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Pay cleaner 20k, “chef” 30k, driver 30k, etc then come online to brag about having domestic staff
outsourcing all your domestic chores is only possible because of class
there’s someone poorer who’ll do it
so i guess you can think being able to outsource all your house chores is a flex but it’s not liberation
it’s just exploitation of class
esp the way nigerians do it
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@kentcdodds
Both of you are funny 😄. Kent worked on Remix and you are working on Next, it’s only natural that you guys will be biased towards the tools you worked/work on
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@Elkrosmediahub
Considering both of them are new in the government house, I am guessing they met those number of employees there.
Sacking a good number of them will be difficult though, they better start planning to offload some of them to Local Governments
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@peekaymila
Wizkid is not even a Kid
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Davido can't dance like the David in d Bible
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@SubDeliveryZone
@OmogeDami
Many people don't really understand this feminism of a thing. It is one thing to be a feminist, it's another thing to be stupid.
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In Dec 2018,
@unicodeveloper
did a giveaway and gifted me a React course by
@AndreiNeagoie
, that course changed my life and I am forever grateful.
Happy birthday to you brother
@unicodeveloper
, cheers to an amazing year 🎉🎉🎉
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@FolorunsoSeun6
@frankdonga_
Obi really doesn’t need the whole of the North to win. The North becomes a threat if they vote one candidate massively, but as it stands, the North is divided among APC, PDP and NNPP.
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@unicodeveloper
The first and only time I ever went to a club, the three of us that went had to contribute money just so we could afford one bottle of their cheapest wine. We drank it the whole night with five bottles of Coca-Cola 😭😭😭… I drank the garri for two weeks
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@ogbenioloyede
@Kelvin_Akhere_
@Fey_Fech
@Obajemujnr
@SeniormanOA
@Alex_Houseof308
He didn’t fall for it obviously
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Not marketers trying to blow their importance in the tech startup industry out of proportion.
Marketers are important o, but let’s not “over-blow” their importance.
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@Ore_Yusuf
If Nigeria today becomes economically successful, churches and mosques will be almost empty
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If you attended a private University or you are a private University student, kneel down every morning and give thanks to God for that.
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This unchecked tribalism from we Yorubas make no sense and I swear, it won’t end well.
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@binjoadeniran
All macs from M1 and above will outperform any similarly priced motherfucking windows PC though
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We visited an African kitchen in Lyon and made this fire efo riro. All thanks to wifey
#vacation
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@bigbrovar
@Wana____
Lagos is stressful because of traffic and working remotely automatically removes that stress. For rent, someone earning 4K USD will always be able to afford rent.
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People are rich ooo…. If you think 750k per night is too much, it’s because you are not that rich yet
People pay for a suit in hotels like Eko Signature for a year. N750,000 per day by the way.
Are you actually smarter than them, or you no just get money, but loud and think sey na you get sense pass everybody for Nigeria??🤣🤣
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@UrbanCulture06
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Truth be told, Fashola and Ambode are better governors (by far) than Tinubu. The only person Tinubu did better than is SanwoOlu.
Ask Linus Kashim Shettima where he got his “Lagos had 1 Ambulance from? Tunde Bank-Anthony came with shakabula. 🤣
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@Abiodun0x
2019, a friend was trying to convince a Yahoo boy to learn UI/UX, this guy said he wasn’t interested if he won’t earn at least 500k as an entry level designer. This was in 2019.
People who do yahoo will always justify doing yahoo
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CSS will always come back to haunt you if you don't understand it well
Two things are always massively underestimate in terms of time:
- CSS
- Unit testing
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@YemieFASH
Many pastors really need private jets, especially those that minister all over the world
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@unicodeveloper
I have been trying to learn React for over three weeks and I am not making any significant progress. One minute I am getting it, the next minute I don't know if what I am doing is making sense or not.
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@BDbazzy03
@habby_ay
"Leave am for God".. I don't even know if there is space in between the name or not
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@The_GreatBonnie
Frontend: React/Next.js, Typescript.
Backend: Node.js, Express.js
Mobile: React Native
Database: MongoDB, PostgreSQL
Hosting: Heroku, Vercel, Netlify
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@Crhedrys
@TheDilichi
Ronaldo has played 149 more matches than Messi but Messi has more assists and is only 26 goals away from catching up with Ronaldo. If you aren't familiar with football, this stat isn't normal.
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If you want to get out in one year, call Professor. If you want out in three months, call Scoffield. If you want out in one day with all charges dropped and a private jet to take you to a private island to chill, call Raymond Reddington.
You just got into one of the most secured prison in the world
Who are you calling for help?
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@Elkrosmediahub
Same thing happened to us in Kenya, they singled us out and we had to provide return tickets, hotel bookings and Covid result
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@Ifechideere
As opposed to the pastor saying ‘This new govt. shall not favour you. For the next 4 years, you’ll not be called for your appointment. It is not your turn to be appointed’??
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@I_pissVodka
If a girl can't cook beans, shame on her.
If a boy can't cook beans, shame on him. Case closed.
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@alexando4all
@Hitee_
Collect more taxes than what?? Lmfao 🤣
The govt takes a non-negotiable 19% of your gross pay as tax. This is minus other taxes such as VAT, etc
Yes, I know you want to mention tithe, but the percentage of Christians that pay tithe is not up to 20%.
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@ebenezerDN
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Thank you so much
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@unicodeveloper
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@js_tut
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@unicodeveloper
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@HeartOfGoId_
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The best way to campaign during election is to keep the focus on your candidate. Always talk about your candidate and let’s others talk about theirs.
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@unicodeveloper
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Thanks so much man, I am grateful. I am feeling tempted to dive in straight away😀😀😀
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@ejmudi
I recently added Typescript to a side project I am working on, the number of bugs have since then reduced drastically. I recently convinced my boss at work to allow us add TS to all our projects and he agreed. It’s only a matter of time before everyone will switch to TS
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My prayer for you is that God will bless you financially. In 2017 I was in final year, and I remember saying to my friends then that 100k phone is a waste of money. Thank God for growth and blessings
Any perfume more than 5k
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Any Italian shoe more than 20k
Any wristwatch more than 10k
Any Senator more than 15k
Count me out, twitter standards cannot make me live out of my means
Who no like am make them go court, i no come life 2 impress anybody.
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@jigamannn
@DifferentKaro
For every time a car passes the camera, the camera scans the plate number and runs a check on the vehicle
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First time in Paris today. Beautiful city, lots of greenery, Teslas everywhere.
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@sirOscie
@YemieFASH
Many Nigerian pastors preach all.kver the world. Baba Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo, Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, etc.
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Earlier this month, I reached 2,000 hours of work as a freelancer. This is one of my biggest accomplishments this year and I super pumped 🚀🚀🚀
Up next: 5,000 hours
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@lawodebabaibeji
@oliveKubmite
There is no church that doesn’t do it. We all saw this during Covid at least
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@unit02OBS
@djngoma
@LordVizo__
@Vhoyde
It is the job of companies to produce car every year, users are the ones not mandated to buy cars every year.
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@iamAbiodunAA
The laptop I learnt coding with, I bought it for 40k in 2014. I started learning coding in 2018 with that same laptop, got my first job in Jan 2019 with that same laptop. My brother started learning coding in 2021 with that same laptop, now he has a job and is doing fine.
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Sometimes I wonder if I have a girlfriend or I am just dating myself. Today is my birthday and this girl still hasn't called or sent a message, she will probably remember next week that today's my birthday. I am just tired, sigh!!!
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@traversymedia
I am currently working on a robust e-commerce application. It has three parts : users, vendors and admin. It also accepts payments. I am planning to implement a wallet system for vendors next week so they can track their income and request for their payment whenever they want.
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@Gaeist
I once told someone that relationships are investments but she didn't agree, instead she called me poor😥😥
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