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looking thoughtfully at the moon and then logging back on to delete my tweets // link in bio to buy supplies for weekly unhoused outreach
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
if you followed me recently or just came to yell at me, my friends do weekly outreach in the los angeles community and are constantly in need of funds and supplies!! here are some options or you can buy something off the wishlist here:
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you are significantly closer to being a climate refugee than a billionaire.
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ok elliot page is allowed to dress boring because he looks happy doing it and that's literally all that matters, IN THIS ONE SPECIFIC CASE.
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simon cowell outliving any member of one direction is honestly sickening to me.
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tim walz if you start campaigning on a complete breakup of ticketmaster's monopoly this thing wraps up at 10:01pm election day.
Afton after being online all day and not getting Taylor Swift tickets.
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mentioning the music lovers kidnapped on october 7th and not the 30k murdered palestinians who also loved music is legitimately insane.
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FYI this is the equivalent of me donating $30, it is absolutely time to tax billionaires out of existence and use their money for public needs
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if a witch turned me into an animal i would revel in it. it doesn’t matter if it’s a frog or a starling or whatever i am just thrilled to not be beholden to capitalism.
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i cannot believe you spineless motherfuckers are chasing the most interesting pop star we’ve had in years into hiding for daring to acknowledge that the current presidential administration is arming a genocide. fuck you fuck you fuck you.
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occasionally you're faced with how deep in the fascist state we already are and it's like oh cool resisting this is actually the only thing that matters.
God help us and hear our prayers. 116th and Amsterdam is surreal right now
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yes because i think everyone deserves to know when other people are thinking of them fondly.
be honest when someone says “say hi to so and so for me” are you doing it. are you completing the mission, are you committed to your duties.
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i’ve seen so many people calling for prosecution of captain and crew of that ship when everything points to them actually saving a lot of lives by getting the mayday call out in time. we really live in such a punitive society.
BREAKING: Maryland's governor says the ship's mayday call enabled officials to limit traffic on Baltimore's Key Bridge before the crash that caused the collapse.
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wicked is a movie about jonathan bailey challengersing two gay girls.
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the self diagnosing girls on tiktok are trying to make getting sleepy at 3pm an adhd thing. my girl you just hit on one of the universal truths of the human experience. we are all getting sleepy at 3pm.
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the britney stuff has always been shady but being deemed too unfit to control your own medical decisions while simultaneously being deemed fit enough that you CAN be forced to work to make your conservators bucketloads of money is making me incandescent with rage.
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easily one of my top 3 taylor swift traits is how she cheats on every man she’s ever met while also holding them to catholic church standards. to me that is feminism.
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i am once again asking for people to just use the word "bisexual"
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oh cool. do you think it's because we never made even the smallest effort to fight it or is there some other reason.
The US may be losing the fight against monkeypox, scientists say
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no chappell roan because he’s tired of queer women calling him a war criminal in the qrts.
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kamala should keep playing keep away with the vp pick if this is the type of stuff it’ll bring. i think we can get buttigieg to do high speed rail.
🚨 Mark Kelly, a possible Dem VP pick, tells HuffPost he'd vote for the PRO Act today if it hit the Senate floor. Kelly has been a holdout on the pro-union bill. "Unions loom large in our life and I’m supportive of the PRO Act," he told @igorbobic.
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the most important thing about any relationship, romantic or platonic or familial, is that you gotta be in cahoots.
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i think some of you should interrogate what allows you to have a generosity of spirit for your dad but not your mom.
being in public with ur dad is like "oh don't mind him he's socially inept" and being in public with ur mom is like "so sorry about her she doesn't know about empathy".
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so when kissinger dies i'm just supposed to run through the streets hollering until someone responds? i'm supposed to fire my war criminal jokes off to randoms with no curation?.
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every LAPD helicopter costs $1200/hr to operate so the five (5) of them currently circling echo park costs LA $6k an HOUR. like, what if you just gave people the $6k instead of paying it to violently displace them #EchoParkRiseUp.
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every time i see some media person being like "we are ALL complicit in what happened to britney" or "we are ALL responsible for how tr*mp's rose to power" i think about this graffiti from left 4 dead
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it ends with us drama is perfect because you don’t have to pick a team. everyone involved is weird and slightly evil. perfect hollywood gossip.
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the cw shouldn’t have to be profitable. the cw is a public service. stupid tv shows are intrinsic to the continued morale of america and it’s insane that they can just decide to stop making them.
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BREAKING: The Justice Department plans to sue Live Nation/Ticketmaster for running an illegal monopoly over the ticketing industry. This corporate monopoly charges too much for tickets, exploits venues, and hurts fans and artists. The antitrust lawsuit is expected within weeks.
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if charles dies less than a year into being king it will honestly be pretty funny. nothing divine about your rights anymore i guess.
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if you find yourself on a rooftop of a school with a sniper rifle trained on a bunch of youths pitching tents it is time to quit your job and start your life over.
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wow that's incredible. let's redistribute some of that babyyyy. let's tax taylor swift back to millionaire status and use her money to expand the public transit system so getting home from her concerts is less of a shitshow.
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anyway, don't participate in #PrimeDay this year. i know the deals are great but workers are striking at the time that is most economically hurtful to amazon in an attempt to get more reasonable pay and actual bathroom breaks and we gotta support them.
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casual by chappell roan i'm so sorry the world failed you.
Chappell Roan's "Good Luck, Babe!" has now surpassed 100 million streams on Spotify. Her first song to reach this milestone.
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always rooting for cillian murphy because he’s the only male actor i have ever seen at an abortion rights march.
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temu paying for a superbowl ad when everything they sell costs $1 tells me that they are doing labor violations that makes the triangle shirtwaist fire look like osha.
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gavin newsom lifting the stay at home order will directly lead to thousands of deaths and then he is going to run for president :).
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give the police's money to these guys, who are walking into fire in the middle of a pandemic for literal pennies because the prison-industrial system is legalized slavery and a blight on our morality.
HAPPENING NOW: Inmate fire crews have arrived to assist in building containment lines around #SepulvedaFire on east side of 405 Freeway near Bel Air. No active flames burning; no homes evacuated. | UPDATES on @ABC7
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yeah you’re wrong. if you look at a serial rapist and the woman who enabled him and decide the woman is somehow worse that’s actually just misogyny. they are both reprehensible but one of them was literally raping people. but he’s somehow less enraging??.
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i have literally donated a higher percentage of my wealth to this crisis than kylie jenner.
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in the 911 universe every cop is a corrupt racist murderer except for angela bassett who continues to uncritically engage with the system despite all of that.
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but not a green new deal or student loan forgiveness or medicare for all or affordable housing programs or child tax credits or high speed interstate train lines or rebuilding from natural disasters or free public school lunch or keeping the government running or.
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she's soooo famous she IS the moment
QUOTE WITH YOUR FAVORITE TATTOO OR PIERCING 👀.
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pandemic made a lot of us kinder but man it really turned some of you into cruel lunatics huh.
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we need to stop chatgpt and other AI efforts EXPEDITIOUSLY or literally we are all going to die sooner rather than later. this is not an escapable truth. opt out. speak against it at your companies. do your best to make it completely unprofitable.
There is no easy way to talk about this. This week the UN announced we are on track to reach up to 3.1° Celsius of warming. We are slated to blow past the goals of the Paris Accords. Here's what this means. (1/9) 🧵.
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just my opinion but everyone on this site spends too much time discoursing and not enough time cyberbullying their respective mayors.
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the people being genocided have a long tradition of music that is literally being erased from existence. let’s talk about that.
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please stop using the term "ghosting" unless you are referring to being haunted by the spirit of a drowned woman from the 1920s in the apartment you are paying below market price for.
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i do not support women becoming billionaires but i do support them cheating on c-list actors because that’s ultimately a win for women everywhere.
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ticketmaster breakup is a perfect VP project. would improve the lives of everyone, not a presidential priority in the bigger picture but would lock in the youth vote for the future, would lead to lots of fun photo ops with various musicians.
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like. you can't put birkenstocks in the barbie trailer and expect me to be normal about it.
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is she, you know. in the blue-purple-pink part of the color wheel.
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now that we are a few days out can i say that the “boys always think about the roman empire” thing is a continuation of the girl math spiral back into traditional gender roles or is everyone gonna get mad at me.
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most of my re-entry anxiety is from the fact that we should not be re-entering at all and i don't think that's a solvable issue.
As COVID-19 lockdowns end, people are experiencing "re-entry anxiety" as they resume aspects of normal life. Here's what to do about it
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bro you are president RIGHT NOW.
If I'm re-elected, I'm going to restore Roe v. Wade.
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i just read the words "8 people own half the world's wealth" and blacked out
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when i was a barista we had to weigh out espresso shots to make sure we were pulling them correctly but i'm so glad the cops get to just guess about explosives they are detonating in a residential area.
BREAKING: Moore says the amount of explosives likely exceeded the weight rated for the TCV, according to the preliminary investigation. Essentially, the bomb squad guessed the weight based on appearance but did not actually weigh the devices before detonating the #lapdblast
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Gaza |. “For all those asking why there is no education in Gaza. We bombed them. That sucks. That’s how you will never become engineers anymore". Israeli soldier Yishai Shalev standing afront Al-Azhar university.
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if you blame individuals instead of the local, national, and global infrastructure that is badly maintained and overloaded, you are going to have a very miserable rest of your life as more and more accidents occur without any reform of the systems until the seas swallow us.
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that man deserves to pick up trash next to a highway for the rest of his life for what he did to those kids.
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is it covid or is the air quality just bad. is it covid or am i just on my period. is it covid or am i just lightly allergic to wine. is it covid or do i just have a headache. is it covid or did i just eat expired salt n vinegar chips from 4 months ago. is it covid or do i just.
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gotta respect maisie peters for dropping an album that is half baiting taylor swift to make her the opener for her european shows and half dragging boys with lines like "baby i'm the iliad of course you couldn't read me." most relatable pop star we've had in a while.
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sometimes i feel like i have watched different movies than other people but it’s really just that i am able to find fat people hot when they’re being hot.
also I cannot, try as I might, get over the cringing void where the chemistry between Kate Winslet and Jack Black is supposed to be, this man is hell, stop telling her what films to watch, stop scatting at the shops, ask her a question you pig!!!.
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love this framing. love it. is it the fact that the cost of having and raising kids gets more unaffordable every year? nah. the exponentially increasing impact of climate change? absolutely not. it’s gotta be that some of us have healthcare now.
Obamacare made IUDs affordable — one reason for California's COVID baby bust
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i have a strategy called "big enchilada" where i make a big pan of enchiladas and then eat them for lunch for 6 days straight.
sorry if this is a stupid question but how is anyone affording things. like how are some of you still able to do that. the things. affording them.
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last christmas eve i was watching little women in a theater with my mom and she leaned over and said "it's because she's gay" when jo did her whole speech about why she doesn't love laurie. anyway i'm watching little women.
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music is one of the foundational parts of being human. no side of a conflict owns a love of music. you don’t get to pick whose humanity you acknowledge. really horrific.
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there must be some mistake, i was told netflix couldn't afford to pay the writers and actors who make their shows a fair wage because there wasn't enough money.
Netflix‘s board has approved 2024 pay packages of its top execs, with co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters each to receive compensation worth $40 million.
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i like greek mythology because i, too, have had moments where i'd literally rather turn myself into tree than keep speaking to a man for one more second.
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looking at the replies to this because i have had it muted so i just want to say for the record 1) i have donated more than $30 to mutual aid funds DESPITE being laid off and 2) some of y’all wanna lick the boots of billionaires while they’re grinding your face into the dirt huh.
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turn me into a TOAD, put me under a little MUSHROOM, that will be my roof and my home and i will live out my days in perfect happiness until some bird i never see coming swoops down to eat me.
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one thing i think has been lost in the collapse of websites is like. not everything should be for mainstream consumption and it is actually insane that someone wrote speculative fanfiction about taylor swift in the nyt op ed section.
i’m sorry but the new york fucking times should not be trafficking in unedited gaylor tumblr theories.
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Stop throwing the Double Standard Rulebook around. They destroyed the rules & Congress won’t enforce them. “If BIDEN HAD DONE THIS-” He didn’t. Trump is. The protocol should be immediate impeachment. It won’t be. The US will crawl out of this violent nosedive irrevocably changed.
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like if she can do a vegas residency i think she can fucking decide whether or not to have a child ON HER OWN TERMS.
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not to mention, switching her off her meds and onto LITHIUM without her being a part of that conversation is just. so painful to think about. like when you are mentally ill you should have the right to work with your doctor to find the medication that works FOR YOU.
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new trope: lesbians that live through literally anything, to the point of hilarity. lesbian brings a knife to a gun fight, wins.
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how do people watch survivor micronesia and not come out of it understanding that feminist solidarity is the only way society can truly move forward.
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i think that even if someone is guilty of a crime the state shouldn’t be allowed to execute them
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thinking about how pretty much all of us are going to be forced to relocate due to severe weather at some point in our lives and how that makes home ownership an impossible proposition.
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@Hello_Tailor i can't be the only one feeling like their viewership is gonna crater from this. know your audience, know who can and cannot temper chocolate.
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fuck it. i'll take the democratic nomination. my platform is abortion, no genocide, that car headlights need to go back to being normal rather than blinding, and consistent sound levels across streaming platforms. reach goal is fewer vomit scenes in movies.
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so you agree, henry kissinger should face a criminal investigation
Kissinger took thousands of pages of secret transcripts from his time in the Nixon WH and hid them at Nelson Rockefeller's Westchester, NY estate. He was later compelled to return them, but did not face any criminal investigation. Discuss.
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btw do not buy anything off temu. do not let your parents buy something off temu. not only is a 10-year-old working a 24-hour day to get it to you, you are literally guaranteed to get your credit card information stolen.
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an underdiscussed element of the chappell discourse is that fan entitlement is at highs that i have never ever seen before in my life. it's actually gotten so out of hand that i'm glad someone is pushing back on it.
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as someone who has successfully convinced multiple men to stop using gay as a slur (in my presence at least), i think that genuinely meeting people where they are, even if it’s annoying and dumb, is actually the only way to change.
The moment we lost the culture war is when the left decided to say "it's not my job to educate you".
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lorde has two perfect pieces of art and they are 1) the entire album "melodrama" and 2) this tweet
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i cannot believe i have to say this in the year of our lord 2023 but please stop sharing shaun king posts and when he inevitably starts collecting money for gaza do not under any circumstances donate to him.
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these cops make six figures and drive in from communities outside of LA so they can come and shut down the marginalized people trying to make rent by actually providing services for the community at a public park. very cool that we are giving these guys another $3bn next year.
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like why is every single goddamn thing so extremely about gender right now. do you know that women can also take latin and eat balanced meals.
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everyone secretly knows exactly which mythical creature they would be. i am extremely hot and unbelievably dumb so I know i would be a werewolf.
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current mood: ben barnes finding out in the year of our lord 2021 that we’ve all been calling him bin bons for the past decade
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starting a knife fight with taylor swift, a woman whose favorite pastime is knife fights with corporations, is a very funny move and honestly probably will speed up the FTC breakup of ticketmaster by half a decade.
Chairman of Ticketmaster Greg Maffei is on CNBC blaming the site outage on Taylor Swift. He says she didn’t go on the road for four years so the demand was more than they can handle.
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there must be some mistake. i was told this wouldn't happen under a democratic president, democratic governor, democratic mayor, democratic representative, democratic.
CNN's @miguelmarquez: "I've covered lots of this sort of stuff around the world, and i've never seen this many police moving into one area."
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inland and north, as the climate destabilizes more and more. see you all in wyoming in 2055.
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