Reporting what
@thegoldenratio4
dogs talk about in photos. Fan account—not the dogs. Also posting squad-o-shopped images & assorted Dog Twitter nonsense.
Please enjoy the new Golden Ratio quiz!
Super Followers were enlisted for some beta testing, so we hopefully worked out the kinks... but please report any glitches if you see them. Not too late to fix!
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I've always been a fan of the "There-But-Not-There" genre—all credit to the originator, who is not me. A couple other times when we've lost a GR squad member, I wished someone would submit a sequel. So h*ck, this time I just wrote my own.
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Sunny has clearly been schooled in the ways of CB. Although I'm no longer dog-sitting him, his owner informs me that he made this face at *4:43* this afternoon. I suspect he plans to keep sliding it earlier until he's eating dinner at noon!
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#EarlyBirdSpecial
An Angel Dog story for Vink...
I'm rating it "only" 🤧🤧 in that the story itself isn't super-sad... but I will respect your many replies of "That was 🤧🤧🤧🤧 AT LEAST!!" just because... Vink. Viiiiiinnnkk, we love you Viiiiiinnnnkk!!
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@TheGoldenRatio4
Devastated for you. Voods was a legend who'll live in every Friend of the Squad's heart forever. He brought such joy & mischief, but with the downside that we knew we was sometimes suffering.
May there be ALL the foods on the other side of Rainbow Bridge.
#VoodsForever
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@TheGoldenRatio4
Hops: Voods says to tell you that whenever a rainbow appears in the sky, we'll know he's thinking of us... and whenever the toilet paper is off the roll, we'll know he isn't really gone. Also, he says they have THREE-ply up there.
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Apparently it's National Boyfriend Day! Does this call for some Riley content? (And should Riley be considered a retroactive member of Team Strawberry Blond? 🤔)
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On account of worries that Twitter will crash & burn before I post all of Nacho's story, the fifth & final chapter is now posted! (Chapter 4 went up earlier today if you missed it.) That's a wrap!! 🧡
I walked through a train station in a floaty sort of skirt and a homeless-type woman informed me that I'm a magical fairy with powers. I told her I appreciated that and would take all the powers I could get. I also thought of... 💛🧚♀️
#Vinkerbell
A *special* dog-sitting assignment: Meet Cooper! He belongs to the same family as Sunny (the boi I usually dog-sit) but normally lives with their adult son. Basically, he's Sunny's sugar-faced older dog-brother and he's also teh best! He's 9! 💛
Angel Dog story! 🤎😇
I see this as Part I of Feta's welcome... but I'm not sure what Part II is yet, and it might have to wait until the book events.
Since people say these stories make them cry, I'm thinking of instituting a rating system... 1/2
RUM RUN: Drink with Vink! Join us on 5/18, 4:30pm at Key West Legal Rum for an optional shake out run, access to delish piña coladas, & a chance to meet fluffy pal Vink! First 5 to register get free Altra Olympus (thanks to
@AltraRunning
!) Please RSVP here
@TheGoldenRatio4
@IKEAUSA
Gosig: How'd you lose yours?
Hops: GR mom said to blame Blåhaj... but it was cancer. You?
Gosig: GR Mom said to blame Blåhaj... but it was GR Mom.
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@TheGoldenRatio4
Did you by any chance get Zola at Golden Goose Farm (just 28 miles from yours truly)? Because I THOUGHT I felt an (adorable) disturbance in the force!!
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@TheGoldenRatio4
Vink: Seester, you smell like hospital. What happened?!
Hops: Forgot how many legs I have.
Vink: Oh! I've done that!!
CB: She has. I'm a witness.
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Merry Voodsmas Eve! I got a request a while back for a Christmassy (er... Voodsmassy) Angel Dog story that's not about anything sad. (Or, no sadder than dogs being OTRB to begin with.) So... here it is! Just one "chapter" this time. Hope you enjoy!
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Anyone up for a new Golden Ratio quiz??
I actually wanted to make it challenging... but couldn't think of many questions that would be hard for GR fans. So everyone will probably ace it, but I hope people have some fun with it anyway!
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Public service announcement to all who requested Hops postcards! I'm getting your DMs but if you "placed your order" Saturday or later, your card will be a couple days delayed because I'm out of postcard stamps & the postage machine at my post office hasn't worked all weekend. 😞
@tine_theherd
There once was a pupper named Barry
Who needed a little Hail Mary
So the Herd House made room
And perhaps he can't zoom
But at least the guy's easy to carry!
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@Xmetalfanx
@VoodsFoods
@dmgeran
@DezH_ca
Makes me want to write another "There But Not There" story... a zany one... about all the havoc Voods is causing with the Angel Squad. Possibly they weren't quite prepared for his antics up there... 🤍🤪😇😬
@beccaluvsya2
@TheGoldenRatio4
Yes!
1) GR Mom
2) GR Dad
3) "Ingo B"
4) Guac
5) Remi
6) All the FoTS
7) "Definitely Not Ingo Again"
8) Ghost Voods
And those are just the top contenders!
I was waiting for a *sekret signal* before posting this (😉), but now that it's been received... here's a new little Angel Dog story! Please enjoy... "Voodsday!"
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@TheGoldenRatio4
Remoulade, Remoulade
Hangin' with the northern squad,
Training like a golden god,
Makes the fans at home applaud! 🤎
Guess I need one for Voods too now... 🤔🤍🎓🥳
New Angel Dog (mini?) series about Cheddar! 🧡🧀
Content warning for imagined description of what was done to Chedz. 🤬 No gory details, just the basic events you know about. If you want to avoid that part, skip the paragraph with REWIND in the 1st line.
@TheGoldenRatio4
Guac: Awwww... you brought me a new stuffie!
Φέτα: Dude, no... that's a seester!
Remi: I THOUGHT she looked sort of... *alive*....
'Ella: YES HELLO! WHO WANTS TO BE CHOMPED FIRST?!!
CB: How do they just keep multiplying...? 😳
'Zolá: Sekrets.
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@TheGoldenRatio4
Nacho: What do you mean, "communication problems?" I communicate! My jaws were communicating with his face all morning! HE'S the one over there "not communicating!"
Michael: Remi, how does that make you feel?
Remi: No comment. Too busy communicating with my stick.
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@jenrunswithdogs
I hope you explained why GR Dad couldn't come: "He really wanted to be here, but he's currently serving as an elevator for our five dogs (not counting the ghost), one of whom has three legs."
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@bunsenbernerbmd
For H, I'd like to nominate the perfect Hopper T. Dog from
@thegoldenratio4
if no one's gotten there yet! (Or if they have, I second the motion...) Chief Brody could be either a C or B. Alternatively, my brother's dapper little mutt Charlie works for C as well!