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“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.” -- Bertrand Russell
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In your absence of purpose you created your own mythology
Since
#TamponTim
is trending I'll point out that in high school, any boy who casually was like "Oh you got ur period? I stashed a pad from the bathroom in my backpack in case one of my friends needed it" -- that boy would be king stud. That boy would be drowning in prom invites.
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@LawAspi
@ElectionLegal
@sainsburys
I was … ung … filling my ‘nappy’ as I was …..ungh…. replying to you … ahhh!
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@lizzadwoskin
No one is buying these lane narratives. Why are you trying to cover up an assassination attempt?
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@symboliclo85913
@Howlingmutant0
Jeez, it's not like the prostie is your sister or something, IS SHE?
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@heartereum
I knew it
The proliferation of homosexuality was nothing more than conspiracy to sell more adult diapers
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@Howlingmutant0
I don’t get what the big deal is anyway.
She was trying to tell him she invented the telescope and he was presenting evidence to the contrary
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@mattlavietes
Your position at NBC is even less relevant. I would be very concerned with the status of your employment.
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@RadioGenoa
Guy plays more characters than Eddie Murphy in "Nutty Professor" and "Coming To America" combined.
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@Howlingmutant0
@KevOnStage
Wigger emotions hit harder than an AIDS quilt unrolling ceremony in the 80s
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@EndWokeness
Call it what you want but every individual entering the United States should be able to exhibit competency and understanding of all of these things.
Going further, some would argue it being a prerequisite to be able to vote
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@TristinHopper
Seriously though, I’m sorry it took this long for you and others to realize. It’s always been this way.
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@cenkuygur
Dang, it took only one tweet to end your candidacy.
You have to ease into these things man
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@Howlingmutant0
The defendant is charged with 97 counts of forced sodomy…..
(Interrupts Judge)
You’ve never been IN the shit!
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@Howlingmutant0
I didn't graduate from high school on time b/c I refused to read Pride & Prejudice.
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@swampsteve
@charles_gaba
@sentdefender
The leader of which country just got the red carpet rolled out for them in San Fran yesterday?
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@MarkRuffalo
You could also say something like:
“Hamas, it’s you friend Mark. Please release the hundreds of hostages for the sake of your people!”
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@Howlingmutant0
The same fisherman, thinking he’s got a “big one on the line”, reels in your bloated, partially eaten corpse several day later.
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@Duderichy
Correlation is not causation. Big cheap weddings tend to be more rural and religious with much more social pressure on the couple to stay together. The idea that some well heeled cosmopolitan couple would have a pauper’s wedding to increase their likelihood of staying together is
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@yanisvaroufakis
I think it’s more like “Of corse there are going to be civilian casualties, Hamas uses them as human shields.” So yes, in that respect it does feel like an unavoidable act of nature.
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@sulaymangt
@andybliu
This is nowhere near Tiananmen. Stop speaking in hyperbole you’re embarrassing yourself.
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@SocialistMMA
SMH. Homey got no respect for his elders. Just to keep the spotlight on himself
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@Howlingmutant0
Every time I’ve seen a dumb waiter in my life I always think Webster is going to come sneaking out.
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@erinblogan
“I’m just wow” is far from grammatically correct. This may have been a factor that contributed to your untimely dismissal.
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@DelusionPosting
War reparations created resentment among the German people. That is why nation building Marshall plan was implemented after ww2
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@robshearer
Just because you groomed one of your daughters to be an ISIS bride doesn’t mean they’re going to spare you when the caliphate comes.
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@MacaesBruno
@YousefHammash
Great optics! Should’ve thought about moving civilians away BEFORE declaring war on Israel. No one to blame but Hamas.
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@paul_rottger
Great! That’s why client side filtering and moderation will be so important. Maybe you should focus your efforts there instead of trying to be the arbiter of the work of others.
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@Howlingmutant0
Silk boxers are great but punishing for those living in the lower latitudes.
Hill I will die on:
Tighty Blackies.
conceal the skid (hides brown on black crime)
Keeps your cuddle fish spring-loaded like one of those gag snakes in a mixed nut container.
Best of all, you can
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@eedugdale
I thought mutual aid came from having unprotected sex or sharing intravenous needles, not getting canned from a rag that people only hate read.
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@CollinRugg
@ChuckModi1
I wonder how many of these people have ever held an American flag in their lives. Or could pass a basic civics test?
What are the doing here?
What are we willing to do about it?
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@visegrad24
Yeah, remember that time when Jews went on an indiscriminate rampage of rape, murder and dismemberment of an unsuspecting German citizenry?
Me neither.
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@OwenJones84
Classic move:
You’ve overplayed
your hand
now time to
Play the victim
Except this time you’ve gone too far.
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@cenkuygur
Commending, a king -an archaic unelected figurehead shows a little respect you have for America and automatically disqualifies you as a candidate for its leadership
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@messedupworld20
@Darth_Vetter_
@ambermouse_
@cpebbles21
@Mandi_GP
@_6signxxx
@Melo_Malebo
Tenants are snakes.
Burrow themselves into a nest to make it extremely difficult to get them out.
Private property is the cornerstone of our civilization. Any attempt to undo or dilute it will be met with a severe response.
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@BronzeAgeMatron
@verymoisturized
@Howlingmutant0
This tweet was my gateway to
@Howlingmutant0
and for that it will always be my favorite.
Also, in some way I think it made an oversized contribution to the turning of the tide we are currently witnessing.
Also, it’s absolutely brilliant.
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@ElijahSchaffer
@TodayisAmerica
This is also a graphic showing which group has the highest percentage of completing tasks.
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@benshapiro
Originally, I thought there wasn’t going to be any Hamas members left after all this was over. Now I feel there aren’t going to be any Palestinians left after this is over. Total war.
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