Jolly Burnson
@GhostofanOldFr1
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Christian Nationalist. Reformed Evangelical. Bit Importer. I am a licensed optimist.
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“I summon you, Bill Mitchell, to fulfill your oath!”
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
I'm going all in. Unless DeSantis wins the GOP nomination, I will quit social media and politics forever.
I can no longer work in a world where a narcissistic, lying, criminal like Trump is my party's nominee.
DeSantis is in or I'm out.
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Women are so manically scared and anxious about everything. Just relaaaaaaaaaaaaax, I have it under control, go be dainty and lovely
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Oh no husbant, I need mo crassified data!
You my secret infomant!
Beroved, terr me how day in SCIF go!
BREAKING: U.S. Air Force employee charged with giving classified information to woman he met on dating site
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The "it's impossible to have a family right now!" crowd is R3T4RD3D.
YOU don't even BELIEVE what you're saying. If you did, you would DO something about it. Instead, you sit on your LAZY BUTT and post COAL on the INTERNET.
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Why Now? The Curious Case of Multifaceted American Sabotage
A thread by Hoplomachian
Today we are distracted by manipulators in high echelons of power, far beyond our sight. Everyone reading this is like a dog under the table, not privy to what occurs between dinner parties. 1/
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You're telling me Gavin Newsome actually took the shot and not saline like all the other big politicians?
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@Totally_Brandon
Great thread. Still shocked by the extreme power of the physiognomy of the Subway Surfer
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MARRIED or ENGAGED FRENS:
Please reply to this tweet with how long it took you to get married to your spouse after going on your first date!
(Or the length to engagement if you are not married yet)
Pls rt for exposure 🙏🏻
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I posted this on my normie insta story wish me luck bros
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The Great Reset ALREADY HAPPENED:
1. Federal Income Tax - 1913
2. National Firearms Act - 1934
3. Federal Reserve - 1913
4. Off the Gold Standard - 1971 (realistically money hasn't been real since 1913)
5. Civil Rights Act - 1969
Anon, you were born in bondage.
Wake up!!
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Thank an autist for sorting through these massive info dumps today!
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You want children? Don't worry about the cost of having kids. The LORD will provide.
As Sam Hyde would say: "LIE at the FOOD STAMP office!"
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Last year, farmers began receiving orders to burn their crops. They were threatened with financial penalties and seizure, so many were forced to run destroy their crops.
This sort of thing isn’t outlandish, the Feds have been tyrannically regulating markets for a long time. 4/
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///// THE DRAGON MEGATHREAD \\\\\
By Tzar Burnson
500 Follower Special
Dragons captivate us all. Mostly relegated to pop culture, modern dragons are something of legend, the mention of which call forth visions of Smaug or Drogon.
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Food is the next target for American submission. The manipulation of food will be used to demand American obedience, just like Covid.
“Americans will revolt if they take our food!” -sayeth the boomer
I wish I shared your certainty. Stalin used food as a weapons. It worked. 11/
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impossible to have a wife, property, and children--that there is ZERO recourse for a young man to start a family-- that the CRUSHING power of the culture we live in FORCES him to DISOBEY GOD--
That man has a MORAL DUTY to VIOLENTLY oppose the most wicked tyrants of our age.
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Recently there have been some strange “coincidences” regarding food.
- US govt signs orders to use more ethanol in fuel
- US farmers continue to be told to destroy crops
- (here’s a wacky one) MULTIPLE food processing plants in the US destroyed or disabled 7/
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Absolutely petrifying first sentence to hear from the Governor. (And I love it)
My statement on Texas’ constitutional right to self-defense.
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Homosexuality only became accepted in this country after the punishment of "blasphemy" against it was literally total financial destruction.
They moved the Overton Window by overwhelming force.
This is why I so sharply have to detest LGBTQ stuff, to strike the window with my...
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“Therapy? No thanks. I’ll talk to my mommy then call my best friend for some advice”
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You CAN do this, anon. But you need to WAKE. UP.
We have the short end of the stick. That is not up for debate. But we are up to bat nonetheless.
You must engage. You MUST find a way to win.
The alternative is violent. We may be there soon.
But not yet. Not today.
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Most of all, take heart, each challenge you face is a punishment alleviated from your sons and daughters.
To live is Christ, to die is gain.
-Hoplomachian
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If all of Trump's years were only to appoint the judges that would strike down Roe v. Wade then it was a triumphant success, and cements Trump as one of the greatest figures in American history.
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What’s the solution? I don’t know. You can’t shoot and kill a food shortage. And once it’s here, it won’t be gone for long while the machine spoils back up again.
My advise? Get some chickens, plant a ton of potatoes in a trash can if you have to. Horde rice and beans. 13/
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When you are hungry, you’re not worrying about trannies in schools or tyrannical executive actions. You’re worried about how to keep your daughter from starving.
It’s a devious tactic, but it works. 12/
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Option
#2
: Having a family in our world is hard. It is uncomfortable. It is not easy, and it must be made easier, but it must be accomplished nonetheless.
This is where we stand. I have compassion for men like myself, grappling with life and always struggling for hand control...
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@krus_chiki
I never trust women who show cleavage on the internet. Or women on the internet.
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“The legal way to save our country is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the Haters of God ruined it”
A federal judge temporarily blocked portions of a new Florida law that bans transgender minors from receiving puberty blockers, saying "gender identity is real."
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You want land? Save every penny. Eat rice and beans. You will remember your poverty fondly. Use it as fuel, let the desire to provide burn you, motivate you to find new ways to make money and accomplish your goals.
You will work hard, and you will make it.
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I typed this with a lot of anger and little regard for spelling. Please be gracious with me as such.
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So if you believe that, that you are being strangled so terribly, you are either an ineffectual, impotent, emasculated weakling who cannot defend himself, OR you are LAZY COWARD who is content to sit on his couch all day.
If this tyranny is real, you must resist. Now.
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@9mm_smg
How do people follow you for this long and have tweet rel be the last straw lol. Must not see your content often on tl
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I am compassionate for you, and I sympathize, but it THIS IS THE CROSS WE MUST BEAR. The blueprint does not change, we are now just on extended timelines to get the things we want.
You want a wife? Quit porn and marry the first penitent girl you see...
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Average dating app user.
NO WHORES IN THE BURNSON EMPIRE
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Before we talk about more recent event, also we must remember the insane supply chain disruptions that have been conveniently memory holed from the American mind.
Consequences of boats lingering in harbors, ships stuck in canals, trucking shortages, have NOT been realized. 5/
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We are all going on the patented “Globohomo Diet”, so at least we’ll look nice and thin.
Stay that pistol, private. The time for shields and spears shall come, but you need to be fed when it does. Find friends, close geographically and close ideologically. 14/
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Despite our differences, my heart goes out to
@MysteryGrove
pictured here! Urbanite doomshill elitists shouldn’t have to be under Elon’s thumb!
tfw you, like, can't believe this is happening to you
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Every man who reads this tweet can only go one of two ways. Currently the vast majority of unmarried men here are WHORES for the "middle way".
Option
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: Having a family and raising children is impossible in this current nation.
If this is true, that it is financially...
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I too am happy I live in a bread basket. But one thing concerns me, in a time where our food production is so valuable, why is it actively being curtailed by govt entities and simultaneously “random” acts like planes crashing into processing plants?
Hang on folks. 10/
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Understand, the Rocky and Appalachian Mountains are the single most important regions in the upcoming hardship. Mountain Power, he who has it shall prosper.
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Make friends with a farmer. Here’s a good tip, check out S2 Underground and their “War Kitchen” series on YouTube (linked below).
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The over/under for the capture of Kiev is set at 36 hours. Place your bets below.
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@youngwerther123
You need to be turtlemaxxing. This guy is immune to melee attacks from the rear
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@GovKathyHochul
@NYSOCFS
no, i dont think i will. you should come arrest me, I live at 123 Eat My Shorts Pkwy.
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I hate the United States.
I love America.
Few know the difference.
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Already seeing things I’m mad I left out 😡 don’t forget about the mass culling of chickens “because they had covid!” What a load of crap, convenient too.
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You keep saying Freudian slip, I do not think you know what that means.
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MOUNTAIN POWER: A Thread
By Hoplomachian
We all know of air power, of sea power, of desert power. In this thread, I will be explaining the key to political and military success in the coming years: the Rocky and Appalachian Mountains
Buckle up.
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Telling everyone RIGHT NOW that China will invade Taiwan, and the very SECOND a US carrier launches a sortie, a legion of Chinese undercover agents are going to CRIPPLE our grid.
Why do you think they want in here? Time to put on your big boy pants.
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Access to white people is not a human right.
A phenomenon known as "white fortressing" is driving movements to form new cities and secede from majority-nonwhite regions in the US South, write
@Luisa_Godinez_P
and
@BrianDSmedley
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American Christians are the last line of defense against an evil beyond your wildest imagination. Wish us well, eurofags and leafbros.
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I think it is easy to dismiss warnings of peril because Americans today have not experienced any sort of domestic turmoil the likes of which we are anticipating today.
Let me share some weird “coincidences” that I hope will make you feel otherwise.
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In this thread, I hope to inform you on events that might me coincidental, but should gravely concern you when understood in concert with one another.
Let’s first start with the strange specter of “food shortages”. What does that phrase really mean? 3/
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Let’s briefly talk about the situation abroad. Russia and Ukraine are both significant grain producers. For obvious reasons, they will not be exporting their usual supplies for the foreseeable future. Other foreign nations are nationalizing food production… 8/
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Just a reminder that the internet is not real. Plant a garden. Build a house. Fix the car. Enjoy your spouse. Kill game and eat it. Look at the stars. Raise your kids.
Your future is not on the bird app. I am not in your future either, but I will always love you, mutual.
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We forget to our own detriment these issues, and in doing so these problems get laid up in “calamity storage”, where they join with other issues to eventually burst the dam all at the same time.
This is important for later. Feel the weight of older habbenings. 6/
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Idaho sounds like a terrible place, stay away from it at all costs. They are racist, sexist, and anti-gay, so just stay away and don't go there. Also if you're not one of those things you should leave too. Protect yourself.
Listen to Lynne Roberts talk about the "racial hate crimes" her Utah women's basketball team was exposed to at the NCAA Tournament, that forced them to switch hotels in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
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…particularly those who ostensibly rely on foreign imports to sustain their populations.
The US has not done anything of the sort, but why would we? The US is a MAJOR food exporter to the world. Hell, we sell soybeans to China.
“We’ll be fine!” Says the American. 9/
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We try as best we can to uncover the secret plans of TPTB (and it’s not really that hard most times, they are very stupid), but there are still movements that we can’t anticipate or explain.
This is why it is important to catalog “small” events as part of the larger picture. 2/
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My most likely Texas prediction: short thread.
I think this is a big one. Direct insubordination by a state against the feds. Feels real good.
A couple things I want to say first. 1) is Abbott really actually curbing the influx of illegals? Or is this pedantic?
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My wife is out there. Now I begin to prepare her gifts: a home to raise our children in, a car to suit her travels, storehouses of food and clothing, a ring to mark her as mine own.
Keep your eyes on the prize, anon.
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They’ll look high and they’ll look low,
They’ll look everywhere we go,
But when the sinners find us we won’t hide!
They’ll come loud and they’ll come fast,
But we shoot first and we can last,
Keep your rifle by your side!
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Once again I am unironically advocating for the removal of voting rights from women
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@Boog_Industry
It’s like asking a dog to read a book. So beyond their scope, they simple cannot comprehend the object apart from its overt qualitative attributes.
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I know it's cheesy but I'll pray that my future wife is having a good day, that she is safe, that she is happy. I hope she is okay today.
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Before I watched Oppenheimer, 2-3 movie previews straight were some of the most demonic clips I’ve ever seen in my life, advertising horror films.
As the empire collapses, and the secret ways of manipulation are no longer viable, demons will have to be more on-the-nose.
I am not a superstitious person but it seems a bad idea at best to brand yourself with the sigil of one of the most powerful demons in hell
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The 3dp 2a community has a crippling pr0n addiction.
This vertical foregrip is suboptimal. Not enough stiffness.
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“Med Gold was destroyed last night in a drone strike. Allah be praised.”
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Once you find your wife, all the discourse like this becomes wildly cringe.
I will solve all of your dating problems in one tweet:
Men don't want a trad girl they just want an upper middle class girl whose parents love each other and had one quilted Chanel purse her mom gave her and goes to clubs once in a while (is ok).
Women don't want a red pill guy
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In the near future, you’ll be sentenced to life in prison because your judge and jury can’t rotate shapes.
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@JoshEakle
@tedcruz
It’s true we hate homosexuality. Repent of your sin for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand
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Best thread on /pol/ in awhile. I’ll share my favorite replies below.
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@butt_watermelon
Getting your wife to take the homeschool pill is top ten greatest gifts from the Lord of all time. To understand it’s importance and act on it. Yuge.
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@GraduatedBen
I had a similar experience. I haven’t had my period since I can remember. I didn’t get the vaxx however. I am also a man.
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Christians, you should not vote for:
-Abortion supporters
-homosexual sympathizers
-Women
Simple as
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