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a humble chiscara thinker ☔ HEAVY NSFW (minors DNF) 🔞 @chscr18 side acc

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2 years
scaramouche teaser is gonna hit different for depressed people😭
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i hope everyone realizes that you can admit that ei’s choices and actions as a creator are a big part of what fucked scaramouche up and still like her. like there’s no need to die on the “she did nothing wrong” hill cuz she gave us one of the most interesting genshin characters
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scara: i think i have bpd childe (tryna hit): ohhhhh the beautiful princess disorder? you definitely do🥺
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3 years
bro... solo idol scaramouche and DCKZ's tartaglia dating scandal
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2 years
tbh “country destroyer” sounds like a 13 year old boy picked a name in an online game😭😭 scaramouche😭😭😭
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for the longest time i thought scaramouche wanted a heart because he craved love after observing humans but he didn’t exactly know how to love… then i realized that he was always capable of love and loved deeply, he just thought that he couldn’t be loved back because he’s empty
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i love scaramouche so much because he’s one of those characters who were rejected for being too emotional meaning that he’s had to toughen himself up and that there should be a way to bring out his overly emotional side… it would be like a dam breaking
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it's time for chiscara royalty au. scara is the youngest son of queen raiden ei; everyone knows he's not meant to take the throne - his older sister, raiden shogun, is. the young prince is infamous - he's a spoiled brat who is the main source of headaches in the royal palace.
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#chiscara 🔞 * “you’ll be taking care of that whore that boss likes to get off with.” this is what childe is told by one of il dottore’s close associates when he dares to ask what his job scope would be. needless to say, he’s less than happy with the answer he gets.
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who’s up for a chiscara au where childe (troubled and in his early 20s) becomes a retainer for dottore (a big criminal tycoon in his 40s) and he has to take care of his boss’ latest plaything (scara) who he immediately falls for😗
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childe is like the unemployed friend in the group chat at 2 pm… hanging out in a random inazuma forest while his coworkers secured 4/7 gnoses is the most unemployed thing he could do
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childe having a horrible breeding kink and trying to rationalize it by saying that he wants a big family is the hottest thing ever🧎
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canon divergent au where ei placed her consciousness into the shogun but hid the electro gnosis with kuni. childe is the harbinger ordered to get the gnosis; he assumes that it's with the shogun, so he decides to target her through her seemingly naive and eager older brother
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scara hates childe so much that he cant stop thinking about him💗 whenever childe is mentioned around him he chimes in immediately like “you know his body really isnt that strong😐” only to go real quiet real fast when someone asks him “and how do you know that..?”
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3 years
want to live scaramouche’s life 1. be created 2. cry 3. sleep 4. wake up and frolic around murdering people
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3 years
childe is having romantic sex with the love of his life while scaramouche is having hate sex with his mortal enemy. they are fucking each other
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3 years
beta childe is so hot for the only reason that he Would Not Talk. he would be silent and murderous which are the two best qualities in a man. normal childe loses 90% of his attractiveness when he opens his mouth
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knowing that he has to go through very intense abuse and manipulation to become scara is making me all the more insane i dont know if i want to protect him or if i wanna watch it happen🧍🏻
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i like to think that scara is naturally pouty (just like ei) but when he joins the fatui he consciously works towards controlling it because he needs to be intimidating not cute! but sometimes the pout shows itself anyway🥺
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2 years
scaramouche is running for his life while childe takes it as a leisurely vacation💀💀
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2 years
it would be so funny if scara was into DICKZ but he was a solo kaeya stan who always gets into fights with childe stans😭 "why does mhy always put ch*lde as center when kaeya is a much better dancer AND his vocals are actually stable" he would be so toxic i know he would
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2 years
im sorry i cant take anyone who says that scaramouche is heterosexual seriously. that mf is 5’4 wears knee-length shorts and has like six different names have you ever seen a straight boy like that😭😭😭
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3 years
🔞canon-compliant chiscara but in this one, childe is still ajax, an 18 yo fresh fatui recruit assigned under lord scaramouche. the fatui recruits are a gossipy bunch, and soon after joining, ajax learns that the harbinger he will work for is one of the most unpopular ones.
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3 years
if chiscara broke up and childe tried to get back together by standing in front of scara's house with a boombox what songs would he play
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“it’s not gonna fit” big-dicked childe and “i’ll make it fit” size queen scara
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2 years
childe taking scara on the cheesiest sweetest first date… scara dresses up for it and childe cant stop staring at him… they go to the movies and childe sneaks a hand around scara’s shoulders and freezes up when scara leans into him… they go to a diner afterwards and childe
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3 years
inside you there are two wolves. one is obsessed with kissless virgin childe and the other with annoying fuckboy childe. and you want them both to make scara’s life living hell
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scaramouche one of them irredeemable villains whose anger issues can be treated with COCK
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2 years
god (ei) gave scaramouche a flat tummy for him to get a tummy bulge every time he gets fucked
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scaramouche is just so perfectly fuckable. shorts just tight enough to give a good view of his thighs. the strands of hair at the back of his head to pull on to make him arch. the red eyeliner to smudge it all over while fucking his throat. god made him submissive and breedable
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2 years
i want arlecchino and columbina vs. chiscara to be the prime example of wlw mlm hostility. i just knowwww that arlecchino cant stand them
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i like to think of dottore as scara’s terrible first “boyfriend” who gave him commitment issues… body image issues… trust issues… emotional unavailability… no hope that he’ll ever be able to be valued for more than his body… and a strange variation of stockholm syndrome
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chscr college au and scara hates childe but childe is a bassist in a band and when he’s on stage his hair falls over his eyes and his biceps flex because he wears a black tank top and after his set suddenly scara wants to have his babies
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scaramouche has a thigh gap and very sensitive thighs. childe can probably make him come just by pressing a chest to his back, making him stand on his tiptoes and holding him firmly in place while sliding a dick between his thighs
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need scara to have a breeding kink but in a “thats fucking hot” way and childe to have a breeding kink but in a “i want to have at least 6 babies asap” way. thinking of childe excitedly buying pregnancy tests a week into dating and scara almost breaking up with him on the spot
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2 years
every day the idea of hetero scaramouche is getting funnier to me like… that mf never felt the touch of a woman even his own mother’s💀
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scaramouche... in a yukata... sitting on a lap of childe in a suit with a sly smile on his face... he has a dagger fastened to his thigh because his mission is assassinating tartaglia the 11th harbinger from a rival mafia clan
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will forever be in the “chiscara isnt an enemies to lovers ship” camp because childe would never see scara as an enemy. he would probably see him as a pretty (and pretty arrogant) colleague who he really, really wants to spar with. i really dont think this man has Enemies
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2 years
who’s up for a chiscara au where childe (troubled and in his early 20s) becomes a retainer for dottore (a big criminal tycoon in his 40s) and he has to take care of his boss’ latest plaything (scara) who he immediately falls for😗
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“i hate him so fucking much” scaramouche says as he zooms into childe’s latest thirst trap and screenshots it after 3 whole minutes of being unable to scroll away from it
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my favorite scaramouche HC is probably that he’s way too used to physical Closeness but not intimacy… he has no issue with literally getting on all fours in front of a stranger because meaningless sex is easy and familiar but he’d get so lost if someone tried to just. hug him
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scara’s mochi cheeks are so cute but a dick poking at his cheek while he looks up at childe indignantly would be even cuter
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i feel like so many chiscara stans started out as scaramouche stans and then decided that childe is the most fitting guy out of the genshin cast to fuck scaramouche’s brains out… its kinda funny
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someone legit got paid to write this and it's over a 1,000 words too... screenrant chiscara fic🤩
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⚠️LEAKS⚠️ The Wanderer “About Tartaglia” leaked voiceline “(sigh)… I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship. Can we stop talking about this?”
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FOUL LEGACY CHISCARA😋😋😋😋🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👁👅👁👉🏻👌🏻👉🏻👌🏻🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💦
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2 years
done with denial just admit that childe is so incredibly sexy. the strongest warrior in his entire nation while in his early twenties, family man AND canonically has the biggest balls in genshin impact. how can you not be attracted to him
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chscr as exes who still fuck au i need you so bad… they broke up bc scara was terrible at communicating and childe stopped trying but he still cant deny being attracted to him… until he actually tries to Move On and gets into a relationship and scara just.. refuses to accept it
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