Gary Patrick Brown
@GPBinNL
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Lover of sport (Spurs fan, former England Men's Netball captain), animals, music & cake. He / Him Co-founder of
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6 months ago I was the heaviest I'd ever been and could barely run for a bus. Now I can do two F45 sessions in a day & actually enjoy it. Thanks to those of you who have given advice, encouragement & inspiration. I'm aware I still have a fat ass, but can't have everything I guess
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I love me a Kiss Cam at sports matches, but this might be even better. I can't stop laughing.
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Seven years ago today we went on our third date and I knew he'd be the one.
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Reminiscing with friends about when we met 20 years ago, and they've reminded me I used to look like this. What was I thinking?
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Are you alone or bored on Christmas Day? Feel free to join me and see what a day in the life of a petsitter in Amsterdam is like.
It's a 0700 alarm (urgh!) for me and straight out of the door to my first appointment. As you can see, it's a busy day!
#JoinIn
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Going to a queer festival next weekend and wondering if I, as a near 44yo, can get away with wearing this top.
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Maddy is the reason you have to show your 'working out' on Maths exams. Right answer, completely wrong method
#TheTraitors
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Currently responding to client emails and wondering if I should go outside for Pride
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There's nothing like seeing a group of your friends posting pics from a Christmas get together on their Insta stories, and realising you weren't invited.
I realise nobody has a right to be included, but it still hurts to see and be excluded.
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Something tells me they do. Eight years and counting.
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Feels like my first day at school. Taking on a second job to help with the increase in our monthly bills, and the dress code is VERY different to my usual singlet, shorts and hoody attire to look after the dogs.
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I hope y'all enjoy your shitty fireworks, and that it's worth our dogs - and so many other pets and wild animals - distress.
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There are 22, yes twenty-two (!!) articles about
#HarryandMeghanNetflix
on the Daily Mail's homepage (seemingly all negative), but sure, they're the problem.
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What's that? You hate your job and colleagues? Sorry, I don't know what that's like.
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9 years old and she decides to lay here for the first time ever.
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I've been asked to be a cheerleader for a performance at Pride and I reckon this'll do, yes?
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I know actors can do lots of different accents, but I honestly thought Martha (Jessica) was played by a Scot! So weird to hear her speak in her normal accent.
Also,
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is incredible, just in case you haven't seen it already.
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Why am I, a near 45 year old man, currently alone on a Saturday night, crying while watching Legally Blonde?
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Waking up as a 44yo isn't as bad as I thought. Being on holiday helps.
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This is our last weekend with Barrett.
His owner told us a few days ago that they're moving to the US, and I'm honestly devastated.
We've looked after him 5 days a week for 5 years, multiple weekends and even take him on holiday with us.
Little dog's gonna leave a big void.
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I haven't seen Coby for a few months, but his owner needed some emergency help today. Needless to say, he was very happy to see me. That is once he finally remembered who I was.
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Atten-shun!!!
a.k.a. the greatest picture I've ever taken
a.k.a. best job ever
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For the first time ever in our near seven year relationship, not only did I get to see my boyfriend dance in public, I got to dance with him in a place other than our kitchen.
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They're all miserable because there's only room for one, so rather than just take turns, they're all uncomfortable.
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This is so delicious it's got to be fattening.
James O'Brien skewers Tory MP Steve Baker for 'telling Chris Whitty to stay out of science'.
@mrjamesob
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Wishing my favouritest person in the whole world the happiest of birthdays, doing what he loves the most: some crazy cycling holiday by himself. Love you
@highfielder80
, come home soon please.
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I'm pretty sure Klaus loves me, but I'm never 100% certain!
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We saw you from across the mountain and really dig your vibe.
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We've taken the day off work, so a cute lunch date is in order, before an early afternoon cinema visit.
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As annoying as insomnia is, it warms my heart to see two of my boys sleeping together like this.
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Why is it so soothing when they do it, but not so much when it's a hooman?
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I met Pebbles two days ago. Safe to say, I think she likes me.
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I've been staying at clients for the past two weeks, but it's nice to see that Klaus is happy to have me home again.
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Currently contemplating stealing the light in this rental accommodation's bathroom. It is very flattering.
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This cold weather means it's time to put the tights on for dance rehearsal, although Max is not impressed with the shameless pose.
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As someone who's only gotten into a gym routine in the past 6 months or so, I've just finished my first 'bulk'. It's been a lot of fun, but I'm now dreading trying to 'cut', as I'm not great at being disciplined when it comes to diet. Any tips for a first-timer much appreciated.
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@BListAtCapital
I asked my boyfriend how old he thought he was and he said "40, but as you've asked me, he's probably a lot younger so I'll say 27". He was shooketh when I told him his actual age.
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Part 2 of
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was released less than 12 hours ago, and the Daily Fail has 31 (!!!!) - yes, you read that right - articles about them on their homepage. Utterly ridiculous!
How they're still sane is beyond me, but they both seem like truly wonderful people.
There are 22, yes twenty-two (!!) articles about
#HarryandMeghanNetflix
on the Daily Mail's homepage (seemingly all negative), but sure, they're the problem.
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From my 78yo neighbour, who last week also offered me her zimmerframe 😢
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Thank you for putting up with my bullshit for the past 7 years
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. Looking forward to the next 7.
Happy anniversary.
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Every Monday, Hapa arrives early and jumps straight into bed for a cuddle with me before the big morning walk with Ken. It's not a bad way to start the week.
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This is the best netball-related content I've ever seen.
And why is it all so accurate?!
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Going out shortly for the second night in a row, having got home at 0900 this morning, and with a 50th planned for tomorrow, I'm already tired. Someone remind me I'm not 21 anymore!
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How did I not know that Maya Rudolph has such a great singing voice?!?! I mean, makes sense given that she's Minnie Ripperton's daughter, but still.
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First clients up are Pietje & Heintje. Pietje is a beautiful British Blue and always super affectionate as you can see. Heintje, an Abyssinian, is rather more shy and is hiding this morning so you won't get to see him.
Km cycled: 1
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@DisabledDoctor
@Suzycue681
Apparently men are allowed to use music, but none of them choose to do so. Such a shame.
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A friend just sent me this picture from three years ago and there's literally nothing in it that is the same now, apart from the oven.
I wouldn't mind the hair and jawline making a comeback though.
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