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aspiring recluse lighthouse keeper.
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Joined June 2016
@ Anybody procrastinating applying for a GRC like I did for two years - getting a statutory declaration signed is WAY easier than you would expect.
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can we universally agree that 14 is the absolute worst age and nobody is proud of what they did in that god-forsaken year.
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He changed this caption last year but maybe dont shoot at your employees if you dont want them to quit 👍🏻
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when u hit puberty and the underlying hereditary mental illness kicks in
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my favourite genre is gay media where homophobia just. doesnt exist. the writer says we get enough of this in real life therefore I will Remove it completely.
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Scrappy doo's absence speaks volumes.
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white english teachers seeing 'to kill a mockingbird' is on the syllabus
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Kicking someone out of a two-man band is incredibly funny if you think about it. Like that's a divorce.
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For those who dont know, iDKHOW might be breaking up because the drummer committed identity theft and stole $26k in royalties from the lead singer. New album this year though.
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@cland3stineROSS YEAH if you scroll down his page and find it you can see that he edited it ~33 weeks ago. I got the first screenshot from my old instagram account.
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I found out today that in the 1800s they tried calming down mania patients by putting them in a big chair swing and spinning them around very quickly until they passed out
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I saw this graffiti earlier and I've spent all day trying to figure out the fuck this guys name is
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this album is very special because its simultaneously ahead of its time and destined to only blow up online 10 years after its commercial failure but also could never have been made in a year that wasnt 2009.
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peaky blinders is just cillian murphy in period clothing dramatically walking to the arctic monkeys for an hour a week and it deserves every award it has.
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Anyways dallon makes better music now which totally isnt about how bad his time in panic was.
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Ok um this is really picking up but I'm going to sleep so if anything happens in the next like 8 hours then it happened while I was asleep.goodnight.
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"Maybe he hasnt been kicked out of the band" his bandmate's dog has unfollowed him on Instagram.
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it's so funny when u first start tma and you see tweets like "jon and martin love each other so much it makes me cry❤❤" and then u press play on spotify and jon's like "martin tripped over his shoelace today. useless bitch. wish he'd die already".
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@redsunO21 it's year 9 where I am which is the year before we start actually having to study, meaning everyone loses their minds and becomes evil.
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it's an absolute tragedy that coraline didnt start a trend of animated horror movies because the potential is fucking,, unlimited.
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It's become very popular to mock feminine trans guys with boyfriends, saying that their bfs don't really see them as men. Like why are you hoping that they're being abused, lol.
Y’all treat trans men and trans mascs in general like shit.
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@DISMEXICAN @0pvlent I think the worst part is that the homeless are further punished just for being homeless. As if things arent bad enough.
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im not saying no media should ever tackle homophobia because it should, it's a serious societal issue that needs to be discussed. it's just nice to see a romance once in a while where it isnt the main source of conflict bc that can get depressing if it's the only thing you see.
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martin blackwood really brought his crush a mug of tea every day until he fell in love with him what kind of stardew valley logic is that.
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I'm deeply nosy about the panic at the disco drama we don't know about. Why did they almost fistfight each other over a sparkly jacket.
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hello I'm ryan and you should follow me if you want. no pressure or anything. also heres my favourite video.
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Oh btw before I do sleep, I've unarchived the first post on my old dead instagram @/clustershrugs which I posted back in 2016 in case people want 2 make sure it's real or smthn.
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Imagine you're filing a lawsuit against your bandmate for fraud and your probably 80 y/o mother in law leaks the details from her antique shop finds account and then starts conspiring with ronnie radke.
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I thought my metalcore phase was bad but some of you are here like "when I was 14 I killed a man" are you all ok 😭.
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Oh btw by breaking up I mean gone from 2 members to one member, Dallon will absolutely keep making music as IDKHOW no matter what imo. Drummer just had nothing to do with this new album and if this is true then it's why.
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. 💪😂💪.🤛💪💪💪🤜 "and who's this?. 🦵🦵🦵 your boyyyfriend?". 👬 "yes actually". 💪😳💪.🤛💪💪💪🤜 "oh. huh". 🦵🦵🦵.
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jon being canonically 28 in season 1 is the funniest part of the whole show. imagine being a millennial and acting like that. I thought he was in his 40s for two seasons.
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elias trying to see gertrude's plans through gerry's knee eye tattoo but his ripped jeans are in the way
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I still cant sleep but an autistic and LGBT owned cafe in Cardiff that I really love is currently being threatened with closure by greedy landlords so please sign this petition to help them, it would mean a lot
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@ all the people saying they nuked homophobia in their own writing, bless u all and thank u for your service.
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wow this is doing well lol,, I have nothing to promote so if you love cosmic anthology horror, intricate meta plots and gay romance then listen to The Magnus Archives podcast on spotify.
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me when my parents hand me the aux and i want to make sure they dont hate what i pick.
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idk what all the fuss is about when chimneysweeps get this palette for free.
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The biggest mistake the OP made here was implying that The Brobecks had fans.
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I went to their last little rent protest they held and the whole cafe was PACKED with so many cool trans people there was barely room to breathe. They gave out free vegan mac n cheese and it was delicious and if it gets replaced by a butchers or something itll break my heart.
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Never ever playing a song live again because one person compared it to twenty one pilots is one of the funniest things idkhow have ever done.
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met a teenager at my job at the other who said she was born in 2010 and i was horrified beyond belief.
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This dog hasnt posted a photo since last July. They specifically logged into the dog's instagram for the first time in 8 months just to unfollow him. I bet they were laughing.
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it's so shitty how the media portrays big noses as 'ugly' or 'evil'. big noses are cute as fuck.
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@hkadogs @cland3stineROSS 13 year old me took my job as a the brobecks fanpage very seriously.
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i always thought the fear entities were a reallyyy cool way to categorise horror so I put together this big list! HUGE thank you to my followers and everyone else who helped me build this
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basira referring to tim as "the hot one" was actually foreshadowing because he.
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I've been to metal concerts but I've still never seen a British crowd more violently intense than when Mr Brightside came on at a Killers show.
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oliver: gave jon the choice to die as a human or wake up as an avatar.what martin thinks happened:
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jon: martin I hate your tea and wish you made coffee instead.[silence].jon: alright then.jon: 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖍, 𝖆 𝖇𝖆𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖌𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖊 𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔.
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It costs only £185 to egg the king, let's go boys.
🥚 A man has been fined after pleading guilty to throwing an egg at King Charles in Luton. Harry May had been charged with a public order offence following the incident; he was fined £100 and ordered to pay £85 in costs.
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Heres where this is coming from btw (this is DW's mother in law). Apparently shes been unreliable in the past but theyve been recording with a new drummer in the studio too and family friends have been liking posts abt it. Theyve been besties for over 10 years man.
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Cicid is returning no results from google. Clud is not on babycentre .com. there was one recorded person named Clad from 1980 to 2019 in Quebec.
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someone please get this poor man a date with andrew scott or he will literally die
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people really went to see knives out for chris evans when ana de armas and lakeith stanfield are literally right there
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I once mentioned idkhow to someone and they were like "oh the small cuts band?" like. That's not even anywhere near the biggest Brobecks song. How do u know that.
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Shortening "cognitive behavioural therapy" to "CBT" at the trans speed dating event was a mistake.
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I pray that one day the brobecks stop hating each other enough to put the 3 other albums onto spotify.
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Trans people are so unemployable can you imagine a septum-piercinged tboy prime minister.
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"Gloom", "devil" "brats", "idiots", oh he's never been this mad in his life.
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the stardew valley wizard now canonically has a transgenderification shrine in his basement, merry christmas.
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@ everyone replying to this tweet saying their teachers forced students to say it,,,, im gonna personally throw ur teachers in jail.
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s5 jon travels in time and meets s1 jon and is like "I'm an inhuman eldritch monstrosity now that feeds off peoples trauma also im in love with martin" and s1 jon is like "I FALL IN LOVE WITH M A R T I N ??????".
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1980s horror movies are very similar to greek mythology in that they're so misogynistic that they become homoerotic.
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