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@GluttonForPuns

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Wooden boat builder/restorer. Yes, that’s still a job. Frequently overwhelmed by modern life. if you use woke as a pejorative, I hope you hate me.

Maine, USA
Joined April 2012
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@GluttonForPuns
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@Kyla_Lacey What is that sound I hear? Is it a stampede of the sanctimonious? Coming eagerly to tell you off? I believe it is!
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@JessPected @kahtrinuh That’s pretty disturbing. She looks 12.
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@JoeKassabian Check out the DIY circumcision videos for inspiration.
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@monicabyrne13 The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
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@Halalcoholism @lastpositivist That’s like a madlibs for assholes.
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@thesiridahl Hah! I’m in Maine where I heard about a sin once, but it was just a rumor.
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@jamesstout @IwriteOK My favorite are the support dogs that stay with children and curl around their feet while they testify against their abusers.
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@angel_0f_deathx I always read it as hoo-er like I’m Dewey Crow from ‘Justified’.
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@thesiridahl Don’t do it! I hear women fall into sin there.
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@_6signxxx @HighnessOphelia That’s a low fucking bar.
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@notcapnamerica My theory is that content creators are mostly open about their personal opinions and legacy media is doing some cirque du soleil shit trying to pretend they’re perfectly objective.
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@BlkAssFeminist That’s depressing.
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@KillerMike Can’t send a man to prison for something they’re selling in boutiques in LA.
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@BlkAssFeminist Are they just not looking at Black viewership blocks? You don’t need white people to make something huge anymore.
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@IwriteOK It’s the reunion of Operation Ivy. Don’t get ahead of yourself.
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@monicabyrne13 I have two eras: one, when I was young and pronounced it ‘Ellengal’ and then later when I knew how to pronounce her name and still say Ellengal in my head.
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@FCUtdofWxm @MrPostsGood I’m not clear on why you would have to defend this decision. It seems self-evident why you would reject this.
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