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Patron Saint of overthinking. Expert Daydreamer.
Thula uzobona
Joined October 2009
I hope that you are proud of yourself. You’ve come a long way and that’s worth celebrating. Be kind to yourself and give yourself some credit.
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The two-pot system exposing numerous companies aren’t actually paying into funds is a plot line I didn’t see coming.
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You’re 33,a deadbeat dad, living at your mom’s house, using your sisters Netflix and on the TL talking about a shortage of high value women. Audacity is one hell of a drug smh.
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The amercianisation of the kota into these wasteful towers of greed is a trend that needs to end.
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Rest of the world: How are you going to deal with the Corona Virus . South Africans: .
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The best commentary I’ve ever heard, I still get goosebumps ❤️. May the ineffable legend Kaunda Ntunja Rest In Peace 🙌🏾.
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You know the smell of baked goods fills the house and lingers nah Matthew hates them 😂.
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Hai guys not everything should be our existence within capitalism. Also surround yourself with people who are good for your well-being and make living less burdensome. People who can make you laugh until you cry. You are not an investment portfolio.
We’re not getting any younger. Surround yourself with people who talks about business, saving money, living better. Make sure your circle motivates and inspires you to do better.
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This lady asked me to take a pic, but I was in a hurry so I couldn’t get her name, please help if you can
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You guys start eating oysters and start disrespecting icons.
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I know an entrance to the Ministry Of Magic when I see one.
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Guys please please don’t make people feel like shit when they post their plates. We all aren’t in the same financial background. Allow people to be proud of their best efforts. 🙏🏾.
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Jokes aside staging being abducted in country like ours is on another level of vile.
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Bernini saved this country from Ice Tropez and we don’t talk enough about that.
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Please never stop posting black people doing the following:. Graduating.Achieving their goals.Getting jobs.Starting businesses.Being in love.
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Thando Ntini (Makhaya Ntini's son) called up to the SA U/19 squad at the age of 16🔥. Black bowling excellence the legacy🔥🙏🏾.
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South Africans: What are you doing to do about the Corona virus. Dept of health: .
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I often say Xhosa is the most passionate language in the world and Kaunda Ntunja was the most poetic and passionate word smith. Every milestone he marked with poise and eloquence. He will be dearly missed 🙌🏾
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I need this kind of praise and worship not a single song in English just to uplift the soul .
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He is doing the best he can with the cards he has been dealt. Bless up to the guy
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George Avakian follows you around beat boxing to everything you say.
I hear Rocking The Daisies has a R12 000 ticket this year? . What happens with that? Do you get to play the drums?.
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Ko mkokotlong
The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord.
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More importantly where is this place? Secondly are these girls looking for friends?.
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@nyiko12 YOH! They’ll finesse you, blame it on Scorpio ghosting Orion’s Belt and still send you positive affirmations daily.
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As @robertmarawa always says; " we don't honour our legends in this country" living/dead. Ta Shakes' is one such person
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On my first day at new job I went into the wrong meeting, strayed and contributed and six months later I changed departments and that launched my career.
What has been your biggest or best or favourite moment of luck? A moment that you just know changed the trajectory of your life.
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I’m not a museum.
Do you still have your ex’s pictures on your phone/laptop?.
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Please remember this before you speak from the comfort of your privilege
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@Sipho_Says Also Rihanna has a bunch of joints that end me:. Cheers (Drink to that).Stay.You're Da one .If it's lovin that you want
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I’m so proud of myself, life slaps different when you prove to yourself that you are who thought you were.
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It’s already perfect.
Denzel Washington and Dakota Fanning reunite nearly 20 years after ‘MAN ON FIRE’ in the upcoming ‘THE EQUALIZER 3’
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Honestly no other teams had any business being in this final, these teams are the pinnacle of this sport.
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You guys are getting out-bantered by people who crumble when you eat another woman’s food.
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@KELLYROWLAND Kelly after dropping this knowing South Africans will ratio Anele for her disrespect
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I hope this means that you’re going to be the National Minister of Education.
Mood: Bidding farewell to the education team. Thank you so much for the hard work Team Gauteng Education. The education sector is now in a better shape. Proud to hand over the baton to conclude the remaining tasks #GautengEducation
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What was 2021 like for you? .Answer in memes only. 😊.
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Chivas brothers global brand team 🙏🏾 as’bonge uSomandla, I’ve really been blessed and fortunate. Siyaphambili emuva kuyabanda 🙌🏾.
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This is so devastating. I know I thanked you then but I have to thank you again @ItsJustCbu 2015 you borrowed me R600 so I could go for my 2nd interview and have taxi fare for my first month ❤️. My brother I love you and thank you for believing in me ❤️
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Pronounced?
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If she wants to (and you campaign long enough) she will. Best Christmas gift ever
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Too broke to go to Triple A or Vega, still found a way to get in and now going to the Loeries as a delegate. It's surreal.
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We are nation that already heavily taxes the small amount of people who are gainfully employed, with high levels of inflation and surviving through debt. The so-called middle class has been on its last legs, you can’t be shocked that people are not aligned to NHI bill.
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The Gupats don’t possess 84% of the land, they don’t control the economy and they aren’t the ones looting public funds while over taxing citizens. No wonder you called yourself young ngoba ucabanga nje nge ngane. Since Codesa your party has not done shit to reclaim this country.
This country was sold to the guptas ON a plate of curry we are WORKING hard everyday to reclaim it back. LONG LIVE! SOUTH AFRICA.
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Going.
What’s y’all gym goals for this year?.
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Jolani, thandanani, appreciate each other guys.Let's make love cool again. Here are some songs that articulate it better than I can.
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Guys Voice had next, such a talent and a genuine guy. Leya ntwana exudes warmth and positivity, this is devastating 💔😭.
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I love how people who actually watched the show knew this isn’t true. This show tackled social health matters like HIV and condom usage brilliantly, debunking myths and educating while entertaining. Pity we don’t have them now because men over 40 are the most averse to vaxxing.
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Ah easy just go up William Nicol and turn left onto the N1 South. it’ll be a 35min drive to Soweto.
Where can I get a kota in Bryanston?.
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If Will and Jada are what emotional maturity are, I’m grand without it.
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Some people really want to live.
A man who fell from a cruise ship in the Gulf of Mexico has been rescued after more than 24 hours stranded in the water. Read more:
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- Got Promoted .- Graduated .- Went on two international holidays.- Got a new job.
please brag about something you did in 2023 .
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My Mom is forwarded this to me and I must say hit the nail on the head
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Artists I wish I could have seen live or as an adult:. Michael Jackson .Brenda Fassie .Fela Kuti.Nina Simone.Lebo Mathosa.Marvin Gaye .Bob Marley .Donnie Hathaway .Miriam Makeba.
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I can’t wait to be a V Class owning husband who enjoys wholesome roadtrip’s like these ☺️.
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I’m so proud of the work I’ve done on @JohnnieWalkerSA I’ll never take it for granted. Not for the deliverables, but for the amazing work we’ve been able to do as dope black kids. I won’t ever take it for granted and I hope that we will keep making great strides together 🙏🏾.
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Happy Father’s Day to uBaba we Sizwe Jacob G. Zuma. I miss your petrol prices, electricity flow, VAT % and liquor prices. Enjoy your day Nxamalala
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