Gaius @Furpoc, FurcoNZ
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Anyone in Ontario or Quebec lose a fursuit?
This lad here was found in a thrift shop
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When I see people crying the fandom is ruined because "every commission is like $300 now and every pursuit is $7,000+! I can't afford to be a furry"
LOOK
FOR
OTHER
ARTISTS
YOU
DENSE
FUCKWITS
Saying "I can't get art, it's too expensive" to the face of an artist charging $30
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Owner Vs Sona
me picking up my baby girl (silly white dog with magenta accents)
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@jeepersedd
"It's kiss a job meant for kids to earn pocket money"
Cool, then ya should have zero problem with receiving the quality of service a kid getting pocket money will give.
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@caseyjohnston
"Crypto is amazing because it's entirely decentralised with no central authority, and completely unregulated!"
"Please help me central authority! Someone stole my jpeg without regulation!"
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Developers of Helldivers:
"This is satire of fascism. If you are fascist, unalive yourself"
Fascists: "you don't understand the game!"
A few public lobby experiences have convinced me this ought to be said
#HelldiversII
#HellDivers
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@Mhuyo
ComicCon, man with 4 $60-200 mystery boxes & 5 kids in to, each with min 2 each mystery boxes.
"Wow this drinking horn is AMAZING! It's the real thing! How much?"
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"Fuck that, can you do 10?"
Furcon: "I can come down a bit on the $495 map"
No, you worked hard on it *550 cash*
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@thesallad13
So it's 100% your fault if you get your mom to drive you across state lines to a protest where you want to confront the protesters, fully armed
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@MotherJones
"We can't get enough trained person"
In the same breath:
"We used to train people and that's how we got our best people. But I don't wanna do that anymore, and it's their fault"
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@staywinningpod
Kabuso's owner is on record stating how much they despise anyone and everyone who monetised her without permission.
Doge herself hates you
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@Jay90389716
@CandyCornCanine
I NEVER thought I'd unironicly say that an NFT looked better of the two
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@june_space_
Your camera is just excited about the cylinder.
All you have to do is keep your camera still and let it focus better.
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@roastfiction
@UniqueBuilding5
It's when a building stood in that parking lot too, and the two had adjoining rooms/halls
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@Grummz
Change what back?
Tau FTL?
Tau existing?
Necrons existing?
Necrons having personality?
Squigs' origins?
Orks having had diplomats seeking peace?
Dorn tanks, Centurions, Vostroyans, Creed, Eldari weapons, Superheavies, etc, having always been there?
Reverse WHICH fluff change?
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@SuperNova999VT
@JadewoodBeast
You had patience?
Really letting your feelings matter more than facts here
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@AtheAetheling
@HelldiversAlert
"I know better about the game than the game Devs"
-some fascist thinking satire of his ideology is in fact praise
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@joindicebreaker
"Go woke, go broke"
Group of people whom collectively, after targeting their supposed entire fanbase of "true fan" gatekeepers couldn't put together enough money for a pizza party
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@ChadNotChud
Yes, the well known Communist practices of the Harkonens:
hyper-capitalist feudal lords
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@GCAntisemitism
"We're just asking questions"
"Everything should be allowed open for debate"
We've had this debate. A million times, and they want it a million more until they get the answer they want.
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@SaeedDiCaprio
Are you poor?
Bruh, it's simple, just make a million dollars a year, and make 299 friends whom all trust eachother completely whom also make a million dollars a year, spend $0, and pool the money.
Simple!
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@PineconeDurr
@GarbageHuman24
Yup.
Conservatives always, ALWAYS throwing around racism, homophobia, transphobia, and xenophobia, all to hide their own fucked up shit like diddling kids, raping fish, sucking a million dicks, or whatever.
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@AriDrennen
@Lucian_Lutrae
See also:
-Rates of autism skyrocket after diagnoses becomes a thing
-Rates of homosexuality skyrocket after it is decriminalized
-Rates of divorse skyrocket once women given human rights
It's almost like people start being themselves when it's not violently punished!
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And there is it, if anyone had any doubt how much of a piece of shit this clown is
i never want to hear another word about how "pedro is a good guy"
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@poppy_haze
My cat was MAD about spinach and bananas
Spinach was his favourite food by a mile
Look how big and strong spinach made him!
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@MuslimMissWorld
How could I forget
Rich friend: So I know we ordered everything to share, but you had more X than I did, so *uses calculator*
Same friend, when asked the 4th time to repay $60 so I don't miss rent: "Stop bringing up money! I thought our friendship was worth more than your greed!"
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@Independent
"I know you're having an incredibly emotinal moment you're trying to share with me, but WOOOO! Check this out! WOOOO! Anyway I'm listening to your deep words WOOOO!!! PAAAARTAY!"
totally a real human we have here.
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@jeepersedd
-wrong or burnt orders not being uncommon
-things taking too long
-only open on weekends 10am-8pm, and after 4pm to 7pm on weekdays
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@ObjectBattle
@GarbageHuman24
I've never raped a fish, recorded it, posted it on the internet, then peddled made up stories that are causing racists to send in bomb threats to hospitals.
Good job though on your in-depth investigation revealing the secret that I'm a furry
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Nah, no denial, this is me at cons.
Deer furries never beating the bottom allegations
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@VulpesOkamis
A house can be damaged, or financially crash.
Yes it is a liability.
What happens to your house after a fire? Insurance will cover some of it
What happens after the housing market crashes? You can still live in it, or sell it for -something-
NFTs crash? Lol, won't be worth a cent
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@BerenHand
If she doesn't want to be accused of being a Holocaust denier, she could start by not being one
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@MuslimMissWorld
Rich colleague: "Can I have a bite of your burger? I let you have one last time"
*literally unhinges jaw and eats half of it in one masssssive bite*
Same person: owes me a good $200+ for fronting them cash at conventions
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@SocDoneLeft
Ah yes, just move to a completely different city.
For moving has zero cost, and it does not affect one's employment nor social structures
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Holy fucking shit.
95% of every person I've seen accuse Hearth of some shit, it's some under 18 kid showing the same one screencap that doesn't prove what they're saying, or "I have no actual evidence, but trust me bro"
Really not cool to send someone threats telling them there's a bounty on them and that people are planning on stealing wiggle.
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@DijahSB
Nah, it's clearly Shitpants McGee, from Fuck I Shit My Pans No Piko, episode 73, ark 12
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@Culture_Crit
"Look at what artists without training did!"
-shows artists who spent their entire childhood under an artist apprenticeship
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@swaywardson
@nameshiv
Loads of American serial killers got away with it by just moving one town over.
The town, suddenly with 20 dead women would not think to ask any other town if something similar happened, and the killer would move again
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@TheMemeBoiYT
@SocDoneLeft
He posted adult content, containing non-adults.
Elon decided "nah, it's good" and reinstated the account
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@CyrilK20
@ms_pigtails
Because neo nazis have been having a rather large resurgence, and that shit has been affecting people personally, and that shit needs to be shut down before it gets any worse
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@banalplay
@papitojoto
Average wage at McDonalds in Denmark: $22/h
Cost of a BigMac in Denmark $0.35 higher
How can anyone afford to survive in such hyper-inflation?!
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@depthsofwiki
People were always just people.
Like than cave full of ancient Norse writing carved in to the walls, with one line carved near the ceiling of the cave some 50 feet up.
The writing translated to "this is very high"
Shitposting is as old as time itself.
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@ValentyneDreams
I sure love my doors unable to close due to the balcony's floor stonework that also funnels all the rain insides and the doorway that leaves a giant fucking gap on the top, and the railings that melt in to waves and plants
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@MyChinaTrip
America: "Nah, that's communism! We need 27 more lanes to this highway, double the police budget, and give the military $20 Billion more than they asked for on an already 20% inflated budget. Also no healthcare"
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@TerribleMaps
one school for 50 million people
One for 3 billion
one for 400m english speakers and 128m spanish speakers
one for a region with a few dozen languages and cultures
another for another few dozen languages and cultures
Brilliant
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The comments are filled with chuds crying "this is terrible, I'll never attend this con! This is fascism!'
One click on their accounts and it's 100% pro-fascist retweets.
A con where twats and proud fascists refuse to attend? Alright, I'm in!
are you vaccinated??
#ANE2024
requires IN-"PERSON" PROOF of VACCINATION 💉
photos of your card are OK!! ✔️
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@olivebrinker
Additional reminder that David Hasselhoff requested that he get to keep it after filming, and now freaks out neighbours or passers by by keeping it prominently in his garage.
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@xerfantes
@GreenTextRepost
An industrial civilization even a tenth the size of our current one would leave unmistakable chemical signs in entire strata layers.
The levels of lead in the ground from the Roman "industrial" period is very easy to detect.
We're doing that & depleting regions of non-renewables
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All deer share one braincell.
Today wasn't his turn with it.
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@bibleradioapp
@SocDoneLeft
@NotEvolution1
@erichovind
@redeemed_zoomer
Yes, now repeat adaptation 10,000 times and see what you get
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Mom says it's my tuuuuurn with the braincelllll
Rare demonstration of a deer passing their single brain cell to another deer...
This is to allow one (1) thought ♥️
#FursuitFriday
🎥:
@WardDawggy
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@ThunderWolf08
"15 minute cities is so they can control anywhere you go"
-people who use government built and controlled roads to drive everywhere in their gated community accessible by only one entrance point, whom are one license suspension away from being unable to get anywhere
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@TerribleFinance
"Why aren't kids (ie people between the ages of 23 and 47) buying diamonds/homes/boats/home theatres/cruises/golf memberships?"
3 seconds earlier: "you're selfish for wanting an anual salary higher than $12,750"
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Without downloading anything new, what's it like dating you?
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Look at them stiletto hoobs!
I don't even know what this creature is but it sorta looks like a little bleater
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@JoshuaDone
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We're here, confused as to why the right is talking so much about a rather bland plain ad
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I need to be tired up and passed around like a good fleshlight and knocked up hard during a con; a bathrobe tossed on me as I'm ferried to the next room party
This 97 year old diner still makes coke the old fashioned way.
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I've got alllll this gay blood right here in my gay veins ready to gay donate, but y'all say you don't take it because I sucked a cock within the last 12 months.
Also I'm O+, which means my blood is good for transfusions of 75% of the population, but nope; cock in me = no blood
NEW:
@CBSNews
has learned the Red Cross is declaring a national blood crisis for the first time and tomorrow the organization will ask people to donate immediately.
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@SpicyFurryTakes
"But they like us!"
Just look at how Target is removing all their pride month stuff because some fascists got upsetti.
It's all about money. It's always been about money.
If funding our genocide made $2 profit than putting on a rainbow logo for one month a year, they'd do it.
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@tumbled_heroes
@mattxiv
Liberal comic: lpve and acceptance. Jesus is a cool guy and yeah legit this is 100% how he would behave.
Conservative comic: let's make up shit to make people hate, and enflame those who wanna cause violence against minorities.
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@theipaper
"I spend only £800 a month to live and I'm still able to be happy!"
-gets rent AND UTILITIES for free
-Spends minimum 25-45% of his income on leisure.
-these same websites criticise others for spending 2% of their income on leisure.
Yes, clearly a money-saving genius.
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@theemptypage_
@Ratchet_fox
We should stop literal nazis from doing nazi things.
"Uhm akshually, that's pretty hateful to say!"
We should exterminate the undesirables and install a dictator via a violent coup.
"I may disagree, but I respect your right to say this"
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@GamrGenre
When you fight public transit getting even a penny of funding, then complain that it sucks and thus doesn't deserve a penny because of it.
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@GCAntisemitism
There is no such thing as "civil debate" over the righg to exist, and it never stops at just one group.
The Nazis started their genocide with the communists and LGBTQ+ community, and it took mere months to go from "civil debate" and "protecting children" to the holocaust.
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@LilithLovett
Yeah that kid's death is a tragedy, but lol 4 billionaires getting literally what they signed up for
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