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I knew when I took this picture it was relevant to something but I couldn't remember what until now
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Tradies will make fun of you for not knowing what a 9/16 socket looks like by heart, but if you ask them to extract a zip file on their computer they punch a hole in the wall
Why plumbers will be $200 l/hr in the future lol.
Nobody knows how to work with tools and this video clearly shows it!!
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Ironically the patience he displayed in taking the lows, not panicking then whooping your ass the rest of the set shows he's a much better player than you
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@PixelsofMark
Damn dude, you're the center of one of the most iconic video game covers of all time. Badass.
Extra nerd question; is it supposed to be Ramirez from the campaign? That's what I've always assumed but I don't think it was ever explicitly stated.
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I really just got punished with a crouch cancel Kazuya cd3 then got jumped by the whole hood
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Muting thread now, being in trades is very respectable and there's nothing wrong with it, just don't use it as a reason to be a dick
An impossible challenge for many tradies I know but I have faith. Also pull your pants up and wear a belt for once
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@KenstarFGC
Lmao they work hard and are very useful I don't deny it but the ego that comes with it for so many is just annoying
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So glad they're trying to cut down on these "staredown situations" in Tekken 8. 😌
So boring.
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😤😤😤🦘🦘
Anyone remember Roger Jr
This character would be a menace in this game 😂💪🏽
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That's cool but Choksae's is faster
Fastest possible wavedash using a TAS. Each input is precisely 1-frame long
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Crazy to think that this was just a harmless, clever reference from
@AvoidThePuddle
at the time.
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@ohsoariaa
The bitches in question hate the wrench turner cause he doesn't stfu about his boring ass job and still thinks farting around people is funny
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If you think I am being serious then: you got trolled+lol+ez bait+L+I had relations with your mother last evening
And if you think Tekken needs Roman cancels, meter, less neutral and more 50/50s you are an unfortunate victim of fetal alcohol syndrome
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Tekken 8 better be using that DLC money for some new animations bro. If Bryan wins a round he needs to be jumping on your character to try to deliver the ass beating win pose, but your character kicks him off right as "Round 2" comes up and the camera centers. Personality please
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@NoGoodCitizen
Thanks. Just returning energy. A tech guy that does an hour of work a day for double their wage without breaking his knees could ask them some IT bullshit and make them look just like the kids in the video, and I'd call him an asshole too. They don't understand
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@LepaThewarrior
@ohsoariaa
I come from a blue collar family and worked at a grain elevator for 5 years retard. I probably know more of them than you do
Why would I be jealous of the guys working mandatory 12s, who are held together with duct tape, super glue, and a beer gut by the time they're 30
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@ThuhRealMak
Everybody needs to have clips like this on standby for when the villagers start squawking on here
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@LightswornOne
It is funny I agree, but these people look like high school kids, and in a customer service role it can be hard to just say "quit bullshitting" cause in the rare event he's not, now you might get in trouble
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It's insane how just this clip of spawning in shows how OG MW2 was better
- Instant spawn, no earrape helicopter cutscene
- Teammates aren't thumping around with loud ass elephant feet
- The best spawn theme in CoD history
- Announcer has emotion
- Map has noticeable flow to it
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@wtchngClb
A very large percentage seems to have picked up on the sarcasm, but we have a few stragglers that were definitely saved by No Child Left Behind
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That's what happens when they make a complex competitive fighting game cater to lazy casuals that never cared
Modern FG's have to be the only competitive genre where you're shamed for wanting depth, complexity and as many ways possible to demonstrate your skill. It's so weird
My opnion : Tekken 8 is not fun.
Aggressive is actually just an absurdity
I think I don't adapted to this game,
As someone I've been doing since Tekken1 so far,
tekken8 is a lot of things I can't understand
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Hitting the wall blast on Midnight Siege makes the helicopter crash into the building and bring it down. I love everything about this stage
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@Shadow20z
Using Lidia then getting your ass beat by Kazuya then dropping all this is just a crazy ass timeline 🤣
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@TheUltimat9150
I replaced my entire sink+vanity with a YouTube video in 2 hours. Same for installing outlets in my basement when there were none at all 😂
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@oac_kemet
"It's great for the spectator experience! So hype when a punish is missed and the scramble afterward! 😃👍"
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@notblametruth
There's a reason shit like tango sucka, brosayu stun granato, BO2 Merc announcer etc mean something to OG's man, the old games had a serious tone and still a ton of personality. New announcers have ZERO soul and the Marvel type one liners from the operators are constant eye rolls
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Old
@CORN_UNCLECAPS
tried to run off and escape the cock... Had to hold him down and make him feel it!!! 🐔🍆🐓
Don't move 🚷🚷🚷
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I haven't been this happy to play Tekken in years bro. Coming back to this with what I know now is so satisfying. Imagine getting hit by +5 DVJ hellsweep but backdashing Scraper afterward. I'll never be able to optimize this games movement with my messed up thumb but that's ok 🤩
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The amount of people that did not like seeing me backdash and having it actually accomplish something is pretty high
T7 really created a new gen of players that don't know anything besides mixups or CH fishing/frame traps. Hopefully T8 has movement nerfed even more for them 🤞
I haven't been this happy to play Tekken in years bro. Coming back to this with what I know now is so satisfying. Imagine getting hit by +5 DVJ hellsweep but backdashing Scraper afterward. I'll never be able to optimize this games movement with my messed up thumb but that's ok 🤩
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If Landon was to fully commit to creating YT content about the philosophy of Tekken, I think almost everyone would level up substantially.
Awesome stuff man. This is what I mean when I tell people top players see this game differently.
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About 10 years ago Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) called me a dick.
He was in a band that was playing in our city. I was hanging out and he asked me if I was gonna buy their album. "Nah prolly not man"
"Damn dude, you're kind of a dick"
All in good fun though
Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.
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These 3 all going after my pfp is crazy. I'm going to the gym man you got it.
@intellegint
@GlutesTK
@mrperfectpenis
Guess what dumbass, thats the chair from the Tekken contest at comic con, so im not a fucking loser
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@BlameTruthYT
Toxic positivity is much more of a problem than negativity in almost everything these days. People refuse to tell it like it is because they don't want "bad vibes" but shit will never change if the problems aren't addressed.
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If a Tekken song has gibberish/robotic lyrics it's a guaranteed bop every time
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Some of you have been around too long to be this desperate for approval lol. Why you letting this hurt your feelings. Focus on doing well and that validation you want will come from that
Not that you should care much what anyone thinks anyway. It has no bearing on your skill
Tier list of mfs who gon cook in T8 for the first year in NA. I did this based of whether their character is in T8, results, my experience versus them, and some lil tekken lore.
And no I'm not cookin first year of T8 with Devil Jin and Feng Wei lol.
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People flipping on Mak now with the "You're just old" shit is a sad timeline
The villagers who avoided Tekken for years cause it was too hard get handed this Fisher Price idiot version with Smash Bros stages and suddenly have a million things to say
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Don't ever try to guilt trip me you 3 bar mashing degenerate
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I just realized something.
Fahk not having legs, best movement, and doing 80% combo with RD and wall.
Namco - "😊"
Launch Leroy ruining the game and EVO Japan.
Namco - "😊"
Lars f21 into guaranteed SE1. Namco - "😱😱 OH MY GOODNESS! CHEAP! NERF IT IMMEDIATELY!!" 😠😠
😐
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Throwback to when
@justcallmetar
thought shit was sweet in Tekken and pissing me off. Had to put the demon boot to that ass
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@ArtificialVik
@LepaThewarrior
@ohsoariaa
I am absolutely fine with doing maybe 2 hours of actual work then fucking around the whole day while not destroying my body and getting paid more than you actually.
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@PerfectLegend
The fact that some people fail to see the sarcasm in this just shows where things are headed lol
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Detroit FGC, I'm sorry. I know he was a brother to everybody. I won't forget that he supported me from when I very first started. I really am gonna miss him.
Be strong
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Acting like this is an L is the epitome of privilege lol. That's a nice ass house that's probably got a pool in the back. All I've ever wanted is something like this and I'll be content
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If you are somebody saying "Just do this to beat x move" in Tekken and think that's the end of it please be aware that you are stupid. Especially if it's a committal, risky option
There are multiple layers to most interactions. You just found the first, and think you're done
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Elden Ring deserves all the dickriding it's getting. It's what happens when you get AAA resources/developers that are passionate and free to create their product however they want
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Target Finder was the perfect noob attachment. For casuals with no awareness or aim, it helped them see people to shoot. But the better you got at BO2, the more flawed it was. The outline wasn't perfect so you could still miss shots, and it completely removed peripheral vision.
Remember when call of duty broke their game with a legal aimbot?
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I was bored so I decided to start fresh on PC and got a 100 streak in punishment training.
Er... Ranked mode I meant. Same thing
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First tournament, first place. Had to travel north and demonstrate my meats by winning Isshocon
@azurebokeh
activated his schizo buff, turned into Indigo then ki charged me. Then shit got a lil toxic.
Great time. Rage art being exactly -15 is ass.
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Also for any dumbasses that will say he "just needs to adapt", you are telling a guy that was able to consistently thread the needle like this in older Tekken's where the games allowed it, to just mash, duck, etc (guess) like any other player. It's not adaptation, it's regression
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@ratingreloads
NV4 from Infinite Warfare. CoD4/MW2 M4A1
I liked the modern kind of reloads at first but I'm tired of them now. Really jarring and it's sensory overload to look at sometimes
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My friends I've been trying to get into Tekken for years:
"I can't go to a tournament! I'll get my ass beat! And you'll just win if we play!"
People at my locals who haven't ever beaten me in bracket or casual sets:
"Ight I'm bouta torture Glutes."
"This Jin gettin cooked."
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Tag 2 haters on year 12 of reposting the same interaction to try to invalidate the whole game
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This is a great point I didn't consider. Doing this on stick on P1 is actually insane.
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Finally hit my lifting goals
I think it's time to chill out and do something less taxing, and more for general health. Need to lose some weight too.
Anyway
315 lb incline bench, failed first time but got it 2nd
200 lb overhead press, should be able to do more if I'm fresh
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315 bench today. Validate me on this here bird app bc I deserve it thanks
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🤥
You ever just... start fucking? And just don't stop? 🍆🍆🍆
@ComatoseCW
@IDGOfficial
GG'S to everyone I played.
I appreciate the bias towards me from
@Palushina
@313Dtownsking
and
@LTrain_313
. And thank you to my hype men
@kumaistoptier
and
@CameronAde534
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I got bullied daily for being the poor kid in my class at the private school I went to all 9 years I was there
Now those same people who talked shit about my clothes and my family being on food stamps in front of everyone are coming out of the blue asking me for money
Poetic
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@vtakropfuf
People said this about Rage Art and had the "It won't be so bad" mindset just for Rage Arts to do exactly what people predicted even at the highest level, which was kill the neutral and have people get robbed by a cinematic super move because they decided to jab
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Happy New Year from me and my lil family to you and yours. Hope everybody had a good one. 2 year anniversary as well for me and her. These two give me the most peace I've ever had in my entire life.
Toxic tweets and negativity continue tomorrow though 💪🏻
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A brave but true statement
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Just rewatched my most meaningful event (to me), and I remember back then my passion for T7 was just crazy. I miss competing, learning, discussing and playing with everyone, and feeling how I felt here. I've tried to find a way to like T7 again but I just can't lmao 🗿👺
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This Mak fellow was just trying to help the community, but the jerks who HAD to complain forced him to raise the price. Fortunately he was still able to get me a ticket! 😃 He said shipping would make the total $400 which I was glad to pay for so I can support Tekken! Thanks Mak!
Anyone need a LCQ ticket lmk I got them thangs for the low. I'm charging $200 a ticket. Play or don't. Your choice. U retweet saying something negative I'm bumping it up to $300 for everyone. 🙏🏾
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I don't like to be the "it can always be worse" type of person but if you find this depressing you need to go through some legitimate struggle so you can appreciate this kind of stability
Main character syndrome got everybody wanting to be a billionaire entrepreneur drug dealer business owner 501c3 non-profit media mogul innovator so bad they’re literally crying at the sight of a completely normal adult life.
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Crazy how CoD went from multiple factions, with unique player models for each faction and category of primary weapon (which was useful too, because if you paid attention you could tell what a person had just from a glimpse at their character and adjust accordingly) -
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@fourzerotwo
@12am
@BlameTruthYT
Please save us man 😭
If anybody can do it it's you guys. We just want to be able to have fun again
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That "AW HELL NAH" that always comes out when you start doing real combos is everything.
And after you win you're getting held prisoner cause now they gotta call everybody in their phone to see if someone thinks they can beat you 😂
People wondering how Waka Flocka thinks he can take on SonicFox have never spoken to a hood nigga that played Tekken or Mortal Kombat before man 😂😂😂😂. They be thinking they got it like that fr
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@Fearofsilence3
I'd say I'm an intermediate player and I have no interest in grinding a game that dumbed itself down this much.
It's patronizing and I wouldn't find any satisfaction beating a renowned player in a game that does everything in it's power to shorten the skill gap between us.
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When people like me say modern gaming fuckin sucks this is what we mean, but we just get bombarded with the sped level take of "Durrr you must only play 2k and CoD"
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29. My whole life until I turned 25 all I wanted was stability, safety and peace. I thought that's all it would take to be happy. Got it at 25, still feel just as lost as I did when I was 21, even though I "have it all together", and have everything that most normal people want.
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POV: You, a new Tekken player, showing up to a Detroit local for the first time.
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