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When a child is rapped, call the police not a family meeting❗❗
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I miss WaMagaisa😤,
now tangosara nana, ' I said it...'
'I have told you..', 'read books...' 'Like I told you before..' 'If you listened to me...'
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Salary yaChiremba wemuZimbabwe haifanire kupinda varipacall it endangers patients😂!! Infact kana yaakupinda it should come with a warning so that if you are driving you can pull over and recuperate😂😂.
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My greatest fear is to just wake up this month and receive 2 gold coins as my salary, gedye geje🤥
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Stand
Borehole
Solar
Starlink
Gvt got nothing on an unplugged humanoid, we used to pray for times like these
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Vanhu varikubvunza nezve cancer machine murikutotangira kure kure cz people then assume kuti all the basics are there, kwangosara cancer machine chete😆. Ukasvika uchigwinha unotonyorerwa prescription yekundotsvaga anti seizure pakati peusiku ipapo. Emergency drugs first.
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@ChipokoLike
@Melsowethu
The boy child shall not chase butterflies, he shall work in his garden and plant many flowers for his amusement, and butterflies shall flock to him👽.
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A devoted Blood Donor now has to buy 1 unit of blood at ~ 200 usd after receiving a glass of Orange Crush when donating😪,Donor Apathy loading,vicious cycle.Cant there be a real token,like 20 usd for every donation for motivation/appreciation or whatever hameno,cz parikufiwa
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The hospitals in Zim have now been reduced to just walls and roofs, where divine intervention takes place under the guard of medical personnel.
Makambosvika pakufunga kugeza maoko nesanitizer wakapfeka magloves kuti ubate imwe patient, magloves anopera seiwo akomana💔
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I thought Jah Prayzah was bigger than Winky d, but this is some Luther King, Bob Marley level🔥
My new goat 🐐
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Pane imwe hospital hombe so yakatumira vana 2 ne ambulance iine 1 oxygen tank, umwe akambofema, umwe ombofemawo, vakasvika vafa vese.
Just another day at work.
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I get goosebumps when I think that all the liberation war history i leant in high school was most likely written by propagandists like Jonathan Moyo🙆♂️
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I am never settling for CCC-Chamisa and CCC-Khupe, ever again, if there is a possibility of that, thats the definition of insanity, I am not insane.
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Unrelated, but every woman thinks they are the good woman.
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Unenge uchiti wombonoita kamoment neimmediate family yako wanei Freddy vakazomba zvavo and havasi kuenda, apa mai Sikhala vakuda kutaura zvakasara zvichiitika zvese😂
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A Zimbabwean boyfriend has more responsibilities than an American father of 4.
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This is an opportunity for you to demonstrate what you expected others to do for you when you were inside🔥🔥
There are moments we need to reflect seriously on the excesses that our people are going through the hands of the state. This is purely abuse of the powerless through the abuse of state power. What crime has Jameson Timba and 70 others honestly committed to deserve this.
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Doctor wemagitare = Freeman
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Kana usina medical aid yema usd zvirwere zvako nezvema dependents ngazvigumire kunana flue nemanyoka.
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Chiuya utore certificate re O level iri umhanye naro paTwitter mwanangu, vakajaidzwa sterek..
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+44 and +1 niggas in December chowing Zim huns on the promise of a Visa...
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Waiting for Sikhala to do a Michael Scofield on the remaining political prisoners and show us what we could have done🔥🔥
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Most Zimbabwean men think that being an available father is just paying for school fees.
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No beds, no electricity, no sundries, no road, just a remote village with cholera patients.
'Chiremba hatisi kugona kuisa tsono'😤
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His rhino friends will never believe him
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'Hoyooo kumarindaa, dhimoniiiiii....'
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Unenge uchidriver mota yakadai uchienda kunotora mwana anenge adzingirwa 25 usd fees😭
People who were mocking Seh Calaz for begging,you did very well for him and in my books Seh Calaz won.
He is an artist,he realized that there is an opportunity here,people less deserving than him got cars and he knew Mr Ego will not leave him to dry.
Some will obviously say how
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Akati am not ok, ingoti pakaipa, i hope it works out. Unokumbirwa mari yewig for graduation.
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I always think of these theatrics wenever I have to decide wc patient to sent to Pari 1st, considering we only hve 1 ambulance at our gvt hospital.Once we dispatch one w a patient,it takes an average of 6 hours 4 it to come back again to take the other, given they're still alive
Chivhayo gifts Sulu Chimbetu a Mercedes Benz GLE 300d worth US$140 000
Businessman, Wicknell Chivayo has gifted Dendera musician Sulumani Chimbetu with a 2022 Mercedes Benz GLE 300d.
This comes on the heels of rewarding award-winning contemporary artist Jah Prayzah with a 2023
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Somewhere in Zim there is someone planning on voting for Zanupf so that they 'fix' some CCC members and make Chamisa suffer 🌚
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I started my hospital with only 1 borrowed paracetamol at 8😌
At only 13 years of age, Benjamin Bagyema managed to buy land through his savings. He's the second speaker today, and he's here to share with his generation how he was able to reach such a big milestone at such a young age.
#StanbicUGChampions
#PoweringInnovation
#NBSUpdates
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Me looking at a patient who is getting into their range rover after I have treated them for free.
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You also probably think we have the best education in Africa and the most lethal ground force in the world💀
I doubt if there’s an investigation department in the world that is more investigative than ZRP-CID.
Ukanyatsovhura big kana vada zvavo vakomana vanokuwana ne less than 24 hours zvisina kana CCTV mukati .. 🙌🏼
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Winky D holding Killer T's glory for the second time in 1 decade,
We haven't forgotten what Disappear did to Ngoma Ndaimba, now Kana Ndanyura yatonyura futi😭
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Sent*, ya'll deserve each other🤞
Planned a date with this girl l be liking, something came up and l texted “rain check?”
She just send me a screenshot of the weather and l don’t know what to feel
She so beautiful mehn 😭 😭
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Vanhu vema Arts nevema Comme vauraya nyika jealous down🤣👐
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Saw a pic of my mom pregnant ndaapart 2 ku university on my mainini's status😭. Called dad and said hey bro, i know its not my business but next time gimme some heads up, cz warris this🤷♂️
Did everybody’s parents make another sibling 10 years later?
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@nelsonchamisa
Mr President mukasahwinha next year ka, ini handitorina plan, ndendatopererwa.
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Hove ye 15 dholaz? Asi ndoyakamedza Jonah
At any hotel in Lusaka or in Windhoek, I don’t spend more than $35 on dinner/lunch for two people. That’s two full meals & drinks - all under $35. Now in Harare, small restaurants are charging this much. A hunters is $3 each ? Life is very very expensive for you folks !!!
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The neutrals will say, why cant Chamisa stop holding rallies if he wants to protect citizens, they are not neutrals, they are zanu enablers and they never speak up to the violent regime wc is the perpetrator.
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So even 'pure' Christians like SDAs, Catholics, Watch Toweres, End Time Message..., etc do not marry in November because Vadzimu vanozotsamwa?
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After managing a couple of Cholera patients and you hear some funny movements in your tummy
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Not panyaya yeZanu, call me toxic all you want👍
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'Ndiisirewo Dora the Explorer'
Enzo..
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Saka everyday pabasa pangu tetichingonetsana kuti 1 vacant ICU bed ropiwa mwana wechkoro aita accident here, mhamha vane nhumbu heree or baba vanemhuri vabaiwa nebanga. 2 vashaya bed vanosara havo vachishaika hapana zvazvingaitwe🤦♂️. Wototi kubasa ikoko🚮
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Kutsamwa kune labor
Name that song people hype but when it's rubbish😖🚮
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Chinonyanyorwadza kumutswa na4 warara na3 kuenda ku emergency pahospital yeMash Central💀,
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Me calling my mom to consult on a headache soon after finishing a complicated Caesarian Section💀
'Mhamha ndomwei nemsoro uyu..🌚'
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Saka kune vanhu vanoti vapedza kuona Tiffany votofunga kuti havachasi kutambura?
Kutambura zvekutadza kuziya Tiffany Haddish 😂😂😂 kutodada nekusaziya munhu. Yaah ya'll hit rock bottom shuu
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@HHichilema
Saka munongonzi HE, Mr HH chete chete? hamuna zvaana chancellor of varsity x,y and z, cde chakati, minister futi wechakati, dr. Inga
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Murungu uyu haabhadhare vashandi vake iye achitengesa hove 1 for 15 dholaz, i think focus should be in the employer not zvekuda kundifleecer ndakasvinura izvi
There’s barely tip culture in Zim. How do you eat for over $100 and still pay a straight bill? Unless if the service was very bad.
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Men have more options actually. Ndakazozvidzidza ndakura izvi, ndakakura ndichinyeberwa ne mainstream media.
When a girl likes you,don't take it for granted because girls have options
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When you go to Harare you need an ICU-Ambulance to get an MRI scan wc isnt found in our central hospitals, with a head injury you cant be admitted without the scan. Guess who has these ambulances, guess who wants to be canceled by Zimbos🤡
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Vanhu vaiseka mukomana we dissertation rake uya pano💀
What should be done to reduce/eradicate fatal accidents at this Mabvuku turn off?
Traffic lights don't seem to be helping much
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@VMusinachirevo
Vana 'venyu' vemudzinba vanenge vakafanana naanababa vavo. Vanenge variwo vana vekuzhe vevamwewo varume, zvichingidaro zvichingodaro.
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For being irresponsible?
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Chabangu ready to recall Chamisa from retirement...💀, hakuna eke
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Maramba kudyirwa musaga nevene ka💀
Spent the morning at Beitbridge border to see how UK investment (through
@PIDGorg
) has reduced processing times, is speeding up regional trade & transforming the town. It’s seriously impressive & proof of the power of public private partnerships, led by Zimborders
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This time hakutomborina zvaana first 100 days, Mr Groundbreaking, 28 mega deals, austerity measures, 5 year plan, manifesto, its just gloves off and and brazen shamelessness🤧
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We need wars as men, for character development
Gents take notes. Do this at least twice a week. It's all about self care😎
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Handina career guidance yandinayo kuvane ma 15 points ini😂, took this kid through my day at a gvt hospital, 7 am was at the Cholera camp, traumatized him, around 9 started OPD, saw some 80 patients, did about 6 procedures(suturing, plasters..,), 1 emergency C section during....
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Stop using the same word twice in a sentence 😤
Enough is enough 🚮.
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Pane vanhu vaikutaurai zvenyu musipo vachiti ndimi chibaba chema demo, hanzi mune bhonzo kupfuura mfana wechidiki wema verse uyu.
On a Sunday seated by the swimming pool side, thinking about my country. It's time to reflect the way forward towards our freedom and liberation!!!
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My guy would be officially opening this thing stage by stage, serial gatherings until the next election comes 👐
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Ndokumbirawo kuti number 1 priority ive yekugadzirisa zvimbuya zvima landlord zviriku abuser vana mu Mt Pleasant, put a cap to number of tenants and rentals charged, and close inhabitable garages for UZ kids
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Guy be just pushing a random narrative that changes like a chameleon
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Samuel L Joyce🤭
#dandarostreets
How many likes for former Zimbabwe Vice President Dr Joice Mujuru... 👏🏾💯✔️
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Zimbabweans now preparing turkey for Christmas?? Must be pathetic having no sense of origin for real
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A Zimbabwean doctor should ALWAYS go into a Zim theater with a torch, in case electricity goes and the generator fails amidst an operation, lest they stumble upon nurses and fall into the open abdomen.
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Ko iwewe kungoita yako mota zvisina varume mukati😭
Raining season will make you understand the importance of having a man that drives👀
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The Madhuku Strategy, hammer ZEC for exorbitant election fees, then represent ZEC in defending the fees in court.
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@Shadaya_Knight
Ana gogo vanoperekedzwa nemusha wese kuzvipatara, zvimadhara zvinouya zvega mostly💀
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May this never locate Africa 🌍
You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
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Zimbo civil servants sending their kids to UZ to do Medicine💀
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Kungomwa tea nechingwa chine bacon woti svicheese, salary yese yatopera😪
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Bruh should focus on himself zve. Sure munhu anenge achifunga kuti murume wekupi anoda kuitwa surprise nemaruva nebhosvo uripakati pemaworks😂😂 she was doing this for herself and her instagram.
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Dzauya huku dzemukaka
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'Chamisa on a mission to destabilize a legitimate government using pitbulls on his regime change agenda. You can see it by his posture and look on the face...'
~pro Jonono~
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3 days later..
Me ndichinyepera kutadza kupfeka condom kuti azonditi chingouya raw
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Did you know:
Zimbabwe once put aside a national budget to launch a satellite, yes a satellite.
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Chinonyanyondirwadza is, vese varikuti Ed Huchi vachadzoka vaakuti taimanikidzwa after 23 August😏
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So while we were busy seeking porn videos and retweeting gossip, the Constitution was being altered😤, and next thing we curse those who try to nurture our focus, inga!
Our threshold is far too high.
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On behalf of all Zim men, we just be having fun, noone wants to turn you on by laughing👍
Dear Zim Men chimbomirai kuseka muchiti “kkkkk”😂it’s a turn off !
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Chiremba wemuZimbabwe akarwara haakwanise kuzvirapisa nesalary yake😆
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@MaideiP
@PrinceSimbah
Kana wabhadhara mari yako unofana kuwana zvawa order, and he has every right to complain however he wants, if it takes kudzingwa for better servings then so be it
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If men start knowing their actual worth, a lot of huns are gonna be single😬.
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