RT @FunkyCorpLtd: Just launched: check out the new JNTO microsite Luxury Japan, the very best of Japan’s art, accommodation, fine dining an…

@PrincessObtaria I don't think Neil Buchanan has a real Twitter page. So sad :(

@NeilBuchanan_AA Happy Christmas, Neil! I see you're not on Twitter much, but it would make my sis (@PrincessObtaria)'s day if you could wish her a Merry Xmas. Thank you!

Just saw @alaindebotton speak at the Future of Work symposium. Was front row centre fan-girling. Inspiring and entertaining, as always. <3

I am more intrigued by the ending of Belinda Blinked 3 (@dadwroteaporno than I was GOT. Holy shit, I can't wait for book 4. #thespecialone

RT @TownOfSudbury: Goodbye Easterns! Planning permission granted for 15 flats - What are your memories of the place…

RT @JoeBiden: There is only one side. #charlottesville

RT @Reebok: In case you were wondering when it IS appropriate to say, "You're in such good shape...beautiful,"... THIS:

RT @shitlondon: Pound shop gold. The instructions are the greatest thing I've ever read.

RT @Independent: Theresa May calls for snap general election

Now it's parody posts about that BBC live guy. Are people really so infinitely entertained by this? PLEASE GOD NO MORE.

Tracked macros today. *checks for abs*

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS STILL IN MY NEWS FEED I CAN'T TAKE IT.

@directrun he was voting today and.... he didn't reply to that bit. Hmm. My friend wrote this. Pretty funny:

@directrun SO: In the Vice office there hasn't been much chat about it today (although there probz is in editorial). I asked my Dutch bff if

@directrun Ah, I miss it so much. How's the ole political climate? We don't hear much here.

@directrun I felt like i was writing a postcard, sorry. hahaha. Still in Amsterdam, weather is nice, hope you're well. Best, gaby.

@directrun But my day's fine! I'm still in AMS! It's spring-y here & I Just got back from a long weekend in Warsaw. This is me chilled. haha