Every muni has this guy. He works in the service industry so can only get out Monday or Tuesday. Super chill hang who will offer you weed by the 3rd hole.
Jay walks into players meeting to a chorus of boos, fumbles for 30 seconds trying to turn a projector on, clears throat and starts slide show:
“So we will introduce the ball rollback in a series of phases…”
Literally every plus handicap has had the thought cross their mind that they should “go pro” only to get waxed by some divorced 37 year old Dad with a Rocketballz 3 wood who stuffs a towel in his back pocket while he putts.
God speed Johnny. Here’s to many more GHIN doxxings.
Hell yeah, was hoping JT would use the equipment line as a guy that uses... *checks notes*
- A 1 of 1 set of Titleist irons
- A 1 of 1 prototype Scotty Cameron putter with a custom hosel design
- Custom grind wedges that were unavailable to the public for years until recently
Scottie the last player on the range. Was testing a new driver head, which he ended up swapping in to replace the old one.
This was the exact moment he made his decision (wait for it…)
"I think the game is in a perfect spot. The professional game, maybe it's a little more separated, mostly because of the media, not so much because of the players. But I think the game itself is in a great spot.
"I think that we have the most amount of people playing the game,
I don’t know how I wasn’t alerted of this Spieth moment from last week but I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes at his entire thought process.
“Absolute worst case we are plugged in the bunker”
/against all odds, he does something outside of his possible range of outcomes
🫠☠️
Proud owner of 24 of 100 free tickets to the LIV event next week under Reed’s code. Shockingly easy and they don’t verify anything.
Would be a shame if, I dunno, people “bought up” all the free tickets and then just didn’t show up.
Mrs TC must be a literal saint cause fellas, honestly, how quickly would your wife shoot this idea down?
“Hey, I know we have two young children but I think I’m going to book a flight across a literal ocean tomorrow because I had a dream he’s gonna win despite being down 7.”
The entire table is now so confused, including the older gentleman, bc I've said words that mean nothing to them. I take a minute explaining the nickname, which of course didn't help matters, and my wife just sits there completely embarrassed by me.
Thank you
@TheShotgunStart
This is legitimately the worst golf thing I've seen in years. Bryson lost all the goodwill he'd built up over the past couple months because he shared this information. Reeks of trying too hard to come across smart and different.
"Mr. Ward"
"Herman Keiser"
Get fucked pal
People should remember that while Charlie is bunting it around the PNC, George Gankas has an entire stable of 14 year olds getting gucci and scoobie ripping limited flight range balls onto the 101.
What if I told you all Bryson is lying and didn’t actually hit it off the heel cause it’s nearly impossible to hit a draw like that with a heel strike?
Also people need to learn what gear effect is…
One of my favorite dumb Golf Twitter bits was rekindled this evening.
John Peterson loves to tell us about what his ex-Navy Seal buddy says, although the details may change from time-to-time.
@BarstoolBigCat
There is a version of this that goes out over a pool which is a wonderful twist. Fail and potentially slap face first into water from 40 ft up. IOC whiffed here.
Some poor soul watched Full Swing today, decided to add
@TheShotgunStart
to their podcast rota, and are getting baptized with a Puerto Rico In/Out/Alternate from an airport lounge.
Wow. I’m reading online that people may consider not playing golf because of the ball rollback.
Is this true? Someone please advise?
I would not want it to be too easy to book tee times in the future.
Expenses:
Player Contracts: $700 million+
Prize Money: $255 million
Revenues:
Sponsors: $0
TV Contract: $0
Tickets: $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. the Tour is hurting my league
Is it possible Anthony Kim is just a guy?
He existed in a dark era of US golf talent. Beating up on Vaughn Taylor, Ben Curtis, Sean O’Hair, things of that nature.
Friendly reminder that the
@USGA
will schedule a U.S. Open 30 years out but apparently won't take it back to Chambers Bay, which is truly the greatest crime.
To which he corrects us and says "No, no. Sabbatini."
Now I'm a little drunk and as disappointment falls on the faces of other guests who don't recognize this other Rory, I get even more excited by this news, loudly yelling "The Boy from Bratislava! That's incredible!"
Last night I went to a dinner and sat at a table with an older gentleman who eventually mentions he used to play in PGA pro-ams. Someone else asks who his favorite partner was and he proudly exclaims "Rory! He's just a great guy!"
So I say "You've played with Rory McIlroy?!"
Who does Anthony Kim think his haters are?
The whole reason any of this is possible is because he's quite beloved! Golf Twitter spent a decade talking about this guy and he thinks it's all haters?!
It’s February 2011.
Riding a 4 game win streak and having just dropped 38 against the Lakers (outscoring Kobe), Jeremy Lin goes on the “Ripper Magoo” podcast and proclaims the only thing preventing him from being a future HOFer is not having LeBron James vertical jump.
Spieth: "The board is balanced. It's not player-driven."
Glover: "We have no business having the majority."
Rory: "The Tour is in a worse place... my confidence is low"
Rahm : "I'm actually on both sides"
Homa: "It's actually the internet making things seem worse than they are."
Aloha Golf Twitter, we need to talk.
While we can agree the PGA Tour should be a more rigorous test in many ways, keep your outrage for the mainland pillow fights. Hawaii is for chill island vibes, whale watching, and untucked button down shirts. (1/2)
The biggest golf Tour in the world is going to get driven into the ground by a bunch of idiot golfers who are constantly told they are “very smart boys” because they’ve never had an authentic conversation since they were in high school.
Truly insane times.
Vijay Singh stopping his practice session to watch Bryson Dechambeau do speed training on the driving range is still one of my favorite Masters moments.
I'm obsessed with this list of players and because I'm a sicko, I've unfortunately heard of all of them. Except for one...
Incredible stones to stand up and make demands with this resume.
Anyone who buys Masters merch and immediately puts it on eBay should be banned for life. ANGC already goes to great lengths to protect their brand so this should be a no brainer.
Free those tickets up for anonymous Twitter accounts that just want to walk the grounds.
@peterjkostis
Goddammit Peter, I just watched a livestream of a satellite crashing into a meteor this week. Let’s not pretend these are remotely similar eras technology-wise.
Hypothetically, is one allowed to have hot takes on a certain media company capitalizing on the NCAA’s fuckups to grow their brand?
Hypothetically, of course.
@KVanValkenburg
You had one subject to cover for two hours and still felt the need to run a commercial… having to offset production costs of what, maybe 10,000$ at most? Now imagine having to pay a billion dollars for a product, pay a million a week to produce it, while covering upwards of