Incredible that this is where we were just eight years ago. Just a few years before that the fucking chairman of the RNC used to be MICHAEL STEELE. It was so fucking over before Trump.
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2 months
@Slatzism @RexUmberleigh It's not just that it was "claimed" to be. It's that a direct succession of thinkers applied the same principles and analytical frameworks to the world at higher and higher levels of abstraction one generation after the next.
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Senator Touch Grassley
2 months
@hope_pead @TillermansCULT Am I the only one who remembers that 18 mo. period when Western media was in love with Mohammad Morsi? . If they ever got Assad out of the way, the entire world would be *lucky* to get someone half as good as Sisi without going through another year of ISIS.
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@cimmerian_v I'm thinking about the guy who jumped in front of a subway train and stopped aging . I'm thinking about the guy who blew his head off with a shotgun and stopped aging.
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Senator Touch Grassley
2 months
@0xAlaric @RobertDrewry7 "We didn't have much, but we increased the fuck rate."
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Senator Touch Grassley
17 days
It's tragic, but also very funny that the main effect of having a black president was to n*ggerize an entire generation of working people by placing formerly normal commodities out of their reach.
@j3lqingt0n
Jelqington
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If we adjust for inflation, then $1000 today is like $600 in 2005, and in 2005 $600 was more than enough to buy you a 10 year old domestic/Korean economy subcompact with 150k+ miles or a workable non-runner Japanese/Euro car that was 10-20 years old.
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1 month
Elon is tilted, and he's shooting from the hip. This doesn't make any fucking sense, and if he took a deep breath and got his heart rate down he would have realized that and not posted it. Elon, we don't want any fucking Indians here. You're not going to change our minds.
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Elon Musk
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@HagActual @iamyesyouareno @MarioNawfal If you need a school, you’ve lost already.
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@GrassleyReturns
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Whoever taught Ian Miles Cheong to speak English is the greatest villain of the 20th century.
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3 months
@kitten_beloved @absynyet Sounds like you have no idea what the number is, and you're working backwards from your 1980s cuckservative belief. Virtually all "nonviolent" offenders pleaded down from more serious offenses. The 13% is a *broadly* defective population and we shouldn't sugarcoat it.
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3 months
@cimmerian_v "Walz, you need not follow them. You were not always as you are now. You were once a man of the Midwest! Come down."
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@Cernovich @LokiJulianus Cognizant destroyed the first company I worked for using Indian scabs. I got strung along for five years with promotions that never materialized while they set up a deal to jeetmaxx the whole shop. Totally altered my career trajectory downward, and a lot of other guys' too.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
26 days
@k9_reaper @catholicspaceem Every so often I find a package in my lobby cut open, with the book still inside. These are the only packages I *know* will never be stolen. Once they even cut open my thriftbooks package. Too lazy/dumb to even read the word "thriftbooks" which is printed 20x on the envelope.
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@GrassleyReturns
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Trump should sign an EO that bans using a Mexican accent just on some words and talking normally for the rest of the words.
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2 months
@aimeeterese Not just their tactics but fundamentally their values as well. They have a third worldist, reflexively pro-brown, slave morality that dictates their orientation to world events, and they defer to a deeply feminine pecking order style of hierarchy. Fuentes is a classic "queen bee".
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@Labor_van @ExplosiveVrat @ScottMGreer If you use the word 'bourgeoisie' you're actually a homosexual and you will be put in the camps.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@nostalgiafkninc This girl is a 6.5, but I would go to war for her. There are 10s I wouldn't go to the store for.
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@GrassleyReturns
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4 months
"Looks like a massive Hitlercane is bearing down on the coast.". "It's a HURRICANE! Weatherchad, be serious!". "Nope, definitely a Hitlercane, at least a category 14 for sure. Expect an 88 foot surge.". "You're gonna get me fired!". "We're projecting at least 6 million dead."
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@GrassleyReturns
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Today would be day 8 of the gayest, blackest, most jewish government ever, flooding the country with as many brownoids as possible, putting white people in jail for complaining. We have so much to be thankful for. #ThankYouShinzo
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@JoelWBerry If you werent outflanked by racially conscious whites you'd just be the same inert con inc windbags of yesteryear. You hate who dragged you into higher level of political consciousness, much like African/Indian hates Anglo for teaching recent ancestors to eat with fork and knife.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@njvinnie @MikeNellis Equal ground? Does that mean you no longer support the government taking money from white people and redistributing it to non white people?.
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@RealJarTaylor You can't have voluntary separation if the whites want it and the browns don't. Someone is going to have to get something they didn't voluntarily choose. Our position is that whites should not be forced to live involuntarily with non whites.
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@Lady_Astor A lot of Jews feel the same about this country as Indians do, but many don't. Many Jews are in some sense authentically American, love this country and it's culture etc. That doesn't mean their interests are aligned with the rest of ours, but lots of them don't ACTIVELY hate us.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@realchrisrufo @bronzeagemantis @PedanticKilljoy @wanyeburkett >Gen Z is accumulating wealth faster than previous generations. Ridiculous talking points like this and laughable govt lies like "full employment" are why you're getting dragged. Biden admin says this kind of shit all the time. Have you bought eggs lately? How about a house?.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
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@QuetzalPhoenix Villeneuve's career ceiling should have been "one of the industry's all time great cinematographers." The man has incredible technical vision, but zero sense of story and no business at all casting or directing actors.
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@GrassleyReturns
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This is everything you need to know about liberals. The trains are fucking abysmal and getting worse year over year. They can't fix them, but they can tax the shit out of the alternatives, and that's enough for them to declare victory. These people should swing.
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Andy Boenau
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"People told us they left their cars at home and took transit for the first time.". This is the way.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
1 month
Here's Elon and Scott Adams boosting content from fucking Neera Tanden, who is genuinely one of the most evil people alive in America today.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@ScottAdamsSays Yes. And those contemptible fools must be removed from the Republican Party, root and stem.
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@GrassleyReturns
Senator Touch Grassley
5 months
Help me find my frens
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Millennial women were sluts and the men became gay libtards, but Gen Z doesn't get laid at all and they're becoming fascists. Feminists' whole crusade was to be allowed to trade pussy for politics, and then they just stopped offering pussy and are shocked they lost the politics.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@LokiJulianus Pakistan is a historical fiction. There's no such thing. It's a region of India.
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@WomanDefiner Vivek's retarded culture rant was telling. It showed how totally insincere his alignment with the right is. He's clearly just mimicking boomer consternation because he doesn't know what a real political conviction would sound like and bases his grift on FNC personalities of yore.
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I've said it before, but this is an absolutely nuclear mog. If I live a million years I will never have the balls to post face on this app.
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@WomanDefiner There used to be a robust body of law around this. A homewrecked spouse had a cause of action against the in interloper for "alienation of affection." Needs to come back bigly.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@M0rseM00se @buttonslives That depends, do you have experience in left wing media and/or porn? Are you sleeping with any of Chris Rufo's friends? If not, your odds go way down.
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@GrassleyReturns
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Fauci OBVIOUSLY knew it came from a lab. His emails prove it, and he knew that he had illegally approved funding for gain of function research at that lab. Even your half-assed, years-late mea culpa is an attempt to corral people back into propaganda. You absolute clown.
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Chris Cillizza
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7/ First, and most importantly, I deferred to expert voices at a moment — May 2020 — when even they were making it up on the fly. That’s not to say that Fauci didn’t believe that Covid-19 had originated in a wet market in Wuhan province. I think he absolutely did.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@ALPHA2000987 @OldInternetFeel Irishness is not a piece of paper. Blacks aren't Irish.
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@IrishPatri0t It's also not conservatism. It's a way for slightly disagreeable guys to signal that, while they don't want to virtue signal for the civic religion, they'll never strongly resist it either.
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@GrassleyReturns
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@allyauteurs1138 @QuetzalPhoenix Shut the fuck up.
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@yacineMTB @TheMadDimension Lmao you gay little bitch.
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@MysteryGrove You have launched the actual trvke.
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Senator Touch Grassley
25 days
I want to be perfectly clear about this: I support political violence, but I have no intention of doing any myself. I'm a busy guy, I have a lot of burritos to wrap, and I can't miss a shift or I won't be able to pay the note on the used 2019 Toyota Camry I financed for $23,000.
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@MakeAnimeReal @HarmlessYardDog @0xAlaric Vivek is a slimeball salesman/consultant type. He doesn't know what it would look like to actually express values, but he can try to approximate boomer consternation about what's wrong with the youth. He's seen other conservatives do that. That's all this is.
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Senator Touch Grassley
3 months
"Wait, you were friends with Saruman?". "Joe, I get along with everybody. And he won't tell you this but he used to walk in my woods, until I ran for president, he used to love Trump. But he no longer cares for growing things. He has a mind of metal and wheels. It's very sad."
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4 months
THE BITCH MODERATOR IS LITERALLY THE BRIDE OF YAKUB
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@branded_orc I think the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light thing was basically a woke Pearl Harbor. It woke up the sleeping giant of normal dudes that just wanted to drink cheap beer and watch sports and ignore politics.
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@smashbaals @BasedTorba -Jefferson himself opened sessions of the Virginia statehouse with Christian benediction. - "separation of church and state" is not in the founding documents. - only Thomas Paine held the modern secular view and it alienated him permanently from the other founding fathers.
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@WomanDefiner Tech CEOs should actually be banned from speaking publicly on immigration.
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@CWingUexkull There's just no scenario in which a person would ever respond that way to someone they care about.
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@hope_pead Anyone else notice that Democrats are the real racists?.
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@wolf_reon @memeticsisyphus If you think deterrence is the only, or even the primary function of incarceration, you're not equipped for this discussion.
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Senator Touch Grassley
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This is fucking tragic. James is a good looking guy who isn't even 25% looksmaxxed and Tessa is a fucking beast who will never even be slightly attractive to anyone as long as she lives. Where is James' family? Where are his friends?! Who let him do this to himself?!?!.
@WomanDefiner
Paul
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Meet Tessa and James from Dallas Texas. Tessa is a legal Mexican Immigrant who moved to America after marrying James. She isn't allowed to work by law until she gets her green card. James makes 23.50 an hour and cant really afford to support both of them in Dallas on that wage.
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She was so real for this.
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Delicious Tacos
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@ComradeDoyIe I was MLK was still alive so I could kneel on his neck.
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@eyeslasho @wanyeburkett How is your account as big as it is with you posting STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT like this every single day?.
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Senator Touch Grassley
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Anything that unites hispanics, africans, and indians should probably be destroyed.
@sharghzadeh
شرق‌زده sharghzadeh
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Anglo mind cannot comprehend eight hour WhatsApp calls where you speak only intermittently. This unites us all, from Hispanics to Indians to Africans.
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This is not a realignment of blacks and latinos into MAGA. This is an existing group of tax leeches getting mad that they have to share white people’s money with a new group of tax leeches. We don’t need or want anything to do with this bullshit.
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@ScottAdamsSays I don't think we need to be that delicate with the messaging anymore. The tide is turning on this stuff. They're on record saying DEI is their top priority. Why shouldn't we make them defend that?.
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@JAEbberts What I don't understand is why any of you feel that you're in a position to lecture, as if identity-neutral conservatism isnt a totally defeated ideology. NONE of the wins of the Trump era belong to you. You're talking like our enemies do. How do you *expect* to be received?.
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@Cernovich Can you just not be a pfaggot for like six hours.
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@eyeslasho @josephine_now Oh so you got two cars for free.
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@feelsdesperate @ofreacharound I guess I'm happy with that result, but really, an adult should be able to realize that the market invariably selects tyranny, and that that renders libertarianism inert (at best) at the policy level.
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If Obama divorces Michelle I'm going to try and make a market on on Bill Burr k*lling himself
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@memeticsisyphus Absolutely not beating the boomer retard allegations.
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@wanyeburkett I don't think it's at all obvious that it's a net win. When you bail people out of the direct consequences of their actions, all you do is accept a set of indirect consequences, plus whatever distorted incentives come with the price of your bailout.
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