I stopped drinking to not wake up feeling like this anymore, wtf God

@__bee_kay__ Tiny little empanadas of death

@FoxyvonReddd They should have ordered a drone strike on the entire building

@brosephsmith420 @Naim__Ali Literally this

@Naim__Ali Shit, I'm sorry, I thought I was over the top enough that it was clear I wasn't serious. I honestly have no opinion on the halftime show either way most years

@whatgreenlight The chiefs are dying on the field 🤣

@GreenTextRepost @hiimtrucctrucc Nah, the younger generations have trash taste lol

@tlobato83 @LoriLee13Peters @BernieSanders 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you live in Uzbekistan your country is already garbage

@lig_salocin @DailyTalker @BernieSanders 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cope harder

@LeMaireLee I'm generally with you on the nerd shit bro. But this is a bad take, lol

@kanyewest @aChrisOConnor you know what to do

@yannispappas You don't have to deal with hidden artists and carbs to be a Nazi pal

@whatgreenlight Why would that be bad for her?

@whatgreenlight He's maybe the funniest person alive right now

Id like to say, as a descendant of German immigrants. I'm insanely jealous at what Kanye has been allowed to say this past week on Twitter. And when he is eventually declared headmaster of the KKK we will finally have proof that Chapelle is a time traveling demon.

@nosilverv @comedymothershp You picked a strong example, Jordan is great

@columtyrrell Need a translation here man lol

A movie called "Down" where it's a bunch of kids with down syndrome that follow John Cena around the country, event to event, and the lifelong friendships that were made along the way

@divinity1365316 @luisjgomez Just watched the episode this morning, and I'm fuming lol