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This was not a piece of s***.
It worked when the electricity was out. It provided a Lifeline to the police or the fire department and in a pinch, you could beat someone to death with the receiver.
It's a Swiss Army phone.
Today in 1977, you made a phone call on this piece of shit.
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Hey, if anyone has a spare prayer for me. I could use one right now. I'm in the cardiac ward of my local hospital. Just a quick thought would help.
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Jason Miller's official roll is now "Director of Make Them Stop Laughing at Me."
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Taking up a collection to buy a bike lock for the Nuclear Football.
Hell, give him the combination, he won't remember.
The man who is proud of being able to remember 5 nouns for 10 minutes is in charge of the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal.
- Stephen King
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Repost the hell out of this.
Trump: You’re all people that have a lot of money. You’re rich as hell. We’re gonna give you tax cuts
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I can die now . . .
My second childhood is now complete.
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@NeilLowenthal1
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@SmMarwood
@bader_diedrich
@TG22110
@LA_SassyPants
@mariana057
@lifesafeast
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$2,000,000,000.00
Saudi crown prince says Jared Kushner handed him U.S. intelligence via
@MailOnline
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I think it is time we resurrect James Carville's slogan from the from the 1992 race between Clinton and H. W. Bush with one modification.
1992 Clinton/Bush:
"It's the economy, stupid"
2024 Biden/Trump:
"It's the Democracy, stupid"
#ItsTheDemocracyStupid
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@TaraLynnSays
You could explain away the occasional black eye that way.
"No, I hit myself with the phone."
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@CountCatboi
@Court_Reinland
There were four wires in a phone line. Two of them were power. I think 48 volts.
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@AotearoaAz
If you called someone to tell them their house was on fire, you could count on that Bell waking them up.
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@TheRickWilson
@ProjectLincoln
I find it funny that every new mile of Southern Border Wall keeps Americans out of Mexico.
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I have never seen a single statement invalidate not only a person's opinion but the judgment of the individual.
Jim Banks, you're out!
Have we ever seen a President attack and malign the free press like Joe Biden has??
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Does Anyone Else Think,
Trump's rise to power and proliferation of groups like Qannon, is a blistering indictment of our education system?
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Here, Hold my Milkbone.
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@DevinCow
some powerful committee chairs such as Rep. Devin Nunes, R-Calif., colluded with the White House to give advance information about where investigations were headed.
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At this pace, nothing good will come of this.
House Intel Impeachment Report Puts GOP Rep. Devin Nunes in Hot Water
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@N_stonge1
My house had a party line. We could listen in on my neighbor's call. And vice versa.
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@DougWalsh72
@joekennedy
I lost all confidence in 2016.
I was taught that the Electoral College existed specifically to prevent a huxter/grifter/con-man from being elected.
No Longer, eliminate them.
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@IngrahamAngle
That's because Trump is lying as usual. I would have thought you would have caught on by now.
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Because nobody likes a bed hog.
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The real cost of Q Anon appeasement.
This is from Melbourne, Australia.
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Join the Moovement:
’Devin Nunes’ cow’ roams beyond Twitter, forms PAC to back Democratic candidates, issues
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Voting for
@DevinCow
Let them figure it out.
If a group of "proud boys" were going down the line asking people who they're voting for..what would you say knowing they're violent?
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Gee, you try to overthrow one democracy and the Democrats make a big f****** deal out of it.
Why have Democrats spent the first days of the Biden Administration obsessing over President Trump?
Move on.
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@ThomasTashjian
You couldn't accidentally butt dial your old girlfriend and let her listen to your entire date.
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Could we get a search warrant of Bedminster before the Russian Chinese and Iranian tunnels converge on Ivana's grave?
Bombshell interview sees Trump witness reveal he loaded boxes of documents onto plane
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How are you all doing, you know, nerve wise?
I just decided to try and relax with a nice PBS documentary on the Cuban Missile Crisis. I thought reliving THAT might calm me down a little.
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It has become apparent that the reason Trump interfered with the Biden transition team was because he had no intention of leaving the presidency.
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@jackiegontarek
@dbluewave20
@TomJChicago
I saw a tweet from John Mitchell's prosecutor reminding Barr that it didn't work out so well for John Mitchell. Really
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@DevinCow
I feel like you told us a helicopter just landed in the clearing and we are all going home. We are all going home. we ARE going home.
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@DashDobrofsky
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@kelly2277
@TheRickWilson
@anders_aslund
@robreiner
@natsechobbyist
@djrothkopf
I agree with this 100%. I can't imagine that us intelligence didn't know it before the election too.
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Since Trump has decided we just need to get sick to create herd immunity, 80% immunity, even at a .6% death rate, will result in a staggering 1.7million dead.
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Party of Regions that Paul Manafort worked for, was alsosending care packages full of Biden bullshit to Trump Republicans like Devin "A Man A Plan A Cow" Nunes.
@DevinCow
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I bet Rachel Maddow feels like George Washington writing letters to the Continental Congress from Valley Forge.
If someone were going to bring an obstruction of justice prosecution against Trump for firing the FBI director in order to get rid of the investigation that stood to remove him from office, he did just confess to that on national TV.
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Now that's acting Presidential.
KATIE PORTER WINS: Rep. Katie Porter has won re-election
The mini van-driving,whiteboard-writing mom has become one of the fiercest voices in Congress. I love Katie Porter hopefully a future President. Women or Men it’s hard to measure up to Rep. Porter.
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I hate the term "WOKE" but if this doesn't do it, you are in a COMA.
#JustSaying
Kalief Browder was put in Rikers Island for 3 years -- without a trial -- on suspicion of stealing a backpack.
Roger Stone was found guilty on 7 counts and is free. Don't tell me systemic racism isn't real.
It's Black and White.
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It's called mucking out the stalls, Ronna
The Democrats are showing that they never meant it when they called for unity.
They are prioritizing a divisive post-presidency impeachment while trying to jam a hyper-partisan far-left wish list through Congress as Biden issues executive orders at the fastest pace in history.
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Since Putin dosed his Daughter with an untested vaccine, do you think Trump has told Barron that he's going to be the
#GuineaKid
?
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@dr_gigster
@willsommer
@Popehat
Not kidding, that's the way I read it, all managers on deck...RELEASE THE KARENS!
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How fast could the U.S. give Ukraine our old A-10s? They've been trying to scrap them for years and this is what they were made for.
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With Sean Hannity admitting that he makes no effort to see if what he is expousing is true, I wish him the same rapid slide that Senator McCarthy had when they found out all he had as evidence was blank paper too.
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And now a public service announcement from The Angel Of Death ...
This terrible virus is still with us and America’s fight continues. Across the country, by taking commonsense steps – like wearing a mask and practicing social distancing – we’ll get through this together.
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@mdsharpe2
@WooWooSpaceJew
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#TrumpsFinnish
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#TrumpTreason
History:
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And every night Bill O'Reilly does his show without a teleprompter or script.
Looks to me that Biden had an idea of what the questions would be, at least areas of questioning.
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Dan Crenshaw trying not to be struck by the flaming tail section of the Republican party as he bails out.
Wowie! Dan Crenshaw trashes ‘Freedom Caucus’ members Greene, Brooks, Gohmert, Gosar, Jordan, etc, as “performance artists” while defending Kinzinger. “We have grifters in our midst .. lie after lie after lie.” 🍿
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#IfIHadATrillionDollars
I would buy Pluto and invite it back into the Solar System
cc:
@neiltyson
It's Hashtags time! Tell us a funny or weird thing you would do if you had a trillion dollars, and tag it with
#IfIHadATrillionDollars
. Could be on the show!
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@BlackKnight10k
Dude, you got 10 likes for the word "shit" with no explaination. What's your secret?
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I was looking through my followers to make sure I followed everyone back when I noticed that I have quite a few followers from Canada and several from Denmark. Its nice to know there is a country to which I can flee if it all goes south here.😉
Thanks to everyone for Following.
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I predict that RBG's seat will be fillled before the election. If the Senate flips, Chuck Schumer will pack the Supreme Court, expanding it to 13 justices.
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I was on the edge of my seat.
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Something tells me Biden is not going to receive a letter in the Resolute desk.
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@mommawins
@OMGno2trump
He is. He initiated mail in voting. The polls have been open for a week. (Covid19 response) polls workers are all elderly. What more do you want? Due diligence please.
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Watch the whole clip.
If your feeling old, watch it twice!
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@McFaul
Do you find it disturbing that he had just met with GOP leaders a few days earlier?
They voted down aid for Ukraine too.
Are they both taking orders from Putin?
This seems coordinated.
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holy fucking shit, the president of the united states is fucking nuts
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Has there been, in the history of the United States,
a Presidential Election
Do-over?
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Perhaps the saddest part of the U.S. response to Covid19 is the realization that
if masks stopped a threatened Zombie Apocalypse, there would be 95% compliance.
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I think everyone can agree that if Trump loses the election, he will be a
Lame Dick President.
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I'm not hating the irony that John McCain may come back from the grave to smack this bastard out of office.
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Rumors of my demise have been marginally overstated.😊
I would like to sincerely thank EVERYONE who sent prayers and well wishes. I felt them in the hospital and I am overwhelmed by the response. THANK YOU ALL!
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Three days Margie.
You made it 3 days before you needed a presidential pardon.
That must be a world record.
Save America STOP COMMUNISM!
Impeach Joe Biden!!
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I only need one more follower to get to two followers, could I get a boost?
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And now for a moment of sanity.
Cutest thing you’ll see today this cute golden raccoon eating cherries. 🥰🍒😋
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@StewBaby
My grandmother's was Bakelite. The receiver was too heavy for little kids to play with.
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I listened to a little rt wing radio today. Magas are not taking it well.
In general, I am not a vindictive person, but I'll be damned if MAGA tears aren't SWEET!
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Does anyone have handle on what Trump is doing with the defense department? What is he going to try, a full military coup?
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Bent it like Beckham she did.
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CAN I HAVE A WITNESS?!
I'm starting to think the easiest way to score some kinky sex is by accepting Jesus Christ as one's personal Lord & Savior.
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@thekjohnston
Do you mean the greatest example of America's patriotism we have seen in our lifetime. That,
Lt. Vindman?
Sure, it's the absolute least we can do.
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Trump just signed an executive order changing the name of the San Andreas to Obamas Fault.
Barr claims falsely that problems with coronavirus testing and the supply of personal protective equipment for health care workers was the result of mistakes by the Obama administration
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Kari Lake, what a sweetheart.
Never forget Kari Lake hated Trump until she could benefit of his followers. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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