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Contributor @bythemingolf @golfshake. Often quoted by golf podcasts as "some idiot on Twitter said." Tweets here by Alan Smithee.

Scotland's West Coast
Joined March 2011
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@Kennzo7 Pity we’ve spent the last 10 years telling them to piss off. We’re now looking increasingly isolated, previous Tory government have bet on red and it’s came orange.
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RT @JeffCarnage: To any golf people in and around London… do you recognise this golf club logo and/or practice ground? Trying to find out w…
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@ingridmeta My cat used to follow my son to the school bus.
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You can find her over at B/Sky keeping up the good fight.
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@JeffCarnage @bellacaledonia Clarkson still is a moron though
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RT @mgtruth: Distracting from ethnic cleansing by <checks notes> straws 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@BuryMeAtBalty Having done that kind of work, there’s no fuel inside that tank. Only vapour. We’d vent it, steam clean it, and then check it with gas monitors. Yet people cry “it’s health and safety gone mad”.
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@mgtruth Indeed. Drink it straight, who on earth mixes it?
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@GarrethAspinall @smegheg an area of the world I need to investigate, never been. Food, golf, mountains, snow. Got a feeling I'll like it.
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@jackieesmith Yeah yeah, you’re so popular you’ve got so many numbers in your phone
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@GarrethAspinall £350m a week? What is it with him putting lies on a bus. It’s a £18bn lease over 99 years so that’s £3.5m per week. And we get the USA to pay most of it as rent for Diego Garcia.
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@mgtruth @JeffCarnage Somebody had to take over from Stacey Solomon, I’m glad Steven stepped up.
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Glencoe with the boys
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@MMcEwanGolf @mgtruth Racking call.
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@mgtruth Damn
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@FuzzyGolf Harry Hill all day long. Andrea Corr is Snail.
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@MMcEwanGolf Oh you’ll know him. Artist does pottery. Wears dresses. He was on Would I Lie To You last night.
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