For those who graduated this week, here are some tips: 1. Photocopy like 50 CVs. 2. If you don't have any connection, don't waste any CV with a govt/county job application. 3. Ladies, there will be sexual offers in exchange for a job. 4. Boychild, buy a book for betting analysis.

RT @maganjih: Ukipata chance ya kupea mtu mnono wrong directions usilalishe, hao watu wanafaa kupiga tizi

That planned terror attack on Nairobi kama it's targeting the Parliament, senate or statehouse, iendelee as planned lakini wasiguae raia ya kawaida.

Hii valentine ni aura for aura. Akikupee the shaved region mwonyeshe pia wewe unajua kunyoa. Akikupee boxer na vest patia yeye bra. Kama hakupeleki out, Bois kaa mtaani pia ama uende local.

Hua siongei maneno ya Kairo since ile siku alibeba msichana na ndege nikamwambia dust ataona ata Machakos town ni mchezo. Nilipigwa tackle ya poverty nikakunja mkia. Kwanza madem walituita maskini ati hatuna pesa ya kuspiol our women na saai ata hawawezi changia huyo bois ata 200

Eeeeeiii madem sasa ndio wanatukatia. Number nilikupee December Leo ndio unaniamkia na " Good morning handsome" Mimi siitwi handsome, naitwa Waitina.

@Jeruto17 😭😭😭 you bad woman

@kipkipo0 Ndio nizime

Kuchase KC na whitecap was a bad idea. Saai huyu ameniambia tuweke reggae tudance.

Sisi bachelors but Husband materials tuliingia kwa nyumba exactly 9pm ndio tushughulikie madem wenu. Mkue strong wasee.

Wageni wa tao hapo Isilii hukula Njeri na Mwende wakidhani ni waria but sisi veterans tunajua mashimo. Ukiingiza unaambiwa "Haaaye kastama kitu Iko bahari yage, maliza hiyo nikupee Ile ya kuinama"

Naweza waonyesha baze ya kukula milayaz waria hapo Isilii na Huruma but mta overutilize those public facilities. Wacha ikae hidden gem.

Nitakuletea 2 million illegal immigrants wapkupigie kura

@washekss Niwekee hapo DM

@AndyMaina_ Una ufala sana 😂

Kulalia ngumi 😂

Kama unasupport Matiang'i jua tu wewe ni ng'ombe. Kama unasupport Gachagua jua tu wewe ni ng'ombe ya kienyenji. Kama unasupport Kalonzo jua tu wewe ni kondoo ya merino. Kama unasupport Ruto wewe huwezi saidika, mamako angezaa sufuria akuwe anapikia.

Mwenye ako na madem wawili anisaidie na mmoja. Mambo haiendi.

😂😂😂

Kalenjin women are the worst. Unanunua chicken, chocolate, yoghurt, queen cakes, ribena, apples and wet wipes then anakuambia mamake amevunjika mguu akienda kukamua ng'ombe. Wacha nikule vitu zangu niendee KC