GhostRade
@GhostRade
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Joined October 2016
@TheCaptainLaika I‘ve known for years that he was gross and knew about the tooth blood but I didn’t learn the full extent of his grossness until recently.
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@JoeLongBalls The headphone dent is pushing onto his brain and the pressure makes his neurons compress together, having them work faster thus allowing him to learn skills such as chess at an increased rate.
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@JoeLongBalls Remembering the dude that was stabbed over a Popeye’s chicken sandwich back when those were hard to find.
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@0HG0D0HN0 @jakeShotaro @saganbeam Growing out your hair to cover up a shitty design on one shirt is next-level hater shit.
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@dyingscribe I sat there for a sec wondering why she was screaming and then I realized she just saw someone toss himself out a window and the standard reaction shouldn’t be to laugh.
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@JoeLongBalls The difficulty debate is stupid but Death Stranding lets me pause the game so I’m afraid Hideo clears by default.
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@JoeLongBalls Donald speaks with the same cadence as a stand-up comedian does on stage, regardless of what he’s talking about at all times, and I just can’t pretend it’s not funny.
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@Comrade_Waluigi I played through the first Insomniac Spider-Man game like three or four times but I have absolutely no desire to go back for a second run of S-M2. If they just focused on Kraven and left Venom for his own game I think they would’ve been better off in all aspects.
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@JoeLongBalls When I’m robbing a woman at knifepoint and she hits me with that dollar store extendo pole
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@JustinWhang @spikedonline Bin Laden’s biggest crime was having the ability to torrent any anime he wanted and choosing to do Naruto.
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@dyingscribe Y’know I forgot that dating was a thing that people did until I saw this tweet.
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@dyingscribe You can see him fight the urge to ask what the hell she’s waffling on about 80% of the time.
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@Win98Tech As long as this gives me Diablo on Steam so I don’t have to log back into Battlenet ever again I’m happy.
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Oh nah they got the New York Child Porn cars pulling up
Take a look at this trailer for this next-gen first-person shooter XDefiant. An Open Beta runs from June 21-23 and you can play it on Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5, and PC. #UbiForward #IGNSummerOfGaming
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@JoeLongBalls This is where she’s wrong, those 14 year-old girls aren’t suffering for no reason; they’re suffering for my entertainment.
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@dyingscribe Negrohegro was one of the few big YouTube guys that I actually watched. Wonder where he is today.
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@ChrisRGun I have little experience in 3D animation, and I guarantee I could make this in Source Filmmaker in a day. The knife straight up clips into her finger multiple times.
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@JoeLongBalls There’s been something extra obnoxious about these kinda people lately, I dunno if it’s something they’re putting in the water or if I’ve just been an extra cranky bastard lately.
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@ChrisRGun Waiting for them to make a team dedicated to Wolfenstein called Schutzstaffel Studios.
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@Comrade_Waluigi Why’d they cut their favorite shoes instead of just buying a new/cheap pair.
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Imagine you have some tunnels under your hangout spot for YEARS and then one homie messes it up by being spotted leaving it and being recorded. I would never tell that motherfucker anything again, and he’d be getting flamed at every possible moment in the future.
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@ChrisRGun IMAGINE MY SHOCK WHEN THICK ROPES OF SEMEN BEGAN TO DRIBBLE DOWN MY CHIN AND DRIP ONTO THE FLOOR LIKE MELTED FROZEN YOGHURT
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@vergilswarrior Abby bites my fucking finger off and I can’t even get a lick back meanwhile I went through all of Seattle like
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