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Kevin Cullen (Parody)

@GIobeCulIen

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Third attempt at Parodying the biggest liar in Boston. Kev/Cul/Cully

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@GIobeCulIen
Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
Leave it to this guy to go back for seconds
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@kreadisinnocent
Karen Read Updates
4 months
DAs press release
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
“Michael Proctor: Hopefully she kills herself Courtney Proctor Elburg: I hope she does so she doesn’t drag this out for this family.” Are you okay with this kind of talk from an employee @JFKGallahue ?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
3 months
And yet this little bitch, wannabe tough guy couldn’t get his lazy ass out of bed while John O’Keefe was dying on his lawn.
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Jennifer Murphy
3 months
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
What a great family the Nagel’s are! One gets DUI’d in Florida and the other commits perjury to protect a family that wouldn’t piss on her if she were on fire
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@OliviaLambo_
Olivia
4 months
The whole world is seeing who the real McAlberts, Daniels (and apparently Nagels) are tonight. This is NOT how innocent people behave. “Imagine believing you have the right to jump out of your vehicle and put your hands on anyone” — @SleuthieGoosie . Imagine what these people do
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
3 months
On this day in 1992 Chris Albert killed a man.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
. @MafiaMasshole imagine if you cared about your kids as much as you pretend to care about the O’Keefes, McCabes and Alberts/as much as you hated Aiden? Maybe you’d have custody of all 4, maybe
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
3 months
Chicken Parm Charlie truly has 0 fucking shame
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
Alan Jackson is gonna have a field day with this thing on Tuesday. Like a dog on a piece of raw meat
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
Get in kids, we’re going butt dialing
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
This kid grew up in an affluent suburb and his father is the lead singer of the band Cat Tunes. Literally his Dad is a Boy George wannabe that plays small venues on the South Shore. Can’t make this shit up
@JohnM33212391
John M
5 months
Those of you just following this case, this guy is from Canton and he’ll “ kick your head in “ if you say Jen McCabe conspired to frame Karen Read. he works security, my God, even the Canton police department wouldn’t accept this guy. Cannibals.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
@DoctorTurtleboy When someone says the Advantage Boys are on their way
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
@fusion0g1x @DoctorTurtleboy Cool next explain how 12 people leaving a party and a plow driver missed a body, how nobody heard anything, how the tail light pieces didn’t appear until days later and why a family friend was allowed to investigate? Good luck!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
Howie’s not kidding! Not a beauty queen contestant anywhere near this sordid lot
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@DoctorTurtleboy
Aidan Kearney
7 months
. @HowieCarrShow killing it today as usual
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
@RTVGB @DoctorTurtleboy @WMurphyLaw It’ll be tough to sue from Framingham women’s prison
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
So calling and harassing people with money to pressure them into doing what you think is the right thing isn’t cool anymore? Wish you had that same energy with @kirkmin in 17/18!
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Shirley Leung
10 months
Claudine Gay's @Harvard fate should be decided by Harvard boards alone -- not under pressure from rich donors, prominent alumni, politicians & the peanut gallery on social media. So if Harvard Corporation supports her, defend her. Don't let her twist in the wind.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
That was fast!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
1 year
@Tania4D7 You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
@kirkmin People don’t forget
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Shirley Leung
7 years
. @MargeauxSippell and I have been listening to @WEEI to track down advertisers -- one by one. Here's what happened.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen Gerry look this out of sorts and upset since Robert E Lee surrendered
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@kirkminshow
The Kirk Minihane Show
2 years
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
Hey Mikey, you wanna gift?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
If only you had this much passion raising kids they wouldn’t be living in squalor and been taken away by the State
@DoctorTurtleboy
Aidan Kearney
8 months
Kate Peter, who is facing witness intimidation charges against me for threatening me with physical violence while I am a witness against her, just left me this voicemail.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
“Siri show me a talentless fuckwad”
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@WEEI
WEEI
2 years
Audacy announces series of programming updates for WEEI in Boston
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
@KFCBarstool I couldn’t agree more, but Remember when @holy_schnitt and Gia advocated blowing up police stations and people at Barstool circled the wagons around Ellie. Also has that reading list coming @BarstoolFran @BarstoolRia
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
6 months
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
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@DoctorTurtleboy
Aidan Kearney
11 months
Judge Cannone's own words were used against her in the Supreme Judicial Court to overrule her denial of Jennifer McCabe's cell phone records. Although the SJC Justice denied the defense access to Brian Albert's phone records, they will get all of McCabe's records from January 29,
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@SueNBCBoston @GrantSmithEllis “I’ll cal your mother.”- Sue, from the top rope for the win
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
Just saw Meatball Morrissey at a wake on Hancock Street in Quincy and shocked that’s he’s not as fat as I remember him. Don’t get me wrong he’s still morbidly obese and an all around vile piece of shit, but less fat than he used to be!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
6 months
@MafiaMasshole At least Rita didn’t lose custody of two of her kids
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@CantonMAPolice Did Kevin Albert forget his badge and gun after a night of heavy drinking again?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
@DufrenseAndie He was asking questions, you know something that law enforcement failed to do. If Jenny from the Cell Block and Fatty Matty are innocent they should have answered him.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
Fuck you @MassStatePolice and especially fuck you @YuriBukhenik I see Yuri wants America to be like his beloved shithole Ukraine that he’s willing to silence anyone with a different opinion. Burn in hell all of you
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
Is that the pig and the whore? You know @MafiaMasshole and Lindsey?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
People forget @coxcourtney once bravely stood against racism by posting a black square on Instagram when 97% of the internet was doing it. Now she laughs while Chris Curtis makes racist jokes about @minakimes #StopAsianHate
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@davecullinane
Dave Cullinane
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
As a tribute to Brian Riccio, I’m smoking dope and staying in bed until 1 PM today.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
“Get the fuck off my lawn.” she wasn’t even on the lawn 😂😂😂. Really great people you employee @MassStatePolice
@MazzaMedia
MazzaMedia
4 months
Footage by @NBC10Boston from the home of MSP Michael Proctor this afternoon.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
Just had a nice chat with my buddy Frank Kenneally. He was appalled that a member of the media was acting this abhorrently and is currently reviewing his media credentials. Flipping off witnesses to a crime is not good Grant!
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@GrantSmithEllis
Grant Smith Ellis
8 months
@GIobeCulIen @CaptKD30 You. Don't. Understand. How. Malice. Works. In. The. Context. Of. Second. Degree. Homicide. Stop. Talking.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
. @CaptKD30 No BS-real talk as the kids say- just want to make sure you’ve checked in on Karl. He and I have mutual friends and it looks like he’s having some mental health issues. I hope you and your family talk to him before it gets worse.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@MafiaMasshole I need a realtor, thanks for referring this woman Krusty!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
@DoctorTurtleboy @KenMello a face only an Albert could love
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
Restraining order homeless chic looks good on you @GrantSmithEllis
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
3 months
You’re truly a vile piece of shit @ChiefRafferty
@chrisalbert1994
Chrissy Albert 1994
3 months
Everyone knows @ChiefRafferty and @CantonMAPolice have our backs. Me AND bang bang @colinalbert34 . They just told @NBC10Boston they filed charges to make them go away. We met over a pie at D&E and after a couple calzones and bang bang out back, Helena dropped the charges
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@LatinaLatina14 @lala3049 Alan Jackson: Absolute legend- and decent country music singer too
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
6 months
@MafiaMasshole How many kids taken away between the two of you?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
I see that and raise you this. Jennifer Weeks on Halloween 1999
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@DonutsBaga
JoeyBagaD🍩nuts
5 months
Coming soon to a Court near you ✝️
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@ddphdmpa @JFKGallahue She didn’t run him over though
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
1 year
This man is a pervert
@FiveFreedoms
New England First Amendment Coalition
1 year
Former @BostonGlobe Editor @GlobeMcGrory to Be Honored for First Amendment Advocacy; @nancywestnews of InDepthNH and Portland (Me.) Resident Susan Hawes Also to Be Recognized at NEFAC's 13th Annual New England First Amendment Awards
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
@GrantSmithEllis @WMurphyLaw The best gift you could giver her would be moving out of her house
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
Chris Curtis when he goes 10 minutes without saying something racist
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Dave Cullinane
2 years
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
@MafiaMasshole Must be nice for him to see his kids today. Something you can’t do!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
@kirkmin
Kirk Minihane
2 years
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
6 months
@MafiaMasshole Custody update?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
@MafiaMasshole @jessmachadoshow I just got off the phone with @MedfieldPolice and they say you’re lying and you’re a horrible mother
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
1 year
@MassStatePolice Usually you guys are only looking for Worcester bloggers. Nice change of pace!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
I thought this was the Karen Read trial, not the new Planet of the Apes.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@MassStatePolice Balloon knot?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
@leung
Shirley Leung
7 years
Not only should @WEEI suspend @ChristianFauria for mocking agent Don Yee but also the cohosts who laughed at his insensitive joke.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@ChiefSharkman Where’s that GoFundMe money, Paul?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
Butt dial on 3
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@TGlarer
The Glarer
7 months
Best “but-dial” memes.. And GO..!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
How do you make an already unlistenable, shitty product downright cancer of the ears and on the level of what the Taliban use to torture people? Easy:
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@Ironhead334
Displaced Bostonian
2 years
The @JonesWEEI effect!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
BREAKING NEWS: Brian Albert wasn’t in in NY for a funeral, it was to meet up with Johnny Cakes, his ‘friend’ and volunteer firefighter in NH. People say Brian had such a happy time in NYC that he was too sleepy to hear sirens outside his house while a cop lay dead on his lawn
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
@MafiaMasshole HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
Hope Paul O’Keefe isn’t driving. Burned the bridge with Karen, you know the one who bailed him out and laid his legal bills when he got DUI’d in 2020.
@Free_Karen_Read
FreeKarenRead
4 months
McAlbert's watch party at the Dedham VFW
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
@DoctorTurtleboy That was fast Jackie!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
@Goatboy991994 Why are Karl and Jackie like this? It’s sad that they’re siding with the people that killed John like this
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
Can’t believe what Chris Curtis of @weei referred to @minakimes as on the radio this morning. I hope Chris gets at least sensitivity training, if not is fired by @Audacy , I can’t believe @DavidJFieldAUD allows this filth on his airwaves.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
Charles has talent, you don’t. There aren’t enough journalism professors in the world to teach you how to not be inept at one of the easiest jobs known to man.
@BenVolin
Ben Volin
2 years
Really enjoyed Tom Brady’s conversation with Charles Barkley on his latest podcast. Barkley should be a journalism professor
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
9 months
“Based on my understanding from that discussion with USA Levy, his office has a very different opinion of the circumstances in this case than as presented in Mr. Morrissey's letter.”
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@Carroll111974
JusticeForJohnBPD
9 months
2of the 8 letters have been released. #yikes #justiceforjohn #freekarenread
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
10 months
@MafiaMasshole Losing custody of the other two?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@craven652922611 @JFKGallahue She’s the smart one in the family, she knew which was the wind was gonna blow and warned Mike. He didn’t listen
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
@ourx_vault Hos long to get so triggered? I’m literally shaking
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
John Stewart would be proud @TimInCanton #AllAboard
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@Mom_juggling @DoctorTurtleboy People who torture animals are the lowest scum of scum of all scum. My blood is boiling now more than at any point during the trial
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
5 months
@laurenhiggins_ I don’t recall, but I think they’re just acquaintances
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
8 months
@jrebosglobe @BostonGlobe “Prosecutors say” The Prosecutor in question 😂😂😂😂
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
9 months
@MafiaMasshole Any update on your custody?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
11 months
@MafiaMasshole This you??
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@nfkat72 @MafiaMasshole Yes, spending all day online posting nonsense about someone you don’t like and defending people who don’t give a shit about you is Mother of the Year material!
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
You see this shit @trenni ?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@ChiefSharkman DY didn’t trespass though
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
Call that pulling a Chris Curtis where I’m from
@nypost
New York Post
2 years
I nursed my cheating husband back to health from severe brain trauma — then he cheated again
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
@MafiaMasshole Any custody update?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
2 years
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
@GrantSmithEllis You. Don’t. Understand. How. Social. Security. Works.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
6 months
@GrantSmithEllis @boston25 Are you getting money from the Latin Kings? Sources tell me you’re getting paid by them.
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
@MassStatePolice Federal receivership next
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
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@MafiaMasshole Why did two of your kids get taken away?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
6 months
@MafiaMasshole Custody update?
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
7 months
@DufrenseAndie Chris Albert killed a man
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Kevin Cullen (Parody)
4 months
Damn @GrantSmithEllis I wish I could put you in your place a billionth as well as Sue (an actual journalist that doesn’t have restraining order for inappropriate behavior by a fellow journalist) does.
@SueNBCBoston
Sue O'Connell: COMMENTATOR, not a reporter
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@GrantSmithEllis You’re wrong, Grant. Sorry you can’t come to court tomorrow, because of the restraining order against you. Good luck with your fundraising!
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