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Stupid black bastard - Racist
Stupid white bastard - Legend
Hardly a hangable offence, but justifying one and not the other makes you a racist.
Keep preaching from your moral soapbox pretending you’re morally superior to everyone else, though.
Frauds.
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How embarrassing the AFL not only promotes this bullshit, but pays for it. Australians being lectured by a white guy about history before a sporting event. Fuck off cunt! 🖕
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Hats off to Dimma. Wins a fuck load of flags, jumps ship before they fall off a cliff, upgrades Mrs Hardwick to a younger model, moves to the GC, pillages his old club of talent, then belts them off the park at their first encounter! Respect!
#AFLSunsTigers
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We’ve been spammed by this fuckwit every day since September. They lose one game and the coward goes into hiding. What’s with these spastics being weak as piss?
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AFL loves kicking own goals. If an ‘incident’ took place at a private function and no staff, coaches or members of the public were present, and they’ve already been cleared of anything illegal, then why does anyone need to know about it and who gives a fuck.
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You’d struggle to find a lower form of ‘journalism’ anywhere. It’s bad enough the poor bloke is a paraplegic, but now his ex’s love life is the topic of click bait. Fuck you’re a low cunt, Shayne Bugden. Daily Mail for publishing it, just as bad.
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To be fair to Brownie, I’d fall out of love with my wife of 19yrs and mother of 3 as well, if I had something 19yrs younger and looked like this bouncing on top of me. What dreams are made of. What a man! 👑
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As you step into this new chapter, remember to embrace every moment & chase your dreams fearlessly. With enough time & dedication, you too can be an unemployed loser who uses ChatGPT to wish their sister HB on a platform they don’t use, rather than telling them in person. 🥳
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When the lads ask how things have been in the bedroom with the wife of late
#InternationalWomansDay
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Surprised the sun came up today. Reading comments you’d swear a group of GWS players raped & murdered a village of woman & children. Nope, just performed some comedy in private you’d pay to see at a standup gig. Cant miss an opportunity to be outraged over nothing. Losers.
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@braddavo
Have a beer and put your brain back in, Brad. Thanks for outing yourself as a hypocrite, finally. We already knew it, just wanted you to type it out so we can read it again and again. Thanks.
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Let’s be perfectly clear, the AFL let Wayne Carey commentate on their offical broadcast for years AFTER glassing his partner. They couldn’t give a fuck about domestic violence, just another puppet to the media!
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Pushing through a hangover and pretending you’re 100% so the wife can’t hassle you in the future for having 20 beers is one of the most underrated skills a man can have. It’s instinct, you can’t teach it. Some have it, some don’t.
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This has confirmed Essendons standing as the biggest FRAUDS in the comp! Crows had no backline, no bench, umpires handed them 5 goals from frees and they’ve failed against 14th placed Crom! Absolutely pathetic!
#AFLDonsCrows
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On a scale of saint to shit cunt, dozens of jockeys in the shit cunt category give horses a sore back 7 days a week, never get questioned. Craig Williams is a saint. The media should be embarrassed for the beat up they’ve caused over Giga Kick & now Jimmysstar. Leave him alone.
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This is what people don’t see (I uploaded a pic to make sure you do). Still on my diet. Haven’t milked enough engagement from dad yet & speaking of milk, decided a pic including the perfect angle of the milkers would drive engagement at 1am. Beem still in bio.
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Wouldn’t be a bad time of year to be a sex worker on the Gold Coast. A lot of morbidly obese racing identities kicking around with fat wallets & overinflated egos, after pissing millions up the wall at the sales & not many would be able to pull a root organically. Sellers market.
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🚨 UPDATE 🚨
Conditions were too dangerous well before the G1’s but we decided to push on and get them run and won, regardless of the risk. BM races aren’t worth our time so we’ve decided safety is now important once again.
🚨 UPDATE 🚨
Please be advised races 9 and 10 at Royal Randwick have been abandoned due to continuing rainfall and poor visibility.
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Punters don’t fund the industry, apparently owners do. Remove punters and enjoy racing for ribbons then you stupid cunt. 🤣
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FRIENDLY REMINDER: Shops are shutting for a day, ensure you buy enough food for a month, you brain dead cunts!
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Could mount a strong case the great man has such an eye for talent, he’ll be added to the recruitment team this offseason. He knew it was a bad trade straight away and promptly documented it on his life blog… 🥛
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@FionaRoseT
@AFL
If it helps you sleep at night, Jeremy Finnlayson doesn’t even know you exist. Thankfully the AFL introduced a new rule this season that if you cry harder after a 10 goal loss, 4 points magically appear on the ladder. Keep up the great work.
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Not my ticket, only sharing as I’ve never seen it before. The elusive 5x on a winner actually exists! 😵
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How fucked are we when Dean Yendall has to issue an apology, equivalent of murdering someone, for a bit of light hearted humour. Society of snowflakes.
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Anthony Albanese is a fraud & yesterday was his biggest stunt yet. Spewing domestic violence shake-ups & housing affordability, while importing millions that don’t abide by western law & have fk’d housing in this country forever. Shut your mouth & shut the borders you fraud cunt!
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Sooner we accept that if the date is changed, these cunts will only find something else to complain about. It’s time to ignore them, our lives will be happier for it!
I can’t wait to celebrate Australia Day, I’m proud of my country! Hope you whining dogs enjoy your day at work!
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Appreciation post to connections of Bella Nipotina, who aren’t absolute cowards like most and enjoy racing their horse! 🫶
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Send the fucking asteroid. Now!
Now outside Flinders St Station. People as far as the eye can see and thousands more still arriving up Swanston St. 'In our thousands, in our millions, we are all Palestinians!' ✊🇵🇸🇱🇧
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As shocked as I am at the result, you pommy queers would never want to bag our horses ever, ever again! She’s not even a D grader down here! Would have been easy for Henry to be overwhelmed by the doubters, but he’s carried on and conquered the world. Well done! 👏
Asfoora has done it!!! She wins the King Charles III Stakes at Royal Ascot! You beauty! 🇦🇺
@HDwyerRacing
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Can’t wait to see what
#60mins
uncovers on the CFMEU and their links to the Andrews government. Biggest criminal organisation in the country, holding taxpayers to ransom and drongos like PRGuy and that dumb bitch with 16x 💉 will still defend the vermin blindly.
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Matildas managed to get rinsed by the Germans before the opening ceremony has even taken place. If that isn’t statue worthy, I don’t know what is!
#Olympics
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Housing crisis housing crisis housing crisis…
Australia’s population grew by 650k last year and only 170k houses were built…
Which politician will cut the fucking bullshit and shut the fucking borders!?
That’s who everyone should be voting for at the next election!
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That is the most outrageous 4th place ride you’ll ever see. How Amade finished that close after Spaino lost his stirrups on the first lap, I’ll never know. Buy that man a beer!
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All for people having strong opinions, in fact I encourage it, but don’t delete your account like a coward if you’re going to have a crack at someone. Cop whatever backlash you get when you’re right/wrong. Miles does, which is more than we can say for snowflake Tony.
“Miles you’re officially the flog of the century; I pronounce you king flog of racing and king of the sub 50 IQ twitter cesspool that you inhibit.
“May one day you will be able to recognise a racehorse's greatness.”
Tony Ottobre hits backs
@PfitznerMiles
after Jenni saluted!
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@CaptainUniverse
Fancy watching a legend retire and thinking; How the fuck can I link this back to my irrelevant club where he played 166 games ago
Somethings strange alright and it’s you!
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When you order a family feast and someone eats the last piece of chicken without asking you…
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Google Translate:
I’m a G1 sook
Looking for Pride Of Jenni account? Tony Ottobre says gone:
“It was enjoyable updating those that were interested in Pride of Jenni, I didn’t have to do it. But some idiotic comments.
“It made me angry and I struggled to sleep,
I decided that I don’t need this angst in my life.”
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Responsible Gambling need to do a case study on this mini-series. It encompasses every emotion of every degenerate punter, ever! I love it!
Day 50 of betting 5c on the best bet of the day for every Instagram follower I have 🤑
#finance
#punting
#punt
#racing
#horseracing
#horseracingtips
#tips
#cash
#betting
#gambling
#moneymindset
#moneymotivation
#growth
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Serious credit needs to go to Clayton Douglas. I thought Giga Kick was completely finished and he’s gone within a whisker of winning it again. He’s a much needed boost to our outrageously thin WFA sprinting ranks. I’m glad he’s back!
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I’ve come to the conclusion that unless your first reaction when a loved one passes is to jump on social media and milk it for all it’s worth, you really aren’t using social media to it’s maximum potential.
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People outside the racing bubble now learning this fat buffoon couldn’t lie straight in bed, especially concerning a dodgy sale.
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For someone who claims to watch the amount of racing he does, you’d be hard pressed to find anyone, anywhere, more clueless. Takes an incredible amount of effort to be wrong week in, week out, but Rorza makes it look easy. 👏
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Benny Scarf subbed in his mate Fark Whits. Account began 3 days ago, next day biggest bet of the day $400 @ $3.6, next day turns over $17k, $3.9k loss, next day giving out tips for success as a 23yo punter/trader… they’re great to laugh at, but who do these cunts think they are.
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Think About It logging into X tonight to read all the eulogies of his passing
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Basil was right. Woman’s tennis fucking sucks! This wasn’t even reserve grade. Them getting paid the same as the men, for 1hr of hit and giggle, is embarrassing in itself for the gender pay gap. Men should get double, if not more. Main event on tomorrow night, thankfully!
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He’ll cop hate, but I agree. The horse was $101, when does a jock stay 10 off the rail once clear unless obstructing, went out way harder than it usually would, finished with the ambo & if you think the Sydney jockeys were going to let her roll in & steal another $5 mill race…
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Pride Of Jenni owner Tony Ottobre alleged improper riding by Adam Hyeronimus on Major Beel.
Chief steward Steve Railton said the panel were “duty bound” to follow up by complaints made by the owner but after hearing evidence from jockeys they found no issue.
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Quietly confident that if someone/anyone from that weapons convention in Melbourne, whipped the wrapping off one of those new toys and wiped out every single one of those protestors, they’d have the support of at least 90% of all Australians.
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@PrimeWalsh
You can’t be holding the title of the Lead Carlton Troll Squad and be falling for this fake nonsense. I’m going to have to relinquish your accreditation, unfortunately.
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When you catch up with school mates and reminisce about the birds you used to shag at school
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Vague, no details, could be big, not disciplinary or destabilising, I literally have NFI, but could be huge guys. Have tweet notifications set and stay by your phones I’ve been told, but I literally have NFI haha 🙄
#AttentionSeeker101
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Vale Black Caviar. The only horse in living memory that didn’t lose when carrying my cash. RIP
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New drinking game: Have a beer for every horse in your stable
Level unlocked: Stroke 👌
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One of the few industries where this occurs & the reaction is fine the individual
Anyone ask how many hrs he’s worked this week, how many kms travelled to meetings, how many hours spent wasting?
We pretend to care after a major incident, we really don’t if this is the reaction
"Connections have booked a Group 1 winning rider and there you are fast asleep five minutes before a race."
#CaptainSnooze
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How can Australia even pretend we’re remotely serious about stopping domestic violence, when this is how someone who’s just murdered a mother going for a run, for no reason whatsoever, is described like a national hero. Jon Anderson should be sacked immediately. Fuck you cunt!
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Any wonder Mark gets legless after every G1. You’d need earmuffs if you had to listen to that bouncing on top after a few champers!
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Genuinely sucks society changed to a point where Sam Newman and The Footy Show got cancelled. It was hilarious, it signalled the start of the footy round and now we have nothing, not even Thursday night footy.
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My favourite part of the GWS non-event is how much its angered the AFLW 🥔’s. Their competition is so irrelevant they’ve got nothing positive to talk about, so they’re talking about costumes the men wore instead. Hand back all handouts the AFL gives, fund your own charity & STFU!
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Anyone know what the track conditions will be at Randwick tomorrow? Trying to do the form and weather chat been unusually quiet this week.
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Really hoping all the data analysts break down the Queen Elizabeth sectionals at some stage today so I can get a good handle on the race going forward
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This repulsive swine is back at it. In the real world, if you aren’t the size of a blimp, ppl might approach you in a bar, spark up a conversation & buy you a drink. X has created a fake economy where undesirable humans think they are gods gift. Buy your own drinks you fat cunt!
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Wrong.
Pictured: The only two blokes in Australia cheering Airman home at $50s 🫠
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It’s time to send the fake aborigines a clear msg. We won’t be welcomed to our place of birth, we don’t acknowledge your made up history for monetary gain & we will boo loudly any time you force your rubbish down our throats. Save story time for those who want to hear it. No one!
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Imagine a day in the life of Incrediblybozza. Wake up at 10, panic scroll every Pies content page incase missed someone yawn, share on own page as though originator, collect NDIS payment, commentate every footy game/show, msg Joffa miss you, finger mum, fall asleep on couch. 🔁
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Horse syndicators
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@GeelongCats
Mental health is a direct translation to: nose beers
Just rip the Crows a new one on Saturday and we couldn’t care less what you do in your downtime, brother.
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Seeing Coolmore’s investment depreciate rapidly in two consecutive runs puts a smile on the face! Justice for Hippo! 😊
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He’s given Private Eye the Buenos Noches. Is there any way of knowing which hot favourites Nash will give a barrier trial before the gates open?
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I think we can all agree the Flemington Carnival has been hard on most. Punting hard, cost of living hard, getting photos with winning connections hard. Some say I do it for love, some say I do it for fame, some say I do it for free flights. Anyway, see you all at Magic Millions!
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FB memories tells me it’s 12yrs to the day since Pierro got rolled in the Caulfield Guineas at $1.22. Which highlights 2 things, good horses get beaten and I’ve been punting like a degenerate for well over 12yrs. Yikes! 😵💫
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Where are all the ‘Kah didn’t take the run’ fuck heads now? Almost put through the fence and still lands the choccies!
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Being shameless is really paying dividends. The saying is New Year, New Me, but let me reassure my faithful donors, it’s New Year, Same Me! I’ll keep you updated with my unnecessary purchases & be sure to throw out some more sob stories when the invoices lob! Happy 2024 ya’ll! 🥳
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What the fuck is this? The only pay dispute we should see going forward is that this gimmick league gets any funding at all. If this is the professional standard they’re running, select all, delete and forget it ever existed. Pathetic.
"That's just not good enough from a defensive work-rate perspective - when you've got three, four players working harder than any one of your defenders."
The Kangaroos walk it in for their seventh goal -
@kateemac9
points out an issue with Carlton's backline...
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Punters, when tweeting about RUOK Day, ensure you continue walking past homeless ppl in the street like they don’t exist & emphasise to your followers that DMs are always open. It’ll be the only way your online friends know you’re a good human & you’ll sleep better tonight.
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A massive 24hrs after his time on X became “so much more enjoyable” and hitting his “sweet spot” by putting his account on private, he’s back to public…
At what point does it transition from attention seeking to a mental illness? Asking for Todd.
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Without a doubt the best school memory there was. When this puppy got wheeled out, you knew you were about to do fuck all for an hour.
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6 lives wasted in a shopping centre, just going about their day. America positioning warships in the Middle East ready to strike Iran. Some days it’s hard to be optimistic about the outlook of mankind.
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Why are some Collingwood supporters so retarded and insecure they’re still banging on about last year’s flag. It’s Brisbanes turn. Shut up you inbred cunts!
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Isn’t it ironic this piece of shit pretends to care about the safety of our children, while our borders remain open and taxpayers hand over our money, welcoming the next generation of terrorists into our country, by the thousands, every fucking day! Fuck off scumbag!
Our plan to legislate a minimum age for social media will support parents and protect children.
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$3.3+ to beat a bunch of picnic horses. Has anyone got the WA Police Commissioners number? I need to report a theft! GET IN CUNT!!!
#Overpass
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Most exciting thing about IWIW is he’s a gelding. At his current rate of racing, we might get to enjoy him at the races at least twice more before he retires.
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The nicest man in racing has got his G1! Well done EJ you legend. 🌟
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Imagine being this dense. Spending money we’ve earned on entertainment of our choice v a repulsive fat swine who’s so entitled she torches her entire wage dressing up a pig, then expects others to pay for her social outings. Funny that
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1 week ago the PM recalled Ministers to Canberra, costing 500k combating COL. This is after torching $450 mil dividing the country. Tonight he enjoys a night at the AO Final, something few will afford in their lifetime, at taxpayer expense. Can this cunt be anymore out of touch?
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Outside of Purton dominating the fishbowl of HK years ago, I can’t recall a more dominant display than JMac has put on in the last few weeks. Any track, any country, any horse, same result! Blokes a freak!
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