@fortissim2 I have a sub 15 on tetrio with handcam

RT @FlameShuriken87: Now that were using macros i believe i am the fastest fourwider now(proof with handcam)

Just Got Overall PPT2 Sprint World Record Using 1 Key Finesse! I expect everyone will recognize this as the completely legitimate run that it is.

They don't make matchmaking like they used to

With Corey Graves being replaced with pat mcafee I'll likely meet my quota early, allowing me to be an Oilers fan right in time for playoffs

@marshals2054 no

I didn't meet my suicide baiting quota last year wtf. I might have to be a canucks fan this year to make up for it

When you meet the Tavernkeep in Terraria he's sleeping, which is actually a reference to what you do to his event.

Jan 30 vs Oct 23. Imagine if I did steroids or even ate properly holy shit I'd be bricked tf up

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Many moons ago, when this format was in its infancy, I saw this. Now, I understand. The rent really is too damn high.

With the type of people being diagnosed as autistic I think they're gonna need to invent a new word for what I got

RT @mrstealyourpeej: Aim training for the dismiss all button in outlook

@Rick__ATC No, I get plenty from the US government though so I don't really need it

@addtagherefan lol. only 20? when I was your age, I was 22.

@addtagherefan EPIC WIN!

@irojeh1 isn't that the only kind of schizophrenia

Boss asked why I was texting at work but I told him I was actually just maintaining a healthy work-life balance.