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@GloballyNomad

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everywhere I go
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@_GordonGartrell She really needs to teach a class on time management cuz she did a whole week’s worth of activities in one day.
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Omw to hack my name into the Morehouse Class of 2019
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Beyonce said …
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@shannon_sense Like the jeans, wig and shirt are all wrong 🤣
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@thekitchn Carla….
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@tennei Me after going to Starbucks
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I want Winston Duke’s thighs to crack my head open like a walnut #USMovie
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Is it a blemish or monkeypox?
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@themahnetea Imagine overhearing this while you trying to enjoy your coffee
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What happened to people doing an old fashioned sex tape for publicity? That ain’t happening no more. We lost our ways
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“Tyrone, I need more financial aid or I won’t be able to attend this semester” I can’t hear you over these waves sweetie
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Girl....the PG13 jumped out!
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My gay ass listening to Migos while wearing H&M clothes and heading to Chick-fil-A
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@__dynish “Yeahhh I like dat”
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@KenyDaNinja March or April 2019 at the latest.
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@moeshamitchel “It’s not Thursday but.... #TakeMeBack 😩😩”
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X_____X this guy was scamming under their nose. Like 😭😭😭😭
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Friend: where u at?! Me: I'm 5 minutes away
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😭😭 my good sis fucked his ass up with a scarf on and house shoes. Y’all gotta stop fuckin with the gworls
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Aren’t Meagan & Grace friends IRL cuz their husbands are doppelgänger #HarlemOnPrime
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@NeNeLeakes I’m in stitches with this Echofon 2011 RT reply
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Azealia Banks has the most interesting life in the world. I can’t wait for her biopic to come out, played by Scarlet Johansson ofcourse
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States are on their “Girl...idc anymore” phase of reopening
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Me at Club Lambda
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WUTTICE DIS?? @DaleRussellFox5
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Me after deleting a thirst trap that only got 2 Likes.
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@michaeldavincii Ohhh they fuckin you up!
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@Yaboy_Skeete nahhh she'll be at your job unannounced like
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"I don't go to gay clubs" "Don't call me Girl/Sis" "I'm very masculine" "I only hang out with straight guys"
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@DayDaVonne_ can you just pin this gif, so we can all die happy?
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@luvmedj Yes 😍
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Kandi still writing HITS that stick like grits!
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Drake really posed like a bad bitch on spring break in Miami sharing a room with 5 other people 😭🤣
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Had to slow down. I thought Usher was trading places
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Meek mill was really that friend that didn't speak to you because you didn't put him Top 8 on MySpace
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@thunter86 Lmfaooo. Just tryin to help sis out.
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Damn. Ate all my snacks looking at a blank screen for an hour #loveisblindlive
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The lies! THE LIEESSS !!
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Nivea: they call me the black Britney Spears Me:
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Honestly. Truly.
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@Steph_I_Will (I got time)
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@IamFreddyOne EJ & Milan.....?
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I’m literally TERRIFIED to like a white man’s pic #OnHere
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Anybody black: omg wait that white boy is kinda cute The Colorist Page:
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Omg. What an embarrassment 😂😂😂😂 @ScottPresler
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“Hey...we just had sex u lonely single people”
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Forever my greatest love. ❤️
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@SeddieWeddie One thing Simone is going to do is SCREAM! 💀💀
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Girl.......... @smoss
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@AlexDGallant When your sugar daddy gives you money for some new bundles
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Black gay men excelling #Moonlight
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That #EndtheStigma thread is so beautiful.
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“LOOK at the COLORIST” - Y’all
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We tend to think of Pharrell aging like fine wine but Nelly has not aged since 2002. HOW?!!?
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Y’all are asking a lot from a drag queen who used to wear confederate dresses.
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FLOTUS is the only Michelle Beyoncé hugged like that 🌚🌚🌚🌚
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They snatched that crown off miss Colombia like
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When they made it to the sanctuary #Birdbox
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Cram your....nvm @kevinportillo32
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Canela the deer > Camila
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@timmythick Omg this too cute !!! 😭😭😭😭
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This felt rushed. The production was Wack. The viewers were confused. And people were acting like they didn’t belong there #TheManeEvent
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And Trump is hated only on Twitter.
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Zayn's album is actually good
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This is such a Joan statement
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Tracee Ellis Ross says she's happily single and has made friends with loneliness: "Not at home crying about it."
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I'm so over Liv and Fitz. #Scandal
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Omarion....you broke my what record?? #LHHH
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"At the end of the day" needs to be banned from Reality tv show. #LHHH http://t.co/Oy1nyIpJTw
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I’m more surprised he came out with another black man. 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
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@babybirkinbag Man I feel bad for him but at the same time running to the internet for validation is not it
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Well....Good karma is on your way. I hope. Lol @DanyelleRCarter
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So no stream AND no audio
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The Weeknd is clearing the way to sweep the Grammys. He’s having a great year.
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@DeondreTD This show & Half & Half had the best theme songs
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@infamousRIOT @theestallion This is exactly hot boy summer energy
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Did she...did she put a bandaid on her mouth??? #BBWLA http://t.co/j5KPfVAE5V
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Luther Vandross vs. Aretha Franklin
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Toni. Auntie. See this is why....
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@itsKARY_ Coronavirus and racism. What a year
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Ever since a Twitter became monetized, every post seems like engagement mining.
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@itsKARY_ & my victory wig
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Doesn't Becky remember that Shelli betrayed her?? Ugh this house #bb17 http://t.co/dt7iqbUa8d
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The party doesn't start until I get there #TLCisGoingToJailParty
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girl get on Twitter @MissPiggy
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Desus MF Nice💯
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kermit's new girlfriend is basically miss piggy after a trip to DR for surgery http://t.co/P2MCgzb1BN
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Omarosa got FIRED
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Oh these matching PJs
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I, too, sleep alone. On very comfortable sheets. #HTGAWM http://t.co/wCOavfuvJ9
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@Keisean Waaiittt... he moved in while they were casually dating?
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10K for pics?? Really Margeaux #LHHATL http://t.co/sOanFysc6E
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